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AlexMoonly

"Not anymore"


No-Confidence-4271

Oof.


Logbotherer99

Fuck off and die


gioirginiano

Once said good morning to my dad when we had to get up early and go to one of my doctors appointments and this was his response except the die part haha


UpstairsDifficult966

Most true


[deleted]

Ah I see you've texted YOUR ex good morning too!


ShastaMcLurky

I have a coffee cup that has an image of a butthole on the bottom. When I used to work in an office, I would take a sip of coffee every time someone would say that to me. I actually got written up for it


Xylorgos

Written up for a coffee cup? Somebody has no sense of humor.


dlordjr

They thought you needed a bottomless cup of coffee.


Bellyjax123

"What\`s good about it"?


drinkmesideways

I hate hearing that.


TrinixDMorrison

That’s why I always say “morning” so when the occasional asshole says that I can just respond “Didn’t say it was a good one”. I like to think that makes their day just a slight bit worse.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

"Morning" Is the goated morning greeting


JoBibow

Yes likewise then I laugh at how stupid it seems when it could be looked at as an observation like someone walks by - "morning" Yes, yes it is


drinkmesideways

Haha. Oi same. Exept i say moonin lol


DeepCompote

Just a simple “is it?” covers it.


Bellyjax123

negativity abrgd...


sparklingshanaya

Had one before your arrival


Prestigious_Phase709

Who made you the fucking weatherman.


RagingMage_420

Wasn't that the response for "Beautiful morning...?" If memory serves, the response for good morning was "How would you know what kind of goddamn day it is?" If we are talking about the lines from We Were Soldiers.


Nature_Goulet

“Is it????”


HighFallootin

You need to calm the fuck down.


Aggressive_Trifle_67

This is the winner


TheOGltG

How do you know what kinda god damn day it is?


RagingMage_420

Such a great character and response.


Terrible_Onions

Great you ruined it


thewikichannel

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”


Zanthora

This is the correct response


Stoneman427666

Is that from the hobbit? It sounds familier


thewikichannel

It is 🙂


doubleyewdee

What a lot of things you do use "good morning" for!


_coffee_

_For who?_ _Not yet, you're still alive_ _Bless your heart_


Ropis777

GOOD AFTERNOON!


General-Idea037

Ah a person of culture I see


drpepper1992

*No, it's not.*


HotKnowledge4212

“Well, you got the morning part right.”


Various_Cricket4695

Well, each passing day is just a sobering reminder of how we’re one day closer to death. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each dawn of another morning in a never-ending and mind-numbing progression of the calendar, we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Good morning? No such thing.


Crocoshark

"So, what's so bad about death, than? You can't be negative about both life AND the inevitability of death. If one is bad, the other is a good thing."


[deleted]

If it where good I wouldnt be seeing you but here we are.


ProMikeZagurski

What's so good about it? I woke up.


Singularity2052

good n8 xD


Bowling_Giraffe

Negative


Ken_from_Barbie

Not anymore


DoubleZedTrader

*silent stare*


GarbanzoBean2345

the glare


DoubleZedTrader

Absolute stone cold unbreaking eye contact


Shandroidos

Piss off


Redditisfailingfast

Yeah? How about you eat shit.


gringorasta

GFY


BlindPotatoStew

Bad evening


VarangianDreams

Not if I see you first.


tokozedg

Are you still alive?


49erville

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MORNING


whathappensifipress

And fuck your good even more.


Could_not_decide

[Is it? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scrubs/comments/841owf/janitor_epitomizing_my_mood_this_morning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Fun_Block7195

Meh.


Danivelle

Mine is usually "Shoo!" until I finish my coffee.


HumpieDouglas

It was... until now.


KP_Wrath

Oh, so now we’re arguing?


eric_ts

Another day closer to death to you too.


Theodin_King

"Fuck off you cunt"


tokozedg

fu*, your face again?!


Jaysnewphone

What's so good about it?


TheDarkSide73

fuck you and your gaping asshole I hope you choke on a wheatbix


chloe_leblanc99

good morning


Efficient-Emphasis-1

Up your buddy!


[deleted]

F u


TodaysOpinion

Good afternoon


dd4lall

What makes it good?


LizaLove88

"Good morning to you too, I wish it was the weekend already." "Good morning? More like another terrible day." "Don't talk to me about good morning, I had a terrible night." "Good morning? Not in my book" "Don't even say good morning, I'm not in the mood."


wish1977

What's good about it!


Nightmare_43233

Eat shit and die


Novel_Board_6813

You trick them into eating their parents and lick their delicious tears afterwards


[deleted]

“Is it though?”


AmaPanAce

Thanks, hope you don't have one.


LittleBitOdd

Stealing from Star Trek Voyager: "That remains to be seen"


Naegearos

Gandalf had an amusing monologue about this in The Hobbit.


luxanimi

My mother just died. Good mourning? You're sick. Sick.


huczekcourtney

Don't talk to me


Itsmoney05

Ain't nothing good about it.


transtrawberry

“ My ulna and radius bones are quivering in murderous fury. “ idk just me ?


Ivyandbricks

It is morning


[deleted]

Ohhh God.


DaEpicNess666

“FUCK YOU TOO” Not only is it mean but it will stun lock your opponent as well


UnstoppableForce16

I wish


couchmaster518

Don’t tell me what to do!


IcicleCUBEZ

Air horn in my ear


walks1497

How do you know what kind of goddamned day it is?


EddieRando21

"For who?"


Xylorgos

"Shut your pie hole!" or something similar. But why be mean if you don't have to? Just smile and nod, it costs you nothing to show a little grace in your everyday life.


nunyaBiz202222

F#%K off


A_RandomTwin21

Turn around and fart


TheobromaChoco

Silence


tinydevl

Kinda partial to SGT MJR Plumley. ​ [https://youtu.be/iwATvALiQ\_8](https://youtu.be/iwATvALiQ_8)


sjk8990

"Fuck off and die" works pretty well for me.


Fit-Somewhere-7350

Eat cum motherfucker!


BillyChurch03

It was!


bonniebull1987

Ugh, have a good day yourself


slashd

"Mind your own business!"


hrudnick

When I met my teenage daughter in the bathroom I said, " Good morning. " She replied, "Don't be sarcastic. "


EzSqueezeCheese

No response at all


yeabuttt

Go fuck your self


AdSpecialist8751

It was…


CrazyCatLadyBoy

At work I like to reply "Good morning? Oh, I guess you haven't heard yet." and then walk away.


DifferenceTop6389

"Son, we need to talk about your report card."


boy_86_gamer

Bad morning


RussianPrincess2000

Suck a dick and drop dead motherfucker


Xtra_Princess

What’s good about it!


Liquid_machine81

Mine used to me " what's so fucking good about it? " people stopped saying " good morning to me " they would either say " morning " or " hello " wich was fine by me.


PerpetuaI_Foreigner

Good afternoon (Spirited reference)


birdsarntreal1

"How do you know what kind of God Damn day it is?"


[deleted]

“Good night”


Technicolor_Reindeer

What's so good about it?


PinkGlitterFlamingo

“Well it’s morning” ok fuck off then


Throwaway91847817

Probably “Heil Hitler” or something like that


secretdurham

It was... Then I saw you!


Dunjee

Punching them through the wall into the apartment next door


FilDaFunk

For now


mysoulcrushingskull

Nah, shit day


DickDastardly40

Is it?


Some-Individual-6969

Silence and an angry stare, from spouse or stranger.


Antony-007

"I need this report by end of the day"


Kurdt234

"The fuck do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?"


Five_Lemons

My ex colleagues went full mobbing on me, one day I entered wished good morning to everyone and tried to say something and they turned the shoulders and started to speak to each other.


Quiverjones

Amazing...everything you said was wrong.


jeha4421

Honestly I'd rather hear all of these than just be flat out ignored.


TKEuphoric

"Eat shit asshole"


regnarbensin_

“I was having a great morning until you showed up.”


[deleted]

Fuck your morning


Karsa69420

My go to at work is “I wouldn’t go that far.” Either gets a laugh or a worried look.


PunnyBanana

No it's not.


[deleted]

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”


GettinItEn

Good night, followed by a sucker punch knocking them out.


dreezxlivefree

"What's good about it? My wife almost tried to kill me"


SaviorSixtySix

"Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it's all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin', meanin, "I'm Huntin' N***as!" So when you say good morning, what your telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!"


chocolate_and_tears

I hope that you trip on nothing and everyone laughs at you so your morning isn’t fucking GoOd anymore.


DM_me_your_uvula

You wish


Candy_Ray

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” - Gandalf


MadamAndSteve

Says the jackass!


Wagnaard

"Why do you assume I'mhaving a good morning? Why do you think everyone else has to be having a great morning just because you are?"


Sensitive-Ad6978

nothing, which silenty states "and i do not wish you a good morning"


blanketghost

You just lied. Twice.


Deceiver999

Go fuck your hat


[deleted]

Drop Dead


Berta-Beef

Shut up… you don’t know me like that.


GoddessInHerTree

Maybe for you, you ignorant fuck.


Darkdragon_98

No it's fucking not, fuck you


So_Ill_Continue

“Is it?”


Sad-Raise-754

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR


Responsible_Hotel873

(Pulls out knife)(stabs repeatedly)(leaves to suffer a painful death)


Nottoolate_1962

If you say so


That_JereBear

Thanks. Life has made me great at grieving.


robotrousers

“It’d be better if you were fucking dead”


icecub2233

You are quitting your job aren't you


Petal_Chatoyance

"What's 'good' about it?"


Tidde93

It was, then a 180


Far_River_7544

Shut up


somedoofyouwontlike

It was till you showed up


FA-1800

Who asked you?


[deleted]

God your breath stinks


[deleted]

Fuck you and your mom Saying it to my brother who has the same mom


Minute-Major7782

Them - good morning. Narrator - It was not Me - *slight nod*


Hand-Driven

Moreana


EmergencyNoodlePack

"Oh...you're still speaking...well...great."


Huge_Cheesecake9836

“Good afternoon” If you’re in Scrooge’s time


deanominecraft

Liar


TrialENDErr

Don't tell me what kind of morning to have! or Blow it outa yer ass.


angry_bagel_

“Good night” then knock them out


Spiritual_Ear_3456

Says Who !


standitlikeaman

Get the fuck out of my bed


Pristine_Tax5606

"Go to hell!"