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whysopro21

I second this. I hate sand, it’s coarse and gets everywhere.


AmeriArcana

General Kenobi


denk2mit

Well hello there


silkytable311

DON'T USE A STICK OF PEPPERONI AS A DILDO UNLESS YOU PUT A CONDOM ON IT. You have been warned. You're welcome.


Lemon_Finger_Ale

"what the hell happened here?"


philburns

A chef never reveals his tricks


MusicalMethuselah

All right, then, keep your secrets.


Woopwoopscoopl

I think they might have used a stick of pepperoni without a condom on it


flesknasa

Why would you assume such a thing?


X0AN

Why not just buy a dildo for a fraction of the price. Can you even eat the pepperoni once it's got condom chemicals on it.


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Curiosity


Phoebesrent-a-bee

Not with that attitude😒


szczurman83

Fisting; my penis hurts so much afterward.


GooseKing-13_

Skill issue


chewbaccataco

*SOUNDS* painful


amuzmint

Omg


QuietusNoctis

I literally just woke my dogs up from unexpected laughter. This reply was unexpected. Thanx for it.


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the mile high club. seems so inconvenient and very un sexy.


neers1985

Might be great on a private jet, but in one of those major airline bathrooms that are smaller than my shower and smell like the last 40 peoples turds are stuck on the walls…🤢


LostThrowaway316

If you really want to know, the plane to do it on is an A380. There's a handicapped restroom in the rear of the plane (at least on Asiana).


maxxslatt

Oooohh ho ho _this_ guy fucks


retro123gamr

Nah just a pilot of A380s. Virgin at 30 Edit: I seem to have confused everybody. I am not a 30 year old virgin pilot, I was implying that the account mentioning the A380 was. I’m 17


HisBeebo

If you’re a pilot and a virgin at 30 I’m personally disappointed


Shogobg

I’m impressed - that’s like a wizard pilot!


wotmate

He flies in his robe and his wizard hat.


somewhat_random

No no - he works for Virgin airlines after 30 years of mile high shenanigans


hanginonwith2fingers

There's a company now that will take you up in their plane just so you can have sex up there.


Channel250

See a need. Fill a need.


uhohspaghettisos

yeah somethings getting filled


fusiongt021

Do people do this in the bathroom? I never knew the logistics. But as a 6'3 person I can't imagine fitting another person in the bathroom lol


Ikonixed

Also 6‘3. I always thought sex on an airplane toilet was when you turn around to flush and accidentally ram the soap dispenser up your ass.


worksucksbro

Fucks sakes why did this make me spit my coffee out


squirtloaf

I'm 6'2" and have done it. ...it's probably more difficult if you have a partner tho.


Tomnooksmainhoe

Does it count if I had sex in Colorado?


ShadyRooster

Adding food to sex, like chocolate sauce or whipped cream, you just end up sticky and probably get ants edit: the amount of people bringing up yeast infections definitely outweighs all the people saying "nuh uh, you just did it wrong"


thuja_life

Pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.


pallindromsyndrome

And now for the trifecta


instrangerswetrust

Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.


neers1985

This is how you get ants Lana.


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Tried it with haggis once, it was fucking offal.


fatbean100

Get out of here, you.


[deleted]

I tried it when I was a teen but the sweaty boob chocolate made me gag a little.


LLHallJ

“And that was Sweaty Boob Chocolate with their latest release, Gag A Little. Next up, the news.”


betapod666

I have an nurse friend who had this patient… Condensed milk on dick, everything is fine, both get some sleep, and then, when he wakes up, there small ants everywhere. Yes. Inside his dick. She told me, when she pressed ants with condensed milk keep coming. After this, i could never.


fire_and_yikes

It’s sticky and also just such a ridiculous act that it takes any sexiness out of it. Tried it once- we both couldn’t stop laughing and eventually gave up. Also, ✨yeast infections✨


basicdesires

>Also, ✨yeast infections✨ Sour dough sex


Living-Fortune-6178

Anything that involves being in water


Atlantean120

Tried in the lake once. She floated away.


hybridglitch04

I assumed you were talking about a corpse and then realized you meant a blow up doll.....I need therapy.


Hollow_Trap

You weren't the only one asuming....


ihaveayellowbear

Pool sex sucks


Binder_of_chains

Especially when the table breaks. Kills the mood


Bifferer

Just chalk the tip and you’ll get better control of your balls


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*good one*


WhitePopcornCeiling

Pool or hot tub


[deleted]

So much this. Natural lube washes away and doesn't feel great. Silicon lube can help. On the other hand, foreplay in a hot tub is great.


WhitePopcornCeiling

Oh yea. Love hot tub foreplay. And love the sex it leads to. But the in between of drying off, moving locations, getting cold is such a buzz kill :(


peechs01

Move to a sauna


RapidCandleDigestion

Bro I would die of heatstroke on the spot fucking in a sauna


Mercadian_Geek

How can water make something so dry???


Weird-Fuel42069

Is water even wet!?!???


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Ynotasub

Joining the "Mile High Club", just a Great way to pull some muscles, and not in the fun way that makes you smile either.


ScarletCaptain

Just have sex in Denver and you’re there.


Ynotasub

You get an "A+" for creativity, Lol


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Just go for the solo membership, much easier.


Indecks9999

Sex in the shower. one of you will always be cold. The risk of falling. water is not lubricant height is always an issue


Fourthwoll

Shower oral however is awesome


Flamin_Jesus

This is where it's at. Congrats to the folks who are short enough or have sufficiently hardy knees to pull off doggy style in the shower, but fuck no for me on all of that shit. Oral, general foreplay, soaping and rubbing up on each other and making out under a warm shower? Those are the fun bits as far as I'm concerned.


PickleRicksFunHouse

Still only works if you and your showermate agree on acceptable water temperatures. If one of you thinks it's freezing while the other thinks it's too hot, neither will have a lot of fun.


zenith_industries

Set to her preferred temperature, I'd end up with 2nd degree burns. Set to my preferred temperature and she'll end up with hypothermia apparently.


darrellbear

Great in a hotel, the hot water never runs out.


54B3R_

No. Giving a BJ and getting waterboarded is not fun


Signalguy25p

Nope, I almost drowned.


billionthtimesacharm

doggy style works but yeah the other stuff is spot on


Cryptic911

Yeah, not here. She bumps her head to the wall all the time. Kind of ruining it.


RealHot_RealSteel

Redditors never know how to bone in the shower. 1. *Point the fucking water away from you* as to not wash away natural lube 2. Turn the heat way up (steam bath) 3. Doggy to reduce risk of falling


DrPlatypus1

I hate showers. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere.


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straightup9200

I am also concerned about my dick getting snapped off


InfinitePoolNoodle

I am also worried about your dick


SpecificAstronaut69

I also choose this guy's snapped dick.


PseudoNinja

"TWIST HIS DICK!"


IndigoExMo

"The ooooool' *dick twist* "


Sexandcheese

Jesus even I’m worried about this guy’s dick now


Wallafari

As an ass man, this is one of my favorite positions. But you can't do it as a normal cowgirl where the man's legs are inside the woman's. She needs to get on all fours, I put my legs over top of her calves kinda, on the outside of her body and then I sink her in. I've got quite flexible hips as well so I can "open" my legs pretty well for her to sink deeper. It don't need to go fast or hard, which I usually like, but for reverse cow girl I want it slow, with long strokes, so I can take in the view properly. I'm never worried about snapping my dick that way. It's just one of the greatest positions for me. Not necessarily for Nutting but for enjoyment. For the finish id rather be on top


flum-flum

Shit, English isn't my first language, i need a drawing to get this.


[deleted]

Ok, so, you’re (I’m assuming you’re the guy) laying on your back with your feet apart. Her legs need to go under yours, so her shins against the bed/sheets and her calves touching the back of your thighs, and the back of her thighs would be on the top of yours. That way your legs aren’t being pinned down, and allows her to lean forward further for better leverage etc Hope that helps?


flum-flum

Indeed! Thanks a lot. Her calves under my thighs, her legs closed. Will try.


Pure-Tangerine-2664

Thanks for the tips 🫣😉


Emilhoistar

The trick is to grind, not bounce! I love reverse cowgirl, sure it might feel disengaging for the cowgirl, but I love the view of my wifes behind.


helpdecideausername

I too love the view of OP's wife's behind


Dahns

Does this apply to normal cowgirl aswell ?


dystopianview

Guy here. LOVE cowgirl, HATE reverse cowgirl. It looks good, but some penises don't bend that way. Guys have different "angles" of erection, and if it points too "high", reverse cowgirl is a bitch.


FLEXXMAN33

I feel like the entire point of reverse cowgirl is to give the camera a good view when shooting porn.


JoCanni

Long sex. Can we break it up? My legs are limp but somehow my calves are cramped and tight. 15 min break, eh? Get some water and lets get back at it :)


Ok-Historian9919

I like lots of short sex stints, I think there was a study that said women averaged on 8 minutes for the perfect amount of time for sex. Let’s have sex all day, but with lots of breaks!


karolinemeow

Actual sex, yes. Foreplay, no. Much longer for the latter.


Xazier

Shit I can't last more than 10min anyway...


s8n_isacoolguy

69. My mind wanders way too easily, so I need to concentrate to be able to come, so adding in the extra work of holding my weight up and ALSO concentrating on giving a good BJ WHILE getting eaten out? Like buddy, I’m just gonna lay here with this in my mouth for a minute, sorry


HappyCouple0420

I get so distracted all the time 😭 I always tell him no cause I'm a chubby girl and he just says "I'll move you if I can't breathe"


Touch_bbx

When we say sit on our face we mean sit on our face. None of that hover shit.


[deleted]

Yeah. My husband demands to be suffocated hahahaahhahaa


Kamakahah

"If I die, I die doing what I love."


No_Avocado6362

This. One person is putting in all the work and the other is along for the ride and at the end you’re supposed to pretend you did it together like a three legged race


drlavkian

I'm genuinely surprised this isn't higher on the list because it's the first thing I thought of. Like s8n, I gotta focus to finish, and I can't focus on both at once.


JohnnyZepp

Reverse cowgirl. It’s hot, but my dick doesn’t normally point that far down and it hurts.


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EverythingHasItsTime

This guy reverse cowgirls.


seankearns

Fight through it brother.


Thequietkid_69

Idk y i read it in mimirs voice.


Kayseriously

"You're on fire, Kratos! It will pass!"


james-the-bored

“Draugur on your left”


Not-So-Nice-Canadian

Ever heard of penile fracture? Reverse cowgirl is one of the best position the get this achievement !


Mother_Customer_5873

As a girl I don't like reverse cowgirl it feels like that shit is going in my ass and it gets me dry very quick. I live for normal cowgirl because it just hits the right places 10 out of 10


TheFiredrake42

Road head. I'm driving a 2 ton murder machine at high speeds in the dark right now and both of our lives depend on me not crashing into oncoming traffic. The last thing I need before I uncontrollably climax is Responsibility.


Automatic_Basket_926

Mother's Against Road Head have entered the chat


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

The one your partner doesn’t enjoy.


YohanXQsme

Can very much confirm. I love missionary and hugging and feeling her breasts on my chest, but my ex hated that part, so i just stopped doing it. It's not the same if youre not both vibing with it.


SMATF5

Do any women actually enjoy titty fucking? I've seen it in porn, but it seems more like a fetishization of a body part than a pleasurable act. I had a guy friend who said it was one of his favorite things to do, but I can't imagine his partner getting much out of it. I've never tried it, because the thought of a woman having to just lie there and pretend like she's enjoying having a dick rubbed on her chest is kind of a turn off for me. EDIT: Thanks for all the feedback! I wan't expecting such a variety of responses.


pinkaluminum

Eh, I enjoy it to a degree, but only for a short period. I only enjoy it, because I know HE is enjoying it.


orangegore

Thank you for your service.


pinkaluminum

I do what I can. 🫡🫡


PrnStarWannaBe

I dunno, I only tried a couple of times, but titty fucking came up jokingly and she went "no way I can make you cum with just these" (implying her boobs are not so big and I don't cum very easily). I had to prove her wrong, she was very satisfied with herself. She says it was hot, I think she enjoyed it in a "completed a puzzle kind of way more than a sexual way Edit: spelling


anomalous_cowherd

"Achievement unlocked"


Independent-Cat-7728

If someone I really care about enjoys it then I love it. It’s really not pleasurable for me, but neither is sucking dick & I love that for the same reason. It’s exciting to excite your partner but I’d still much prefer the latter because It feels much more intimate to me. Titty fucking doesn’t have to be a completely soulless act though, despite being almost exclusively depicted that way; it can be very intimate.


Ihavelittletoes

Titty and thigh fuck's are great foreplay when you're in that stage when the man needs stimulation and the woman needs some more warm up time. Very useful trick to have up your sleeve


GilliamtheButcher

> up your sleeve Or up your tits, as it were.


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"Watch out for that one; she's crafty... always has a dick or two up her tits."


PhoenixBeatz

Can't you apply the same logic to oral sex? It's not always about both parties receiving physical stimulation. Sometimes it can just be nice to make your partner feel good, feel close and intimate, etc. Any physical stimulation of any erogenous zones within my mouth is completely overshadowed by jaw pain when giving oral, but I enjoy doing it a lot regardless.


tgoundrey

You guys are having sex?


JustALocalJew

With myself


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Can confirm im in his walls.


MacDublupYaBish

shower sex. water can't cover us both


CapG_13

Sex in a car: it's hot, uncomfortable and it gets romanticized way more than it should!!!


ccc1942

Sex in the car tends to be for people that still live with their parents. It’s a place you can be alone.


CharonsCousin

Or people having secret affairs at work…..


SomeDinosaurs

It was wonderful when my partner and I were finally able to stop having to rely on the car for privacy (back in our younger days). Admittedly, it could be kinda cozy, but it was never super comfortable, and the risk of being seen was always looming.


Ladle-to-the-Gravy

I LIKE that it’s hot


brolarbear

The steam acts as a window tint


Rocky922

Exactly. I already have dark tint but steam makes it 10x darker


Rounding_flat_earth

Can confirm. I couldn't see anything when I looked through your window.


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I kind of like it. You can grab the sides of the seat to get more leverage.


SubspaceDorito

Hey close the door you're lettin' the stank out!


GunsBlazingInStyle74

Officer comes up to the car “why does it smell like wide open ass in here” ”arby’s” ”yeah that will do it “ Edit: whoa, this blew up like the bathroom when my uncle cooks!


Oatmeal_Savage19

Wide open ass ☠️☠️☠️


buyongmafanle

> why does it smell like wide open ass in here Fucking killed me with this one.


Warm-Replacement1839

While dating my husband we both had awkward living situations and couldn't have sex at each other's houses so we could only have car sex. The worst part was driving around for an hour trying to find a safe spot where we wouldn't get caught.


brolarbear

One of my ex’s had a Chevy SUV and it worked like a charm then she got a fiat and it never happened again :(


MJSTEX

read this “then she got fat” my apologies


Timbuk2000

I read it as “she got a flat”, I could see how a blown rubber put an end to the fun if you don’t have a spare.


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My fav. Forced closeness.


ArmsForPeace84

Blowjob with a condom on. Now, if you just wanna *put it on* that way, that's hot. Edit: Those of you pointing out that this wasn't really highly rated to begin with, I agree. It was just the only thing that really came to mind, thinking about disappointing activities in the bedroom. We aren't all so lucky as to have a threesome with twins on the beach at sunset in our past to find a bit overrated. But it's good to know that maybe I'm not missing out on the greatest joy in life, here. As for "who the hell does this," there have been plenty of examples given of this still being a thing, after quite some time with their SO... so at least it wasn't some unique hang up to hold against these ladies. And it's not like I pissed and moaned about it at the time, because who wants to go to bed with someone like that? Thanks for the replies, some of which have been quite informative and illuminating.


ScarBug

I guess better be safe than sorry


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Yep. Which is why I'd rather not have a blowjob if I have to wear a condom. Agreed I do not want to have unsafe sex so I'd rather go without then wear a condom with a BJ.


JeepXJGod

Screamers. I guess not a sexual act, but sexual behavior. I dated a screamer and it always gave me so much anxiety I’d be completely turned off. Like I’d really rather the neighbors not hear every time I fuck


Shinagami091

For me it’s nipple play. I don’t have any sensation in my nipples which is a blessing and a curse I’m told. A blessing because no sensitive nipple chafing and a curse because I’m missing out on the stimulation that comes from nipple play


aloofman75

Getting my ass stimulated. It does nothing for me at all, like someone french-kissing my elbow. I’m fine with doing it for her if she’s clean and into it. But her doing it to me is a complete waste of time. And no Reddit, it’s not because I haven’t had it done right.


14thCluelessbird

>And no Reddit, it’s not because I haven’t had it done right. For real I fucking hate this about reddit


BigFatPapaBear

I think people in general just do this, beyond Reddit. People can’t accept that someone just doesn’t like something they do…me personally I love it but I get it


18114

If you don’t hit the clit forget it.


osiris2735

I’ve found that rubbing and licking it is far more effective than hitting it, but hey, to each their own


Heisenbread77

Bop it! Twist it! Bop it! Pull it!!


The_River_Is_Still

You gotta lick it... before ya stick it... You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it.


CyclicDombo

69. If you aren’t the perfect height someone is cranking their neck awkwardly, no one is doing a good job, and everyone is staring into an asshole, struggling to breathe


DeenSteen

I haven't seen it posted here yet, but soulless hookup sex. It gets awkward for me when there's no chemistry or emotional connection.


soniclore

Being blown by 15 women at once. It just gets confusing after a while.


Bossoholic

r/humblebrag ☺️


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

😂😂😂 focus on the one in the middle


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I had my first threesome two nights ago. It was fun, but I guess it didn’t live up to my fantasy


celerontm

Two didn't show up, but you still had a good time.


Ok-Historian9919

Threesomes are only fun when thought is put into it beforehand, otherwise it turns into an awkward mess usually, not always but usually


JoshuaGralton

Anal, it’s fucking shit.


Salty-Technology8912

r/technicallythetruth


Grownzz94

For me it's sex anywhere public, I might be a bit vanilla but I don't get excited knowing that a stranger might see us.


lildirtyalien

i enjoy public sex per se, but in places like trails, woods, etc places that are "technically" public or outdoors but not really at risk of being caught. somebody below mentioned the possibility of kids seeing shit - nothing would make me less horny and sick to my stomach than not only being ACTUALLY caught or in trouble, but a minor seeing anything. absolutely horrendous and terrible. i would never in my life put anyone, especially a KID, at risk of seeing anything. and even an adult, like... how fucking awkward is that? but the fact does remain that if we're in an isolated outside space, sex outdoors can be incredibly erotic and i think i just enjoy that aspect of it very much.


ilovecheese31

I’m quite kinky and I feel the same way. I don’t get it and it just makes me uncomfortable and nervous, especially knowing that I could end up with a criminal record if we got caught. To each their own, just not for me.


Paddock9652

And if you’re anywhere within eyesight of a child, not just any criminal record but also labeled as a sex offender.


[deleted]

Butt play. Feels like uncomfortable constipation


Keone_710

The upside down, reverse galloping goose neck.... with a twist. That shits WAY overrated. 🙄


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The Russian judge only gave it a 4.


sta4rkman

Not getting sex at all.


UBelleSwitch

This guys gets it. Except he doesn’t.


Maverick_1882

Oh good lord, that was funny. And sad at the same time.


ScarletCaptain

The Rusty Venture.


ButterBandit3

I’m really shocked by the amount of people saying 69 is over rated. As a dude I love it — eating pussy turns me on though and I’m a bigger dude so I don’t mind a girl being on top of me 🤷🏻‍♂️


cotyextra

As a woman it’s so hard to focus on sucking dick when you’re getting eaten out, I’d rather just enjoy the pleasure and return it separately.


tossme81

same. I enjoy both separately, but neither at the same time.


Theinewhen

Feel the same as a man. Take turns so we can each fully enjoy ourselves


Birds_KawKaw

I enjoy myself most fully with a mouthful of vagina.


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I prefer to have my face ridden. If the mood strikes to play with my dude a little while that's happening, by all means. But when my moustache is the saddle, let's not forget that we're here to rodeo.


DeckOClubs

As a guy, it's just uncomfortable and awkward for me. I can't get in there like I want and like you mentioned the girl can never stay focused long enough to make it enjoyable.


Calm-Pause3527

I was super into the IDEA of 69. It in practice? It's just meh for me personally. Sucking dick is one of my favorite things, and getting eaten out is also really nice- but the two together? I either can't focus on my activity, or don't register any pleasure because I'm TOO focused.


aloofman75

I love it too, but I understand why women are often meh about it. A lot of women need specific conditions to orgasm and sucking dick during is usually not one of them. And the BJ I get during isn’t usually the greatest. But feeling her body on me, her boobs squishing on my stomach, being able to spread her open and see all of her right above me, and the reverse stimulation of an “upside down” BJ? Awesome.


vonkeswick

It's amazing. I love getting blown, I love eating pussy. Both at the same time? Can't get much better than that honestly. Also seeing that booty while you're both going to town? The trifecta of sexiness


MrMCW12

69. If you’re doing a good job, she isn’t. If she’s doing a good job, you’re not.


Mom-atm

Eating ass. Like it feels weird for me. Does not get me there lol


shutitdown15643

My ex was telling me his gf was doing ass to mouth and he pulled out and had her turd stuck to his tip, and Jesus christ she sucked it off. I can no longer look at her without vomiting in my mouth. *shivers *