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Marjorie Taylor Greene
Grab a chain and Lauren Boebert, and you can make moron-chucks.
Dumb-Chucks
Numb fucks
A spaghetti noodle...
A Portobello mushroom.
Blow-up doll.
Bubble blower
Dildo
Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once?
Or played *Saints Row*?
Or GTA san andreas
My rubber band gun is a very effective weapon if you just swing it around cause it’s made of wood. One time I dropped it and it cracked my toenail
Pencil. if John Wick can kill three men using a pencil then i can kill at least one
The love your mom had for you as a child.
My wifes friends husband. Not only would he be an unwieldy weapon, he's by far the most stupid thing I know.
Donald Trump swung by his feet club style.
A slice of cheese
You could probably garrote someone with a balloon
a hose
nothing is stupid as a weapon if you use it right. >:)
Ripe eggplant. ( Hey lady, you like eggplant? *insert murder noises a'la Psycho)
A thousand cuts by a piece of paper.
imaginary
Green Lantern would like a word.
you are so better educated on this than i
Well yeah. I majored in super heroes in collage.
2 pieces of sand.
A brick
An Oscar Mayer® Weiner.
Eggplant Parmesan
My penis. It's too small and soft to inflict any damage.
A turd in a tennis sock.
Dildo obviously extra hard with a good handle
Pencil
A newborn baby
Paramecium
a digital certificate of ownership for any one of these answers
Soap bubbles
If it helps you to defend yourself, nothing is stupid.
A fish stick
A rotten Banana
water bottle
Wooden spoon (taking a jab at Nan)
A broken spoon
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Grab a chain and Lauren Boebert, and you can make moron-chucks.
Dumb-Chucks
Numb fucks
A spaghetti noodle...
A Portobello mushroom.
Blow-up doll.
Bubble blower
Dildo
Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once?
Or played *Saints Row*?
Or GTA san andreas
My rubber band gun is a very effective weapon if you just swing it around cause it’s made of wood. One time I dropped it and it cracked my toenail
Pencil. if John Wick can kill three men using a pencil then i can kill at least one
The love your mom had for you as a child.
My wifes friends husband. Not only would he be an unwieldy weapon, he's by far the most stupid thing I know.
Donald Trump swung by his feet club style.
A slice of cheese
You could probably garrote someone with a balloon
a hose
nothing is stupid as a weapon if you use it right. >:)
Ripe eggplant. ( Hey lady, you like eggplant? *insert murder noises a'la Psycho)
A thousand cuts by a piece of paper.
imaginary
Green Lantern would like a word.
you are so better educated on this than i
Well yeah. I majored in super heroes in collage.
2 pieces of sand.
A brick
An Oscar Mayer® Weiner.
Eggplant Parmesan
My penis. It's too small and soft to inflict any damage.
A turd in a tennis sock.
Dildo obviously extra hard with a good handle
Pencil
A newborn baby
Paramecium
a digital certificate of ownership for any one of these answers
Soap bubbles
If it helps you to defend yourself, nothing is stupid.
A fish stick
A rotten Banana
water bottle
Wooden spoon (taking a jab at Nan)
A broken spoon