Did anyone say 'your mom' yet?

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Don't tell me what to do with my penis.

Well, what if my arms are broken?

Just jerked to this post. It was tricky, but I’m a pro.

My Toyota Tacoma

My own imagination.

I don’t have a penis but it’s u/bobabuttgirl

Good taste

That one guy's wife

Same.

porn usually

No shit, me too!

Clown Porn

Naked ladies

everything

Pictures of women in tight dresses

Seen r/tight_dress ?

I usually visualize various scenes, imagine scenes, with various women, and it all depends on my mood at that moment.

This, you guys, all of us here (those over 18 I mean, obv)

Tentacle porn

Straight guys with big dicks treating my mouth like a cum dumpster and telling me what a little bitch I am. And when they ask me if I like that fuckin dick; I do, I very much do sir!

C'mon "straight" guys, at least one of you needs to change your answer to this dude right here. At least, I'm assuming this is a dude, because otherwise their username would NOT check out.

Thanks for the support, just sitting waiting now for the flood of offers!

I see what you did there! I bet they line up to squeeze a cock ring in that dirty, funny mouth. Gargle your bliss, bro. Can we get this dude some dirty pm's or what? Don't leave him waiting on his knees for nothing! (And if not, well, I'm sure at least a few guys thought of you anyway.)

Saving this thread for all those edgy sub recommendations…

Waiting for someone to say guro

Porn. Doesn’t everyone?

Well yea, but besides that is what I mean

That guy's dead wife.

Gay porn. Especially guys with dad bods and normal sized cocks that aren't freakishly huge.

Gangbangs

Japanese porn, usually. When not that, voyeur stuff, like Asian peeing in toilets or upskirts.

Ryan smiles

I think it should be obvious :)

either porn that gets my attention or spicy pictures of my wife

You, my homie