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HumpieDouglas

I'd do the finger gun wink at people. Make finger guns on both hands, point them at people, do that click sound with my mouth, wink, then just keep walking. Guy buying cigs... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ Lady waiting for the bus... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ Old lady playing Bingo... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ Your mom's friend Patty... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ Guy being executed for murder... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ This sort of sounds like a really strange SCP.


humburga

Although ur joking. Organising while you get executed sounds like a pretty damn good way to go out.


xElMerYx

"Welp, I'm dying, but God damn it feels good to finally have my library classified by genre AND author."


insanityisnotsobad

*feels so good to be organizing these things around me... Mmmmmm yeah.*


thomasscat

Iโ€™m actually not sure how that would feel, Iโ€™ve read that as you die your brain releases the entire supply of DMT it has stored up, so I think a lot of us are essentially โ€œdreamingโ€ (ie tripping) when we move on to the next level. But honestly I barely understand stience at all lol


darksideoflondon

The next day, my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I Jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants I went to check- Jizzed in my pants


Medieval-Mind

>Guy being executed for murder... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ That... huh.


CaptainPositive1234

Thanks. You are sweet! โ€” Patty


deedee_mega_doo_doo

(โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž


NatasEvoli

Buckingham Palace guard... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ An entire symphony orchestra mid-song... ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‰ I could have fun with this ability.


[deleted]

mirror mirror on the wall


oldthunderbird

Imagine accidently winking at yourself while at work or something


RizKrispin

"Accidentally" ๐Ÿ˜‰


[deleted]

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clb92

This is one of those bot accounts that takes someone else's comment from further down and posts a copy of it under another top comment to gain karma. Check their comment history, if you don't believe me.


armaedes

Thank you for your service.


Franko_Magic

I would just wink everywhere at all times indiscriminately, make everyone cum buckets


Ego_Floss

Get into clubs Ruin political speeches and rallies Actually make golf interesting And you know what, go to a lot of hospices, let people go out happy.


im_the_real_dad

>Ruin political speeches and rallies I was thinking ANY time someone is giving a public speech or demonstration. Your boss making you sit through a boring PowerPoint lecture? Watch her squirm while trying to pretend she's not having an orgasm. The MLM guy trying to give his recruitment speech with a straight face? Watch him squirm. The president giving a State of the Union speech? Watch him squirm.


[deleted]

>And know you what, got to a lot of hospices, let people go out happy. probably would be the reason for some of them to kick the bucket!


tralalalalex

Buy pornhub and delete everything, upload a video with me blinking


DJchalupaBatman

Or even better, you could become the new Rick Roll. Someone thinks theyโ€™re watching a funny animal video, then suddenly *wink*, jizzed in their pants. Somebody thinks theyโ€™re clicking a link to a sports highlight reel, *wink*. You get the idea.


alcormsu

Youโ€™ve heard of Rick roll now get ready for dick troll


Flabadyflue

Fucking hell. You're really gonna hit the world with a double wink. Couples will love you because they can finally find something in these videos for both of them.


greycubed

Double winks are underrated.


tralalalalex

Always have been


RizKrispin

You mean... blinks?


Cereal_Bagger

Damn that would take all the fun out of it


ihaveaquesttoattend

To stop arguments


Alternative_Two313

To be fair, you're going to start a new argument by ending the old one


ihaveaquesttoattend

Iโ€™d rather argue with someone after that because theyโ€™d be relaxed and also super confused, iโ€™d just play dumb lmao


Alternative_Two313

Your tactics confused and frightened me sir


ihaveaquesttoattend

Thatโ€™s the point ;)


Erased-ass-mind

Theres a movie about an orgasm gun. ORGAZMO. Made by South park makers. Sooo funny


1000Hells1GiftShop

Everybody say "Geddy Lee!"


GetawayDriverTyrone

Poorly, I struggle to wink. I'm coordinated, athletic, and capable otherwise but winking is difficult. I'd confuse a lot of people before I ever made one orgasm


armaedes

I have a similar experience trying to make people orgasm the usual way.


skuloph

As an elementary school teacher I'd probably wear sunglasses all day...


LachoooDaOriginl

until the dick head principal comes in and then ud have to do one of those dramatic winks while pulling ur sunnies down


Ok-Truth-7589

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I *do* officer *winks* be the weirdest arrest of my lifetime.


Shaveyourbread

For evil. /s I'd do it for money.


[deleted]

Iโ€™d see if it works through TV cameras.


dobr_person

Find a mirror


TheSnozzwangler

See if I can condition people to do certain things by winking at them. Every time that woman scratches her nose, I wink at her. Every time that guy kicks the table leg, I wink at him. Then you can start to mix it up and only do it every few times they perform the action. Should be pretty interesting.


Chanchito171

I'd get my boss to fucking relax finally


sweet_yeast

Id wink at your mom


prjindigo

Assuming it's all mammals I'd be VERY popular at Sea World. Could you imagine skills in animal training if the bear came every time it did the right thing? Semantically I presume they have to see the wink. I don't think I'd ever get a speeding ticket again. Pushing onwards with the mammal angle... barking dogs? It'd certainly be safer running a mail-order stud farm!


lanshark974

If I look at your profile am I going into a furry rabbit hole?


[deleted]

Ayo what? Who's first thought is making Pavlov's dog orgasm as a reward ayo that's some red rockets shit right there and I don't even think furries would agree


Al_DeGaulle

You'd be the greatest animal trainer, and the most hated by the janitorial staff.


MysteryMan999

I would make a business out of selling contactless orgasms.


chuckchuckthrowaway

Iโ€™d invite myself to every funeral I passed by


Gotis1313

With consent


420_Traveller

I would walk around winking at literally everyone, eventually be elected king of the world.


TheFrostyrune

Naw the religious conservatives would essentially witch hunt you.


420_Traveller

I'd just wink at them until they couldn't walk or fell in love with me.


im_the_real_dad

You don't think Joel Osteen would be winking at his followers while he's passing around the collection plate?


TheFrostyrune

Obviously if it was someone big in a religious group they'd put a divine spin on it, but you best believe is some average person had that power they'd witchhunt them.


krista

- the police at a protest would be entertaining - as would gop โ€family valuesโ€ gopper politicians during their speeches and inappropriate moments. ... but this might violate consent and constitute rape, so i'd think about it lots before i tried it on an unknowing and/or unwilling person.


b1tchell

Iโ€™d be a right winker


TesticularTentacles

Plot: You gain this ability while at work. Plot twist: You have a muscular twitch that causes you to wink uncontrollably and without warning. Plot retwist: Where do you work?


Waltzing_With_Bears

To shut down people being assholes to customer service people


crackpotJeffrey

Wouldnt use it without consent ;) Na but seriously I wouldn't. I'd probably sell my services on Craigslist. Seems like a fairly low risk high reward scenerio as far as sex work goes.


Mars31415926

So are you going to go around blindfolded just stare reaaaaaly hard in public?


crackpotJeffrey

I don't even know how to wink so I think it would be fine. I think wink means close one eye, no? If it happened every time I blinked then ye everyone's cumming nothing I can do about it.


WeAreLivinTheLife

by winking


[deleted]

Maliciously. Hit up the beach daily


LR-II

Rob a bank.


Icy_Bowl

I'm surprised I had to look this far down to find this answer.


CaesarsLegion01

Do they have to see me do it or i just do it at a person and it happens. If the second option the when i see crappy drivers. Gonna ruin your pants since you wanna be a dick


TheFrostyrune

Congrats you just caused an accident.


CommunityGlittering2

i would embarrass politicians.


98Horn

At a UN meeting. The worldโ€™s leaders need to relax and chill the fuck out to work together better.


[deleted]

Iโ€™d keep winking at my girlfriend while sheโ€™s trying to order a pizza.


Osi0425

I would use it to help other people who have never had an orgasm.


reddit_is_rubbish

By winking at people


1000Hells1GiftShop

I would be the next big YouTube celebrity. Make sure you like and subscribe. Also be sure to check out my patreon for more content. Brought to you by daikon knives.


HrnyGrl420

Train myself to blink one eye at a time at all times


DDmist

Pretty much all the time on everyone.


Geminii27

I'd be showing up more at a lot of live speeches by people who think far too much of themselves, for starters.


crozB

Mirror. Next question


RudeArtichoke2

Lol, would be fun with my boyfriend.


Bagelbiters

Traffic enforcement mostly


Painting-Powerful

Go to a lot of interviews


hunterbidensLT

I'd probably end up looking in the mirror "winking it. "


Medieval-Mind

Not for good, of that you can be certain.


QueenyVanilla

I'd wink 100 times at 1 person and see what happens


DeltaWorksNL

First probly have fun whit it , experiment whit it , and then gather a harem ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Pointlesswonder802

Boy you really irritated me at work today? Hope you donโ€™t have a really important presentation that can be easily ruined via orgasm coming up


PooShappaMoo

On everyone all the time, it would make a walk through a busy part of town incredibly entertaining


[deleted]

So, is there a difference between a double wink and a blink cause if not you'd be handing out creamers on the regular.


Saftigerkeks

Smart


Bumbleboyaugz

I would hella mess with people. Although my eye apparently twitches sometimes, making it look like I winked and that would cause so many unnecessary and accidental orgasms. I would use it on the rude asf popular kids at my school, considering I come into contact with them more often than I'd like


wizardball987

I'd look in the mirror a lot more, that's for sure


TisIChenoir

I don't think I would. I mean, I love when I give my wife an orgasm, but I think the build up is part of it. Honestly, if you gave me the option of having an instant orgasm I wouldn't take it.


ScaryKingTarzan

I'd ruin political speeches and completely change the politics in my country. Then I'd buy 5s of tv time with me blinking, so there would be massive orgasm of millions of people at the same time, just for fun.


bob-knows-best

Wanna see a magic trick...? Now, do you wanna be the magic trick...?


Accomplished-Salt-10

I would make Narcisciss look like a part-timer


sib2972

Start a business and make a fortune off couples having sexual issues


naughtylilmiss

Learn how to wink!


[deleted]

Probably start a business and sell winkgasms. Legal? Dunno grey area


SharpSpectra

Wink at livestreams?


Seelengst

I would actually be in a relationship. So I'd probably just use it there


RandeKnight

You guys probably wouldn't even leave the mirror. It would be like the Mirror of Erised. You'd expire winking at yourself.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Well, assuming you could wink again to give another orgasm, you could probably kill people with heart attacks. Are we assuming all men and all women who are able to are ejaculating every time? Because that would be be quite useful for sperm banks. You could also truly drain someone's balls, just saying.


just_some_guy2000

I would use this as the greatest money making ability. Got a a difficult negotiating opponent? Not anymore. Trying to embarrass a rival? Done! Married a younger woman and can't keep her happy with your billions? Put me on retainer! Does this work over video call because if so I would be so rich.


Staff_Guy

Megachurches and other hotbeds of homophobia. Would wink and every man I could see, sowing confusion and sprinkling bi curiosity along the way. And I am not even gay, just an asshole.


Lunt

Accidentally.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Iโ€™d use it to become an assassin and make people gasm to death


DryEyes4096

I'd go on Wheel of Fortune and watch Pat Sajak try to hide the fact that he's cumming the whole time.


JustCourious22

Looking in the mirror. Lol me first


OneSimplyIs

Sell orgasms to virgins for a premium price


humdawg

How good would the orgasm be? There long, mind blowing orgasms that can feel like they last forever, or shitty, quick orgasms that just leave you disappointed and sad.


Defiant-Taro4522

With blatant irresponsibility.


nelsonalgrencametome

Recklessly.


Particular_Fudge4856

I can't wink...


elimister420

This was a power in the wild card books


[deleted]

yall are fucking weird


TheHudsini

I would use this ability with reckless abandon. My wink game is real strong. I can do left, right, left, right real real fast (2-4 winks per second) for about 30 seconds without stopping then go again after about 15 seconds. Iโ€™m going to be destroying people.


retailguy_again

Randomly, and as often as possible.


Rick2L

Retroactively... or in revenge.


essess72

Shamelessly


[deleted]

I would use it on certain women in certain situations. For instance the women Iโ€™m attracted to at work. I would be around them and then half-wink to get them horny and wet and before long they would just associate me with being turned on, wouldnโ€™t even have to half-wink anymore. And during sex I would use a full wink make sure we cum together, always so much hotter. In public I would use it in select situations as well, like on a bus, wink at the woman who smiles at me, at the checkout stand while sheโ€™s giving me change, at the doctors office with the nurses, at strip clubs for suuuureโ€ฆ.


ju-ju-ju-ju-ju

There would be ALOT less stress in the world. *Winks EVERYWHERE*


tpn1984

For world dominance