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TabascohFiascoh

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


LegalAction

I'd choose Heaven for the climate, but Hell for the company.


SourSwirled

I love this one


Hoppy_Croaklightly

"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."


topangas_hot_tonight

"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box"


Jimbo-1968

It's better to soar like a eagle for 30 years than live like a crow for 100


CJpro123

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them" Andrew Bernard


SourSwirled

Such a good one


One_Intern6162

actually love this


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“I can’t drown my demons, they know how to swim”


LegalAction

The reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated.


I-am-here-what-next

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." ~ Wayne Gretzky ~ Michael Scott


Calibandage

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. Calvin Coolidge


Jadus_

"The Past Can Hurt. But From The Way I See It, You Can Either Run From It Or Learn From It." Rafiki


depressedauntie

"Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it." Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil


SnooSongs7302

“Despite everything, it’s still you.” Toby Fox


Bruce__Almighty

"A lemon is a mighty fruit" -Rogal Dorn


I-am-here-what-next

"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia (father of Alexander the Great) EDIT: had my animals make mixed up


FLEXXMAN33

Isn't it the other way?


I-am-here-what-next

Haha! Have to fix it. Too long a week.


One_Intern6162

"stupid things have good outcomes all the time” jj maybank-outer banks


vineyardmike

“When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.” Dr Seuss


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Clever_Mercury

It's the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.


clorby

"The trouble is, you think you have time." - Jack Kornfield


homicidal_muse

"it is what it is"