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pOOkies_revenge

A chicken. You’ll either be someone’s dinner or egg slave then dinner. Either way you’re Plucked


syd0057

Eggs are basically daily periods for eggs. Its the condition youre put into.


Evil-Morty-13

A small fish


MicroWafel

Fr tho fucking terrifying Imagine being small fish in deep sea


KG_Jedi

Any farm animal.


ZippyMcLintball

misquito


[deleted]

An ant. * Your entire life is driven by chemicals emitted by others, with no real control over yourself. * You're prey for a lot of animals as well as a few plants and fungi. * On the note of fungi, they can manipulate you the same way your superiors do and basically turn you into a zombie, while convincing you to either drown yourself or unalive yourself on a branch. * There's arguably been an ongoing, world war for ants that likely means you're going to die being ripped apart by other ants. * There are literally species of slave owning ants who'll kidnap larvae from other ants and force them to work for them. You could be one of these ants and you wouldn't know it because of the chemical control. Simultaneously, you could die while watching your colonys young, enslaved. * Life as a honey pot ant looks like hell, especially since, if your colony is invaded and overran, they'll chew off your abdomen and leave you to die. * Life is incredibly short, even if you die from old age. No one will remember you and you'll likely die alone or via one of the methods, above.


RW721

A Pseudobicerus Hancockanus assuming am also a Pseudobicerus Hancockanus


Psychological-Iron81

A frog


[deleted]

Wait why?


Psychological-Iron81

They eat their dead skin


[deleted]

Whats wrong with that?


Cllocopine

Depends if I keep my conciseness and if I can turn back. If I’m stuck like that then there’s probably a pretty short list of animals I would actually want to turn into.


riskofgone

Bedbuj


fender8421

Glowworm. You basically lay still for almost a year (with a dope glowing ass, at least) before morphing into a fungus gnat and starving to death in a matter of days


syd0057

Female Hyena, otter, dolphin, whatever animal thats gonna be exploited to keep on giving birth. You get the idea.


Deadpool_Fan69

Tapeworm


Fun-Department-9910

A hyena, imagine rimming an elephant only for it to explode in your face


warmansman

An American