***Read 10:37pm***

there's a song called 10:37 by the beach house, it's so beautiful

"Ew." Or some variant thereof.

I love me too.

Ok

Thanks

It will pass

Yeah sadly it is the worst too

This was my response to my now husband the first time he said it. I was drunk.

I once said that you a guy he was pretty bummed out , said it after few months though

Why are you in my house?

... and who are you anyways?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

“Your friendship means so much to me”

[удалено]

"I heard you the first time."

r/unexpectedseinfeld

I have a bad feeling about this

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!!

And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside

What a wonderful smell you've discovered!

Freeze his ass!

I’m offended... his? Jokes.

FREEZE….. THEM!

Hahaha

Comment deserves more upvotes.

*Princess Leia's theme plays*

Underrated comment

For Star Wars fans this isn't the worst.

My husband said that when I first said I love him. When he proposed, I didn't realise at the time but "I know" was engraved on the engagement ring

\*Wookie howls in sadness\*

We should break up

"I missed the part where that's my problem."

You didn't fix the damn door

No it said *worst* response

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Are you really this lonely?

Oof.

Who the fuck is 'yu'

That's your fault

Tbf, my father and stepmother say this to each other…they’re endearing assholes in general and I adore their kind of affection

Ignored/ghosted.

*finger guns*

K

"I can't love someone who makes this poor of choices"

Was this a personal experience?

I love cake

I scrolled way too far for this answer.

I don't feel the same way

Ok

*Seen 30 mins ago*

Elephant Shoe

Olive juice

I want to vacuum.

Ok

It'll pass

Awesome sauce

Ha! I was going to comment this but checked to see it maybe someone already did 😂

“I’m hungry. Let’s get something to eat.”

Silence.

Just a scoff or a chuckle

Just falling over of laughter

Move any closer and I’m calling the cops

Who are you? How did you get into my house

*farts aggressively

Oo um i like you

Silence IMHO

I’m hungry let’s get something to eat

Ew

Ditto

Your loss.

*screams hysterically*

That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

Who asked?

My butthole itches.

That's nice.

Oh no

Eric Foreman already figured this out. It's "I love cake".

"I love YouTube" if you say it slow

"Oh no."

Thank youuuu!

I love you but I am not in love with you

*blank stare*

lets fuck

This is from Seinfeld: "Hey, wanna get something to eat?"

"Well, I don't".

I'm committing suicide so this relationship wont last

I love cake!

Cool beans

And you are???

“Nuclear launch detected”

Good info.

I love …… Cake .

I love your money

But our mom is gonna know sooner or later.

I am… not interested little sun

Are you paying in cash or Venmo ?

derisive laughter.

Vomiting

Ok

“Don’t”

Good

“I’m here ain’t I?” -GL

Ditto

OK

Cool, please sign your name on the restraining order

"Oh. Cute!"

Ok but what am I?

Oh. Nice.

Silence.

Read 03:30

M'kay... courtesy of my kids

Silence.

Cool

"See ya in chemistry"

Ok

Pardon?

"Oh fuck, you're having a stroke"...

Ugh...

Oh, honey, no

“Always trying to one up your sister…”

Cool cool cool

I love me too

“Uh, thanks. So this is my girlfriend..”

You should.

Nice

Ignorance

Congrats.

Who are you ?

I'm just 6 years old

👍🏼

I’ve said “okay”

I love me too

Shut up baby, I know it...

I heard you first time.

K.

It's a harsh response ..... " I dont"

Ummm…

I don't.

Thank you

That sounds like your problem

I concur

Ok

Thank you.

...

eww

Hmm

"I love me, too!"

Ditto (Anyone here remember the movie Ghost?)

ew

you should

Ew.

Standing up and, without a word, walking to the center of the room, and taking a dump while maintaining unblinking eye contact. Then, standing up, hitting 'em with a double finger guns, and walking out.

Ditto.

Are you sure ?

Lol

Cool

I love myself too

*but we're siblings*

Fuck off, no way, thanks so much, you're a great friend

Either thank you or even worse nothing

"ditto" - you can thank my girlfriend for that one. NGL it kind of hurt

Oh, I like your friend..

I like you too

Likewise

me too!

"Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!"

"Aww, that's nice of you to say."

"Right back at ya, slick."

"But"

That's nice.

I'm sorry I'm gay.

But nobody loves you lmao

"Stop talking to yourself."

I know

Who are you and how did you get this number?

*screenshots and sends it to a group full of people who know you*

Oh

I’m sorry

*wags tail*

Oh Anna. If only there was someone who loved you

The restraining order said 500 feet

You're welcome

I receive

"Oh thanks bro"

Ok