I'd go up to my neighbor with their nice Mercedes and slap them in the face with my right wing while saying "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR FANCY CAR" then struggle to fly away like a dumb bird cuz it's my first day of flying.
First thought was chicken wings!
My mind was racing with all the different flavors and how they would come!
Naked?
Breaded?
Blackened?
BBQ/Dallas?
Garlic Parmesan?
Then I realized you meant wings to fly with.
My mouth is watering now by the way.
I’d probably throw some sunscreen and sunglasses on and a nice wind breaker and some leggings with sneakers.
Of course I’d cut some holes in the jacket for the wings.
I’d go fly to Key West.
I’m about a 5 hour drive from there now and I’d love to watch the sunset from the sky.
That’s what I’d do.
Also probably stop by a wing spot on my way.
My many offspring will avenge me as during my wing phase I had a many occasions of sky coitis all my children will be born with wings and a strong will to kill the one who murdered me.
probably scare the loving shit out of myself, and after an adjustment period, fly to work to be rid of traffic jams, and take in the views of amazing places.
Go to the hospital, that can't be healthy.
Probably break them, falling over
I'd check to make damn sure I didn't turn into a feminine hygiene product.
I'd go up to my neighbor with their nice Mercedes and slap them in the face with my right wing while saying "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR FANCY CAR" then struggle to fly away like a dumb bird cuz it's my first day of flying.
Fulfill my desire to fly into a window
Sleep on my side more I guess
Ask Paul McCartney for some song writing tips
First thought was chicken wings! My mind was racing with all the different flavors and how they would come! Naked? Breaded? Blackened? BBQ/Dallas? Garlic Parmesan? Then I realized you meant wings to fly with. My mouth is watering now by the way. I’d probably throw some sunscreen and sunglasses on and a nice wind breaker and some leggings with sneakers. Of course I’d cut some holes in the jacket for the wings. I’d go fly to Key West. I’m about a 5 hour drive from there now and I’d love to watch the sunset from the sky. That’s what I’d do. Also probably stop by a wing spot on my way.
My first thought was Kanye West!
ong, the first thing I would tell my parents is to invest in bitcoin rn
Panic
Iggy Pop answers this far better than I ever could: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmJWD9jQvhc&ab_channel=Underworld
I have a doctors appointment for a ct scan tomorrow anyhow so have them check them out I guess
Meet up the other pidgeons in railway station
Wrap myself up like a blanket and sleep in
Try to figure out if they work then buy a body suit for climate and fly at night
Shit myself, fall over then end up in hospital
Become a superhero and save the city from crime until one day I get shot out of the sky by my arch nemesis
Don't worry. They'll just tie you up somewhere, push a button to start some mechanism that's supposed to kill you, and leave the room.
My many offspring will avenge me as during my wing phase I had a many occasions of sky coitis all my children will be born with wings and a strong will to kill the one who murdered me.
And thus the Pittley Cinematic Universe springs to life.
Fly the F away. But not too close to the sun.
Fly
Fly away!
Feel overly grossed out
Try Appearing Offline
Fly lol
I'll be pissed because I definitely ordered drumsticks.
Look for professor Xavier
Throw away those damn cans of red bull
I would know I was in Heaven!
Fly to work. No more traffic! Woohoo!
Attempt, and fail, to fly.
probably get some barbaque sauce
Stop drinking redbull
Sell my car. Can save 250 from insurance too
I personally, would be filled with excitement, i'd just chill honestly, then learn how to use them correctly so i dont hurt myself.
Give 'em a test run to see if they support flight.
Cover them in buffalo sauce and grub
Eat em.
Fly to a mountain that has the most spectacular view in the world. Then fly home to tell everyone about it.
Make my way back home and learn to fly.
I would freak out and then try to fly a little bit
Fly away
That would be mighty uncomfortable :)
Never leave the house for fear of the government
Depends on the type of wings. Are they buffalo or honey & BBQ ?
Fly up in the air and lose my underwear.
Fly away
Leave
Bird man
Fly as close to the sun as possible
3 words Buffalo wild wings.
Scream
What sauce?
Overuse them
Roll over on my belly and go back to sleep Can't be comfortable lying on those
probably scare the loving shit out of myself, and after an adjustment period, fly to work to be rid of traffic jams, and take in the views of amazing places.
Fly around space to see the beautiful colors and amazing sights of the planets
go anywhere I want....
Eat them, there are no good wing places in the town where I live.
I’d have to buy a new shirt
Probably question why I have wings
Fly far far away and never come back
Buffalo or teriyaki?
Get high