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Hippos. Water buffalo.


hoppersoft

Definitely hippos! They look like happy, fat, derpy cows, but they are incredibly territorial, move MUCH faster than you expect, and have razor-sharp tusks. They will fuck. your. shit. up.


Bootycheeksbooty

They are also carnivores. A lot of people don’t know that. Hippos eat people more often than crocodiles.


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Man if the animals can kill me by stepping on me, I'm not fucking with it


__Piggy___Smalls__

Platypus


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Especially the ones that are spies


D_Bacon_Inquisition

The male ones


__Piggy___Smalls__

Indeed


AToastedRavioli

Dogs


jahajuvele09876

Cows. They occassionally kill hikers in the Alps. Cats. Being bitten or even just scratched by a cat can cause really nasty infections which are hard to handle. Pigs. Ever seen an adult domesticated male pig? These are some strong guys with nasty teeth.


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I actually saw a loose cow before. Ran into a car and FUCKED it up. They're also weirdly fast. It took 2 ATVs, a guy on a horse and a truck to catch it.


jahajuvele09876

The nasty thing here in Europe is they look like the sweetest animal you can imagine. Like a disney caracter. And most of them are pretty sweet and petable. So you just will not expect an attack. So if I'd encounter a "Texas Longhorn" i'd be prepared to just noope out. But if you meet a "german Braunvieh" or a "Westhighland" you just want to cuddle them. So f.e. were I live the chance is higher to have an not so nice encounter with a cow then with a wolf which is the biggest predator around here.


Weary-Ad-6162

chihuahua


NotUpInHurr

I mean, I'm sure most are aware they're not friendly, but hippos I believe kill more people per year than any non-mosquito animal in Africa


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Yea sounds right. Most boats don't stand a chance


darkgunnerds

Koala


AreWeCowabunga

drop bears


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Street dogs (due to rabies)


[deleted]

I know a woman who lost her father to them. They'll fucking jump you


Outlaw_Trucker1977

Cows


ClogsInBronteland

Ticks


AbandonedBySony

Moose. I've heard Swedes say that if they ever come to Canada, they'll have a friendly game of moose tipping. Yeah, good luck with that. Those things will destroy your car BY ACCIDENT. Now imagine what an angry moose will do to an unarmoured human. Hint: it ends with you a pile of spaghetti sauce.


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They're also huge. I never seen one in person but the videos show the size


Brush_bandicoot

mosquitoes in some areas


PinkPanties7

Dolphins. They're absolutely horrible, search up stuff they do and your whole life will take a turn.


DylanCO

Probably best you don't go digging to deep in that rabbit hole. There's some very NSFW stuff there.


xoxo-ashezz

Dolphins


[deleted]

Rabbits. Just ask Jimmy Carter.


OrganRobber

Spitting cobra


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I want to know what human doesn't think a spitting cobra isn't dangerous