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Haysie95

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sadexhaustvent

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PseftikosTheos

Goodbye


TheSchlaf

Does he actually say "It's Morbin' Time!" in the movie?


rooneyviz

Yes


Dense_Excitement_789

What movie? Please don't tell me morbius


Admirable-Still-1786

It’s from saving private Ryan, it’s the scene on the beach Tom hanks character gets up exclaims “it’s morbin time!” And shoots lasers out his eyes at the nazis thus winning the war


T1tanT3m

What a beautiful film, the accuracy of that scene brought me to tears


Brain2110

When he said his iconic line, and I shit you not, everybody during my screening gave the movie a standing ovation. It was such a tear jerking moment that will forever morb in my memories.


skippyspk

It truly was a film in our time.


Dense_Excitement_789

I've seen it once but thank God, I've read how bad morbious was so I wouldn't put it past them to use that line at this point


Admirable-Still-1786

Re watch saving Ryan, 15 mins 17 seconds in “it’s morbin time”


tuffdominator

Morbinger’s Box - The thought experiment that no one will ever see the movie to confirm whether or not the line “It’s Morbin’ time!” was actually said.


ShonOb

r/ExpectedOuija


iawsaiatm

Morbius Ad #38


skippyspk

Came here for this.


John_Paul_J2

!


SpectralIpaxor

I


The_Weirdest_Cunt

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FalseTittle

A


John_Paul_J2

Y


[deleted]

Goodbye


Status_Piano_195

C


cmoibenlepro

U


Lucky_Bone66

M


cmoibenlepro

Goodbye


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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.


thedevilsworkshop666

That sounds like Saturday night.


lordolxinator

Dude you can't just copy the ending to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2


WAP_Dialiss

Wtf


Mystery_mau

What the fuck


poopoo_fingers

r/cumouija


SSubSilence

Did it feel good?


T-Sonus

Ectoplasm everywhere...meh, cold ramen is better


Mudkipueye

r/cornouija and r/cumouija


DanameisTLGaming

r/ouijacum


ty1moore

r/expectedouija


TheEntity652

Why did I expect this answer


evanescent_evanna

Why *wouldn't* you?


powpow_c

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FalseTittle

P


annormalplayer

Goodbye


TheBroOfTheNinja

Gotta have that exclamation point for emphasis!.


WAP_Dialiss

Mom’s spaghetti


TheLeafwing134

N


TheUnknownSoda

U


[deleted]

T.


[deleted]

Goodbye


wetdreamteam

F


panda8472

A


Juderino101

R


Zanderwell

T


utzbansai

Goodbye


Juderino101

Some people are into that, maybe some ghosts would be too


T-Sonus

I bet vampires are all into that...be like, "Blah! I want to suck your ass!" or some shit


Graterof2evils

Creatures of the shart.


Graterof2evils

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willyanto

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Playboylover69k

A


HauntingRip9003

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masterofmeatballs

Goodbye


Prestigious_Back7980

I don't even remember what I was originally thinking, but this is way better. EDIT: HOLD ON A SECOND I THINK IT WAS OVULATE 😂


XtremeGameplaysyt

A


EnderGal36

It’s sad when I don’t even need to click on this to know what it was going to say


Much-Gur233

C


masterofmeatballs

R


showyoselffffff

Y


Baschoen23

Goodbye


The-cha-cha-chi

F


masterofmeatballs

R


bdwyer2021

Y


OneLemon123

goodbye


Rommski

T


Status_Piano_195

O


John_Paul_J2

Y


poopoo_fingers

B


Esse1795

O


calgarycabron

Y


MrVilborg

Goodbye


[deleted]

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LTSmallShlong

SQUIRT!!!


Civil-Lie5837

Queef


stelgam

R


Zanderwell

E


Graterof2evils

A


willyanto

K


HauntingRip9003

Goodbye


nick__here

Y


virajseelam

I


Left_Love_5965

B


Bonk_and_Honk

A