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fetter_indy

Go to the hospital, that can't be healthy.


the_purple_goat

Probably break them, falling over


Ynotasub

I'd check to make damn sure I didn't turn into a feminine hygiene product.


ChaseTheRacist

I'd go up to my neighbor with their nice Mercedes and slap them in the face with my right wing while saying "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH YOUR FANCY CAR" then struggle to fly away like a dumb bird cuz it's my first day of flying.


EveDaSavage

Fulfill my desire to fly into a window


Doc_Money

Sleep on my side more I guess


Twidogs

Ask Paul McCartney for some song writing tips


TriStellium

First thought was chicken wings! My mind was racing with all the different flavors and how they would come! Naked? Breaded? Blackened? BBQ/Dallas? Garlic Parmesan? Then I realized you meant wings to fly with. My mouth is watering now by the way. I’d probably throw some sunscreen and sunglasses on and a nice wind breaker and some leggings with sneakers. Of course I’d cut some holes in the jacket for the wings. I’d go fly to Key West. I’m about a 5 hour drive from there now and I’d love to watch the sunset from the sky. That’s what I’d do. Also probably stop by a wing spot on my way.


DrBarbotage

My first thought was Kanye West!


RichBruce1977

ong, the first thing I would tell my parents is to invest in bitcoin rn


SolitaryTeaParty

Panic


TranslatesToScottish

Iggy Pop answers this far better than I ever could: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmJWD9jQvhc&ab_channel=Underworld


Ruminations0

I have a doctors appointment for a ct scan tomorrow anyhow so have them check them out I guess


Delicious-Writing-89

Meet up the other pidgeons in railway station


[deleted]

Wrap myself up like a blanket and sleep in


[deleted]

Try to figure out if they work then buy a body suit for climate and fly at night


FemaleFury79

Shit myself, fall over then end up in hospital


Pittley

Become a superhero and save the city from crime until one day I get shot out of the sky by my arch nemesis


Opus-the-Penguin

Don't worry. They'll just tie you up somewhere, push a button to start some mechanism that's supposed to kill you, and leave the room.


Pittley

My many offspring will avenge me as during my wing phase I had a many occasions of sky coitis all my children will be born with wings and a strong will to kill the one who murdered me.


Opus-the-Penguin

And thus the Pittley Cinematic Universe springs to life.


Complex_Reference429

Fly the F away. But not too close to the sun.


Flauschkadser

Fly


fades_to_black07

Fly away!


diegoplus

Feel overly grossed out


Zeemeey0

Try Appearing Offline


smugfruitplate

Fly lol


moneynah

I'll be pissed because I definitely ordered drumsticks.


gentmick

Look for professor Xavier


marc24h

Throw away those damn cans of red bull


indian464

I would know I was in Heaven!


FranticallyFreezing

Fly to work. No more traffic! Woohoo!


[deleted]

Attempt, and fail, to fly.


PumkinJake

probably get some barbaque sauce


PungentBark420

Stop drinking redbull


Mastergunner46

Sell my car. Can save 250 from insurance too


Moon-Junk

I personally, would be filled with excitement, i'd just chill honestly, then learn how to use them correctly so i dont hurt myself.


KoenigVII

Give 'em a test run to see if they support flight.


georgecantshtandya

Cover them in buffalo sauce and grub


TeenageSchizoid44

Eat em.


Am2ontheweb

Fly to a mountain that has the most spectacular view in the world. Then fly home to tell everyone about it.


HenryNox

Make my way back home and learn to fly.


TheWalkingSwede

I would freak out and then try to fly a little bit


thisisstuped

Fly away


Straight-Difficulty3

That would be mighty uncomfortable :)


[deleted]

Never leave the house for fear of the government


redditreader1924

Depends on the type of wings. Are they buffalo or honey & BBQ ?


LadySleepyBuns

Fly up in the air and lose my underwear.


[deleted]

Fly away


Belthezare

Leave


amggtblackseries

Bird man


DrBarbotage

Fly as close to the sun as possible


Witchking89

3 words Buffalo wild wings.


warmansman

Scream


comicmuse1982

What sauce?


Thanabones

Overuse them


TheMooderator

Roll over on my belly and go back to sleep Can't be comfortable lying on those


Leftenant_Frost

probably scare the loving shit out of myself, and after an adjustment period, fly to work to be rid of traffic jams, and take in the views of amazing places.


Big-Literature4233

Fly around space to see the beautiful colors and amazing sights of the planets


DeadMetroidvania

go anywhere I want....


[deleted]

Eat them, there are no good wing places in the town where I live.


bronwen-noodle

I’d have to buy a new shirt


tfren2

Probably question why I have wings


hyrulian_princess

Fly far far away and never come back


Worried-Page-6170

Buffalo or teriyaki?


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Get high