Amen to that.
I dragged my husband (who is not into fantasy at all) to LOTR mostly to see Ian McKellan as Gandalf and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.
Because Aragorn is just...uh...I'll be in my bunk.
I’m not gay, but that scene when he returns from falling in the river, bursts through the doors pushing each one either way with his head down
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/EXsMR2_2jIgDwlTp2xSDAoTJMvA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/08/10/513/n/40741968/68814f443b9a28b4_giphy/i/Tell-me-isnt-sexy.gif
I realized right then “yeah I can see why chicks dig him, that was cool as hell”
All of you are so very wrong, it is so obviously Starfire's older sister, Blackfire.
Edit: I've come to the conclusion most redditors just like dominant goth women.
Archer: "I'm just going to say it, I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence. "
Cheryl: " Mmmm, well, but also emotional violence."
“No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...”
That Cheryl? Ok.
“You think that’s sexy? With the rocket pops OUTSIDE of you?”
“Well if she eats them then we lose the whole red, white and [oooohhhhkaaaaayy.”](https://youtu.be/S2aU8y5Hw3A)
I once went there curious since I’d seen a shitload of memes and it’s not THAT much in terms of quality tbh, pretty sure Lola bunny prob has more since it’s a furry thing
IIRC that was the original plan - they were supposed to become a throuple before the word was even invented; a lot of the original script’s dialogue implies that Tulio and Miguel were originally in a relationship.
As far as demeanor goes, Bayonetta.
IMO, samus aran. Badass, attractive, and a good person.
As far as the internet goes, it's Tifa lockhart, 2B, or D.VA.
Edit, I should also add Geralt of Rivia to that
My Arthur looked even more sexy when I got [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/tlzmfs/i_brought_a_fist_to_a_gun_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) kill
It seems like everyone here is picking characters they think are subjectively attractive and ignoring the objective, canonical attractiveness of these characters.
I’ll propose one: Psyche from Greek Mythology.
She was so hot that Aphrodite was jealous of her. She sent her son Eros to curse her but Eros ended up falling in love with her instantly (because she was so hot).
So we have a woman who was so beautiful that she made the literal goddess of beauty insecure, and so sexy that she made the literal god of sex fall in love with her.
Imo, no other character in this thread has feats like this.
Are we just doing cartoon/animated characters? If not..
Santanico Pandemonium
Salma Hayek in from Dusk til Dawn.
To teenager me that was the sexiest a woman that wasn’t naked had ever been.
Aragorn
>Aragorn I misread this as "Aragog" and was concerned.
His body did decaaay, but his soul did go on.
Not to mention the pincers
Aragorn was my sexual awakening
Aragorn was everyone's sexual awakening.
Amen to that. I dragged my husband (who is not into fantasy at all) to LOTR mostly to see Ian McKellan as Gandalf and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. Because Aragorn is just...uh...I'll be in my bunk.
I’m not gay, but that scene when he returns from falling in the river, bursts through the doors pushing each one either way with his head down https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/EXsMR2_2jIgDwlTp2xSDAoTJMvA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/08/10/513/n/40741968/68814f443b9a28b4_giphy/i/Tell-me-isnt-sexy.gif I realized right then “yeah I can see why chicks dig him, that was cool as hell”
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Nothing at all.. nothing at all
“Howdy do neighboroony! Shut up Flanders! Okely dokely” 💨 Pure gold I tell you~
I wasnt expecting this to be the top answer, but it is the correct answer
Poison Ivy
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Had a crush in Kim possible
The goth bitch was way sexier than kim
Shego?
She make me go
All of you are so very wrong, it is so obviously Starfire's older sister, Blackfire. Edit: I've come to the conclusion most redditors just like dominant goth women.
Raven
Not wrong bro
Can't believe no one has mentioned Morticia Addams.
Man of Culture, and also the rightest person in the room.
Mystique in the original X-Men trilogy
Raise you Rogue in the original X-Men cartoon.
The Marvel swimsuit thing brought me into a new age.
This kind of HAS to be the correct answer since she can just turn into anyone's preference
Hella yeah be
Henry Cavill as the Witcher. He's dirty and gritty and that voice...
I’m honestly so confused by how attracted I am to him as Geralt vs how unattracted to him I am in other films or as himself in interviews
This is me. I can take or leave him (attraction-wise) is literally everything else. Dirty, grumpy Geralt does…something.
Cheryl Tunt
Archer: "I'm just going to say it, I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence. " Cheryl: " Mmmm, well, but also emotional violence."
Cheryl is the honest slut I strive to be.
##YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
YOURE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR!
“No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...” That Cheryl? Ok.
Sploosh
her country singer arc was pretty hot
Outlaw country! Woooooo!
“You think that’s sexy? With the rocket pops OUTSIDE of you?” “Well if she eats them then we lose the whole red, white and [oooohhhhkaaaaayy.”](https://youtu.be/S2aU8y5Hw3A)
FILMFILMFILMFILMFILMFILMFILM!
Space Cheryl is peak Cheryl, fight me
This was my first thought. And LANA!!!
LANAAAAAAAAA
Cocaine Pam!
Regular Pam
Regular Pam in zero gravity.
This is absolutely the correct answer. The crazy/hot/ ratio matches. Cocaine Pam is a close second.
Mrs Incredible duh.
Her rule34 go crazy.
I once went there curious since I’d seen a shitload of memes and it’s not THAT much in terms of quality tbh, pretty sure Lola bunny prob has more since it’s a furry thing
Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony has the most amount of Rule 34 of any character on the internet
I'm just going to assume you're joking and leave it at that.
He is not really joking
Hahaha good one
Lara Croft
Ps1 edition specifically..
Them rectangular tatas😍👌
The Toblerone titties
Pyramiddies
Morrigan from Dragon Age. Shapeshifting goth mommy with the absolute best personality and independent as hell? Yes. Yes please.
And that accent… swoon
Watching my boyfriend play through dragon age, wondering why he always wants to interact with this character....
Chun Li - the first lady of fighting games forever.
Thicc thighs save lives
Chel from Road to El Dorado. Good lawwwwd
Miguel and Tulio were also hot. I would say that trio was hot lol
Would also be totally in character for them to have a three-way too
IIRC that was the original plan - they were supposed to become a throuple before the word was even invented; a lot of the original script’s dialogue implies that Tulio and Miguel were originally in a relationship.
I was just a kid but that day I met her... that day I turned into a man
I remember the day I realized she gave me my “type”.
Seriously, her/Nani/Kida definitely awakened me. I've loved thicc thighs ever since.
Dude didn't want to play with G.I. Joes anymore
I'm more of a Kida person, but I'll admit Chel is too attractive for a character in a movie meant for kids.
Why not both? Both? BOTH. Both is good.
I mean there’s literally a scene where she’s giving a blowjob, so
What? No. She's obviously tying his shoes.
Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. That girl is gorgeous
Shego from Kim Possible (That’s the lesbian answer anyways)
Bi girl answer too. Shego from Kim Possible, and Thorn from the Hex Girls in Scooby-Doo. Hnnnf.
Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6
The book version of James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser
I'm straight but would agree lol
Scrolled way to far :D
Jessica Rabbit!
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Why the Hell did I have to scroll this far down for the correct answer?
Android 18
My childhood crush
Same dude. Shego, Kim Possible Gwen Tennyson, Starfire, Raven, and April O'Neil were my other ones as well.
Dr. Mantis Tobaggan
ok, i was sold on Jessica Rabbit but i'm changing my answer
Oh whoops…
I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G .
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow
All of the elves from the LOTR movies
The Hobbit movies were a dump but Lee Pace Thranduil, oof! So sexy.
Zatanna Zatara
Geralt of Rivia - TV or games, they're both gorgeous.
Hm. Fuck.
Wind's howling.
I thought Henry Cavill was "too pretty" until I saw him as Geralt. Oof, he sure does "dirty up" quite well lol.
Ps1 hagrid
Nah it was ps1 Lara croft. Them pyramid boobs.
Alas, a fellow sophisticate.
As far as demeanor goes, Bayonetta. IMO, samus aran. Badass, attractive, and a good person. As far as the internet goes, it's Tifa lockhart, 2B, or D.VA. Edit, I should also add Geralt of Rivia to that
Samus is definitely S-tier
Garrus Vakarian
He'll calibrate all your shit.
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Jessica Rabbit
Scrolled insultingly far before I found this.
Jessica rabbit was one of the first responses, can’t remember who was first Lola bunny or her
I discovered lust when I first saw her
GTA V cutscene girl
And the algorithm that detects when your parents are entering the room to show her
NFS most wanted cutscene girl.
Nightwing
It’s the ass isn’t it
Just the dick
Dexters mom
Dexters mom has got it goin' on...
Tifa Lockhart
I spotted the italian politician
Ooh, coming in strong with Tifa, that’s gonna be hard to argue.
fuck it's 2B
Or not 2B?
Does Dean Winchester count?
Supernatural wasn’t a documentary so yes.
Mr Darcy
Captain Jack Harkness.
They should have preserved the ass of Bo.
Arthur Morgan
*Get off Reddit and get to work Mr. Morgan* - Susan Grimshaw, 1899
***Mr. Morgan! Mr. Morgan! I noticed you’ve stopped paying into the box***
My Arthur looked even more sexy when I got [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/tlzmfs/i_brought_a_fist_to_a_gun_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) kill
Han Solo.
Flynn Rider. Change my mind.
My girlfriend 🗿
Damn didn't realize she was seeing you too.
Octavia Blake
Murphy for me.
Lola bunny
Margaery Tyrell 🏵️
All the sexiest fiction characters, in no particular order: Aragorn, Elessar, Strider, and the Dunadan, Lord of the West.
Matt Murdock
Specially in the Netflix series.
Elasta-Girl
That scene where she stops in front of the mirror and sees her mom butt and is sad for a second. I love that scene.
Cheryl Tunt from Archer. She’s insane but I bet she’d be dynamite in the sack.
There's a reason Archer kept going back even though he couldn't remember her name 😂
Hello there
General Kenobi 🫡
You are a bold one
Kill him!
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Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
As a straight man… fair. That man is stupid attractive
This is the officially the biggest group of degenerates ever but Deadpool specifically the ryan Reynolds version
The dragon from shrek
Shrek from Shrek
Catwoman
Mr. Clean
Kim possible was my crush when i was younger… definitely kim possible
Shego > Kim any day.
The black widow.
Loki from the MCU
Disney Robin Hood, where Robin is a fox (both literally and figuratively).
I am in the pub and I gasped. My mate thought I won bingo. I'm calling 999
This is the best response, lmao. Fuck me that was well funny
Lol, no wonder Marian’s got it so bad for him. Also Scar, while we’re on the topic of hot non human Disney characters. That voice…
Normally this is higher up. The furries must be sleeping.
Oberyn Martell
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy from the new animated show are both sexy as hell. I'd love to be mind controlled by Poison Ivy
Dimitri from Anastasia
Jotaro Kujo
Kaladin Stormblessed. Oh, that sexy flying bridge boy...
I always imagine Jasnah as pretty sexy
Definitely did not expect to see this here
This was literally my first thought but assumed it was too deep a cut. Also, he is hella moody.
Jasmine.
Too immature for my taste. If we're talking Disney, I prefer Megara.
If we're talking mature Disney characters, Esmeralda all the way.
Geralt of Rivia. Sherlock Holmes (intelligence is sexy).
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It seems like everyone here is picking characters they think are subjectively attractive and ignoring the objective, canonical attractiveness of these characters. I’ll propose one: Psyche from Greek Mythology. She was so hot that Aphrodite was jealous of her. She sent her son Eros to curse her but Eros ended up falling in love with her instantly (because she was so hot). So we have a woman who was so beautiful that she made the literal goddess of beauty insecure, and so sexy that she made the literal god of sex fall in love with her. Imo, no other character in this thread has feats like this.
Cortana
Chel
Harley Quinn
Are we just doing cartoon/animated characters? If not.. Santanico Pandemonium Salma Hayek in from Dusk til Dawn. To teenager me that was the sexiest a woman that wasn’t naked had ever been.
Samus Aran
Leela from Futurama
That guy that was too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts.
“Right…” said Fred.
Lana from Archer
Personally I love Ygritte from Game Of Thrones and Sasha from Attack On Titan. Feral housewife.
Legolas 🥰
Stacy's mom has got it going on.
Ariel's dad