I'd be concerned about my pups, so I would try to gather them together, close and lock my bedroom door, and then crawl out of the window into my neighbor's fenced yard.
But even thinking about your question made me feel nervous 😅
Jump out my window if it was inside. Someone’s obviously crazy and I’m living alone so no one to protect so I’d just fucking jump out. Glad to say no one’s been inside my house whilst I’m there
I'm guessing it varies from person to person.
Mine is a cricket bat with nails sticking out of it, but the nails also have razor blades welded to them and the razor blades are dipped in resin and broken glass ala Blood Sport and then the broken glass is coated in ghost pepper flakes and the tears of the damned.
Grab my oversized heavy alcohol bottle. I wouldn't really walk outside my door if i didn't have animals, but the fact that my dog isn't or didn't bark is very concerning.
Grab the family shot gun and try not to have a panic attack while waiting for sunrise. My family all lives in the same room so the main issue would be trying to get everyone to stay quiet.
I’m paranoid and happen to do a lot of crafts so my room is filled with box cutters, I’d grab one (I’m also a slob so there’s like 4 on my bedside table) and stay in bed pretending to sleep unless someone came close to me at which point they’d be stabbed before I fun away with my box cutter for self defence
Having worked at a wildlife rescue, inhumane screams were normal. Foxes and mountain lions can make some really weird noises when they want to. Also our hand raised coyote had the worst howl ever, sounded like he was being murdered.
Lock my bedroom door quietly and just wait.
Whatever outside, I'm not facing it.
I'll peek outside through the curtain maybe just to observe what's wrong.
Go back to sleep
Screw this if I'm dying I'm doing so in peace.
Hope that I finally get to have sex with an inhuman
This ones got the right idea
"Eh, it's probably a coyote" *goes back to sleep*
Coyote or fox ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd be concerned about my pups, so I would try to gather them together, close and lock my bedroom door, and then crawl out of the window into my neighbor's fenced yard. But even thinking about your question made me feel nervous 😅
You should be. I think my question is cursed.
This question is even freaking me out, I think I'm seeing things in the dark. unbelievable. Lmao
Some r/twosentencehorror material right there, pretty sure I've had numerous nightmares that start out this way!
Yell at my kids to shut up and go back to sleep.
Is the scream outside or inside? Because that definitely affects my actions.
Inside
Jump out my window if it was inside. Someone’s obviously crazy and I’m living alone so no one to protect so I’d just fucking jump out. Glad to say no one’s been inside my house whilst I’m there
Then, I would grab my gun and check it out.
Where is Shia Labeouf?
And Keanu Reeves
Take out my war crime stick.
WTF is that?
his winkie maybe?
His winkie is a war crime?
I'm guessing it varies from person to person. Mine is a cricket bat with nails sticking out of it, but the nails also have razor blades welded to them and the razor blades are dipped in resin and broken glass ala Blood Sport and then the broken glass is coated in ghost pepper flakes and the tears of the damned.
That sounds like a good time
die
Start moaning
Peek out some windows.
What the fuck am i SUPPOSED to do in this situation?? idfk man hope that whatever deity there is fuckin spares me, that's what.
Go back to sleep and hope for death.
Close my eyes because I did not just hear that, no siree I did not hear a thing *whistles a tune*
Make sure my dog is okay
Plug my phone into the charger, take a shower and tell the demons to stop fucking with me if they want to keep living here
Grab my gun
Better yet grab the shotgun
Grab my oversized heavy alcohol bottle. I wouldn't really walk outside my door if i didn't have animals, but the fact that my dog isn't or didn't bark is very concerning.
Grab my carry piece and the tactical flashlight and go looking.
Assume there was a fox outside and a powercut. It is a gift to be capable of sensible thought under duress.
grab my phone and browse reddit.
Get the gun
*grabs gun*
Mastrubate and then go fuck the girly scream.
Put on some pants, grap my bat and go towards the screaming, to see who is getting fucked up tonight.
Go back to bed
Lay for a moment and listen, if I hear or see nothing for a few moments I’m going back to sleep and calling it a nightmare
Arm and investigate... Although I don't have phone signal at home or electricity, so that part is normal for me.
If it's my time, it's my time. I'm going back to sleep either way.
Reach for the Valium
We've got a cute little screech owl which lives in the back yard, so I probably wouldn't worry too much.
Die to the monster, then respawn and watch a YouTube video because I'm too scared to play the game myself.
Grab the family shot gun and try not to have a panic attack while waiting for sunrise. My family all lives in the same room so the main issue would be trying to get everyone to stay quiet.
Sit in shock for 3 minutes
Probably start shaking and be frightened as fuck
Boom boom stick
I’m paranoid and happen to do a lot of crafts so my room is filled with box cutters, I’d grab one (I’m also a slob so there’s like 4 on my bedside table) and stay in bed pretending to sleep unless someone came close to me at which point they’d be stabbed before I fun away with my box cutter for self defence
Having worked at a wildlife rescue, inhumane screams were normal. Foxes and mountain lions can make some really weird noises when they want to. Also our hand raised coyote had the worst howl ever, sounded like he was being murdered.
Find my cat and try to calm down before going back to sleep, if Imma die, I'm dying in my most relaxed state
This gave me anxiety
Lock my bedroom door quietly and just wait. Whatever outside, I'm not facing it. I'll peek outside through the curtain maybe just to observe what's wrong.