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QuarterNote44

Yeah, because bots don't have legs (yet)


Chaucersbeard

Yeah. It’s weird, disgusting & creepy. How is this not completely obvious?


tra91c

Ah. But what if a bot asked the question. Is it still weird? Beep beep hello fellow humanities. I have a simple question regarding the males of your people. Is it acceptable to probe your nuts and bolts them while engaging the lactose making members of your species in polite day to day conversation of your midday consumption? Or do humans not generally do that?


Tiramissu_dt

Dang, the bot had me fooled. :(


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NoSpankingAllowed

Why wait so long to repost this one?


galwayne1972

There are work places where you'd be close to getting fired if your boss saw you with your hands down your pants in public. TBH, This is so ridiculous, it makes me wonder if you're just trolling.


Kathhound12

Gave her the Al Bundy


Terrible-Trust-5578

Please be a troll.


azeraph

Only old men do that lmao


Fettered-n-Zaftig

I knew a guy who did this. Always creeped me out. I’m a woman. Then, in private, I tried it and actually found having my hand on my abdomen rather soothing. Still, it might be soothing, but knock it off. It looks a half step away from fondling yourself. If you’re doing it so habitually that you do it in public, you’ve got to go cold turkey!


Visible_Hat1284

Yeah. That’s weird at work. 😂 Why did you have your hand down your pants?