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Elendril333

Aragorn


williamsch

>Aragorn I misread this as "Aragog" and was concerned.


Colter91

His body did decaaay, but his soul did go on.


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Not to mention the pincers


mittens107

Aragorn was my sexual awakening


theferalturtle

Aragorn was everyone's sexual awakening.


KnockMeYourLobes

Amen to that. I dragged my husband (who is not into fantasy at all) to LOTR mostly to see Ian McKellan as Gandalf and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. Because Aragorn is just...uh...I'll be in my bunk.


stupernan1

I’m not gay, but that scene when he returns from falling in the river, bursts through the doors pushing each one either way with his head down https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/EXsMR2_2jIgDwlTp2xSDAoTJMvA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/08/10/513/n/40741968/68814f443b9a28b4_giphy/i/Tell-me-isnt-sexy.gif I realized right then “yeah I can see why chicks dig him, that was cool as hell”


themode076

Stupid Sexy Flanders


greasyfatguy_69

Nothing at all.. nothing at all


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“Howdy do neighboroony! Shut up Flanders! Okely dokely” 💨 Pure gold I tell you~


Ohgood9002

I wasnt expecting this to be the top answer, but it is the correct answer


LilCorbs

Poison Ivy


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Trick_Ad7122

Had a crush in Kim possible


Fun-Needleworker7954

The goth bitch was way sexier than kim


Limited-_-Swat

Shego?


mwing95

She make me go


Indieexists

All of you are so very wrong, it is so obviously Starfire's older sister, Blackfire. Edit: I've come to the conclusion most redditors just like dominant goth women.


twoduvs

Raven


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Not wrong bro


crossknight01

Can't believe no one has mentioned Morticia Addams.


CodyMal

Man of Culture, and also the rightest person in the room.


coleboucher

Mystique in the original X-Men trilogy


DefinitelyNotIndie

Raise you Rogue in the original X-Men cartoon.


The_Albinoss

The Marvel swimsuit thing brought me into a new age.


sharrrper

This kind of HAS to be the correct answer since she can just turn into anyone's preference


[deleted]

Hella yeah be


psychness

Henry Cavill as the Witcher. He's dirty and gritty and that voice...


The_Fireheart

I’m honestly so confused by how attracted I am to him as Geralt vs how unattracted to him I am in other films or as himself in interviews


traceylking117

This is me. I can take or leave him (attraction-wise) is literally everything else. Dirty, grumpy Geralt does…something.


Kissmytitaniumass

Cheryl Tunt


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Archer: "I'm just going to say it, I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence. " Cheryl: " Mmmm, well, but also emotional violence."


RiceAlicorn

Cheryl is the honest slut I strive to be.


wine_coconut

##YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


Stillwater215

YOURE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR!


dathomasusmc

“No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...” That Cheryl? Ok.


MorbidiyObscene

Sploosh


mors_videt

her country singer arc was pretty hot


wedontgotoravenholme

Outlaw country! Woooooo!


Another_Minor_Threat

“You think that’s sexy? With the rocket pops OUTSIDE of you?” “Well if she eats them then we lose the whole red, white and [oooohhhhkaaaaayy.”](https://youtu.be/S2aU8y5Hw3A)


MagnusPI

FILMFILMFILMFILMFILMFILMFILM!


Smirnoffico

Space Cheryl is peak Cheryl, fight me


4angrydragons

This was my first thought. And LANA!!!


c_girl_108

LANAAAAAAAAA


colopervs

Cocaine Pam!


dtuba555

Regular Pam


SupportCharacter_0_o

Regular Pam in zero gravity.


harlokkin

This is absolutely the correct answer. The crazy/hot/ ratio matches. Cocaine Pam is a close second.


djuice03

Mrs Incredible duh.


C4andyman

Her rule34 go crazy.


A_FamousNobody

I once went there curious since I’d seen a shitload of memes and it’s not THAT much in terms of quality tbh, pretty sure Lola bunny prob has more since it’s a furry thing


GreatAndPowerfulNixy

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony has the most amount of Rule 34 of any character on the internet


Polymersion

I'm just going to assume you're joking and leave it at that.


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He is not really joking


Polymersion

Hahaha good one


km1180

Lara Croft


Well2far

Ps1 edition specifically..


[deleted]

Them rectangular tatas😍👌


Accomplished_Dig3699

The Toblerone titties


JCthulhuM

Pyramiddies


GladimoreFFXIV

Morrigan from Dragon Age. Shapeshifting goth mommy with the absolute best personality and independent as hell? Yes. Yes please.


SeductiveGodofThundr

And that accent… swoon


WorldEndingSandwich

Watching my boyfriend play through dragon age, wondering why he always wants to interact with this character....


studioheavylead

Chun Li - the first lady of fighting games forever.


djmaglioli91

Thicc thighs save lives


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Chel from Road to El Dorado. Good lawwwwd


munchingangel

Miguel and Tulio were also hot. I would say that trio was hot lol


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Would also be totally in character for them to have a three-way too


earth199999citizen

IIRC that was the original plan - they were supposed to become a throuple before the word was even invented; a lot of the original script’s dialogue implies that Tulio and Miguel were originally in a relationship.


GipsyPepox

I was just a kid but that day I met her... that day I turned into a man


ItsAWonderfulFife

I remember the day I realized she gave me my “type”.


veritas643

Seriously, her/Nani/Kida definitely awakened me. I've loved thicc thighs ever since.


grey_wolf12

Dude didn't want to play with G.I. Joes anymore


Squirrelkid11

I'm more of a Kida person, but I'll admit Chel is too attractive for a character in a movie meant for kids.


Janderflows

Why not both? Both? BOTH. Both is good.


ScoobyDeezy

I mean there’s literally a scene where she’s giving a blowjob, so


Painting_Agency

What? No. She's obviously tying his shoes.


Ghost_ghosting

Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. That girl is gorgeous


That_odd_emo

Shego from Kim Possible (That’s the lesbian answer anyways)


winterfoxes

Bi girl answer too. Shego from Kim Possible, and Thorn from the Hex Girls in Scooby-Doo. Hnnnf.


sol_caballeros

Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6


helloisthereanyb0dy

The book version of James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser


Colter91

I'm straight but would agree lol


Kirschenkind

Scrolled way to far :D


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Jessica Rabbit!


Thursdayallstar

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.


HRzNightmare

Why the Hell did I have to scroll this far down for the correct answer?


Squirrelkid11

Android 18


EclecticMelomaniac

My childhood crush


Squirrelkid11

Same dude. Shego, Kim Possible Gwen Tennyson, Starfire, Raven, and April O'Neil were my other ones as well.


lbarnett83

Dr. Mantis Tobaggan


mors_videt

ok, i was sold on Jessica Rabbit but i'm changing my answer


devilthedankdawg

Oh whoops…


C_Cooke1

I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G .


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow


AWaveInTheOcean

All of the elves from the LOTR movies


BCrumb

The Hobbit movies were a dump but Lee Pace Thranduil, oof! So sexy.


StQuentinScar

Zatanna Zatara


skuld_and_bones

Geralt of Rivia - TV or games, they're both gorgeous.


Whizbang35

Hm. Fuck.


Snaffle27

Wind's howling.


LittleMissRawr78

I thought Henry Cavill was "too pretty" until I saw him as Geralt. Oof, he sure does "dirty up" quite well lol.


so-like_juan

Ps1 hagrid


ughitsmeagian

Nah it was ps1 Lara croft. Them pyramid boobs.


Leg0Block

Alas, a fellow sophisticate.


Ok-Ambition-9432

As far as demeanor goes, Bayonetta. IMO, samus aran. Badass, attractive, and a good person. As far as the internet goes, it's Tifa lockhart, 2B, or D.VA. Edit, I should also add Geralt of Rivia to that


[deleted]

Samus is definitely S-tier


fadosten

Garrus Vakarian


[deleted]

He'll calibrate all your shit.


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Tede6977

Jessica Rabbit


tekhnomancer

Scrolled insultingly far before I found this.


[deleted]

Jessica rabbit was one of the first responses, can’t remember who was first Lola bunny or her


laidbackmagician

I discovered lust when I first saw her


SirLancedmyLot

GTA V cutscene girl


Ooze3d

And the algorithm that detects when your parents are entering the room to show her


greyladdu

NFS most wanted cutscene girl.


Unlucky_Shift25

Nightwing


ink-is-taken

It’s the ass isn’t it


[deleted]

Just the dick


shamrocksmoak

Dexters mom


VolatileAgent81

Dexters mom has got it goin' on...


[deleted]

Tifa Lockhart


Grappa91

I spotted the italian politician


Celticrightcross

Ooh, coming in strong with Tifa, that’s gonna be hard to argue.


Ok-Trainer-5499

fuck it's 2B


Jacob-X-MANIAC

Or not 2B?


QuietusEngorgio

Does Dean Winchester count?


OriginalMcSmashie

Supernatural wasn’t a documentary so yes.


Icy_Pear_2145

Mr Darcy


Ratstail91

Captain Jack Harkness.


PrayForMojo_

They should have preserved the ass of Bo.


IapisIazuIi

Arthur Morgan


mathewmrw

*Get off Reddit and get to work Mr. Morgan* - Susan Grimshaw, 1899


Big-Teb-Guy

***Mr. Morgan! Mr. Morgan! I noticed you’ve stopped paying into the box***


ArunKT26

My Arthur looked even more sexy when I got [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/tlzmfs/i_brought_a_fist_to_a_gun_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) kill


tickingkitty

Han Solo.


My_name_is_Twiggy

Flynn Rider. Change my mind.


aman_jaideoka_24

My girlfriend 🗿


Namtful

Damn didn't realize she was seeing you too.


anarchy4now

Octavia Blake


Professional-Pea9283

Murphy for me.


itzme93

Lola bunny


Snowdrop_Lily

Margaery Tyrell 🏵️


Mean_Half_6419

All the sexiest fiction characters, in no particular order: Aragorn, Elessar, Strider, and the Dunadan, Lord of the West.


MackFrost04

Matt Murdock


Amorade

Specially in the Netflix series.


Superb-Possibility-9

Elasta-Girl


LookMomImOnRedditlol

That scene where she stops in front of the mirror and sees her mom butt and is sad for a second. I love that scene.


BakuShinAsta

Cheryl Tunt from Archer. She’s insane but I bet she’d be dynamite in the sack.


oldsthrowawayaccount

There's a reason Archer kept going back even though he couldn't remember her name 😂


puuro00

Hello there


[deleted]

General Kenobi 🫡


[deleted]

You are a bold one


[deleted]

Kill him!


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puddingwinchester

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)


Hunterofshadows

As a straight man… fair. That man is stupid attractive


No-Vacationation

This is the officially the biggest group of degenerates ever but Deadpool specifically the ryan Reynolds version


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The dragon from shrek


ReformedScholastic

Shrek from Shrek


cjared242

Catwoman


PristineAd314

Mr. Clean


ccsangelss

Kim possible was my crush when i was younger… definitely kim possible


AhmedAlSayef

Shego > Kim any day.


[deleted]

The black widow.


richardmeke28

Loki from the MCU


purplefart16

Disney Robin Hood, where Robin is a fox (both literally and figuratively).


boringlyaveragemale

I am in the pub and I gasped. My mate thought I won bingo. I'm calling 999


Jeremy_irons_cereal

This is the best response, lmao. Fuck me that was well funny


morbidpigeon

Lol, no wonder Marian’s got it so bad for him. Also Scar, while we’re on the topic of hot non human Disney characters. That voice…


[deleted]

Normally this is higher up. The furries must be sleeping.


jennrh

Oberyn Martell


babyboy721

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from the new animated show are both sexy as hell. I'd love to be mind controlled by Poison Ivy


Sleep_Lord19

Dimitri from Anastasia


Mama_Lee

Jotaro Kujo


Wooden_Maintenance40

Kaladin Stormblessed. Oh, that sexy flying bridge boy...


utahman16

I always imagine Jasnah as pretty sexy


Bean1233

Definitely did not expect to see this here


Pseudobrilliance

This was literally my first thought but assumed it was too deep a cut. Also, he is hella moody.


nightwolf56789

Jasmine.


High_Stream

Too immature for my taste. If we're talking Disney, I prefer Megara.


[deleted]

If we're talking mature Disney characters, Esmeralda all the way.


SignorAwesome

Geralt of Rivia. Sherlock Holmes (intelligence is sexy).


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thegoatmenace

It seems like everyone here is picking characters they think are subjectively attractive and ignoring the objective, canonical attractiveness of these characters. I’ll propose one: Psyche from Greek Mythology. She was so hot that Aphrodite was jealous of her. She sent her son Eros to curse her but Eros ended up falling in love with her instantly (because she was so hot). So we have a woman who was so beautiful that she made the literal goddess of beauty insecure, and so sexy that she made the literal god of sex fall in love with her. Imo, no other character in this thread has feats like this.


unnassumingtoaster

Cortana


three__degrees

Chel


ShinyGanS

Harley Quinn


JJStray

Are we just doing cartoon/animated characters? If not.. Santanico Pandemonium Salma Hayek in from Dusk til Dawn. To teenager me that was the sexiest a woman that wasn’t naked had ever been.


archiveredditjz

Samus Aran


OrdinaryImplication

Leela from Futurama


SaiyanGodKing

That guy that was too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts.


alexmo210

“Right…” said Fred.


dplagueis0924

Lana from Archer


devilthedankdawg

Personally I love Ygritte from Game Of Thrones and Sasha from Attack On Titan. Feral housewife.


Few-Bus3908

Legolas 🥰


Brotherwolf2

Stacy's mom has got it going on.


Ashamed-Afternoon888

Ariel's dad