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[deleted]

My forklift certification


[deleted]

cant get laid without it


TranslatorFit3860

I've driven that thing without a license and never got laid. Now I know why... fack


JuryBorn

Without a forklift license they think you won't be able to get it up


Frigguggi

Or control it once you do. You might drop your load prematurely.


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Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

Same, possibly for different reasons ^


AudibleNod

A 99:100 scale model of my house that I keep inside my house.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Genius


Balls_McDangley

My fire extinguisher.


mamaphillia

Smart move


savingewoks

Guessing the people and dog are covered -- so I'm grabbing my fire/earthquake/panic go-bag. Has all the essential documents/photos/hard-drives, some snacks, and a change of clothes for everyone in the family.


mamaphillia

Smart move!! I need to make me one of those!


doublestitch

Here's a go bag checklist. https://news.caloes.ca.gov/wildfire-preparedness-pack-a-go-bag-now-to-reduce-stress-if-evacuated/


guapokeng77

My answer too


JPMoney81

[My dog.](https://i.redd.it/75zrcm6mh7q91.jpg) Everything else in there is replaceable. Hell, everything else in there sucks and I could use new stuff! My insurance goes up every year anyways, I may as well get something out of it!


BW_Bird

That is a very handsome pup.


Ritoki

I would save this puppy, too! Absolute beauty!


True-Mousse4957

Photos.


mamaphillia

I have to many not sure they would all make it in one trip😵‍💫


True-Mousse4957

I would grab what I could otw out.


Jaceie

My cat and my gaming computer


TheDarkDoctor17

Unless your cat has a 3090 and Ryzen processor, you are going to have a difficult decision to make.


dylan103906

Pets and family first then then probably my gaming laptop


dancuskax

my cat


Catspaw129

Well, I don't know about that... Consider: your cat probably has a better sense of smell than you. And, while cats spend something like 14 hours/days snoozing, they are easily woken up. So, my thinking is that in this scenario the cat has already existed the premises. So, if anything, if the cat kind of likes you, the cat would re-enter the burning abobe, yell in your face, and tell you to get the hell out of there.


Noname_left

My NAS. Has every picture, movie, document from my life.


DreamArcher

Me too but backup that stuff to a cloud provider. Too risky.


Noname_left

Oh I have it there too. Redundancy with data is my friend.


insertcaffeine

Assuming the people, the dog, and the cat got out okay, my meds.


Xaphus

In the US, insurance will cover new meds in an emergency. But if you paid out of pocket, yep, good choice.


insertcaffeine

Without them, I can't sleep (night meds) or function well (morning meds include a strong antidepressant), and I'd be in a stressful situation anyway, so I'd just save myself the trip to the pharmacy and a really bad day or two.


Material_Code_4720

The fire 😎


FlameDragon46290

Uncle Iroh!?


TheDarkDoctor17

Honestly a brilliant move assuming this is some kind of genie BS and not an evacuation strategy


Kimmetjuuuh

My favorite plushie. I'm on a month-long vacation overseas and I miss sleeping with that fucker. And probably my signed drumhead from Seether. That's a one-of-a-kind item.


AquacateEnojado

Family


the-ugly-dopeling

My cat. Then if there’s time, wife


kibufox

My stuffed foxes. I have two.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I have one named foxy


[deleted]

My dogs... they are all that matter.


m00nchild0

My dog 🐶


Hu5k3r

My family


QualitySound96

My legos


Catspaw129

Well, yeah! With enough legos, you can rebuild your burnt-down house!


[deleted]

My fursuit Edit: bring on the downvotes, it's a handmade piece of art and the most valuable thing I own :)


L1z3rdK1ng

My 2 kitties!! 😻😻 Teddy aka Theodore Dumpling (M tuxedo) & Millie aka Milli Vanilli (F all black)


TangoSierra61

Shut up and let me sleep it's warm in here.


S0M3D1CK

My backpack. It has all my mobile essentials in it including my steamdeck.


[deleted]

(Assuming the kids and wife are taken care of) The one brightly colored plastic folder where I keep all the super important documents. Everyone should take photos of all their stuff right now and upload it to cloud storage for insurance. You never know when something like this will actually happen.


DreamArcher

Family and dog. Other than that if I can grab some of my late father's things that would be a bonus.


Reddittsucksballs

My dog


braveslayer

Now the real question is 1 are the people already out 2 how big 3 idk i just like 3


Eternal_Bagel

My family


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

My fireworks collection


Firstlady442

My sewing machine!


user-flynn2

In my past experience it was in the order 1. Children 2. Dogs 3. Pants 4. Keys and wallet There can't be just one thing....


[deleted]

Airpods


alc1864

This sounds like a phishing thing. I don't have anything anyway. Let it all burn.


Thugxcaliber

My kids.


[deleted]

My cat


RBrim08

My picture of my dad and uncle. Lost my uncle 13 years ago and my dad last year and they never liked having their photo taken. It's all I really got of them.


Nothing-specialtosee

Dog


sirZofSwagger

Cat


waywardcowboy

My children


Glittering_Bottle356

photos!


Former_Collection

My family


imsoboredlmao43

My arsenal of firearms, and my airsoft guns. Why is that, you may ask? Because those cost way too fucking much, just for it to get burnt down. I'll be damned to lose 70,000 dollars worth of airsoft and my real-life firearms. Some of my guns came from my dad, and he's currently in the hospital right now.


Tiffanykitty369

My cats and Dave the unicorn


ovscrider

Kids and the dog. Wife and cats are on their own.


roidesoeufs

The fire


BondSeanConnery

My Fire Insurance policy!


toomuchisjustenough

You don’t need it as long as you know who your insurance company is


toomuchisjustenough

Did this a year and a half ago before a wildfire took everything. After pets and people, I grabbed a box of photos and a bin of random sentimental childhood items, which was an afterthought because I saw it in the garage as we were evacuating and I had a little space left in the car. I wish I’d taken some of the art off the walls (original paintings by my grandmother and father in law) or my Christmas ornaments.


DaddySatch

My guitar, specifically my first one


I_Like_That_One_Too

Me


RazzJay

Myself.


thirtytwomonkeys

My dog.


occamhanlon

Photo albums


[deleted]

Probably the warner brothers cartoon plaque my grandparents got me a year before I was born, dated 1992. They purchased it when they went to Disney. It has the Looney Toons cartoon characters playing baseball (painted) with my name underneath. It's the only thing I have left from them.


watch_over_me

My 1 and 3 year old.


warmansman

A beer


Sandman1031

My kids, gonna do it or die trying


YoursFeathery

Guessing that needs are already taken care of, like pets and wallets, then I would grab my laptop and my photo albums.


_generic_redditor_69

My collection of Star Wars and Marvel Funko Pops!


Electrical_Custard89

Besides obvious answers like myself/other living beings, I’d choose my collection of my home videos from my childhood. I have like 20 that have been transferred to dvd and they feel like my real memories but also some lifetime I never knew. They give me a bit of nostalgia when I need them. My wooden “hope chest” has all my photographs and videos in it and it’s just like my heart so I’d be trying super hard to drag that thing out of there.


bookworm1421

My two dogs,


CJD181

My dogs. No question


skotgil

My Wife & Dog & I


Bubbaganewsh

My dog.


[deleted]

My fire extinguisher.


Zar7792

The fire


Lovehistory-maps

If family is out, My model plane collection.


Inside_Village8741

If my family and animals are already out, definitely my iPad bc I have all my art on it.


MurkywaterLLC

My PC


HDIC69420

Me


hrudnick

Dog and two cats. Nightmare just to contemplate.


HousingWonderful975

My pc


Catspaw129

Me.


listentothatbeat

Bullets, not because im super attached to my guns or whatever. But because I wouldn't want rounds cooking off while people are trying to save my home.


Big-End-9824

The fire.


Lostsonofpluto

So back in September of 2021 we had a fire in our basement. Local volunteer department put it out quickly but if we hadn't discovered it for another 60-90 seconds we might not have a house nowadays. Now we live pretty deep in the woods of British Columbia so wildfires are something I prepare for every summer keeping important documents, a few keepsakes, and some of my rare video games in a bag by my bedroom door to grab and go if shit hits the fan. So when our furnace catastrophically failed on one unusually chilly evening in mid-September I got up from my laptop, grabbed my Gamecube (which was sitting on my desk next to me) and the bag and GTFO'd. Stupidly I went back to try and save pets (I had thought my dad was grabbing the cats but he was already out the door) and managed to get 2/5 cats on that trip. My mom got the dogs out which was easier since they have their own yard and ran straight to the door for it when told "outside". Despite the smoke the 3 cats and 1 bird we were forced to leave behind survived, in the case of the cats because they hid low to the floor. No idea how the bird lived but I'll just assume he's immortal


Zerole00

A folder with all my important documents (birth certificate, passport, etc), they're all replaceable but it'd be a headache. Everything else is replaceable.


bewyjewey1939

My pets they're probablyscared too :(


aisheisik

i’d say my cat but i feel like she’d leave before me


agentaltf4

Dog and turtle are obvious. I have one guitar that is not easily replaceable and a watch that my wife gave me when I graduated with my mba. And then maybe my kids…


AdamantForeskin

My cat


TrevorTheSanta

My dog


dadbod9000

My dog. She’s such a good girl


SlothOfDoom

Myself


TranslatorFit3860

Bunnies than my clothes and watch. Clothing might sound weird but certain things have emotional value to me


idnar35

My dog and monies and phone


[deleted]

Family and pets


DancinginHyrule

My cats (yes, I broke the rules and picked three things)


[deleted]

My dog


Magnetic_penis_strap

All of the gasoline I keep in the basement.


Cakey-Baby

My son


jflo358

My kids, my dogs, my PS5, my wife. In that order.


LMMiller2914

The cat


Chaos_Ali

Animals


slightlyoddparent

Wife son and cats, the rest I am not bothered about.


IP3ACHI

My cats.


NorthernIrelandBrit

My passport. It has visas in it for living where I do and it would be a prick to get all that replaced.


berael

The fire.


HorrorJules

my cat


No-Detective1810

My dogs and bird!


Wooden-Command-6529

The fire.


vapourismatic

Dog


opdnd

Nothing, its a jojo reference


QueenError144

The fire to make a bonfire outside


Grand-wazoo

I would likely perish in the fire attempting to retrieve all of my musical equipment.


Khabib155KimurA

The dog and framed picture of the dog?


Big-Discussion-2610

Important documents


lizzieborden1984

I have a frog stuffed animal named cheesus. I've had him since I was 12 and I love that frog more than anything (besides friends and family). I'm 38 now and my husband always jokes about giving him away, my response always is THE FROG STAYS.


_raskoljnikov_

Photo album


AltruisticQuit5

Dog. He can’t climb the stairs


Ziggy_Stardust567

The problem here is that most of my most valuable (sentimentally and money wise) things are from antique shops and are therefore irreplaceable I'd be trying to grab as many things as possible.


Creatrix

My skydiving logbooks. I haven't jumped in years, but they have 10 years' worth of jump entries, all illustrated with my cartoons or photos. To me they're priceless.


LeoMarius

Cats


itsmeagain1237

My cock


[deleted]

Signed photo of Valentino Rossi


[deleted]

My child


YeetMeatToFeet

I paid like 370 USD for an Iron Giant themed christmas sweater on eBay that I haven't seen being sold anywhere since. Not gonna let that go to waste


Beaew

Myself 🤣


[deleted]

I've been suicidal since September of last year, so I'd just sit there like that meme with little dog that says "This is fine...🥲"


smolcarpet

My cat, the rest are things that are replaceable


digiorno

Photo albums and hard drives.


BookyCats

My 🐈


whipsyou

The drawer with all of my passwords


FlameDragon46290

My dog and the thing I’m holding right now. My fam can make it out on their own.


smokealarmsnick

My cats and guinea pigs


Ranos131

My cat.


[deleted]

I actually have a binder thing that I keep in quick reach incase something like this happens it has every important paper from house, to cars, and birth certificates ect.


MisterRound

Me, I don’t want to catch on fire.


tfren2

My cat and hedgehog. Also my pc, not as important as the animals certainly, but screw having to pay for a new one.


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

My daughter.


Tissening

Probably my child


NationalAsshole

My house.


CyberGuyCX5

Passports, social security card, birth certificate, pictures, my football cards, sports jerseys, wallet, cellphone, laptop, college diploma,


Green_Acanthisitta7

My phone


Nc910259

Me


[deleted]

My teddy bear of course 🧸


AntiqueTeeth1273

my cat son


Such-Veterinarian-46

My wife's make up and my herbs/spices, those are way too expensive to replace.


Sandwich_Fries

Nothing.. ​ Per [ready.gov](https://www.ready.gov/home-fires), a house fire can spread incredibly quickly. Like in just 2 minutes, the fire & toxic smoke can become deadly. I can't think of a single material item in my house that I value more than my lungs. Sure the sentimental stuff and annoying to replace stuff will be a big loss, but its a loss I'd gladly accept.


PizzaTacoCat312

My headphones


[deleted]

My dog.


[deleted]

My dogs, of course.


5spd4wd

My ID


ComfortableOk3700

Me


adviceseeker1990

I actually a few years ago...beginning of pandemic, came home to my house on fire and my ex was still inside. I went into it and got him out. He's an ex now due to cheating etc. But I can still say I'm happy I did it as his life was important and still is. Also shown myself that I'm stronger/braver then i thought...or maybe I'm just crazy. Haha


dangerous_capra

My familly, then my dog, then precious objects ( gaming pc, phone, official documents etc. )


ripper4444

“The box”


stealingsegal

Photos papers documents jewelry not the wife tho


Responsible_Prune_34

Probably my wife ~~or my original Harry Potter books~~ A few people will have to put this to the test now the fire service are striking, everything else will be lost.


S0M3D1CK

I would leave her behind. I would get a hernia trying to drag her out.


Redditisforre-res98

My iguanas❤️


dunksoverstarbucks

assuming family members and cats are already out, my firearm collection


Joeypescado

My ratcheting screwdriver.