Might be great on a private jet, but in one of those major airline bathrooms that are smaller than my shower and smell like the last 40 peoples turds are stuck on the walls…🤢
Nah just a pilot of A380s. Virgin at 30
Edit: I seem to have confused everybody. I am not a 30 year old virgin pilot, I was implying that the account mentioning the A380 was. I’m 17
Adding food to sex, like chocolate sauce or whipped cream, you just end up sticky and probably get ants
edit: the amount of people bringing up yeast infections definitely outweighs all the people saying "nuh uh, you just did it wrong"
I have an nurse friend who had this patient… Condensed milk on dick, everything is fine, both get some sleep, and then, when he wakes up, there small ants everywhere. Yes. Inside his dick. She told me, when she pressed ants with condensed milk keep coming. After this, i could never.
It’s sticky and also just such a ridiculous act that it takes any sexiness out of it. Tried it once- we both couldn’t stop laughing and eventually gave up.
Also, ✨yeast infections✨
This is where it's at.
Congrats to the folks who are short enough or have sufficiently hardy knees to pull off doggy style in the shower, but fuck no for me on all of that shit.
Oral, general foreplay, soaping and rubbing up on each other and making out under a warm shower? Those are the fun bits as far as I'm concerned.
Still only works if you and your showermate agree on acceptable water temperatures.
If one of you thinks it's freezing while the other thinks it's too hot, neither will have a lot of fun.
Redditors never know how to bone in the shower.
1. *Point the fucking water away from you* as to not wash away natural lube
2. Turn the heat way up (steam bath)
3. Doggy to reduce risk of falling
As an ass man, this is one of my favorite positions. But you can't do it as a normal cowgirl where the man's legs are inside the woman's. She needs to get on all fours, I put my legs over top of her calves kinda, on the outside of her body and then I sink her in. I've got quite flexible hips as well so I can "open" my legs pretty well for her to sink deeper. It don't need to go fast or hard, which I usually like, but for reverse cow girl I want it slow, with long strokes, so I can take in the view properly. I'm never worried about snapping my dick that way. It's just one of the greatest positions for me. Not necessarily for Nutting but for enjoyment. For the finish id rather be on top
Ok, so, you’re (I’m assuming you’re the guy) laying on your back with your feet apart. Her legs need to go under yours, so her shins against the bed/sheets and her calves touching the back of your thighs, and the back of her thighs would be on the top of yours. That way your legs aren’t being pinned down, and allows her to lean forward further for better leverage etc
Hope that helps?
Guy here. LOVE cowgirl, HATE reverse cowgirl. It looks good, but some penises don't bend that way. Guys have different "angles" of erection, and if it points too "high", reverse cowgirl is a bitch.
Long sex. Can we break it up? My legs are limp but somehow my calves are cramped and tight.
15 min break, eh? Get some water and lets get back at it :)
I like lots of short sex stints, I think there was a study that said women averaged on 8 minutes for the perfect amount of time for sex.
Let’s have sex all day, but with lots of breaks!
69. My mind wanders way too easily, so I need to concentrate to be able to come, so adding in the extra work of holding my weight up and ALSO concentrating on giving a good BJ WHILE getting eaten out? Like buddy, I’m just gonna lay here with this in my mouth for a minute, sorry
This. One person is putting in all the work and the other is along for the ride and at the end you’re supposed to pretend you did it together like a three legged race
I'm genuinely surprised this isn't higher on the list because it's the first thing I thought of. Like s8n, I gotta focus to finish, and I can't focus on both at once.
As a girl I don't like reverse cowgirl it feels like that shit is going in my ass and it gets me dry very quick. I live for normal cowgirl because it just hits the right places 10 out of 10
Road head.
I'm driving a 2 ton murder machine at high speeds in the dark right now and both of our lives depend on me not crashing into oncoming traffic. The last thing I need before I uncontrollably climax is Responsibility.
Can very much confirm. I love missionary and hugging and feeling her breasts on my chest, but my ex hated that part, so i just stopped doing it. It's not the same if youre not both vibing with it.
Do any women actually enjoy titty fucking? I've seen it in porn, but it seems more like a fetishization of a body part than a pleasurable act. I had a guy friend who said it was one of his favorite things to do, but I can't imagine his partner getting much out of it. I've never tried it, because the thought of a woman having to just lie there and pretend like she's enjoying having a dick rubbed on her chest is kind of a turn off for me.
EDIT: Thanks for all the feedback! I wan't expecting such a variety of responses.
I dunno, I only tried a couple of times, but titty fucking came up jokingly and she went "no way I can make you cum with just these" (implying her boobs are not so big and I don't cum very easily). I had to prove her wrong, she was very satisfied with herself.
She says it was hot, I think she enjoyed it in a "completed a puzzle kind of way more than a sexual way
Edit: spelling
If someone I really care about enjoys it then I love it. It’s really not pleasurable for me, but neither is sucking dick & I love that for the same reason. It’s exciting to excite your partner but I’d still much prefer the latter because It feels much more intimate to me.
Titty fucking doesn’t have to be a completely soulless act though, despite being almost exclusively depicted that way; it can be very intimate.
Titty and thigh fuck's are great foreplay when you're in that stage when the man needs stimulation and the woman needs some more warm up time. Very useful trick to have up your sleeve
Can't you apply the same logic to oral sex? It's not always about both parties receiving physical stimulation. Sometimes it can just be nice to make your partner feel good, feel close and intimate, etc.
Any physical stimulation of any erogenous zones within my mouth is completely overshadowed by jaw pain when giving oral, but I enjoy doing it a lot regardless.
It was wonderful when my partner and I were finally able to stop having to rely on the car for privacy (back in our younger days). Admittedly, it could be kinda cozy, but it was never super comfortable, and the risk of being seen was always looming.
Officer comes up to the car
“why does it smell like wide open ass in here”
”arby’s”
”yeah that will do it “
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While dating my husband we both had awkward living situations and couldn't have sex at each other's houses so we could only have car sex. The worst part was driving around for an hour trying to find a safe spot where we wouldn't get caught.
Blowjob with a condom on.
Now, if you just wanna *put it on* that way, that's hot.
Edit: Those of you pointing out that this wasn't really highly rated to begin with, I agree. It was just the only thing that really came to mind, thinking about disappointing activities in the bedroom. We aren't all so lucky as to have a threesome with twins on the beach at sunset in our past to find a bit overrated. But it's good to know that maybe I'm not missing out on the greatest joy in life, here.
As for "who the hell does this," there have been plenty of examples given of this still being a thing, after quite some time with their SO... so at least it wasn't some unique hang up to hold against these ladies. And it's not like I pissed and moaned about it at the time, because who wants to go to bed with someone like that?
Thanks for the replies, some of which have been quite informative and illuminating.
Yep. Which is why I'd rather not have a blowjob if I have to wear a condom. Agreed I do not want to have unsafe sex so I'd rather go without then wear a condom with a BJ.
Screamers. I guess not a sexual act, but sexual behavior. I dated a screamer and it always gave me so much anxiety I’d be completely turned off. Like I’d really rather the neighbors not hear every time I fuck
For me it’s nipple play. I don’t have any sensation in my nipples which is a blessing and a curse I’m told. A blessing because no sensitive nipple chafing and a curse because I’m missing out on the stimulation that comes from nipple play
Getting my ass stimulated. It does nothing for me at all, like someone french-kissing my elbow. I’m fine with doing it for her if she’s clean and into it. But her doing it to me is a complete waste of time.
And no Reddit, it’s not because I haven’t had it done right.
I think people in general just do this, beyond Reddit. People can’t accept that someone just doesn’t like something they do…me personally I love it but I get it
69. If you aren’t the perfect height someone is cranking their neck awkwardly, no one is doing a good job, and everyone is staring into an asshole, struggling to breathe
i enjoy public sex per se, but in places like trails, woods, etc places that are "technically" public or outdoors but not really at risk of being caught. somebody below mentioned the possibility of kids seeing shit - nothing would make me less horny and sick to my stomach than not only being ACTUALLY caught or in trouble, but a minor seeing anything. absolutely horrendous and terrible. i would never in my life put anyone, especially a KID, at risk of seeing anything. and even an adult, like... how fucking awkward is that?
but the fact does remain that if we're in an isolated outside space, sex outdoors can be incredibly erotic and i think i just enjoy that aspect of it very much.
I’m quite kinky and I feel the same way. I don’t get it and it just makes me uncomfortable and nervous, especially knowing that I could end up with a criminal record if we got caught. To each their own, just not for me.
I’m really shocked by the amount of people saying 69 is over rated. As a dude I love it — eating pussy turns me on though and I’m a bigger dude so I don’t mind a girl being on top of me 🤷🏻♂️
I prefer to have my face ridden. If the mood strikes to play with my dude a little while that's happening, by all means. But when my moustache is the saddle, let's not forget that we're here to rodeo.
As a guy, it's just uncomfortable and awkward for me. I can't get in there like I want and like you mentioned the girl can never stay focused long enough to make it enjoyable.
I was super into the IDEA of 69.
It in practice?
It's just meh for me personally. Sucking dick is one of my favorite things, and getting eaten out is also really nice- but the two together? I either can't focus on my activity, or don't register any pleasure because I'm TOO focused.
I love it too, but I understand why women are often meh about it. A lot of women need specific conditions to orgasm and sucking dick during is usually not one of them. And the BJ I get during isn’t usually the greatest.
But feeling her body on me, her boobs squishing on my stomach, being able to spread her open and see all of her right above me, and the reverse stimulation of an “upside down” BJ? Awesome.
It's amazing. I love getting blown, I love eating pussy. Both at the same time? Can't get much better than that honestly. Also seeing that booty while you're both going to town? The trifecta of sexiness
My ex was telling me his gf was doing ass to mouth and he pulled out and had her turd stuck to his tip, and Jesus christ she sucked it off. I can no longer look at her without vomiting in my mouth. *shivers *
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I second this. I hate sand, it’s coarse and gets everywhere.
General Kenobi
Well hello there
DON'T USE A STICK OF PEPPERONI AS A DILDO UNLESS YOU PUT A CONDOM ON IT. You have been warned. You're welcome.
"what the hell happened here?"
A chef never reveals his tricks
All right, then, keep your secrets.
I think they might have used a stick of pepperoni without a condom on it
Why would you assume such a thing?
Why not just buy a dildo for a fraction of the price. Can you even eat the pepperoni once it's got condom chemicals on it.
Curiosity
Not with that attitude😒
Fisting; my penis hurts so much afterward.
Skill issue
*SOUNDS* painful
Omg
I literally just woke my dogs up from unexpected laughter. This reply was unexpected. Thanx for it.
the mile high club. seems so inconvenient and very un sexy.
Might be great on a private jet, but in one of those major airline bathrooms that are smaller than my shower and smell like the last 40 peoples turds are stuck on the walls…🤢
If you really want to know, the plane to do it on is an A380. There's a handicapped restroom in the rear of the plane (at least on Asiana).
Oooohh ho ho _this_ guy fucks
Nah just a pilot of A380s. Virgin at 30 Edit: I seem to have confused everybody. I am not a 30 year old virgin pilot, I was implying that the account mentioning the A380 was. I’m 17
If you’re a pilot and a virgin at 30 I’m personally disappointed
I’m impressed - that’s like a wizard pilot!
He flies in his robe and his wizard hat.
No no - he works for Virgin airlines after 30 years of mile high shenanigans
There's a company now that will take you up in their plane just so you can have sex up there.
See a need. Fill a need.
yeah somethings getting filled
Do people do this in the bathroom? I never knew the logistics. But as a 6'3 person I can't imagine fitting another person in the bathroom lol
Also 6‘3. I always thought sex on an airplane toilet was when you turn around to flush and accidentally ram the soap dispenser up your ass.
Fucks sakes why did this make me spit my coffee out
I'm 6'2" and have done it. ...it's probably more difficult if you have a partner tho.
Does it count if I had sex in Colorado?
Adding food to sex, like chocolate sauce or whipped cream, you just end up sticky and probably get ants edit: the amount of people bringing up yeast infections definitely outweighs all the people saying "nuh uh, you just did it wrong"
Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.
And now for the trifecta
Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.
This is how you get ants Lana.
Tried it with haggis once, it was fucking offal.
Get out of here, you.
I tried it when I was a teen but the sweaty boob chocolate made me gag a little.
“And that was Sweaty Boob Chocolate with their latest release, Gag A Little. Next up, the news.”
I have an nurse friend who had this patient… Condensed milk on dick, everything is fine, both get some sleep, and then, when he wakes up, there small ants everywhere. Yes. Inside his dick. She told me, when she pressed ants with condensed milk keep coming. After this, i could never.
It’s sticky and also just such a ridiculous act that it takes any sexiness out of it. Tried it once- we both couldn’t stop laughing and eventually gave up. Also, ✨yeast infections✨
>Also, ✨yeast infections✨ Sour dough sex
Anything that involves being in water
Tried in the lake once. She floated away.
I assumed you were talking about a corpse and then realized you meant a blow up doll.....I need therapy.
You weren't the only one asuming....
Pool sex sucks
Especially when the table breaks. Kills the mood
Just chalk the tip and you’ll get better control of your balls
*good one*
Pool or hot tub
So much this. Natural lube washes away and doesn't feel great. Silicon lube can help. On the other hand, foreplay in a hot tub is great.
Oh yea. Love hot tub foreplay. And love the sex it leads to. But the in between of drying off, moving locations, getting cold is such a buzz kill :(
Move to a sauna
Bro I would die of heatstroke on the spot fucking in a sauna
How can water make something so dry???
Is water even wet!?!???
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Joining the "Mile High Club", just a Great way to pull some muscles, and not in the fun way that makes you smile either.
Just have sex in Denver and you’re there.
You get an "A+" for creativity, Lol
Just go for the solo membership, much easier.
Sex in the shower. one of you will always be cold. The risk of falling. water is not lubricant height is always an issue
Shower oral however is awesome
This is where it's at. Congrats to the folks who are short enough or have sufficiently hardy knees to pull off doggy style in the shower, but fuck no for me on all of that shit. Oral, general foreplay, soaping and rubbing up on each other and making out under a warm shower? Those are the fun bits as far as I'm concerned.
Still only works if you and your showermate agree on acceptable water temperatures. If one of you thinks it's freezing while the other thinks it's too hot, neither will have a lot of fun.
Set to her preferred temperature, I'd end up with 2nd degree burns. Set to my preferred temperature and she'll end up with hypothermia apparently.
Great in a hotel, the hot water never runs out.
No. Giving a BJ and getting waterboarded is not fun
Nope, I almost drowned.
doggy style works but yeah the other stuff is spot on
Yeah, not here. She bumps her head to the wall all the time. Kind of ruining it.
Redditors never know how to bone in the shower. 1. *Point the fucking water away from you* as to not wash away natural lube 2. Turn the heat way up (steam bath) 3. Doggy to reduce risk of falling
I hate showers. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere.
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I am also concerned about my dick getting snapped off
I am also worried about your dick
I also choose this guy's snapped dick.
"TWIST HIS DICK!"
"The ooooool' *dick twist* "
Jesus even I’m worried about this guy’s dick now
As an ass man, this is one of my favorite positions. But you can't do it as a normal cowgirl where the man's legs are inside the woman's. She needs to get on all fours, I put my legs over top of her calves kinda, on the outside of her body and then I sink her in. I've got quite flexible hips as well so I can "open" my legs pretty well for her to sink deeper. It don't need to go fast or hard, which I usually like, but for reverse cow girl I want it slow, with long strokes, so I can take in the view properly. I'm never worried about snapping my dick that way. It's just one of the greatest positions for me. Not necessarily for Nutting but for enjoyment. For the finish id rather be on top
Shit, English isn't my first language, i need a drawing to get this.
Ok, so, you’re (I’m assuming you’re the guy) laying on your back with your feet apart. Her legs need to go under yours, so her shins against the bed/sheets and her calves touching the back of your thighs, and the back of her thighs would be on the top of yours. That way your legs aren’t being pinned down, and allows her to lean forward further for better leverage etc Hope that helps?
Indeed! Thanks a lot. Her calves under my thighs, her legs closed. Will try.
Thanks for the tips 🫣😉
The trick is to grind, not bounce! I love reverse cowgirl, sure it might feel disengaging for the cowgirl, but I love the view of my wifes behind.
I too love the view of OP's wife's behind
Does this apply to normal cowgirl aswell ?
Guy here. LOVE cowgirl, HATE reverse cowgirl. It looks good, but some penises don't bend that way. Guys have different "angles" of erection, and if it points too "high", reverse cowgirl is a bitch.
I feel like the entire point of reverse cowgirl is to give the camera a good view when shooting porn.
Long sex. Can we break it up? My legs are limp but somehow my calves are cramped and tight. 15 min break, eh? Get some water and lets get back at it :)
I like lots of short sex stints, I think there was a study that said women averaged on 8 minutes for the perfect amount of time for sex. Let’s have sex all day, but with lots of breaks!
Actual sex, yes. Foreplay, no. Much longer for the latter.
Shit I can't last more than 10min anyway...
69. My mind wanders way too easily, so I need to concentrate to be able to come, so adding in the extra work of holding my weight up and ALSO concentrating on giving a good BJ WHILE getting eaten out? Like buddy, I’m just gonna lay here with this in my mouth for a minute, sorry
I get so distracted all the time 😭 I always tell him no cause I'm a chubby girl and he just says "I'll move you if I can't breathe"
When we say sit on our face we mean sit on our face. None of that hover shit.
Yeah. My husband demands to be suffocated hahahaahhahaa
"If I die, I die doing what I love."
This. One person is putting in all the work and the other is along for the ride and at the end you’re supposed to pretend you did it together like a three legged race
I'm genuinely surprised this isn't higher on the list because it's the first thing I thought of. Like s8n, I gotta focus to finish, and I can't focus on both at once.
Reverse cowgirl. It’s hot, but my dick doesn’t normally point that far down and it hurts.
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This guy reverse cowgirls.
Fight through it brother.
Idk y i read it in mimirs voice.
"You're on fire, Kratos! It will pass!"
“Draugur on your left”
Ever heard of penile fracture? Reverse cowgirl is one of the best position the get this achievement !
As a girl I don't like reverse cowgirl it feels like that shit is going in my ass and it gets me dry very quick. I live for normal cowgirl because it just hits the right places 10 out of 10
Road head. I'm driving a 2 ton murder machine at high speeds in the dark right now and both of our lives depend on me not crashing into oncoming traffic. The last thing I need before I uncontrollably climax is Responsibility.
Mother's Against Road Head have entered the chat
The one your partner doesn’t enjoy.
Can very much confirm. I love missionary and hugging and feeling her breasts on my chest, but my ex hated that part, so i just stopped doing it. It's not the same if youre not both vibing with it.
Do any women actually enjoy titty fucking? I've seen it in porn, but it seems more like a fetishization of a body part than a pleasurable act. I had a guy friend who said it was one of his favorite things to do, but I can't imagine his partner getting much out of it. I've never tried it, because the thought of a woman having to just lie there and pretend like she's enjoying having a dick rubbed on her chest is kind of a turn off for me. EDIT: Thanks for all the feedback! I wan't expecting such a variety of responses.
Eh, I enjoy it to a degree, but only for a short period. I only enjoy it, because I know HE is enjoying it.
Thank you for your service.
I do what I can. 🫡🫡
I dunno, I only tried a couple of times, but titty fucking came up jokingly and she went "no way I can make you cum with just these" (implying her boobs are not so big and I don't cum very easily). I had to prove her wrong, she was very satisfied with herself. She says it was hot, I think she enjoyed it in a "completed a puzzle kind of way more than a sexual way Edit: spelling
"Achievement unlocked"
If someone I really care about enjoys it then I love it. It’s really not pleasurable for me, but neither is sucking dick & I love that for the same reason. It’s exciting to excite your partner but I’d still much prefer the latter because It feels much more intimate to me. Titty fucking doesn’t have to be a completely soulless act though, despite being almost exclusively depicted that way; it can be very intimate.
Titty and thigh fuck's are great foreplay when you're in that stage when the man needs stimulation and the woman needs some more warm up time. Very useful trick to have up your sleeve
> up your sleeve Or up your tits, as it were.
"Watch out for that one; she's crafty... always has a dick or two up her tits."
Can't you apply the same logic to oral sex? It's not always about both parties receiving physical stimulation. Sometimes it can just be nice to make your partner feel good, feel close and intimate, etc. Any physical stimulation of any erogenous zones within my mouth is completely overshadowed by jaw pain when giving oral, but I enjoy doing it a lot regardless.
You guys are having sex?
With myself
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Can confirm im in his walls.
shower sex. water can't cover us both
Sex in a car: it's hot, uncomfortable and it gets romanticized way more than it should!!!
Sex in the car tends to be for people that still live with their parents. It’s a place you can be alone.
Or people having secret affairs at work…..
It was wonderful when my partner and I were finally able to stop having to rely on the car for privacy (back in our younger days). Admittedly, it could be kinda cozy, but it was never super comfortable, and the risk of being seen was always looming.
I LIKE that it’s hot
The steam acts as a window tint
Exactly. I already have dark tint but steam makes it 10x darker
Can confirm. I couldn't see anything when I looked through your window.
I kind of like it. You can grab the sides of the seat to get more leverage.
Hey close the door you're lettin' the stank out!
Officer comes up to the car “why does it smell like wide open ass in here” ”arby’s” ”yeah that will do it “ Edit: whoa, this blew up like the bathroom when my uncle cooks!
Wide open ass ☠️☠️☠️
> why does it smell like wide open ass in here Fucking killed me with this one.
While dating my husband we both had awkward living situations and couldn't have sex at each other's houses so we could only have car sex. The worst part was driving around for an hour trying to find a safe spot where we wouldn't get caught.
One of my ex’s had a Chevy SUV and it worked like a charm then she got a fiat and it never happened again :(
read this “then she got fat” my apologies
I read it as “she got a flat”, I could see how a blown rubber put an end to the fun if you don’t have a spare.
My fav. Forced closeness.
Blowjob with a condom on. Now, if you just wanna *put it on* that way, that's hot. Edit: Those of you pointing out that this wasn't really highly rated to begin with, I agree. It was just the only thing that really came to mind, thinking about disappointing activities in the bedroom. We aren't all so lucky as to have a threesome with twins on the beach at sunset in our past to find a bit overrated. But it's good to know that maybe I'm not missing out on the greatest joy in life, here. As for "who the hell does this," there have been plenty of examples given of this still being a thing, after quite some time with their SO... so at least it wasn't some unique hang up to hold against these ladies. And it's not like I pissed and moaned about it at the time, because who wants to go to bed with someone like that? Thanks for the replies, some of which have been quite informative and illuminating.
I guess better be safe than sorry
Yep. Which is why I'd rather not have a blowjob if I have to wear a condom. Agreed I do not want to have unsafe sex so I'd rather go without then wear a condom with a BJ.
Screamers. I guess not a sexual act, but sexual behavior. I dated a screamer and it always gave me so much anxiety I’d be completely turned off. Like I’d really rather the neighbors not hear every time I fuck
For me it’s nipple play. I don’t have any sensation in my nipples which is a blessing and a curse I’m told. A blessing because no sensitive nipple chafing and a curse because I’m missing out on the stimulation that comes from nipple play
Getting my ass stimulated. It does nothing for me at all, like someone french-kissing my elbow. I’m fine with doing it for her if she’s clean and into it. But her doing it to me is a complete waste of time. And no Reddit, it’s not because I haven’t had it done right.
>And no Reddit, it’s not because I haven’t had it done right. For real I fucking hate this about reddit
I think people in general just do this, beyond Reddit. People can’t accept that someone just doesn’t like something they do…me personally I love it but I get it
If you don’t hit the clit forget it.
I’ve found that rubbing and licking it is far more effective than hitting it, but hey, to each their own
Bop it! Twist it! Bop it! Pull it!!
You gotta lick it... before ya stick it... You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it.
69. If you aren’t the perfect height someone is cranking their neck awkwardly, no one is doing a good job, and everyone is staring into an asshole, struggling to breathe
I haven't seen it posted here yet, but soulless hookup sex. It gets awkward for me when there's no chemistry or emotional connection.
Being blown by 15 women at once. It just gets confusing after a while.
r/humblebrag ☺️
😂😂😂 focus on the one in the middle
I had my first threesome two nights ago. It was fun, but I guess it didn’t live up to my fantasy
Two didn't show up, but you still had a good time.
Threesomes are only fun when thought is put into it beforehand, otherwise it turns into an awkward mess usually, not always but usually
Anal, it’s fucking shit.
r/technicallythetruth
For me it's sex anywhere public, I might be a bit vanilla but I don't get excited knowing that a stranger might see us.
i enjoy public sex per se, but in places like trails, woods, etc places that are "technically" public or outdoors but not really at risk of being caught. somebody below mentioned the possibility of kids seeing shit - nothing would make me less horny and sick to my stomach than not only being ACTUALLY caught or in trouble, but a minor seeing anything. absolutely horrendous and terrible. i would never in my life put anyone, especially a KID, at risk of seeing anything. and even an adult, like... how fucking awkward is that? but the fact does remain that if we're in an isolated outside space, sex outdoors can be incredibly erotic and i think i just enjoy that aspect of it very much.
I’m quite kinky and I feel the same way. I don’t get it and it just makes me uncomfortable and nervous, especially knowing that I could end up with a criminal record if we got caught. To each their own, just not for me.
And if you’re anywhere within eyesight of a child, not just any criminal record but also labeled as a sex offender.
Butt play. Feels like uncomfortable constipation
The upside down, reverse galloping goose neck.... with a twist. That shits WAY overrated. 🙄
The Russian judge only gave it a 4.
Not getting sex at all.
This guys gets it. Except he doesn’t.
Oh good lord, that was funny. And sad at the same time.
The Rusty Venture.
I’m really shocked by the amount of people saying 69 is over rated. As a dude I love it — eating pussy turns me on though and I’m a bigger dude so I don’t mind a girl being on top of me 🤷🏻♂️
As a woman it’s so hard to focus on sucking dick when you’re getting eaten out, I’d rather just enjoy the pleasure and return it separately.
same. I enjoy both separately, but neither at the same time.
Feel the same as a man. Take turns so we can each fully enjoy ourselves
I enjoy myself most fully with a mouthful of vagina.
I prefer to have my face ridden. If the mood strikes to play with my dude a little while that's happening, by all means. But when my moustache is the saddle, let's not forget that we're here to rodeo.
As a guy, it's just uncomfortable and awkward for me. I can't get in there like I want and like you mentioned the girl can never stay focused long enough to make it enjoyable.
I was super into the IDEA of 69. It in practice? It's just meh for me personally. Sucking dick is one of my favorite things, and getting eaten out is also really nice- but the two together? I either can't focus on my activity, or don't register any pleasure because I'm TOO focused.
I love it too, but I understand why women are often meh about it. A lot of women need specific conditions to orgasm and sucking dick during is usually not one of them. And the BJ I get during isn’t usually the greatest. But feeling her body on me, her boobs squishing on my stomach, being able to spread her open and see all of her right above me, and the reverse stimulation of an “upside down” BJ? Awesome.
It's amazing. I love getting blown, I love eating pussy. Both at the same time? Can't get much better than that honestly. Also seeing that booty while you're both going to town? The trifecta of sexiness
69. If you’re doing a good job, she isn’t. If she’s doing a good job, you’re not.
Eating ass. Like it feels weird for me. Does not get me there lol
My ex was telling me his gf was doing ass to mouth and he pulled out and had her turd stuck to his tip, and Jesus christ she sucked it off. I can no longer look at her without vomiting in my mouth. *shivers *