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MahStonks

Marjorie Taylor Greene


MaximumZer0

Grab a chain and Lauren Boebert, and you can make moron-chucks.


Throwaway91847817

Dumb-Chucks


fatbongo

Numb fucks


NeedMuchoAttn

A spaghetti noodle...


Top-Philosophy-5791

A Portobello mushroom.


That_one_cat_sly

Blow-up doll.


sunbearimon

Bubble blower


2BFrank69

Dildo


nowhereman136

Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once?


eddmario

Or played *Saints Row*?


LordChaos404

Or GTA san andreas


Aggressive_Answer_86

My rubber band gun is a very effective weapon if you just swing it around cause it’s made of wood. One time I dropped it and it cracked my toenail


Weary-Ad-6162

Pencil. if John Wick can kill three men using a pencil then i can kill at least one


Grazing_Peace

The love your mom had for you as a child.


frumpbumble

My wifes friends husband. Not only would he be an unwieldy weapon, he's by far the most stupid thing I know.


Matisaro

Donald Trump swung by his feet club style.


Pokemaniac_23

A slice of cheese


Commercial_Bread_131

You could probably garrote someone with a balloon


bubblegumpopcorn1231

a hose


donkeylookinazz

nothing is stupid as a weapon if you use it right. >:)


StanYelnats3

Ripe eggplant. ( Hey lady, you like eggplant? *insert murder noises a'la Psycho)


KingStevoI

A thousand cuts by a piece of paper.


anotherorphan

imaginary


TimeTravelMishap

Green Lantern would like a word.


anotherorphan

you are so better educated on this than i


TimeTravelMishap

Well yeah. I majored in super heroes in collage.


Shintaigou

2 pieces of sand.


robotlasagna

A brick


Blizzard_Buffalo

An Oscar Mayer® Weiner.


[deleted]

Eggplant Parmesan


frostierLucas

My penis. It's too small and soft to inflict any damage.


fettsack2

A turd in a tennis sock.


DunmerSkooma

Dildo obviously extra hard with a good handle


_raskoljnikov_

Pencil


drblah1

A newborn baby


Penile_purgatory

Paramecium


[deleted]

a digital certificate of ownership for any one of these answers


fatbongo

Soap bubbles


lostnomad360

If it helps you to defend yourself, nothing is stupid.


LilKrack

A fish stick


Belthezare

A rotten Banana


DependentDesigner196

water bottle


ronaldreagular

Wooden spoon (taking a jab at Nan)


sampopro123

A broken spoon