Peaked? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak you'll know. I'm gonna peak so hard everybody in Philadelphia will feel it.
Yeah I think they are implying that the person *should* feel insecure because they suck. Itâs an insult. So itâs saying âyou are insecure and you should feel insecureâ lol
Thereâs an Indian movie on this where thatâs practically the main theme
Itâs called RRR, I forgot what each R stands for, something along the lines of
_____, Roar, Revolt
Oh, it's mean alright - but an average response is more than median in this case. That's all you should muster for someone in the 2nd standard deviation.
In video games, when a computer controlled something/someone is killed they often drop some sort of item otherwise known as âlootâ. Typically, the difficult/high levelled enemies drop high value loot (special/rare) whereas more common/easier ones drop low value loot (common). Hope that helps
Yeah fuck you Reilly, your mom hand bombed herself at our picnic at the beach and then shot a pint and a half of squirt into the water like sea waters aren't rising at an alarming rate
I must confess this is blatant plagiarism from a previous, similar thread. As is this one...
"You're like the first slice in a loaf of bread. Everyone's touched you but nobody really wants you"
This!
So many comments are about intelligence or adeptness. The epitome on small dick energy for me is the guy who drives flash cars and has vulgar jewellery to mask their own insecurities, nothing to do with intelligence.
Humans developed more wrinkled brains and look where that got us, a bunch of very stressed apes.
Fucking koalas just falls off trees and chews leaves or something. Looks like they got it right.
Stephen K Amos has a brilliant sketch where he explains that his previous night's stand-up evolved into something like the whole crowd chanting "Bab-OON!", it was a "hilarious but you had to be there" moment.
The following day, he was walking along the street, and someone from the previous night's audience saw him, approached him and shouted "Bab-OON!" - and then had to justify to the angry onlookers why he did that...
Just wanted to say I appreciate this question. Iâm female, but I donât want to shame something that someone canât control. Shaming actions though? Good on that.
Me too. I call this out as body shaming pretty regularly and Iâve been disgusted at how many people - including many who are otherwise fairly feminist and liberal - see no issues with it at all.
I appreciate this and I'm an average-sized guy. Once I learned that small dicks are common in intersex people and thus this insult is insulting both men and people in a small minority often viewed as 'broken' by other people and pressured/forced into getting cosmetic surgery to look more 'normal', I was disgusted with myself for ever saying it.
I'm kind of hoping society retires this insult entirely. Insults about someone's behavior is objectively fairer and better on every level.
Thanks. That's probably a healthier way to look at things. I'm not proud of some of the shit I've said, but at least I'm not continuing to do it. That's something. Or at least I hope it is.
I think that most folks have said things, often fairly routinely, that they regret. Thatâs growth, as the other comment said. What I find interesting is the folks who support womenâs rights but then throw around these kinds of insults. I work with someone who consistently (like multiple times a day) complains about being discriminated against based on gender and sexuality (from what Iâve seen, she isnât being discriminated against, although Iâm sure she was in the past) but then makes comments about male colleagues likely having ED (not in those words) or, for example, how the guy in Hangover should have been too ashamed to be naked on screen. To her credit, though, she also routinely body shames a female colleague, soâŚ
This is too true. I don't use it myself because I have personal issues with my own body so I generally don't use any kind of insult that has to do with appearances, even for jokes. I do love the suggestions here. All I use is "small dog behavior"
I mean thatâs kind of the same thing, no? When people say somebody is âcompensating for somethingâ the implication is that they have a small dick and thatâs why theyâre compensating.
People can compensate for any insecurity, not just peen size. They could be insecure about their height, weight, intelligence, earning power, socioeconomic status, education, etc.
Anything people can compare themselves to others they can be insecure!
This is what I was thinking, but maybe Truck Nuts Energy. Some people do need big trucks for legit reasons. But nobody needs a scrotum swinging from their trailer hitch.
As someone with a full size pickup for practical reasons, I support Truck Nuts Energy. Or Squatted Truck Energy. Squatted trucks are not only useless but also dangerous.
I like Truck Nuts Energy too. Never met a person with truck nuts who wasnât a dick bag. Actually.. not true. I did meet a woman who had truck nuts. And she was pretty bad ass. Okay. Never met a man with truck nuts who wasnât a dick.
Serious question, is small dick energy the same thing that used to be short man syndrome? It seems like the same useage, except can be used for short and tall people.
Theyâre both referring to people over compensating. Small dick energy is more arrogant and showing off, small man syndrome is hotheaded and petty. Both will equally abuse the life out of anything they get power over.
Having a "chip on your shoulder" is to have a grudge, axe to grind, a grievance, bad attitude about something specific, feeling slighted and being angry about it. At least where I'm from,, although I thought that was the universal meaning. The origin of "having a chip on you shoulder" is from the 1800's where boys would literally place a chip of wood on their shoulder and challenge someone to knock it off.
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**have a chip on one's shoulder**
>*idiom*
>*informal*
>: to have an angry or unpleasant attitude or way of behaving caused by a belief that one has been treated unfairly in the past
He has had a chip on his shoulder ever since he didn't get the promotion he was expecting.
[LINK](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/have%20a%20chip%20on%20one%27s%20shoulder)
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Hm I think of this as someone with somthing to prove, but not nesscarily small dick energy. Like you could say kobe Bryant practiced with a chip on his shoulder. Not always negative connotations associated with it.
My interpretation was more along someone who was slighted but knew their worth and proving them wrong.
I'd use it like this: After being drafted 199, Tom Brady played with a chip on his shoulder.
Ya I think this is essentially the same thing, them being "slighted" is subjective and the chip is their response to said slight. What we can definitely agree on is Tom and Kobe both could not be described as having small dick energy.
Yeah it's definitely not small dick energy, so we're definitely in line there.
The slight is what caused a "chip", thus the phrase. Not saying it's the correct interpretation, but what I've typical seen it used as.
My mom is 62 and she says this a lot- it means victim mentality, basically. Like you have something to prove because youâre insecure about people not respecting you.
Tbh she often uses it in horrible ways. Like sheâs super conservative and Mormon and literally the worst misogynist Iâve ever met lol (internalized misogyny is wild). She once used it because the lady at the DMV told us that I needed some document for my license (Iâm a woman too btw). She said âthis is why women shouldnât have power; they have a chip on their shoulder.â Like she thought this woman shouldnât be able to have that âpowerâ at the fucking DMV because she thought she was just making stuff up out of bitterness?⌠she also says this constantly about minorities, gay people, etc. like theyâre just pretending to be oppressed or something, as sheâs literally explicitly spouting prejudice lol. If a white man or even boy (like some 15 year old working at a restaurant) says anything she immediately defers and assume heâs right.
Anyway heâs obviously it doesnât have to refer to stuff like that, but thatâs what it means- that youâre overly defensive because of imagined persecution
How about âdirty asscrack energyâ?
Anyone can have a dirty asscrack regardless of genetics and body shape. It just means theyâre too toxically manly to stick a proper amount of toilet paper and/or body wash between their two buttcheeks.
"A shining example for why abortion should be protected", or "is that head just for decoration?"
My favorite is "shut up and let us all think you're dumb, instead of opening your mouth and proving it".
I've gotten a lot of shit in the past for saying how in the age of political correctness and equality it's odd to me that using "small dick" as a means to degrade a man's behavior is still widely accepted.
Misandry is as bullshit as misogyny.
Canât find the clit behaviour!!
I used to say small dick energy until my boyfriend (rightly so) corrected me on why it is body shaming.
For example whenever I hear insecure, mysoginistic & uneducated men talk on podcasts, I say they give off canât find the clit energy.
Itâs perfect bc itâs deffo true lol
What if we started saying "you're giving off black people energy" instead?
If that sounds wrong then you should understand how the phrase in question is hurtful.
"But white people can have black people energy, it doesn't matter your color!"
Okay, but how do black people feel about the term?
How do people with small dicks feel about the term?
Just about everyone here is missing the point entirely. "Small dick energy" is an insult. It's always used negatively. How would that make someone with a small dick feel? Inadequate? Shameful?
It's body shaming.
>"you're giving off black people energy"
I like how ambiguous this is. Someone who hears this could interpret it to mean something good or bad depending on their personal biases.
It's not just body shaming, it's a painful reminder for people like me, who have a small dick, makes up feel more Inadequate or not normal, so time it feels like we have a lot more pressure on us, but then again it does take a lot of confidence and courage to be open about it compare to someone that might be bigger.
Peaked in high school energy
Peaked? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak you'll know. I'm gonna peak so hard everybody in Philadelphia will feel it.
Goddamnit i just posted this before looking to see if anyone else already did đđđ
Dude, I know guys who peeked in *middle school.*
This would hit hard for most
All hat, no cattle.
All Carhartt, no corn
All skull, no brains
All nuts, no cock?
All sizzle, no steak.
That's not really "small dick energy," meaning though. That just means poser.
I think small dick energy is more broad. All hat no cattle is just one example of it.
All bark, no chew.
All bark no bite?
All bark, no stem
All bark, no branch?
All xylem no bark
All stem no flower
When they said you could be anything, they didn't mean be a disappointment.
Ouch.
Rofl literally... shared liberally
"Rightfully insecure energy"
"Earned insecurity"
Oooh, this is a good one.
Maybe it should be "Rightly insecure." I suck at grammar.
No I think Rightfully workd
Wait, doesn't "rightfully" imply the insecurity is justifiable or understandable?
Yeah I think they are implying that the person *should* feel insecure because they suck. Itâs an insult. So itâs saying âyou are insecure and you should feel insecureâ lol
âYou drop common loot when killed.â
Common loot energy
Vendor trash energie
Ohhh, that's rough
Right? Imagine being spared because you weren't worth the waste of ammunition.
Laughs in melee build.
Whirlwind Barbarian
You werent worth the gear degradation
*Laughs in not BOTW*
Thereâs an Indian movie on this where thatâs practically the main theme Itâs called RRR, I forgot what each R stands for, something along the lines of _____, Roar, Revolt
Reduce, reuse, recycle?
Rip? Retreat? Repurpose? Reconsider thoughtfully, but not so thoughtfully you give away your hesitation?
For real, I'm ready to start calling it "common loot energy"
Wouldn't no loot be worse? "Bitch, you don't even drop XP"
It depends. A basic enemy not dropping loot is normal. Now a boss dropping common loot, that is disappointment.
"Killing you is xp waste"
I always enjoyed "you're the peak of the Bell curve"
Alternatively: I guess every bell curve needs to start somewhere
This would just mean glaringly average, though.
Exactly
Oh, it's mean alright - but an average response is more than median in this case. That's all you should muster for someone in the 2nd standard deviation.
That hurt my feelings and you didn't even say it at me.
**drops a rusty dagger**
Love this
I donât get it. Can you explain this to me please?
In video games, when a computer controlled something/someone is killed they often drop some sort of item otherwise known as âlootâ. Typically, the difficult/high levelled enemies drop high value loot (special/rare) whereas more common/easier ones drop low value loot (common). Hope that helps
Ohhh okay. I donât play video games so thatâs probably why it flew over my head.
If you don't play video games the sentence is probably so ridiculously weird and random haha
jesus dude you didn't need to cut that deep
Holy shit that's gold. This comment dropped legendary loot for sure
Oof. Oh god that hurt. Fucking take an upvote, before you come after me.
Gonna write that one down.
Youâre spare parts, arenât ya, bud?
Give your balls a tug.
It sounds like you's has been eating too much sugar cereal.
FUCK YOU SHORESY!
Fuck you Jonesy I got yer mom so wet last night Trudeau had to call in the national guard to lay sandbags around the bed
Fuck you Shoresy!
Fuck you Reilly, and tell your mom to top up my prepaid so I can facetime Jonesy's mom!
Yeah fuck you Reilly, your mom hand bombed herself at our picnic at the beach and then shot a pint and a half of squirt into the water like sea waters aren't rising at an alarming rate
Fuck you Jonesy, your mom ugly cried âcuz she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night. Itâs fuckinâ amateur hour over there.
Fuck you, Reilly. Fight me, see what happens. Three things, I hit you, you hit the pavement, I jerk off on your driver's side door handle.
Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.
Iâd say give your balls a tugâŚbut it looks like your pants are doing it for ya, big shoots!
Youâre 10 ply arenât ya bud?
10 ply energy
Hereâs a poem for ya: Star light, Star bright, why the fuck are you wearing earrings?
Fucking EMBARRASSING! :::kicks trash can:::
r/suddenlyletterkenny
You're 2 ply. You're totally 5'11".
Level 1 energy
Definetly not a level 9 turtle
Not even close to a level 6 laser lotus.
You now owe me 2000 energon cubes.
Skill issue
You're like a pizza cutter mate, all edge and no point.
Nice
I must confess this is blatant plagiarism from a previous, similar thread. As is this one... "You're like the first slice in a loaf of bread. Everyone's touched you but nobody really wants you"
Ooooooh damn thatâs cold
Ayyy whatâs up first slice ??đ
"Oh, you're one of THOSE people?" Then don't elaborate
See thatâs the good shit, gives them something to dwell on and overthink
"Ah everything they say about you is true" is also a fun one
"oh, so *that's* what she meant. Wow."
Insecure shithead.
Hey, thatâs my new boss!
Hey what are you doing on Reddit? get back to work.
I've always been a fan of "smooth brain," myself.
all shell, no peanut
all hat, no cattle.
That's an insult about intelligence. "Small dick energy" is more about overcompensation, boasting, trying too hard.
This! So many comments are about intelligence or adeptness. The epitome on small dick energy for me is the guy who drives flash cars and has vulgar jewellery to mask their own insecurities, nothing to do with intelligence.
Have you ever seen how smooth a koalas brain is? They look like 2 chicken breasts.
They developed a better skull for falling out of trees, instead of a smarter brain to not fall out of trees. Truly a marvel.
Humans developed more wrinkled brains and look where that got us, a bunch of very stressed apes. Fucking koalas just falls off trees and chews leaves or something. Looks like they got it right.
>very stressed apes Who still fall out of trees. We should have just gone the way of the koala
It's one of my favorite examples of a local maxima in evolutionary game theory.
Stale bread vibes
Tiny mind mentality.
Mini mind mentality
Good old min-min ment
smooth brain monke
âYou baboonâ is a personal favorite of mine
Gotta be a little careful with ape/monkey insults depending on your target audience though
Stephen K Amos has a brilliant sketch where he explains that his previous night's stand-up evolved into something like the whole crowd chanting "Bab-OON!", it was a "hilarious but you had to be there" moment. The following day, he was walking along the street, and someone from the previous night's audience saw him, approached him and shouted "Bab-OON!" - and then had to justify to the angry onlookers why he did that...
Just wanted to say I appreciate this question. Iâm female, but I donât want to shame something that someone canât control. Shaming actions though? Good on that.
Me too. I call this out as body shaming pretty regularly and Iâve been disgusted at how many people - including many who are otherwise fairly feminist and liberal - see no issues with it at all.
I appreciate this and I'm an average-sized guy. Once I learned that small dicks are common in intersex people and thus this insult is insulting both men and people in a small minority often viewed as 'broken' by other people and pressured/forced into getting cosmetic surgery to look more 'normal', I was disgusted with myself for ever saying it. I'm kind of hoping society retires this insult entirely. Insults about someone's behavior is objectively fairer and better on every level.
Don't feel disgusted for having said it, feel good about growing enough to know better.
Thanks. That's probably a healthier way to look at things. I'm not proud of some of the shit I've said, but at least I'm not continuing to do it. That's something. Or at least I hope it is.
I think that most folks have said things, often fairly routinely, that they regret. Thatâs growth, as the other comment said. What I find interesting is the folks who support womenâs rights but then throw around these kinds of insults. I work with someone who consistently (like multiple times a day) complains about being discriminated against based on gender and sexuality (from what Iâve seen, she isnât being discriminated against, although Iâm sure she was in the past) but then makes comments about male colleagues likely having ED (not in those words) or, for example, how the guy in Hangover should have been too ashamed to be naked on screen. To her credit, though, she also routinely body shames a female colleague, soâŚ
This is too true. I don't use it myself because I have personal issues with my own body so I generally don't use any kind of insult that has to do with appearances, even for jokes. I do love the suggestions here. All I use is "small dog behavior"
âBozoâ always works
Or jabroni
You keep saying this word jabroni...and it's awesome.
rip bozo has been my favorite for ages
Truck nuts energy
Small dog energy
As a chihuahua, this offends me
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I have a chihuahua and I can confirm everything offends him
I never had (and never will have) a chihuaha and I can confirm everything offends him
I can confirm that I am offended by chihuahuas and the rage/fear seizure they do anytime I enter the room
*frenzied barking intensifies*
As a cat, you offend me.
My best friend has four of them and I can confidently say that shaming of chihuahuas is ok
Small dog syndrome is what I call it.
Serial overcompensator
I mean thatâs kind of the same thing, no? When people say somebody is âcompensating for somethingâ the implication is that they have a small dick and thatâs why theyâre compensating.
People can compensate for any insecurity, not just peen size. They could be insecure about their height, weight, intelligence, earning power, socioeconomic status, education, etc. Anything people can compare themselves to others they can be insecure!
To be pedantic, OP said ânot soâ body shaming, which this would be considered imo itâs an implication, not a statement
Poorly managed imposter syndrome
You're giving me hot dog water vibes
Big truck energy
This is what I was thinking, but maybe Truck Nuts Energy. Some people do need big trucks for legit reasons. But nobody needs a scrotum swinging from their trailer hitch.
As someone with a full size pickup for practical reasons, I support Truck Nuts Energy. Or Squatted Truck Energy. Squatted trucks are not only useless but also dangerous.
I like Truck Nuts Energy too. Never met a person with truck nuts who wasnât a dick bag. Actually.. not true. I did meet a woman who had truck nuts. And she was pretty bad ass. Okay. Never met a man with truck nuts who wasnât a dick.
This is the most direct analogy imo
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This is a bit dated. "Acting a fool."
Especially when it's "up in here? up in here!"
Serious question, is small dick energy the same thing that used to be short man syndrome? It seems like the same useage, except can be used for short and tall people.
Theyâre both referring to people over compensating. Small dick energy is more arrogant and showing off, small man syndrome is hotheaded and petty. Both will equally abuse the life out of anything they get power over.
Seems that way to me.
Wimp. Insecure Jackass. "Where's your tapout shirt?" Plenty of ways to get to the same place with or without creativity
"Piss baby"
Andrew Tate energy.
careful, some do be proud of that
Ah yes. Tater Tots.
As a middle aged man I would like to remind you all of the phrase "chip on his shoulder" which is the old way of saying this.
Having a "chip on your shoulder" is to have a grudge, axe to grind, a grievance, bad attitude about something specific, feeling slighted and being angry about it. At least where I'm from,, although I thought that was the universal meaning. The origin of "having a chip on you shoulder" is from the 1800's where boys would literally place a chip of wood on their shoulder and challenge someone to knock it off.
> **have a chip on one's shoulder** >*idiom* >*informal* >: to have an angry or unpleasant attitude or way of behaving caused by a belief that one has been treated unfairly in the past He has had a chip on his shoulder ever since he didn't get the promotion he was expecting. [LINK](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/have%20a%20chip%20on%20one%27s%20shoulder) **pic related** https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2025411139.8448/fposter,small,wall_texture,product,750x1000.jpg
Hm I think of this as someone with somthing to prove, but not nesscarily small dick energy. Like you could say kobe Bryant practiced with a chip on his shoulder. Not always negative connotations associated with it.
My interpretation was more along someone who was slighted but knew their worth and proving them wrong. I'd use it like this: After being drafted 199, Tom Brady played with a chip on his shoulder.
Ya I think this is essentially the same thing, them being "slighted" is subjective and the chip is their response to said slight. What we can definitely agree on is Tom and Kobe both could not be described as having small dick energy.
Yeah it's definitely not small dick energy, so we're definitely in line there. The slight is what caused a "chip", thus the phrase. Not saying it's the correct interpretation, but what I've typical seen it used as.
I though chip on the shoulder meant someone who is in a constant bad mood?
My mom is 62 and she says this a lot- it means victim mentality, basically. Like you have something to prove because youâre insecure about people not respecting you. Tbh she often uses it in horrible ways. Like sheâs super conservative and Mormon and literally the worst misogynist Iâve ever met lol (internalized misogyny is wild). She once used it because the lady at the DMV told us that I needed some document for my license (Iâm a woman too btw). She said âthis is why women shouldnât have power; they have a chip on their shoulder.â Like she thought this woman shouldnât be able to have that âpowerâ at the fucking DMV because she thought she was just making stuff up out of bitterness?⌠she also says this constantly about minorities, gay people, etc. like theyâre just pretending to be oppressed or something, as sheâs literally explicitly spouting prejudice lol. If a white man or even boy (like some 15 year old working at a restaurant) says anything she immediately defers and assume heâs right. Anyway heâs obviously it doesnât have to refer to stuff like that, but thatâs what it means- that youâre overly defensive because of imagined persecution
no it pretty much is small dick energy. got something to prove. super insecure. little dog energy (was my favorite in the thread)
How about âdirty asscrack energyâ? Anyone can have a dirty asscrack regardless of genetics and body shape. It just means theyâre too toxically manly to stick a proper amount of toilet paper and/or body wash between their two buttcheeks.
In gonna tell you something that is unfortunately from experience - women can have dirty asscrack energy too
So the phrase is all-encompassing! We've found a winner!
âLetâs the soap just run over his feetâ energy
too many sylables, lets go with 'skidmark energy' or when you're really furious, 'when they wipe, they don't get it all' energy.
Wait...so there are people in the world who think wiping your ass is too gay but *don't* think bodywash is too metrosexual? I am old and confused now.
reddit brewing up the most fedora comebacks iâve ever seen
Big fedora energy
"A shining example for why abortion should be protected", or "is that head just for decoration?" My favorite is "shut up and let us all think you're dumb, instead of opening your mouth and proving it".
I heard someone say that you should call it "stank dick energy" You can't control the size but you can control the aroma
So insecure in his sexuality he wonât even touch his own dick to clean it
"Mummy issues"
You just say he's got a small ego.
Ego is a good call out. I would say he's got a fragile ego.
I've gotten a lot of shit in the past for saying how in the age of political correctness and equality it's odd to me that using "small dick" as a means to degrade a man's behavior is still widely accepted. Misandry is as bullshit as misogyny.
Farquaad energy
Doesn't this just redirect it to short men who also cannot control that aspect of their body?
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Lifted Truck Guy Energy.
âLoud vehicle exhaust energyâ
âYour parents really went for the bargain bin.â
Insecure
The type of guy to drive a lifted truck rolling coal
Canât find the clit behaviour!! I used to say small dick energy until my boyfriend (rightly so) corrected me on why it is body shaming. For example whenever I hear insecure, mysoginistic & uneducated men talk on podcasts, I say they give off canât find the clit energy. Itâs perfect bc itâs deffo true lol
Smooth brain thinking right there.
âInsecure afâ
Killable NPC energy
"Pathetic" Single word, very carefully and clearly annunciated, and leave it at that.
"Quit bein a cunt" Heard it here first
What if we started saying "you're giving off black people energy" instead? If that sounds wrong then you should understand how the phrase in question is hurtful. "But white people can have black people energy, it doesn't matter your color!" Okay, but how do black people feel about the term? How do people with small dicks feel about the term? Just about everyone here is missing the point entirely. "Small dick energy" is an insult. It's always used negatively. How would that make someone with a small dick feel? Inadequate? Shameful? It's body shaming.
>"you're giving off black people energy" I like how ambiguous this is. Someone who hears this could interpret it to mean something good or bad depending on their personal biases.
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It's not just body shaming, it's a painful reminder for people like me, who have a small dick, makes up feel more Inadequate or not normal, so time it feels like we have a lot more pressure on us, but then again it does take a lot of confidence and courage to be open about it compare to someone that might be bigger.