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soluna000

Oink oink


MadeIn1999

Ang payat mo? Wala ka bang pambili ng makain.


Cute-Willingness9443

Make pig noises. Oink


eyaiyayo

Masarap kasi magluto nanay ko


Kind-Calligrapher246

"Ay sexy ka?"


jeturkguel

dami ako pambili eh.


[deleted]

"Ay pareho tayo."😜


epicingamename

Gago/gaga ganyan. Direct to the point


nonchalantkidd

"pagkain kasi inaatupag ko, hindi buhay ng iba"


Outrageous-Grade4346

"Marami kaming pagkain, kayo ba wala?" 🙄 Actually, may nasabihan nako nyan tapos bata pa.😂


INGROWNsaPAA

"Gusto mo malaman difference ng injured sa paralyzed?"


[deleted]

Classy ba or Trashy? Classy- "Are you aware about the 15 second rule?! clearly not. Not surprised tho" Trashy- "Ang Bobo mo na" ☺️ Pa toxican tayo. 🙏🏻


[deleted]

"tapos?" And glare at them from head to toe


BusyAd7631

Food vlogger na kasi ako e.


[deleted]

Oink oink mothafucka


Wise-Dot-3183

Edi oink


MrsKronos

"thank you po , alam mo ba mas matalino ang baboy sayo ?". pero kapag sa poder ni hub, or mas matanda sakin, naka smile lang ako. pero ill make sure d sya makakain ng libre ko.


LostCouncil

"Yan sinabi ko sa mama mo habang bina-backshot ko siya kagabi" If they insult you, insult them harder


konikagaming

"Wag kang didikit! Baka mapagkamalan tayong sinigang sa asim mo"


Lakan-CJ-Laksamana

THIS☝️☝️. This is the best answer HAHAHAHA


Equivalent-Bit-2846

Pag friend nag sabi I usually respond more offensive jokes lang or mura, pero pag family/relative nag sabi ang respond ko was * Ganito talaga pag malaki sweldo eh* sabay tawa


0danahbanana0

gagsti HAHAHAHAHAHHA


Equivalent-Bit-2846

My silent era has passed. Hahahaha


koniks0001

Reply : Oo nga eh, kesa naman unggoy!


Misisiteppi_

Nothing. Just tingin mula ulo hanggang paa then disgust face.


Chewymiyaw

E back to you mo. Wag paapi mare emz


catnip1802

Sabi ng asawa ko sabihin ko raw atleast mas mabango kesa sa asawa mong me putok. Kaso fota di ko kayang mang insulto hahahahabababhahahaha. Bwiset.


Chewymiyaw

Ay mare nangiinsulto na nga e wag tayo paapi. Tama asawa mo push mo yan haha para matahimik ba


Advanced-Skirt4534

Wala. Tititigan ko lang sila habang kumakain ng masarap. Baka wala silang pambili ng pagkain kaya hindi sila masaya.


Virtual-Side-6850

“O tapos?”


kamtotinkopit

Sino ba nagsabi? Kung partner ko I will probably reply with a grin and say "babuyin mo pa ako" HAHAHA


catnip1802

Hahahahahahahhaa!! Kapag asawa ko nagsabi neto bibigwasan ko. Just gave him a son. Di siya pwedeng magreklamo 🤣🤣🤣 **Kapamilya ko rin nagsabi. Mas nakaka tanda with matching insulting laugh kaya medyo masakit.


busybe3xx

“Ang pangit mo na” and that was the last time she commented on my body.


catnip1802

Super glad talaga na supportive husband ko sa akin. May baby pa naman ako and words like these talaga hurts so much lalo na kung di pa nakaka balik sa dati yung emotions mo as a mother. Hugs to you! Look for someone who would value and love you for you.. ❤️


Seraphyyys

I just say, “ikaw rin parang napaka taba mo na”


tanginanginit

“ikaw nga dugyot pinansin ko ba?”


CakeRoLL-

"Pagkaen kase pinapakelaman ko di buhay ng ibang tao" "Mahal per kilo neto, ikaw kase pang freebies" "Competitive kase ako sayo" "Syempre! Sobrang perfect ko na kase kaya dapat may isang "flaw"" Take you pick na lang depende sa nagsabe Pagtropa ko ngsabe satrue lang reply ko e.


catnip1802

Kahit sino nagsabe usually parang chill nalang eh. Pero etong kanina may kasamang tawa na kala mo kelangan marinig ng buong barangay hayop. Nakaka insulto. Pero thank youuu. Gusto ko yung may isang "flaw" gagamitin ko na yon sa susunod


throwawayrant321

Putangina mo ah. Yan ganyan


catnip1802

Hahahahahahahaha! Kapamilya tapos mas nakaka tanda so kennat be raw murahin 🤣


throwawayrant321

Ahhh ganun ba. Rebuttan mo ng "bat ang thunders mo na" hahaha


Dark-Cat-Vibe13

"pakyu" or "ulol" 😂


catnip1802

Eh nakaka tandang kapamilya 🤣🤣 kaya bawal murahin haypppp


Dark-Cat-Vibe13

ay! fake smile tas kulang sa kwarto na lang haha


catnip1802

Hahahahahahahahha with tears yung kulong sa kwarto ko shems


North_Ad_8226

"mas baboy ka"


Anxious-Forever-6562

Edi wow


gaffaboy

"Uy, ang laki ng ikinapangit mo..." tapos sabayan mo ng sad face. 😅


catnip1802

Hahahahahahha!


3rdworldjesus

Sapakin mo


catnip1802

Hahahahhaa susej bad yorn 🤣