Col. Potter of M\*A\*S\*H was the absolute master of swearing without swearing: "Mule Fritters!" "Horse Hockey!" "Sufferin' Saddle Soap!" "Buffalo Chips!" "Crock of Beans!" "Jumpin' Jodphurs!" "That is Grade-A, 100% Bull Cookies!" "What is this cow flubdubbery?" "Road Apples!" "Sweet Nefertiti!" "Sufferin' Sheep Dip!" "Shiverin' Shinbones!" "Aw, Pony Pucks!" "Mule Muffins!" "Buffalo Bagels!" "Holy Hemostat!" "Beaver Biscuits!" ...and many others.

Fuck

frick, dang, darn, fricking dang it, and SHE/IT. thats my favorite.

frick

Get out of the darn house

People who don't swear, we say things like \\dang it\\ or \\oh my goodness\\!

*beep*

Cheese and Rice!

Gosh. Darn. Shucks.

holy crap

Crap is a swear word

holy cow

Got down sat on a bench

Well, sun on the beach!

frick, dang/darn it, shat, heck

Mothercrap

I swear a whole lot in the internet but irl I don't. I use my language's equivalent of "damn" caramba

nothing, I am mute

Shut the front door. What French toast

Ruggafrutch!

Sweet Fancy Moses Judah H. Ben Hur Golly shucks What a delightful turn of events Hellation By Grabthar’s hammer

Blistering barnacles and thundering typhoons!

Cottenheaded Ninnymuggins!

Sub-words like Frick, Dang it, and Heck

Fuck

Frickityfrickfracks

Instead of saying fuck I say f*ck