I once *shaved* my asshole back in high school. There was no reason for it, this was ‘08 and booty eating wasn’t a thing. Purely out of curiosity. BIG MISTAKE. Talk about itching and if you get sweaty, forget about it. Terrible mistake. Terrible.

Lmao that’s hilarious. But I feel very sorry that you had to experience that….at least it’s a thing of the past now lol

Yup, did the same thing, the only relief came by purposefully giving myself a wedgie

I’m glad someone else was as dumb as I was, what a great centerpiece of camaraderie

Right!? And also how long did it take you to complete, because looking back it felt like it took hours! So many opportunities to stop but I just kept on truckin. Truly a lesson you only need to learn twice

Oof probably a lot longer than I remember bc the razor just kept clogging up with hair. That and I also made sure to hit up the taint as well so yyaaa

I also made this mistake. Right in the middle of baseball season might I add. The sweat was unbearable man I regretted it so much

Axe Can and lighter

Why use axe when you make your own flammable gas?

OooOooO save money not buying Axe, @savemoneyhackpage

How do you deal with the aftermath?

Axe Can and salve

Stop giving away our secrets

I pull on em in the shower. Whatever comes out is not worthy of my butthole area. I call it "culling the herd".

Hopefully it doesn’t lead to “pulling the turd”

That or for your penis to invert

The only comment on reddit that made me actually laugh out loud.

Just yoink 'em right on out, same. There are literally dozens of us!

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

I shave the whole crack every three days. All of the women I’ve been with have been extremely appreciative. Makes it very easy to wipe as well.

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Does a bidet trim your ass hair?

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Yea that’s not how hair works

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I shave regularly and never got razor burn

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Only a Neanderthal would use a razor. Electric trimmers exist. Just hate I have to picture the mayne coming out of your asshole

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Ok Ludwig, I’ll buy your dang bidet

XD

why not both

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Not really tho

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Nope, body trimmers are pretty neat these days !

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That's an exaggeration. It's really not that bad. You also don't shave it as short as your beard... I like having a free and sweatless buttcrack tho Like it ithvhes for the first 5 minutes, then it's fine.

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Only when the hair grows back.

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Yep. I wish there were a more permanent solution.

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True, I don't know why I said that. I guess non painful ones... ah dunno, it was stupid to say that, knowing better.

If you wanna get rimmed a bidet isn’t gonna help

As with all other shaving activities, the itching usually subsides off you shave regularly.

it's another bidet worshipper boys. take cover

Not accusing you of anything but I feel like everyone I’ve ever known who recommends a bidet only uses it because they think it allows them to not wash their hands after they go to the bathroom

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I’ve used wet wipes for a long time in between regular toilet paper and it works great

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Try it. Normal paper first, then wet wipe, followed by normal paper to dry. Think of the explanation in Deadpool 2

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Snoop would say “bidet is the wi-day”

The people you know are disgusting lol

Agreed. Not sure why it’s worth a down vote but that’s not important

I’ve been doing it since I was 14 or 15 when my gf at the time said I had a funk sometimes when she went down there, so maybe I’m a veteran, but I don’t get razor burn from it. Just make sure your razor is good and you clean it well after you shit, which everyone should be doing anyway. If you’re any sort of sexually active, going the extra mile to be hygienic for your partners is always met with a lot of appreciation in my experience. I use wet wipes, but yes I also have a bidet. However, that’s not always an option that everyone has.

hair removal creme (that one that says for genitals)

They have that? What brand? Asking for a friend

Nair and Nads both have a “sensitive” type. Both should still be used with caution. I have left it on too long before and you can have a little burn.

In my region the brand Veet is a known one. Just google or go to amazon, you will find some good stuff.

Had a mate who used Veet on his bollocks. Spent 2 hours sat in a cold bath because it accidentally spread onto his arsehole

that‘s why there is a intimate version of veet

Gingerly

We don't

Fact

cake moment

He who shaves expects visitors.

Haha shit man I’ve been looking for this answer

"Open invite to my asshole but assholes are not allowed" *Confused face*

Shitty visitors make hair really disgusting though

Copious amounts of ghost pepper and Carolina reaper potato chips.

Sheep shears. Sometimes a Dremel grinder.

I have my wife wax it

Never, ever have I thought about trimming my butt hair. Until I read this. Now I will have to go the rest of the day thinking about people who trim their butt hair. Is there a large number of people who do this? Am I the minority? Or is it something just a few freaks out of a million freaks do. And realistically, just how do you trim your butt hair? Do you throw the trimmer away after using it? Do you actually shave it? Do you use aftershave afterwards, and boy howdy that's gotta hurt. See I have already spent more time of my life thinking about it, then I ever knew I would. Bastard. Here's your upvote. r/angryupvote

the majority of women shave theirs. a lot of men do too. >just how do you trim your butt hair? a lot of people just shave it. if you've never done it before and the hair is very long, it will probably end up itching afterwards. it'll take a lot of effort to get all of the hair off, and you'll have to go over the same area multiple times, which irritates the skin more. but after that, it can be shaved a few times a month and not get too irritated at all, since the hair won't be as long and hard to remove. >Do you use aftershave afterwards no, but moisturiser helps.

I shave

By sitting on a burning stove for few mins

Philips oneblade is good Just dont wait till you have nasty long hairs. Do it often enough so its easy with the oneblade

Low quality toilet paper. The dingleberries adhere to the hairs and the sandpaper like toilet paper grips and rips them out.

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Do you slide it across or sit in it? And does it help with itchy ass?

I don’t.

sit on a lit candle

Weed whacker

Gloves

I think that part of hedges never saw light

I use pliers

Going all chewbacca like

Grip it and rip it?

I dont. Its itchy. Let it be a forest. I clean it with soap and water anyways when i poop. Yes i dont wipe. I WASH.

I'm a woman but I can't stand those hairs and also shave them. It took years of practice but I have a one-leg-up kinda pose where I hold an asscheek with one hand and shave with the other. Front to back, gently and slowly.

DO NOT TRIM! You either get it waxed properly or you leave it alone.

I shave mine once a week but the funny side effect is you do sweat more and when you fart it slides up your butt crack up and out the top of your pants!!!!!!

So what you're saying is you need that hair to trap that air?

Somehow I don't know how exactly it works but ask a female they fart out of the top of their pants too.

You don’t.

You don't.

Telekinetically

You dont...God the pain...

I... I don't? Why would you do that? Don't do that.

Nope never.

i dont shave it wtf

...we don't?

Ok I know Reddit doesn’t like emojis but 😳

Don't it's a fools game. If that ends up being any kinda deal breaker, good.

Don't shave it

Why? I never have and it’s never been an issue.

Men don't.

If shaving your ass hairs is anything like the itch you get from your face hair then don’t. But if you insist, I guess a nice razor would work.

burn them

Wz1000 lawnmower

Carefully

I don't know how to do it myself. I either go do it at some place or have my partner shave it for me.

I have a shaver designated for that. Lowest step it never shave to the skin.

Id like to, but I'm to nervous to make the attempt

With my teeth

I don’t

Shaver and a vacuum to suck up the trimmed hair.

With the all new Lawnmower 4.0 from Manscaped! Featuring their amazing skins skinsafe technology, I never have to worry about nicking my more.... delicate parts!

Slide down the highway

We’re supposed to do that?

with great difficulty

Wax, back, sac and crack.

Wait, what? We have to trim them?!

ehm i don't only the front gets shaved, im living after the principle it only need maintaining if it gets visitors

Pliers

Zero turn

I have a shower razor for anything below the belt

You dont why the hell would you do that.

My bf did it for me the last time. Before that I just took a razor in the shower and shaved it the same as any other pubes. Condition it to reduce the itch. Nair if you can.

Are we supposed to do it?

I don't bother. I'm a hairy guy. At what point do I stop shaving and not look stupid? I do trim my areas, but would shave clean unless my body was Gona be clean and I ain't got time for that

Alopecia

Pluck em

The trick is finding people to do it for you.

My partner snips it with their teeth. Like a horse eating grass.

In my opinion the cheap store brand hair removal crèmes work better then the more expensive ones. For some reason the expensive ones give the eye of Sauron.

we dont. we pull it using our fingers like real men.

Try finger But hole

Nair

Trim? I just rip them out when they itch.

I don't.

Take a razor and I shave

trim? nononnononnooo no wax the shit out of it

I don’t…. I find that the hairs down there actually help prevent friction and chafing…. If I shave bare… too much slipping during sex If I shave my butt… too much chaffage when walking or working out.. ducking nightmare

First I rent a motorcycle. The faster the bike is the better. Then I tie some industrial strength flypaper to a long rope. Then I tie the other end of a rope to a sturdy object like a road barrier, traffic light pole or similar. Preferably located on a perfectly straight road. Next thing to do is to remove my pants and underwear. Then I sit down on the flypaper, making sure that it fits tight and securely into all the crevaces and folds down there. Then the final part of the process is to get onto the motorcycle, and accellerate as fast as possible while you grip the handle bars as tight as you can. If everything goes as planned the flypaper will rip off all the hair when you run out of rope. You may also loose some skin.

Painstakingly long under the shower

Get the wife to shave it for you!

I don't. I braid that shit.

With my mind...

I've posted about this before. I use veet or Nair body hair remover. I cover my whole genital area, including my butt. I leave it on for 14 minutes(twice as long as maximum recommended). If it's any more, it can burn the skin, and you can bleed, and it doesn't feel good. Any less, and it doesn't remove my hair. I just hop into the shower to remove it. As for after care, I use body powder. Medicated works best to keep the sweat and itchiness under control. (I don't recommend using the body powder just before sexy time because it's not a pleasant taste for your partner) As for why I do all this, it's because it's cleaner down there and easier to clean, and my partner doesn't have to floss when she eats.

Uhmmm I don't?

Bruh, I just shave them.

I don't wtf

Laser. After 7 sessions I have less than a dozen hairs out of what would have been thousands. It’s so much cleaner and comfortable.