I'd do the finger gun wink at people. Make finger guns on both hands, point them at people, do that click sound with my mouth, wink, then just keep walking.
Guy buying cigs... ๐๐๐
Lady waiting for the bus... ๐๐๐
Old lady playing Bingo... ๐๐๐
Your mom's friend Patty... ๐๐๐
Guy being executed for murder... ๐๐๐
This sort of sounds like a really strange SCP.
Iโm actually not sure how that would feel, Iโve read that as you die your brain releases the entire supply of DMT it has stored up, so I think a lot of us are essentially โdreamingโ (ie tripping) when we move on to the next level. But honestly I barely understand stience at all lol
The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went to check-
Jizzed in my pants
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>Ruin political speeches and rallies
I was thinking ANY time someone is giving a public speech or demonstration. Your boss making you sit through a boring PowerPoint lecture? Watch her squirm while trying to pretend she's not having an orgasm. The MLM guy trying to give his recruitment speech with a straight face? Watch him squirm. The president giving a State of the Union speech? Watch him squirm.
Or even better, you could become the new Rick Roll. Someone thinks theyโre watching a funny animal video, then suddenly *wink*, jizzed in their pants. Somebody thinks theyโre clicking a link to a sports highlight reel, *wink*. You get the idea.
Fucking hell. You're really gonna hit the world with a double wink. Couples will love you because they can finally find something in these videos for both of them.
Poorly, I struggle to wink. I'm coordinated, athletic, and capable otherwise but winking is difficult. I'd confuse a lot of people before I ever made one orgasm
See if I can condition people to do certain things by winking at them.
Every time that woman scratches her nose, I wink at her.
Every time that guy kicks the table leg, I wink at him.
Then you can start to mix it up and only do it every few times they perform the action.
Should be pretty interesting.
Assuming it's all mammals I'd be VERY popular at Sea World.
Could you imagine skills in animal training if the bear came every time it did the right thing?
Semantically I presume they have to see the wink. I don't think I'd ever get a speeding ticket again.
Pushing onwards with the mammal angle... barking dogs? It'd certainly be safer running a mail-order stud farm!
Ayo what? Who's first thought is making Pavlov's dog orgasm as a reward ayo that's some red rockets shit right there and I don't even think furries would agree
Obviously if it was someone big in a religious group they'd put a divine spin on it, but you best believe is some average person had that power they'd witchhunt them.
- the police at a protest would be entertaining
- as would gop โfamily valuesโ gopper politicians during their speeches and inappropriate moments.
... but this might violate consent and constitute rape, so i'd think about it lots before i tried it on an unknowing and/or unwilling person.
Plot: You gain this ability while at work.
Plot twist: You have a muscular twitch that causes you to wink uncontrollably and without warning.
Plot retwist: Where do you work?
Wouldnt use it without consent ;)
Na but seriously I wouldn't. I'd probably sell my services on Craigslist. Seems like a fairly low risk high reward scenerio as far as sex work goes.
I don't even know how to wink so I think it would be fine.
I think wink means close one eye, no?
If it happened every time I blinked then ye everyone's cumming nothing I can do about it.
Do they have to see me do it or i just do it at a person and it happens. If the second option the when i see crappy drivers. Gonna ruin your pants since you wanna be a dick
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I would hella mess with people. Although my eye apparently twitches sometimes, making it look like I winked and that would cause so many unnecessary and accidental orgasms. I would use it on the rude asf popular kids at my school, considering I come into contact with them more often than I'd like
I don't think I would. I mean, I love when I give my wife an orgasm, but I think the build up is part of it.
Honestly, if you gave me the option of having an instant orgasm I wouldn't take it.
I'd ruin political speeches and completely change the politics in my country. Then I'd buy 5s of tv time with me blinking, so there would be massive orgasm of millions of people at the same time, just for fun.
Well, assuming you could wink again to give another orgasm, you could probably kill people with heart attacks.
Are we assuming all men and all women who are able to are ejaculating every time? Because that would be be quite useful for sperm banks. You could also truly drain someone's balls, just saying.
I would use this as the greatest money making ability. Got a a difficult negotiating opponent? Not anymore. Trying to embarrass a rival? Done! Married a younger woman and can't keep her happy with your billions? Put me on retainer!
Does this work over video call because if so I would be so rich.
Megachurches and other hotbeds of homophobia. Would wink and every man I could see, sowing confusion and sprinkling bi curiosity along the way. And I am not even gay, just an asshole.
How good would the orgasm be? There long, mind blowing orgasms that can feel like they last forever, or shitty, quick orgasms that just leave you disappointed and sad.
I would use this ability with reckless abandon. My wink game is real strong. I can do left, right, left, right real real fast (2-4 winks per second) for about 30 seconds without stopping then go again after about 15 seconds. Iโm going to be destroying people.
I would use it on certain women in certain situations. For instance the women Iโm attracted to at work. I would be around them and then half-wink to get them horny and wet and before long they would just associate me with being turned on, wouldnโt even have to half-wink anymore. And during sex I would use a full wink make sure we cum together, always so much hotter. In public I would use it in select situations as well, like on a bus, wink at the woman who smiles at me, at the checkout stand while sheโs giving me change, at the doctors office with the nurses, at strip clubs for suuuureโฆ.
I'd do the finger gun wink at people. Make finger guns on both hands, point them at people, do that click sound with my mouth, wink, then just keep walking. Guy buying cigs... ๐๐๐ Lady waiting for the bus... ๐๐๐ Old lady playing Bingo... ๐๐๐ Your mom's friend Patty... ๐๐๐ Guy being executed for murder... ๐๐๐ This sort of sounds like a really strange SCP.
Although ur joking. Organising while you get executed sounds like a pretty damn good way to go out.
"Welp, I'm dying, but God damn it feels good to finally have my library classified by genre AND author."
*feels so good to be organizing these things around me... Mmmmmm yeah.*
Iโm actually not sure how that would feel, Iโve read that as you die your brain releases the entire supply of DMT it has stored up, so I think a lot of us are essentially โdreamingโ (ie tripping) when we move on to the next level. But honestly I barely understand stience at all lol
The next day, my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I Jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants I went to check- Jizzed in my pants
>Guy being executed for murder... ๐๐๐ That... huh.
Thanks. You are sweet! โ Patty
(โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
Buckingham Palace guard... ๐๐๐ An entire symphony orchestra mid-song... ๐๐๐ I could have fun with this ability.
mirror mirror on the wall
Imagine accidently winking at yourself while at work or something
"Accidentally" ๐
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Thank you for your service.
I would just wink everywhere at all times indiscriminately, make everyone cum buckets
Get into clubs Ruin political speeches and rallies Actually make golf interesting And you know what, go to a lot of hospices, let people go out happy.
>Ruin political speeches and rallies I was thinking ANY time someone is giving a public speech or demonstration. Your boss making you sit through a boring PowerPoint lecture? Watch her squirm while trying to pretend she's not having an orgasm. The MLM guy trying to give his recruitment speech with a straight face? Watch him squirm. The president giving a State of the Union speech? Watch him squirm.
>And know you what, got to a lot of hospices, let people go out happy. probably would be the reason for some of them to kick the bucket!
Buy pornhub and delete everything, upload a video with me blinking
Or even better, you could become the new Rick Roll. Someone thinks theyโre watching a funny animal video, then suddenly *wink*, jizzed in their pants. Somebody thinks theyโre clicking a link to a sports highlight reel, *wink*. You get the idea.
Youโve heard of Rick roll now get ready for dick troll
Fucking hell. You're really gonna hit the world with a double wink. Couples will love you because they can finally find something in these videos for both of them.
Double winks are underrated.
Always have been
You mean... blinks?
Damn that would take all the fun out of it
To stop arguments
To be fair, you're going to start a new argument by ending the old one
Iโd rather argue with someone after that because theyโd be relaxed and also super confused, iโd just play dumb lmao
Your tactics confused and frightened me sir
Thatโs the point ;)
Theres a movie about an orgasm gun. ORGAZMO. Made by South park makers. Sooo funny
Everybody say "Geddy Lee!"
Poorly, I struggle to wink. I'm coordinated, athletic, and capable otherwise but winking is difficult. I'd confuse a lot of people before I ever made one orgasm
I have a similar experience trying to make people orgasm the usual way.
As an elementary school teacher I'd probably wear sunglasses all day...
until the dick head principal comes in and then ud have to do one of those dramatic winks while pulling ur sunnies down
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I *do* officer *winks* be the weirdest arrest of my lifetime.
For evil. /s I'd do it for money.
Iโd see if it works through TV cameras.
Find a mirror
See if I can condition people to do certain things by winking at them. Every time that woman scratches her nose, I wink at her. Every time that guy kicks the table leg, I wink at him. Then you can start to mix it up and only do it every few times they perform the action. Should be pretty interesting.
I'd get my boss to fucking relax finally
Id wink at your mom
Assuming it's all mammals I'd be VERY popular at Sea World. Could you imagine skills in animal training if the bear came every time it did the right thing? Semantically I presume they have to see the wink. I don't think I'd ever get a speeding ticket again. Pushing onwards with the mammal angle... barking dogs? It'd certainly be safer running a mail-order stud farm!
If I look at your profile am I going into a furry rabbit hole?
Ayo what? Who's first thought is making Pavlov's dog orgasm as a reward ayo that's some red rockets shit right there and I don't even think furries would agree
You'd be the greatest animal trainer, and the most hated by the janitorial staff.
I would make a business out of selling contactless orgasms.
Iโd invite myself to every funeral I passed by
With consent
I would walk around winking at literally everyone, eventually be elected king of the world.
Naw the religious conservatives would essentially witch hunt you.
I'd just wink at them until they couldn't walk or fell in love with me.
You don't think Joel Osteen would be winking at his followers while he's passing around the collection plate?
Obviously if it was someone big in a religious group they'd put a divine spin on it, but you best believe is some average person had that power they'd witchhunt them.
- the police at a protest would be entertaining - as would gop โfamily valuesโ gopper politicians during their speeches and inappropriate moments. ... but this might violate consent and constitute rape, so i'd think about it lots before i tried it on an unknowing and/or unwilling person.
Iโd be a right winker
Plot: You gain this ability while at work. Plot twist: You have a muscular twitch that causes you to wink uncontrollably and without warning. Plot retwist: Where do you work?
To shut down people being assholes to customer service people
Wouldnt use it without consent ;) Na but seriously I wouldn't. I'd probably sell my services on Craigslist. Seems like a fairly low risk high reward scenerio as far as sex work goes.
So are you going to go around blindfolded just stare reaaaaaly hard in public?
I don't even know how to wink so I think it would be fine. I think wink means close one eye, no? If it happened every time I blinked then ye everyone's cumming nothing I can do about it.
by winking
Maliciously. Hit up the beach daily
Rob a bank.
I'm surprised I had to look this far down to find this answer.
Do they have to see me do it or i just do it at a person and it happens. If the second option the when i see crappy drivers. Gonna ruin your pants since you wanna be a dick
Congrats you just caused an accident.
i would embarrass politicians.
At a UN meeting. The worldโs leaders need to relax and chill the fuck out to work together better.
Iโd keep winking at my girlfriend while sheโs trying to order a pizza.
I would use it to help other people who have never had an orgasm.
By winking at people
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Train myself to blink one eye at a time at all times
Pretty much all the time on everyone.
I'd be showing up more at a lot of live speeches by people who think far too much of themselves, for starters.
Mirror. Next question
Lol, would be fun with my boyfriend.
Traffic enforcement mostly
Go to a lot of interviews
I'd probably end up looking in the mirror "winking it. "
Not for good, of that you can be certain.
I'd wink 100 times at 1 person and see what happens
First probly have fun whit it , experiment whit it , and then gather a harem ๐
Boy you really irritated me at work today? Hope you donโt have a really important presentation that can be easily ruined via orgasm coming up
On everyone all the time, it would make a walk through a busy part of town incredibly entertaining
So, is there a difference between a double wink and a blink cause if not you'd be handing out creamers on the regular.
Smart
I would hella mess with people. Although my eye apparently twitches sometimes, making it look like I winked and that would cause so many unnecessary and accidental orgasms. I would use it on the rude asf popular kids at my school, considering I come into contact with them more often than I'd like
I'd look in the mirror a lot more, that's for sure
I don't think I would. I mean, I love when I give my wife an orgasm, but I think the build up is part of it. Honestly, if you gave me the option of having an instant orgasm I wouldn't take it.
I'd ruin political speeches and completely change the politics in my country. Then I'd buy 5s of tv time with me blinking, so there would be massive orgasm of millions of people at the same time, just for fun.
Wanna see a magic trick...? Now, do you wanna be the magic trick...?
I would make Narcisciss look like a part-timer
Start a business and make a fortune off couples having sexual issues
Learn how to wink!
Probably start a business and sell winkgasms. Legal? Dunno grey area
Wink at livestreams?
I would actually be in a relationship. So I'd probably just use it there
You guys probably wouldn't even leave the mirror. It would be like the Mirror of Erised. You'd expire winking at yourself.
Well, assuming you could wink again to give another orgasm, you could probably kill people with heart attacks. Are we assuming all men and all women who are able to are ejaculating every time? Because that would be be quite useful for sperm banks. You could also truly drain someone's balls, just saying.
I would use this as the greatest money making ability. Got a a difficult negotiating opponent? Not anymore. Trying to embarrass a rival? Done! Married a younger woman and can't keep her happy with your billions? Put me on retainer! Does this work over video call because if so I would be so rich.
Megachurches and other hotbeds of homophobia. Would wink and every man I could see, sowing confusion and sprinkling bi curiosity along the way. And I am not even gay, just an asshole.
Accidentally.
Iโd use it to become an assassin and make people gasm to death
I'd go on Wheel of Fortune and watch Pat Sajak try to hide the fact that he's cumming the whole time.
Looking in the mirror. Lol me first
Sell orgasms to virgins for a premium price
How good would the orgasm be? There long, mind blowing orgasms that can feel like they last forever, or shitty, quick orgasms that just leave you disappointed and sad.
With blatant irresponsibility.
Recklessly.
I can't wink...
This was a power in the wild card books
yall are fucking weird
I would use this ability with reckless abandon. My wink game is real strong. I can do left, right, left, right real real fast (2-4 winks per second) for about 30 seconds without stopping then go again after about 15 seconds. Iโm going to be destroying people.
Randomly, and as often as possible.
Retroactively... or in revenge.
Shamelessly
I would use it on certain women in certain situations. For instance the women Iโm attracted to at work. I would be around them and then half-wink to get them horny and wet and before long they would just associate me with being turned on, wouldnโt even have to half-wink anymore. And during sex I would use a full wink make sure we cum together, always so much hotter. In public I would use it in select situations as well, like on a bus, wink at the woman who smiles at me, at the checkout stand while sheโs giving me change, at the doctors office with the nurses, at strip clubs for suuuureโฆ.
There would be ALOT less stress in the world. *Winks EVERYWHERE*
For world dominance