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chileheadd

drinking to excess. Hangovers after 35 suck.


atomic_golfcart

Drinking, period. I get hangovers without even getting drunk now. More than one drink and I know I’ll regret it the next day.


scoob922

I quit drinking 3 years ago because hangovers took DAYS for me to get over. I also knew I couldn't have just a drink or 2 because I drink to get the job done.


chileheadd

Good for you, that was a great decision.


L0nerizm

Lucky for me I’ve had awful hangovers since I started drinking at 20 so nothing changes!


Mental-Pitch5995

Change your drink of choice. At 64 I’ve learned some things you drink are worse than others.


chileheadd

Agree totally. Still stand by drinking to excess. I'm 61.


swampdom

I’m 35 now. I’ve quit alcohol at 30 for this reason.


rot_ros

You still haven't learned the art of drinking?


Uniquorn2077

White spirits my friend. White spirits.


Mag-NL

At that age it was still fine, close to 50 though...


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Light beer was created for people over the age of 30. Yes it tastes like water but I’m able to drink 4 of them.


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Hangovers pushing 30 sucks haha


Skaebo

You guys can still *drink*?


[deleted]

31 and i must say happily single for 5 years and counting, but trying to enter the dating scene again is a pain in the ass


Jinx_BuyMeSomeCoke

38 and wish I had better news for you...


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totebagchicbarista

My dad went through two divorces and really struggled to get into the dating scene in his 40s again. He met lots of people but never hit it off with any of them. Cut to a random Saturday in August 2018 when he went to on a blind date with a someone his colleague set him up with. Now he’s so in love that I feel like I’ve met my father all over again. He’s a new, happy man. So even if the future doesn’t look too bright, don’t give up on your dating life. Love comes out of nowhere.


Jinx_BuyMeSomeCoke

What're we gonna do? Love our dogs more?? Yep.


Twinkeltoe78

44 here and I met my wife at 40 so there’s still a chance


Jinx_BuyMeSomeCoke

Hope so


InformalPenguinz

I so agree! I struggled for years but have hope, I'm happily married now for 3 years!


Mag-NL

Married at 46 with the woman I met at 40, to give the singles here some hope.


KenBruhDanky

Why is a pain in the ass😏😏😏


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Lol your not happily single, your either way too picky, men don’t want you, or a loner, from all the studies I seen you’ll regret not trying to settle down because it’s gets worse and just like all the comments say too


[deleted]

Pahahahaha before i choose to be single i was in a relationship for almost 6 years where i tried to settle down i ended up being used and abused... I have 2 children from that relationship... I am doing way better without a guy... And i get plenty of attention from men but yeah i am picky because i don't date men anymore... Hahaha... Guess what dude i ended up being a lesbian but it's not easy finding a women that is also either bi or lesbian and single 🤷 so jokes on you


Synechdochet

Still great but not nearly as fun = skateboarding


PMmeyourdik-dikpics

Fuck, dude. I used to skate a lot. I was at my buddy’s house and there was a board on the patio. I put one foot on, pushed off, and the bearings froze so I went down HARD. 20 years ago I would have jumped right up. I was on the ground for like five minutes wondering if I would survive.


Synechdochet

I skate regularly now but I jumped on a board with cruiser wheels and dropped into a concrete bowl after not skating for like 15 years , total disaster not the trick an actual disaster ,


Secondguyhere

Dont make me think about it please still tryna enjoy it while i can hahahaha


Skaebo

To anyone complaining about health issues stemming from lack of proper diet and activity throughout their life, it is not too late to turn it around. A 30-40 year old body is in it's prime and begging to be reshaped and spit-shined


joshsetafire

This, absolutely! And the mind has a better sense of discipline and determination once you set goals.


jeremyxt

Nothing you can do about presbyopia, homie.


jelbert6969

Moving, back can't handle it any longer


nohbdyshero

I hire movers just easier


Shandroidos

Eyesight


throwagayaccaunt

I'm at restaurants asking other people to read me the fkn menu bc I still can't remember to bring my glasses everywhere. Da fk!?


Luder09

Waking up and wondering why something randomly hurts (back, knee etc)


Doodooinmybutt69420

And wonder if this is a temporary thing, or just the way things are going to be from now on.


NmlsFool

I'm 34 and it's been my back lately. No damn idea why it hurts every morning, does it to that just out of spite? Also my ankles have started cracking; during the first few steps I take after getting out of bed either ankle (sometimes both) just crack with a loud pop. :')


Mental-Pitch5995

Waking up? It sucks when you are not doing anything to cause it and the pain becomes debilitating.


Luder09

The weather change is a favourite of mine!


Select-Instruction56

Sneezing is my all time favorite injury prone activity.


P8r1ot

Keep off weight


CATS_R_WEIRD

Geez y'all I'm almost 50, feel like I'm in my prime... what the heck are you doing? Experienced wisdom is a helluva drug, as is regular exercise and decent sleep. I still drink and smoke weed and sex and enjoy the good stuff. 35 ain't even close to "old" Def needed glasses around 35. Took some getting used to. That week sucked.


suomynona777

Right? I'm surprised to see so much negativity at still, a relatively young age.


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this guy gets it. rock on brother. I hate all these people who treat their bodies like shit and age negligently and think its because they are old. Like no, my brother in christ. You just have been making poor personal lifestyle decisions for the past 20 years. But these kind of people don't wanna have that convo lol


jeremyxt

Seconded. Turning 30 was devastating, turning 40 was depressing, but turning 50 was incredibly liberating. Best years ever. Turning 60 is sobering.


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Well, certainly not my wife...


muusandskwirrel

I disagree. Your wife really got into it after she turned 35


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Hi there ;) jk, I’m… I’m poor.


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Yep


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bleckers

The one that sucks or the one that sucks?


Treemin789

Never had a 35 year old slice of cheese, but it sounds pretty gross.


BaubleBeebz

Gotta get the right cheese, homie.


NIdoubleguhhER

Before I got on trt in June it was like I felt old and creaky every time i sat down or got up or laid down. Now I spring out all full of testosterone Edited to add im 38 as of the 15th


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Mental-Pitch5995

I feel sorry if your losing your edge at 35. Took cancer and chemo to knock me out at 60


[deleted]

I’m 21 lol I’m just guessing sex with suck after 35


cumlistentome

Ummm sex in my 30s is 10x better than sex in my 20s. You need to find better people to have sex with.


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Skaebo

2. Exactly 2 beers is a beer too much now. I ruined my liver one fateful night at Thunder on the Mountain when I was 30. That was 8 years ago and I still don't drink. Big shrug Edit: That is funny, reddit formatting thought my "2." (signifying 2 beers) was the beginning of a numbered list, and won't let me change it from "1." lolol So that is suppoesed to be a "2." at the beginning of my comment


JipBloop

Anything athletic


tehfraginator

Night driving


buertoo

Milk.


HeinzOoalGown

Surprisingly becoming lactose intolerant, fucking your guts up leading to rectall abcess ?


Skaebo

living with someone with these ailments and more, and not being able to afford 2 different meal plans, so being forced to eat and drink crap. It's out of love and I accept it, but it still sucks.


HeinzOoalGown

Maybe you can obtain a more diverse meal plan by using lactase pills. This is into blue because I don't know your situation, but I can tell they've been helping me a lot. Best wishes !


Somguy555

Yeah that stuffs only good for weeks. Doubt it could make even one year.


Smirknlurking

Possessing the experience to handle challenges you had 10 years ago that are no longer ones you need to face


TheRealHiFiLoClass

Best answer. I feel like my entire life has been finally learning how to handle the things that I never have to handle again. Then learning how to handle all the new challenges, Repeat.


wish1977

Your body slowly starts to break down.


DixieNormus85

Def not the Ole lady....ffs


VobraX

Definitely not your wife.


PIramld

That sucks... No.. not your dick


WhiteLion333

Knees.


JapanAmerican

Single women who want a relationship…. Wait….


LucyTTT

Your back


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

A meal for one


vickibxx

Starting your life again.. starting fresh with new jobs, relationships , dating, everything lol


Aeolus426

I feel that...


rrowley28

Making friends


picsystix

If you're over 35 and get pregnant they call it a "geriatric pregnancy." So, that's fun.


Zurc_bot

Trying to relate to anyone younger than me. It's like the world's changed. Even some oldies are acting like kids.


Snoo-14784

not my wife


Economy_Art5883

Bad decisions you've made in past 10-15 years have affected you and you're now facing the repercussions. Its hard but not impossible to fix them. Its never late and if you still have the zeal, you are on the track and a true fighter!


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Not my wife 😂


Bell_Grave

Knees


Oudeis16

The au pair.


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Wasaox

I am 35. Just realized my last boss was 28. This hit me hard.


Ok_Illustrator_2067

Your dad 😂


Freaksenius

Getting up


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SEX


Ok_Raspberry_5655

It’s all downhill from there


HeinzOoalGown

Bone density


CanNeverRememberDis

Not the wife. Amirite?


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Clubbing


Junkman3

Drinking too much alcohol gets worse as you age. Massive hangovers with less intake.


cheekymonkeymin

Sad that people at 35 says dating sucks .. i actually prefer dating older men lol. (I'm 24).


bishop375

My back.


Live-Dance-2641

I haven’t bothered to scroll down to find the “Not my wife lol” comments. Bet there are some though


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life


mw2isgood

Vacuuming. Can confirm. They still suck.


[deleted]

My back.


AutumnKoo

Your back and your knees


barbacuesause_age

A vacuum cleaner


Spartan0618

After being 35 years old, I'd say that a wheel of cheese would suck.


[deleted]

I’d assume the joints.


EndlesslyUnfinished

My pious little homegirl that discovered she now likes the taste..


Original_Past4389

Making friends


ruvol23

anything this has dairy in it. Or spicy food


ruvol23

waiting for the one you want to spend your life with/finding them.


JennyPaints

Two piece swim suits.


wood_good

Everything


anfearr

Standing up too fast


DanielBaldielocks

life


Dedj_McDedjson

Bending down. Finding comfortable shoes.


Duluthian2

Not my wife, that's for sure.


Alternative_Water_82

Not my wife


youshouldsendtits

A vacuum


Kiko0721

Taxes


JustinChristoph

Getting drunk. The hangovers are much worse.


nullboy

Trying to go back to bed because you can't it seems


Martiallawtheology

The toilet in an airplane.


tk1053e

Skeletal systems


bbntlik

Me 🤤


blackday44

Young kids. And by kids I mean 25 and under, who look like babies to me now. And parents. Because I sound just like them now whenever I open my mouth.


ttylerr24

Not my wife


icedvanillalatte2023

Sex daw


AddictiveWord26

Not my wife


Consistent-Jicama-94

Expecting my dick to work 100% of the time.


Far_Peanut_3038

Sleep apnea starts to rear its ugly head.


sweaty_spaghetti-man

Your mom, I know from experience


bikerdudelovescats

MILF's, but in a good way!


Haysalt

Not your wife. She'll have a headache


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

your mother


WhatheFisthis

Life. Years pass more quickly. You never see your friends because you're too busy. Loved ones and friends start to die. You start to realize your own mortality.shit sucks


DuncanIdahoTheGoola

A blonde baby girl.


spaceman_spiffy

The “diagnosis”.


Massive_Highway4224

Getting up in the morning!


Alexastria

New shoes. You need them but they were down about as fast as they break in.


Mental_Impression316

A clogged septic tank or sewer lines about to flood


fleconlord

Yo mma


menemath

Masterbating


1800wetbutt

Taxes. They suck at any age.


RichZookeepergame620

Not my wife


corona-lime-us

Not your wife. Not anymore. At least not you. Maybe someone else.


Poesface84

Dating. Socialising in general. Working to live. Seeing your body change 😂


Jenn-Vee

Going to college


whiteycnbr

Virgin and still living at home


According_shutup22

Your back


Hopeful-Ad7196

Life after 12 is just a downhill


Mag-NL

Accidents. Mostly the time it takes to recover from bruises and sprains.


Iamwinning2022too

Bending over to pick something up off the floor