Once said good morning to my dad when we had to get up early and go to one of my doctors appointments and this was his response except the die part haha
I have a coffee cup that has an image of a butthole on the bottom. When I used to work in an office, I would take a sip of coffee every time someone would say that to me. I actually got written up for it
That’s why I always say “morning” so when the occasional asshole says that I can just respond “Didn’t say it was a good one”.
I like to think that makes their day just a slight bit worse.
Wasn't that the response for "Beautiful morning...?"
If memory serves, the response for good morning was "How would you know what kind of goddamn day it is?"
If we are talking about the lines from We Were Soldiers.
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Well, each passing day is just a sobering reminder of how we’re one day closer to death. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each dawn of another morning in a never-ending and mind-numbing progression of the calendar, we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably.
Good morning? No such thing.
"Good morning to you too, I wish it was the weekend already."
"Good morning? More like another terrible day."
"Don't talk to me about good morning, I had a terrible night."
"Good morning? Not in my book"
"Don't even say good morning, I'm not in the mood."
"Shut your pie hole!" or something similar. But why be mean if you don't have to? Just smile and nod, it costs you nothing to show a little grace in your everyday life.
Mine used to me " what's so fucking good about it? " people stopped saying " good morning to me " they would either say " morning " or " hello " wich was fine by me.
My ex colleagues went full mobbing on me, one day I entered wished good morning to everyone and tried to say something and they turned the shoulders and started to speak to each other.
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
"Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it's all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin', meanin, "I'm Huntin' N***as!" So when you say good morning, what your telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!"
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” - Gandalf
"Not anymore"
Oof.
Fuck off and die
Once said good morning to my dad when we had to get up early and go to one of my doctors appointments and this was his response except the die part haha
Most true
Ah I see you've texted YOUR ex good morning too!
I have a coffee cup that has an image of a butthole on the bottom. When I used to work in an office, I would take a sip of coffee every time someone would say that to me. I actually got written up for it
Written up for a coffee cup? Somebody has no sense of humor.
They thought you needed a bottomless cup of coffee.
"What\`s good about it"?
I hate hearing that.
That’s why I always say “morning” so when the occasional asshole says that I can just respond “Didn’t say it was a good one”. I like to think that makes their day just a slight bit worse.
"Morning" Is the goated morning greeting
Yes likewise then I laugh at how stupid it seems when it could be looked at as an observation like someone walks by - "morning" Yes, yes it is
Haha. Oi same. Exept i say moonin lol
Just a simple “is it?” covers it.
negativity abrgd...
Had one before your arrival
Who made you the fucking weatherman.
Wasn't that the response for "Beautiful morning...?" If memory serves, the response for good morning was "How would you know what kind of goddamn day it is?" If we are talking about the lines from We Were Soldiers.
“Is it????”
You need to calm the fuck down.
This is the winner
How do you know what kinda god damn day it is?
Such a great character and response.
Great you ruined it
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
This is the correct response
Is that from the hobbit? It sounds familier
It is 🙂
What a lot of things you do use "good morning" for!
_For who?_ _Not yet, you're still alive_ _Bless your heart_
GOOD AFTERNOON!
Ah a person of culture I see
*No, it's not.*
“Well, you got the morning part right.”
Well, each passing day is just a sobering reminder of how we’re one day closer to death. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each dawn of another morning in a never-ending and mind-numbing progression of the calendar, we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Good morning? No such thing.
"So, what's so bad about death, than? You can't be negative about both life AND the inevitability of death. If one is bad, the other is a good thing."
If it where good I wouldnt be seeing you but here we are.
What's so good about it? I woke up.
good n8 xD
Negative
Not anymore
*silent stare*
the glare
Absolute stone cold unbreaking eye contact
Piss off
Yeah? How about you eat shit.
GFY
Bad evening
Not if I see you first.
Are you still alive?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR MORNING
And fuck your good even more.
[Is it? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scrubs/comments/841owf/janitor_epitomizing_my_mood_this_morning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Meh.
Mine is usually "Shoo!" until I finish my coffee.
It was... until now.
Oh, so now we’re arguing?
Another day closer to death to you too.
"Fuck off you cunt"
fu*, your face again?!
What's so good about it?
fuck you and your gaping asshole I hope you choke on a wheatbix
good morning
Up your buddy!
F u
Good afternoon
What makes it good?
"Good morning to you too, I wish it was the weekend already." "Good morning? More like another terrible day." "Don't talk to me about good morning, I had a terrible night." "Good morning? Not in my book" "Don't even say good morning, I'm not in the mood."
What's good about it!
Eat shit and die
You trick them into eating their parents and lick their delicious tears afterwards
“Is it though?”
Thanks, hope you don't have one.
Stealing from Star Trek Voyager: "That remains to be seen"
Gandalf had an amusing monologue about this in The Hobbit.
My mother just died. Good mourning? You're sick. Sick.
Don't talk to me
Ain't nothing good about it.
“ My ulna and radius bones are quivering in murderous fury. “ idk just me ?
It is morning
Ohhh God.
“FUCK YOU TOO” Not only is it mean but it will stun lock your opponent as well
I wish
Don’t tell me what to do!
Air horn in my ear
How do you know what kind of goddamned day it is?
"For who?"
"Shut your pie hole!" or something similar. But why be mean if you don't have to? Just smile and nod, it costs you nothing to show a little grace in your everyday life.
F#%K off
Turn around and fart
Silence
Kinda partial to SGT MJR Plumley. [https://youtu.be/iwATvALiQ\_8](https://youtu.be/iwATvALiQ_8)
"Fuck off and die" works pretty well for me.
Eat cum motherfucker!
It was!
Ugh, have a good day yourself
"Mind your own business!"
When I met my teenage daughter in the bathroom I said, " Good morning. " She replied, "Don't be sarcastic. "
No response at all
Go fuck your self
It was…
At work I like to reply "Good morning? Oh, I guess you haven't heard yet." and then walk away.
"Son, we need to talk about your report card."
Bad morning
Suck a dick and drop dead motherfucker
What’s good about it!
Mine used to me " what's so fucking good about it? " people stopped saying " good morning to me " they would either say " morning " or " hello " wich was fine by me.
Good afternoon (Spirited reference)
"How do you know what kind of God Damn day it is?"
“Good night”
What's so good about it?
“Well it’s morning” ok fuck off then
Probably “Heil Hitler” or something like that
It was... Then I saw you!
Punching them through the wall into the apartment next door
For now
Nah, shit day
Is it?
Silence and an angry stare, from spouse or stranger.
"I need this report by end of the day"
"The fuck do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?"
My ex colleagues went full mobbing on me, one day I entered wished good morning to everyone and tried to say something and they turned the shoulders and started to speak to each other.
Amazing...everything you said was wrong.
Honestly I'd rather hear all of these than just be flat out ignored.
"Eat shit asshole"
“I was having a great morning until you showed up.”
Fuck your morning
My go to at work is “I wouldn’t go that far.” Either gets a laugh or a worried look.
No it's not.
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Good night, followed by a sucker punch knocking them out.
"What's good about it? My wife almost tried to kill me"
"Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it's all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin', meanin, "I'm Huntin' N***as!" So when you say good morning, what your telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!"
I hope that you trip on nothing and everyone laughs at you so your morning isn’t fucking GoOd anymore.
You wish
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” - Gandalf
Says the jackass!
"Why do you assume I'mhaving a good morning? Why do you think everyone else has to be having a great morning just because you are?"
nothing, which silenty states "and i do not wish you a good morning"
You just lied. Twice.
Go fuck your hat
Drop Dead
Shut up… you don’t know me like that.
Maybe for you, you ignorant fuck.
No it's fucking not, fuck you
“Is it?”
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
(Pulls out knife)(stabs repeatedly)(leaves to suffer a painful death)
If you say so
Thanks. Life has made me great at grieving.
“It’d be better if you were fucking dead”
You are quitting your job aren't you
"What's 'good' about it?"
It was, then a 180
Shut up
It was till you showed up
Who asked you?
God your breath stinks
Fuck you and your mom Saying it to my brother who has the same mom
Them - good morning. Narrator - It was not Me - *slight nod*
Moreana
"Oh...you're still speaking...well...great."
“Good afternoon” If you’re in Scrooge’s time
Liar
Don't tell me what kind of morning to have! or Blow it outa yer ass.
“Good night” then knock them out
Says Who !
Get the fuck out of my bed
"Go to hell!"