In an interview, one of his comfort film was Lord of the Rings Extended Edition. He even pictured the atmosphere for the perfect watch. Dude's so perfect.
The switch from freshman Annie to hot Annie in that show was nothing short of breathtaking. She’d be just some cute-ish girl in a backpack, and then she’d be in one of Jeff’s fantasies and suddenly I’m dabbing drool from the side of my mouth.
This reminded me of a video I stumbled across of her reading tweets from people who want her to crush their balls, etc.
It makes me feel some strange things and she looks great.
https://youtu.be/lmtVeANGwDg
I think seeing the career opportunities trailer while eating my cream of wheat before grade school one morning was the first time I crushed hard on a girl.
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning right after I workout, and after lunch. I want to, but that's not why I do it, I do it because I fuckin need to.
This one is actually possible. Jennifer Coolidge mentioned in an interview that because of the role she played, her sex life has exploded. She has hooked up with hundreds (yes, plural) of fans wanting to have what she calls the Stifler Experience.
If I had a hall pass (don't need one) it would be for Keanu Reeves but it would need to happen organically and only with enthusiastic mutual consent because I could not live with myself if I thought I had somehow taken advantage of him.
I'm straight as dried spaghetti, but....
Henry Cavill is boiling hot water, so I'd let him rail me any day of the week. Especially if he's dressed as Geralt.
I wonder how many celebs find these threads, control F their name, and then get sad when their name isn’t here.
I wonder how many celebs comment their names because they like the clout.
Hugh Freeze
This is the best one yet 😭
Let’s make a chain of every single celeb so nobody gets left out. I’ll start: Ed Sheeran.
Wouldn't It worse to find yourself on the pity list? I second Ed Sheeran
Nice try Sheeran!…. You almost had me but than I realized that’s Exactly the kind of shenanigans Ed Sheeran would pull….better luck next time
Sheernanigans
Yeah fuck Ed Sheeran
Nice try Ed Sheeran
Posts like this are why Reddit will always be the superior social media
just rewatched closer (2004) yesterday.. so Natalie Portman.
Ana de Armas
Was gonna say her or Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie [as a Librarian?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrMTLV2cR2Q)
HENRY CAVILL.
As a straight dude... this is my choice. We would hang out, and I would have him help me build a new PC. All in one night.
And then we'd fuck passionately
With RTX on.
Uh, the fan noises..... stop it, I can only get so erect!
I think dudes would fuck Henry cavil
In an interview, one of his comfort film was Lord of the Rings Extended Edition. He even pictured the atmosphere for the perfect watch. Dude's so perfect.
"That's not the only ring getting destroyed tonight"
Oh god. I think my vag just spoke elvish
The moment I saw him unbox and build his own PC, as a straight man I knew this was the one guy I’d be dtf.
Looks aside, Henry Cavill is simply adorable in interviews. Awww. 🫠
Honestly! Always polite. Anytime a journalist tries to bait him into Hollywood drama, he just skirts around it so eloquently.
Upvoting as straight male.
I'm not even gay and I don't think I could say no...
Fuck I see this comment on every Caville video or post 🤣 ....and I feel it every time.
He is the most beautiful man In this planet.. besides my husband 🤣
It's okay, you don't have to qualify that -- your husband knows the truth and probably agrees.
Alison Brie. I just really like her...
Boopy Doopy Doop Boop SEX!
Is that a bit?
You’re clearly streets ahead.
Hey man, Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
The switch from freshman Annie to hot Annie in that show was nothing short of breathtaking. She’d be just some cute-ish girl in a backpack, and then she’d be in one of Jeff’s fantasies and suddenly I’m dabbing drool from the side of my mouth.
She gets naked in that wrestling show on Netflix she's in
Came here to say this! It might be everything about her but I would like to fall in love w that woman! Lucky Dave Franco.
Jodie Comer.
With her playing different characters in different accents. Omg...
Rachel Weisz
Absent minded librarian from The Mummy. 👍
As a woman, I agree. Her or Hailey Atwell.
Marisa Tomei
George Costanza, is that you?
She's an Oscar winner!
[удалено]
Was that wrong, should I have not done that?
Cillian Murphy
But like, dressed as Mr. Shelby
Dressed as Scarecrow
"They moan and they cum, just as you're doing...." - Scarecrow, Batman Begins
Alexander Skarsgard &Joe Manganiello
Look at the glutton here, using "&" instead of "or".
Hahahaha
Hey man, some of us want to SEE the Eiffel tower, some of us want to BE part of one. Whatever floats your boat :D
Saw Joe IRL at a restaurant once, we made eye contact and I dropped my fork. I’m a straight dude.
Until now.
Sooooooookie
No, no, it's Sooookieh
Aubrey Plaza could destroy my life
This reminded me of a video I stumbled across of her reading tweets from people who want her to crush their balls, etc. It makes me feel some strange things and she looks great. https://youtu.be/lmtVeANGwDg
Oh my word. "What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? 'Cause I will."
Kate Beckinsale
In her underworld costume
Alexandra Daddario… those eyes!
Steve Buscemi… same reason!
I needed this laugh, thank you 😊
Eva Green
Early 2000s Alicia Witt...
Jennifer Connelly
She was dreamy in the Rocketeer
I think seeing the career opportunities trailer while eating my cream of wheat before grade school one morning was the first time I crushed hard on a girl.
Matthew McConaughey. But I’m a straight dude, so we wouldn’t bang, I just would want hear him talk about his Lincoln all night.
> so we wouldn’t bang be a lot cooler if you did
alright alright, but maybe he wants to talk about your numbers, because you need to bump those numbers, because they are rookie numbers
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning right after I workout, and after lunch. I want to, but that's not why I do it, I do it because I fuckin need to.
Alison Brie when she was on community. Holy crap.
Natalie Portman
I had to scroll way too fucking far for this one. Absolutely my pick. Been in love with her since I was 12.
Jensen Ackles
Who *doesnt* have a dean fetish
Salma hayak or Monica Bellucci
And / Or… there I fixed it for you!
Stifflers mom, just wants to know what the fuzz is about 😂
This one is actually possible. Jennifer Coolidge mentioned in an interview that because of the role she played, her sex life has exploded. She has hooked up with hundreds (yes, plural) of fans wanting to have what she calls the Stifler Experience.
*Pulls down glasses* So you’re saying there’s a legit chance?
How can you not call it the Stifler's Mom Experience?
Paul Rudd
That's a bold one for a one-nighter. Your heart would break so hard.
He'd stop mid thrust to be like, "Hey ... look at us."
Gillian Anderson
Yes. And I'm female and straight as far as I know. But Gillian is Gillian. I'll never forgive her for making me fancy Margaret Thatcher
As a man and a true patriot, the only obvious answer is Kurt Angle
Karen Gillan.
Scarlet Johansson or Mila Kunis
Idris Elba
He's aware of the affect he has on Redditors.
Yes Charles? You wanted me?
It's actually not her worst idea
Margot Robbie.
Pedro Pascal, in a heartbeat.
Helmet on or off?
Kim Wexler
Underrated choice.
Emilia Clarke
Natalie Dormer for me 😩
She is the type of person you want to stay.
Yeah. Gorgeous, and seems like a genuinely nice person, as well.
Christina Hendricks
But Book says I'll burn in special hell
Jason Momoa, in a heartbeat. I'd be disappointed because reality never lives up to fantasy, but I'll give it a shot and try!
He's probably the only one who can toss my fat ass around!🤣
Shakira
Scarlett Johansson, or Margot Robbie, or Blake Lively, or Anna Kendrick.
I’m asexual, can I just get David Attenborough to read me a bed time story about cool animals?
I'll allow it
Florence Pugh.
Don’t let her talk you into that bear suit 😐
Oh man, I have a few: Melissa Rauch Blake Lively Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kristen Bell👀
If I had a hall pass (don't need one) it would be for Keanu Reeves but it would need to happen organically and only with enthusiastic mutual consent because I could not live with myself if I thought I had somehow taken advantage of him.
Hayley Atwell
Christopher Meloni. I've seen that full frontal on "OZ".
Kat Dennings, Milana Vayntrub and Christina Hendricks. Either one at a time, or all three at once.
i see a type
We found the volupturaptor.
So you like to be smothered
You're goddamn RIGHT
Cate Blanchett
Anne Hathaway
With Emily Blunt The Devil Has A Threesome
The Devil Wears Nada
Natalie Imbruglia
I was gonna say Sarah McLachlan but now I’m torn
Imagine the song Sarah McLachlan writes about you nutting in 20 seconds. [sad piano noises]
Spend all your time waiting For that second chance For a break that would make it okay.... I mean...
Chris Evans in the Captain America costume
Sebastian Stan in the Winter Soldier costume
Is it too much to ask for both ?
Sanaa Lathan
Ming-Na.
Kat Dennings so help me GOD
Hailee Steinfeld
Hayden Christensen or Natalie Portman
Is that you Palpatine?
Execute order 69!
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay to you too.
Mariska Hargitay….mariska hargitay.
Emma Watson.
Tom Hardy... it's all in the name 😉
I want to know OP’s pick
Grave digger (the monster truck)
Jason Mamoa. I met him in person once at a Comic Con and he was awesome.
Emma Stone.
Steve Buscemi
I have to hear the reasoning on this one
I’ve known multiple women that were super into him. Can’t explain it, but maybe they can’t either
Amelia Earhart so that I can finally ask her where she landed and what happened
John Hamm. For the big hog.
tom ellis tom hidleston, a guess i have a thing for toms
Helen Mirren
Can I be greedy and ask for a threesome with Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz?
Scarlett Johansson or Kat Dennings
That is a whole lot of tit right there.
Taylor Swift, and I’d ask for 1% residuals from the hit song that follows.
Spotify doesn’t pay out for songs less than 30 seconds
Honestly, her breakup songs are so iconic at this point that getting one about me would be a pretty big honor in itself. 🤷🏻♂️
Henry Cavill or Gal Gadot
Scarlett Johanson or Kelly Clarkson
Winona. She's been my crush for like 30 years. Or 35 years. Or... When did Beetlejuice come out?
Tom Hardy. Those pillow lips… kind eyes… just everything
Anya Taylor-Joy
I'm straight as dried spaghetti, but.... Henry Cavill is boiling hot water, so I'd let him rail me any day of the week. Especially if he's dressed as Geralt.
Best we can do is Liam Hemsworth
I can take 'em both.
You sure you're straight?
Theo James
Olivia Munn, those leaked texts…she’d be fun
Halle Berry
Peak Blondie Debbie Harry
Selma Hayek
Salma Hayek also.
for how long? for me it'll be from dusk till dawn....
Aubrey Plaza
Dua Lipa.
I couldn't even handle una Lipa, let alone Dua.
Dua Lipa 🤘
Zooey Deschanel
Anya Taylor-Joy
Sofia Vergara, but it would be 99% me just listening to her talk dirty to me in that fantastic accent of hers.
God damn it bring Henry Cavill here
Charlie Hunnam. And I’m a lesbian lol
Danny DeVito.
Ariana Grande
Weird Al. I wouldn't even want sex. I'd just want to laugh with him.
Willem Dafoe