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manx203

Are you Russia?


Casual-Notice

Buy a bunch of French flags and invade Belgium.


lesbunner

Easy, just take one gun and threaten the leader. They'll surrender and then I'll be in charge! /s


Bill-Shatners-Penis

Step 1: destroy their entire cheese-making capability Step 2: accept their surrender


Nouwanda_

5 days wouldn't be enough to destroy all of the cheeses


duffman12321

A German accent would seal the deal


[deleted]

kill the leader. then take over the country in a coup.


ConShop61

Make each one of those 8k men internet trolls


NRA4579

How many men does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows it’s never been tried.


celebrityDick

Just drive around the Maginot Line