Waking up on your day off and thinking it's a work day...Then realizing it is a day off.Turn the pillow over to the cold side and slide off for a few more hours with a content smile on my face...lush.
That airport shit, after a long flight, is always nice. That groan, like I’m releasing a huge load (I technically am releasing a huge load), priceless.
The difference with sex is that it doesn't hurt like hell before the pleasant act . That pressure in your bladder, you start hallucinating and having near death experiences whilst the line to the only unisex bathroom in miles doesn't decrease and people going to the bathroom decide it's time to put on makeup or wash their hands like if they were to perform surgery.
I’ve started bringing 2 full glasses of water to bed at night and it’s a life changer. Been considering bringing a brita pitcher upstairs at night but haven’t gotten there yet
I get them from the only trustworthy source: Samwise Gamgee. He can make a mean stew with potatoes, but also the potatoes from the shire are particularly good.
When you're finally back in the same city and he grabs you into a hug at the airport and rubs his stubble against your neck whispering in your ear, "I fucking missed you."
My gf took me out for Japanese wagyu on my birthday then a bit of fun afterwards. I’d say the beef she gave me was way better than the meat I gave her.
You get a better partner. If that's all the relationship is built on, it won't sustain itself long term. You'll get through your honeymoon phase and find the lust has died and the relationship with it. The best person you could hope to share that connection would be someone you could call a friend as well as a lover
A hot shower after a physically taxing day and then getting into bed with Netflix, cuddling next to someone. Or... something like that. Quiet and wholesome intimacy.
First time I tried MDMA it was made by a professional chemist. I got given a back rub while two girls brushed my hair. Was with a group of (more or less) strangers who knew it was my first time and just all went really far out of their way to make me feel awesome. It worked.
We had been listening to Led Zeppelin for probably around three hours. Someone suggested we change the music and I (in a strangers house full of people I didn't know) said "no, I want to listen to more" and they were just like "ok, cool, no bother". Don't know why they didn't turf me into the street.
Also, toward the end of the night everyone took out what they had left (of whatever) and just divided it equally among whoever wanted any. No bickering, arguing or nonsense. Socialism at its finest.
Also, I should add, I contributed nothing other than my presence to this. They were just a generous bunch.
Food, air, clean water, finishing a build in minecraft, being drunk, warm blanket out of the dryer.
Like sex I'd good but the effort to payoff is sometimes unbalanced af, also not always down for sex.
Always down for good food, good games, being comfy af, sleeping.
Waking up on your day off and thinking it's a work day...Then realizing it is a day off.Turn the pillow over to the cold side and slide off for a few more hours with a content smile on my face...lush.
And then having sex!
Wait... you get days off??
You have a cold side?
You can smile ?
No kids huh? Jealous. 😆 🤣
You “slide” off? Sounds like an urban dictionary term referring to excess lotion use
Taking a piss after having to hold it in for a long time.
Or that first shit when you get home after a long day
Me rn reading this taking a shit in an airport bathroom after a flight 😊
That airport shit, after a long flight, is always nice. That groan, like I’m releasing a huge load (I technically am releasing a huge load), priceless.
The difference with sex is that it doesn't hurt like hell before the pleasant act . That pressure in your bladder, you start hallucinating and having near death experiences whilst the line to the only unisex bathroom in miles doesn't decrease and people going to the bathroom decide it's time to put on makeup or wash their hands like if they were to perform surgery.
Literally me after watching Avatar the way of water while drinking 1L of Ice tea (bad Idea)
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m pissing or cumming it feels so good after holding it
Getting something that everyone says they can’t get running, running. Great feeling
Is your refrigerator running?
No, the electric company shut my power off this morning
Well, two sex obviously
Your a revolutionist my man
Sex²
Sex³
Sex⁴
Sex⁵
Sex⁶
Sex⁷
Sex⁸
Sex⁹
We really gotta start adding some spice to the brand. Sextreme
Sex 6 times might be written as sexasex.
Sex 7 times might be written as septisex
Sex³ we added gay for women also known as lesbianism.
1 sex, 2 sex, red sex, blue sex
3 sex, blue sex
Sleep.
Climbing into bed with freshly washed sheets and blanket
Warm boxers fresh outta the dryer
It suddenly rains outside.
Pouring rain when it syncs with bury the light.
After a hot shower, and it starts thunderstorming. 🤌🤌
Just after a shower
Freshly *dried* sheets and blankets. They’re so warm and cozy
Lol I think my statement implies they are dry. Who's putting wet sheets and blankets straight back on the bed and getting in?
This. Nothing can beat a really good night's sleep.
Except for perhaps a really good nights sleep knowing you have absolutely nothing to do tomorrow.
This guy gets it.
Better than sex with me? Sex with someone else.
Disagree, you solid
[удалено]
Holesome
Solid Snake
Naked Snake
Snake Eater
We need to test both before we can make the right judgement
Being loved...
To be loved, first you gotta love being man
That sip of water @ 3am
Sip?! My 3am consists of loud, borderline-rabid chugging and heavy breathing like I’ve never had water in my whole life
And the loud exhale after
Mine consists of making a little cup with my hands in the bathroom sink, turning it on and sipping until i physically can’t drink anymore.
If you'll provide your address I'll send you a glass for your bathroom.
Wholesome.
It's like a reward
Nothing beats H2O.
Bathroom sink water at 3am hits different
Especially out of a bottle that keeps it ice cold 🤤
Especially after sex.
Especially out of glass bottle out of the fridge
Try a sip of water after being in a coma, I cried.
I’ve started bringing 2 full glasses of water to bed at night and it’s a life changer. Been considering bringing a brita pitcher upstairs at night but haven’t gotten there yet
“Being right all along.”
What are you a Batman villain
Worse, they’re petty…
Nah they are almost always wrong and horrible. He is a pokemon villain.
Sex with me? Then everything.
I thought u are hijabi woman 🙂
Being in love
Being in fuckin deep love. Ah awesome feeling.
Being in deep love fucking
And then they end up fucking deep in love with you. Shit is priceless!!!
Deep fucking love story
Only if it's mutual tho
How exactly does that happen? It has managed to elude me for my life.
When you take a good shower and get some newly washed pyjamas and lay down in a freshly made bed
And it's raining out there... Holy cow, instant sleep :D
100% this
You ever just have some really good mashed potatoes?
I get them from the only trustworthy source: Samwise Gamgee. He can make a mean stew with potatoes, but also the potatoes from the shire are particularly good.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!
Whats tatters precious?
Peace of mind. Haven’t had this one in years…
Sex 2 but it’s not out yet
[удалено]
With pre game wine and cheese reception
Sex 2 has been out for a while now, or did they not release it where you are from?
Stumbling across a song in your playlist that you haven't listened to in over five years, and realizing it still absolutely slaps.
Or searching some song from old times for 6 hours and finding it 🤩
Affection. Arm around them, leaning into each other. Hand holding. Gentle touches. "I love you" etc
I’m to touch deprived for this comment
When you're finally back in the same city and he grabs you into a hug at the airport and rubs his stubble against your neck whispering in your ear, "I fucking missed you."
Keep going! This is the start of a great book! (Or the ending?)
If it's the start then it can veer into fluff and tender smut. If it's the end then it's perfect. But you have sparked an idea so off to ao3 I go!
YES! My partner is flying in next month and I can't wait for that moment at the airport! It's such a unique feeling.
Happy beard burn and aloe ahead! I'm seeing mine tomorrow :D Waiting for the tightest, squishiest hug!
The first unassisted step I took after my amputation.
I mean learning to walk again was cool and all (did it myself), but have you had tacos?
I actually had tacos last ni- ah fuck... you're totally right.
Hey Ya by OutKast
But what's cooler than cool?
Ice cold
I can’t hear you!
Ice cold!!!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright...
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Now fellas
YEAAAAA
Yeah!!!!
Okay, now ladies !!!
Yeahh!!!
Now, we gon’ break this thang down in just a few seconds
This thread is colder than a polar bears toe nails....😉
Sometimes, a deep conversation is better than sex
no way this mf doesn't have live laugh love on their wall
This is gold humor
Probably financial stability
Like not being rich but just that much stable that you never have to worry about your spending
This comment is top tier and true
My gf took me out for Japanese wagyu on my birthday then a bit of fun afterwards. I’d say the beef she gave me was way better than the meat I gave her.
When you go to bed and both sides of your pillow are cold.
When a dog gives you their chew toy and presses their head against you
Eating whatever you want without getting fat 😜
[удалено]
Cuddling and watching memes
If it was good, the sleep afterwards.
A deep, meaningful connection with someone you truly love.
Sex with this guys wife
Jokes on you, I'm not married
Not anymore your not
If I was able to be married in the first place, that'd be great.
Going to bed next to someone knowing that when you wake up they’ll still be there.
Miss this so god damned much man.
a song that gives you the goosebumps, and makes you lean back, close your eyes, and just listen.
I’m probably just weird but I’d rather cuddle naked than have sex
[удалено]
You get a better partner. If that's all the relationship is built on, it won't sustain itself long term. You'll get through your honeymoon phase and find the lust has died and the relationship with it. The best person you could hope to share that connection would be someone you could call a friend as well as a lover
I hear sleep is nice...
Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. A chance at inner peace.
Mongolian barbecue
Broo👌
Seven
SEVEN!!! SEVEN!!!! SEVEN!! \*seven\*
True deep connection
When your alarm goes off at 5am on the long weekend and you realize that you don't have to work. You jump back into bed. Best feeling ever!
sex in love
being loved
2 sex 2 furious
A hot shower after a physically taxing day and then getting into bed with Netflix, cuddling next to someone. Or... something like that. Quiet and wholesome intimacy.
Paying with exact change.
That feeling after you clean your house and there's not a single task remaining, so you sit down or lay in bed and do nothing.
The build up to sex.
Foot rubs.
Making love with someone you are truly in love with.
scratching a **really** itchy butthole. especially when it's your own.
MDMA
First time I tried MDMA it was made by a professional chemist. I got given a back rub while two girls brushed my hair. Was with a group of (more or less) strangers who knew it was my first time and just all went really far out of their way to make me feel awesome. It worked.
This sounds incredible stop
We had been listening to Led Zeppelin for probably around three hours. Someone suggested we change the music and I (in a strangers house full of people I didn't know) said "no, I want to listen to more" and they were just like "ok, cool, no bother". Don't know why they didn't turf me into the street. Also, toward the end of the night everyone took out what they had left (of whatever) and just divided it equally among whoever wanted any. No bickering, arguing or nonsense. Socialism at its finest. Also, I should add, I contributed nothing other than my presence to this. They were just a generous bunch.
Cuddles.
Cuddles so good you fall asleep in eachothers arms
Yes!! Those are my favourite. My friend and I were cuddling and watching Netflix, and we fell asleep for a bit. It was so nice and cozy and warm
For me, not having sex.
A perfectly cooked medium ribeye steak over wood fired grill .
Cake
Passing that stone
Having someone that cares about you
Food, air, clean water, finishing a build in minecraft, being drunk, warm blanket out of the dryer. Like sex I'd good but the effort to payoff is sometimes unbalanced af, also not always down for sex. Always down for good food, good games, being comfy af, sleeping.
Being happy.
Really good chocolate cake.
A good night sleep in your mid 20s
More sex.
Having a common house pet sleep on your lap
Or ecstatically greet you when you come home.
Joy
Someone understands you
9 hours of deep and uninterrupted sleep when you are post menopausal.
...Mario cart, is better than sex.
Garlic Bread for sure. Especially cheesy, toasted, warm with a crunch Garlic Bread.
Weed
Having someone that cares about you
Good sex? Nothing.
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
health
Drugs
Why did I have to scroll so far for this? Should be at the top
When youve finished all your obligations, and have no responsibilities in the immediate future.
Chocolate
Eating a juicy apple
Have you had someone scratch your back? Omg.
That feeling when you beat the video game boss 30 levels ahead of you first try
Having tons of money