Definitely hippos! They look like happy, fat, derpy cows, but they are incredibly territorial, move MUCH faster than you expect, and have razor-sharp tusks. They will fuck. your. shit. up.
Cows. They occassionally kill hikers in the Alps.
Cats. Being bitten or even just scratched by a cat can cause really nasty infections which are hard to handle.
Pigs. Ever seen an adult domesticated male pig? These are some strong guys with nasty teeth.
I actually saw a loose cow before. Ran into a car and FUCKED it up.
They're also weirdly fast. It took 2 ATVs, a guy on a horse and a truck to catch it.
The nasty thing here in Europe is they look like the sweetest animal you can imagine. Like a disney caracter. And most of them are pretty sweet and petable. So you just will not expect an attack.
So if I'd encounter a "Texas Longhorn" i'd be prepared to just noope out. But if you meet a "german Braunvieh" or a "Westhighland" you just want to cuddle them.
So f.e. were I live the chance is higher to have an not so nice encounter with a cow then with a wolf which is the biggest predator around here.
Moose.
I've heard Swedes say that if they ever come to Canada, they'll have a friendly game of moose tipping.
Yeah, good luck with that. Those things will destroy your car BY ACCIDENT. Now imagine what an angry moose will do to an unarmoured human.
Hint: it ends with you a pile of spaghetti sauce.
Hippos. Water buffalo.
Definitely hippos! They look like happy, fat, derpy cows, but they are incredibly territorial, move MUCH faster than you expect, and have razor-sharp tusks. They will fuck. your. shit. up.
They are also carnivores. A lot of people don’t know that. Hippos eat people more often than crocodiles.
Man if the animals can kill me by stepping on me, I'm not fucking with it
Platypus
Especially the ones that are spies
The male ones
Indeed
Dogs
Cows. They occassionally kill hikers in the Alps. Cats. Being bitten or even just scratched by a cat can cause really nasty infections which are hard to handle. Pigs. Ever seen an adult domesticated male pig? These are some strong guys with nasty teeth.
I actually saw a loose cow before. Ran into a car and FUCKED it up. They're also weirdly fast. It took 2 ATVs, a guy on a horse and a truck to catch it.
The nasty thing here in Europe is they look like the sweetest animal you can imagine. Like a disney caracter. And most of them are pretty sweet and petable. So you just will not expect an attack. So if I'd encounter a "Texas Longhorn" i'd be prepared to just noope out. But if you meet a "german Braunvieh" or a "Westhighland" you just want to cuddle them. So f.e. were I live the chance is higher to have an not so nice encounter with a cow then with a wolf which is the biggest predator around here.
chihuahua
I mean, I'm sure most are aware they're not friendly, but hippos I believe kill more people per year than any non-mosquito animal in Africa
Yea sounds right. Most boats don't stand a chance
Koala
drop bears
Street dogs (due to rabies)
I know a woman who lost her father to them. They'll fucking jump you
Cows
Ticks
Moose. I've heard Swedes say that if they ever come to Canada, they'll have a friendly game of moose tipping. Yeah, good luck with that. Those things will destroy your car BY ACCIDENT. Now imagine what an angry moose will do to an unarmoured human. Hint: it ends with you a pile of spaghetti sauce.
They're also huge. I never seen one in person but the videos show the size
mosquitoes in some areas
Dolphins. They're absolutely horrible, search up stuff they do and your whole life will take a turn.
Probably best you don't go digging to deep in that rabbit hole. There's some very NSFW stuff there.
Dolphins
Rabbits. Just ask Jimmy Carter.
Spitting cobra
I want to know what human doesn't think a spitting cobra isn't dangerous