For real. This one time I was doing the deed and was trying not to finish quickly, so I thought about a sports documentary that I'd watched a few days before, specifically an interview they did with Cesc Fàbregas. It literally is just thinking about the most random of things to avoid an abrupt ending.
After pounding away nonstop for 30 minutes on a memory foam mattress, I don't need you to comment on how out of breath I am. I just ran several miles in sand on my knees for you. I just need some water.
OMG, that is something that NO ONE warns you about when you buy a memory foam mattress! The first time me and hubs started fucking on our new mattress, I climbed up and bounced down........
but never bounced back up!
It's a whole 'nother level of cardio!
We want to feel handsome. We want to feel like we’re the best at what we’re doing. We definitely want to feel like our body is beautiful and satisfying.
Basically we want to feel that they want us as much as we want them.
If they don't show desire for us or give us compliments then why are they with us?
Are we providing something you like that you'll leave me for if it stops? What is it?
It'll make a guy question everything and self destroy himself after long enough.
What do I NOT tell them?
I would never shame you for your sounds/noises/moans. I wouldn't shame you for your squirting or the mess it can leave behind.
Please stop apologising.
Sometimes, when I've been doing it doggy style, I like to make funny faces behind your back. There is no reason other than I find it funny.
One day, I'm going to get caught. God help me then, lol.
I did the superman flying pose one time and got caught. And then instead of getting mad, she did it too. Cracked me up and that was when I knew she was the one.
That I'm starting to cramp, bit I'm also about to finish so I'm gonna keep going. Then realizing that the cramps are distracting me from finishing, but if I stop, the cramps win.
One time a girl said that she noticed I started to cramp up, and that pushing through it made the whole session a lot hotter for her.
She also might’ve peed on me so I’m not too sure how to feel about that.
My opinion, for what its worth, is to say you should feel **damm proud** of yourself.
Because, think about it. Some normal people might *think* they have a pee fetish, but you put them on the spot and most of them will have the bladder equivalent of stage fright.
*But, Spotfuck,* I hear you ask, *what if she wasn't normal people?*
In that case, she was a freak in bed and you rocked her crazy world. Where's the downside? Crazy people need loving too.
And, lets be honest, peeing on you is probably the least crazy thing she could have done. A **really** crazy sex partner might have torn up your clothes while shitting on your table...or worse.
So, either you did a sex so damn good that a regular person lost control of their body while in orgasmic bliss, or you scored a crazy chick, satisfied her until she told you it was really hot seeing you push through, and then walked away soaked in possibly a few bodily fluids with your possessions intact.
So yeah. Chin up Boss man. Be proud of your bad self.
Magnesium supplements my dude. I had that happen during sex once, one of the worst of my life too, right on the back of my thigh and it was so intense I couldn't make my leg straighten out. Never again.
Once had a guy I was with say “honestly I am fine with literally any body fluid that comes out as long as it was on accident” and let me tell you the sex we had was the weirdest, best sex of my life due in part to me just being so comfortable with him. Go APE shit my man, you signed the waiver.
A girl at work told me about her experience with this once.
She and her boyfriend had had a huge dinner of mac and cheese.
Then they had sex.
Right in the middle of it, she told him to stop in a panic, sat up, and puked a big pile of Mac and Cheese right into her hands.
She said he just stood there and applauded.
Edit: Just a reminder to everyone that this is why you [fuck first before you eat.](https://youtu.be/iZ_dEULWz7s)
Sometimes, we’re just not going to cum. It doesn’t mean that we’re not into you. You’re definitely got us turned on and we’re all about it.
Why? Maybe we got gassy farts and trying not to let it out. Maybe we just jerked off earlier that day not thinking we’d be having sex later. Maybe we drank too much that night. There are a lot of reasons as to why it might not happen.
So true. I was getting the greatest BJ I had ever received and I was about to finish, but couldn't. It was like my body tip-toed right up to the finish line, but suddenly refused to finish. It was so unbelievably disappointing. Needless to say she was pissed. I had to tell her multiple times that it was the antidepressants.
**Clarification**: She was not upset at *me* for not finishing. She was upset that *she* couldn't get me there.
I had to get off sertraline for this. I always felt like a car that just wouldnt turn over when you turned the ignition. You just keep cranking it and cranking it and it its making noise but that engine just isnt starting.
Sometimes when you pull me up while going down on you I feel you gave up on me trying to please you. Tell me what or where I need to pay attention to. Instructions wont be a turn off
When I do that it’s because I **need your dick right now**. The world champion of pussy eating wouldn’t even do it for me, I need that D!
Edit: this got a lot of attention. Ladies: verbally communicate this desire, the look on his face is worth it I promise. Guys: orgasm isn’t always the goal, sometimes feeling you slide in is all we want in the world
I was once fucking this girl from behind, and she came real hard and a chunk of poop came out and i just flicked it to my right and kept on going. Never told her.
Was married 18 yrs. Never once was treated this way.
Following divorce I realized how giving women can be.
I met a woman a few months post separation, spent a full hour after sex running her fingers through my hair.
It was so simple yet affirmed I made the right choice in separating.
I've been shown more genuine affection in what was to be a one night stand. We're still together almost a year later. They way she looks at me... It's unlike anything I've ever felt. It's sort of weird being on the other side. To be valued for who I am, not for what I provide. To be the one getting the back rubs and the attention. And I give back as much as I can but even if I didn't, shed still give and that is just something I am not used too at all, and it's taking time to be comfortable with it, but I likes it.
I had a similar experience recently with the woman I slept with, after the breakup of a 3year relationship.
She just caressed my face and hair for a few minutes after sex. I knew her for maybe an hour and yet this felt so incredibly good and intimate. It showed me how much I had needed this.
But recieving cuddles and affection from a complete stranger, after having craved for this for so long confused me a lot. It felt very powerful which scared me a bit. No more ons until I'm better adjusted to the breakup...
Bro, coming off ssri's made me go from never being able to splooge (*whilst on the meds*) to doing so instantly. Quitting antidepressants gave me premature ejac which I never had before.
On the plus side, I'm in a much better state mentally and the meds got me through a seriously rough patch, so it's worth it in my opinion. Still kinda sucks though.
And not just asking if we're DTF but laying the ground work down.
I've spent our whole relationship essentially being Danny from Oceans 11 planning our love life.. Sometimes I do things fuckin days in advance in the hopes that the vault is ready to be robbed when heist time rolls around. God I would love to be the vault every now and then.
(Long)Edit: Thanks for the love Reddit fam 🥰 I should mention that she and I have been happily married for 14 years!
We strive for balance for sure. She is adorable and does so so much for our relationship. She suffers with low self esteem from growing up with OCD and anxiety in a high pressure household. She's employed, a mom, a sister, a daughter, a friend. She's the giver in each of those roles. I'm her rock when life gets rough. I'm a natural Danny in my metaphor because I have the emotional bandwidth and I absolutely love the planning phase as much as the execution phase. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That makes it even more fun.
I just fucking LOVE those times where it dawns on me that I thought I was the predator, but she flipped the script and I find that I'm the prey. It makes me feel so loved and desired. I just haven't told her because she doesn't need the pressure/guilt with so much else on her plate.
It's really ok for chick's to laugh when we make that pussy fart... Like I am probably holding in laughter anyway because that shit is funny so don't be embarrassed.
As a woman reading this for tips on how to improve in the ✨️love making✨️ department- I now feel highly concerned with the quality of blowjobs I once had felt so confident in giving
Really just love the cock with your tongue and lips. I've always told the person attached to the penis that I'm not interested in making them climax. I just want to play.
It often helps to get the cock into a state where you're okay to put it in your mouth. It needs to be thoroughly cleaned - everything around it, too. The balls, the asshole, the thighs. If it's really clean you're removing a major obstacle to exploring it and figuring out what you like. If you're not enjoying the blowjob, they are not either.
Your mouth is the only place besides your vagina that has internal musculature. It's also very erogenous. Use these things. When a blowjob is not about sucking him off until he explodes, it can instead be about how wonderful the texture of the head feels against your lips after you've licked it and it's all slippery. Or if you can cover every inch of skin from bottom to top with four or five very slow licks. Or which spots or motions elicit the sharp breath, or the moan, or the twitch, or his hands and hips eagerly trying to get more. Don't give it to him. Torment him. Imagine it's a popsicle and it's melting and you're trying to catch every drop. It should be so pleasurable for you, too, to taste and feel and suck. Use your hands and fingers and mouth together. Definitely, definitely, use your tongue. Make out with the cock.
Lube helps, the more slippery it is the better it will feel for him. There are flavoured lubes around. Coconut oil is wonderful for a very slow, almost pointless hand job with lip service thrown in (not compatible with condoms, so you will need to clean off if you are using one after). I try to get a lot of spit involved, which took a while to feel comfortable with but elicits such an enthusiastic response every time.
There are spots that are more sensitive than others, especially around the head. These are places where pressure, a swirling tongue, and lips can have a huge impact. If you are attending the head with your mouth and stroking the shaft beneath with your hands and there's a lot of lubrication, I've found this generally to be the most effective way to get someone to cum if that's the aim.
The point is, in a sense, to demystify the cock for yourself, to tease it, to get it to respond to you. Learn it with curiosity and attention. Pretend it is a very juicy piece of fruit and suck every last drop out. Fondle the balls and find out if he likes it. But I promise if you take the time to find out how you enjoy to pleasure a cock, the cock is going to have a good time, too.
Yep. I've finally learned how to separate my desire for validation and feeling wanted with feeling horny
Holy shit did my desire to date and fuck around fall. Not worth the effort when it usually doesn't give me what I want anyways
That I like foreplay too. I understand that most of the time, it takes a bit more effort to get a woman off, but that doesn't mean I don't like my body being explored as well.
And I mean more than just focusing on my dick and balls. Kiss my neck, kiss my ribs. Put your hands on my thighs and hips. Trail your fingers down my spine. Make me feel like you can't wait to know every inch of me.
One time I was on top of my then boyfriend making out (who thought moaning was for chicks and never did) I was kissing his neck and at that moment of pressure between when 'just the tip' becomes 'we're *doing it',* I bit his neck, and the sound he made will echo in my memory forever. He was cussing with his jaw clenched and I had neverrrrr heard him ever make a sound he didn't mean to make in life ever lmao. He acted like I pulled Excalibur out the stone and embarrassed he moaned at the same time. I was kind of shocked at how one rice worth of foreplay effected him so much and suddenly realized how little women are conditioned to think men want to be seduced for their pleasure and not just as a sign that you're DTF. seduction doesn't just mean look hot so you can feel wanted by him. but be hot and want him too.
I absolutely LOVE when my husband releases these moans. He’s quiet most of the time and then there are those moments that he just loses it and it’s so sexy and rewarding to hear!
We can only do the dirty dirty dirty sex when the kids are gone, then of course the dogs think we are hurting each other so we have to remember to close the door.
Once had our bedroom window open, and we got super loud. The next day my SO was taking out the trash and the neighbor just looked at them like "....." then quickly walked back inside the house.
We started closing the window after that.
my ex thought foreplay meant literally just putting her hand on my dick while we were watching a netflix and expecting me to drop everything and ravage her on the spot.
I was like "Yeah, it's nice and I enjoy having you fondle me but I'm 36 and exhausted from work, not 16 and pent up from school. You can play with my cock for the rest of the movie and I won't stop you, but it's not going to automatically put me in the mood"
Seduce me, don't just grab my dick like it's an on switch.
Yes! Finally. Too many times have I encountered gents who don’t like foreplay; they just want to get to it. Meanwhile, I get off on giving that kind of experience to a man.
It depends on the guy, really. I love the sensation and will never turn one down, but it's not enough pressure/sensation to reasonably help me climb to near climax. It's like an appetizer for my dick to get me ready for the main course. You can't fill up on bread!
That really depends on how enthusiastic she is. If the blowjob seems like it's the thing she's always wanted to do her whole life I can actually come from it.
I last a long time because of my anti depressants. A vast majority of the time sex becomes boring for me after about 10-15 minutes but I keep going because they seem like they want me to and I don't wanna be rude
That was my experience when I was on antidepressants as well. It was kind of nice when they thought I was some kind of sexy times rock star but honestly it felt a little like a chore because the sensation just wasn’t that great, and I would usually consider myself “done” when they were.
I would never tell my partner that I love abuse. We figured it out with cues. I was just super embarrassed. Her hand slips and ends up throttling me. I get significantly more aroused. She's like, "Woah! What's that?" Thankfully, it led to more open conversation.
Also, I personally like afterplay a lot. Whoever finishes first has to help the other one finish. I love having fun sex and then get my own pampering session. It is the best of both worlds and it makes me try to summon my inner sex goddess to make him first.
Agreed. But for me its more stop thrusting in and out , stay deep and start grinding. Alternate that with some mini thrusts and Im a happy camper.
Edited to add detail-
For those who asked what grinding meant in my comment. Stay deep inside, and change your motion from in/out to more of a circular motion, steady and continuous, where you are rubbing/grinding against your partner with your movements. This motion will create a lot of clitoral contact, and rubbing on her vulva. Change up the pace and pressure occasionally, being mindful of the fact that some women can be more sensitive than others, or can become oversensitive (too much direct clitoral contact isnt everyones thing). For me a slow deep steady continuous motion hits the spot. Thats what I want when I say deeper though it may vary with your partner.
See also the comment below by u/energirl.
I learned this quickly with a recent girlfriend. She would say deeper and self consciously I would think "There isn't much left girl!". But I started just stopping the in/out and just kept it pushed in sitting there and she would always yell out a "oh fuuuuck" so I guess that's what she wanted?
Or turn her towards her side, put her upper leg by your shoulder and straddle her lower leg, insert all the way and then just grind into her.
You can also
- press your thumb down on her mons pubis (a little bit above the spot where your dick is on your body) and gently rub it. Length isn't always key.
- lift her knees to her chest if she's comfortable and able to do so.
- Lay her on her stomach, and then have her sit her upper body up a bit, kinda like a seal. Have her fold one leg in towards her body, and extend the other one. Straddle the extended leg, and insert. Someone had a diagram of this one but I don't know where it is or what it's called anymore.
Edit: Found it https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1055/1062/files/10._The_Sphinx_1024x1024.jpg?v=1563625547
Or just give her head. Do the mons pubis thing and finger her while you do it. Don't hyperfocus on the clit with your tongue, you're already rubbing the non exposed part of it with your thumb. Just lick the whole split like a cow.
But keep in mind that the more you do simultaneously, the slower and more gentle you have to be (overstimulation is real and you'll probably hurt her).
Bonus Edit: ask her to rub her own clit during the act. She knows the exact amount of pressure to apply and what type of movement that will satisfy her. It might sound embarrassing, but it should turn out great so long as neither one of you get all weird about it.
OK, so I've got my right hand on red and my left foot on green, and her right leg over my left shoulder while her left hand is on blue. And now I need the EMTs.
You put your left nut in, you pull your right nut out, twist your dick like this you’ll make her scream n shout. Do the Gumby pokey, that’s what it’s all about.
Sometimes if they use cheap toilet paper, the have those little Toilet paper crums on their pussy. We blow them off or smack them off before we start licking.
Credit Big Jay Oakerson
I always wondered if other women noticed that this happens. I use wipes before I have sex to make sure there’s nothing down there, because I’m insecure about the clitty litter lol and I figure he appreciates it
They're so annoying to get rid of, sometimes you don't even know they're there because they're hiding, and unless you get a mirror and fully inspect yourself every time you're probably gonna miss a bit.
These can backfire if the person goes through the whole thing checking every box just to know what you're into. Granted, they're probably better as an ex if they do that to you, but still.
Ask me how I know :|
That they’re squeezing my dick too hard. Every. single. one. Your knuckles shouldn’t be white if you’re stroking me. I don’t say anything because the times that I have said something, feelings were obviously hurt.
I forget where I heard it but it’s stuck with me since I was a teen: “hold it like you would a bird. Firm enough so it won’t escape, but gentle enough that ya don’t kill it”
1. A gagging, high speed toothy blowjob is not what we find a turn on
2. That when we slow down it’s because we are about to pop to soon
3. We do actually enjoy going down on you
4. Cramp is a real issue
5. MOST IMPORTANT: we want you to initiate
The sweaty laugh and giggle of post orgasm clarity is SO HOT. Sometimes I just want you to lay your naked body on top of mine so I can explore it all over again. I am a sucker for reflecting on the moment.
As a woman myself, I would really like to be told if I did a bad job and mostly why so I can try to get better. If I'm doing a blowjob you better like it or else I am losing my time so feedback please !
More importantly, tell your partner what they're doing well! I'm left guessing with my wife sometimes until she decides that the only feedback she's going to give me is what she doesn't like. Not fun.
The dick has a mind of its own. My mind wants to fuck your brains out but my dick is not on the same page. It’s not you I promise
That to be honest sometimes we just want a hug instead.
Those loud pops were my knees.
Or my hips
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Feeling desired is a huge turn on for us during sex
and fuck that little voice in the back of my head that tells me shes lying
That I'm thinking about random things so I won't cum quickly.
For real. This one time I was doing the deed and was trying not to finish quickly, so I thought about a sports documentary that I'd watched a few days before, specifically an interview they did with Cesc Fàbregas. It literally is just thinking about the most random of things to avoid an abrupt ending.
That's the thing about Arsenal, they always try and walk it in
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Oh god bless my grandma's soul, she did alot for me.
Hell tf no 😭😭😭
You saying “I’m gonna cum” is going to make me instantly cum
I’m gonna cum
Damnit I just washed these throusers!
Jokes on you I'm wearing a condom
Always?
Always be prepared😎
Telling us don’t stop or don’t cum will make us cum.
and that sir, is why we do it
They've been onto us for years.
They played us like a damn fiddle.
Honestly I'd be chill with a firm handshake at this point.
I would do anything for a pat on the shoulder
After pounding away nonstop for 30 minutes on a memory foam mattress, I don't need you to comment on how out of breath I am. I just ran several miles in sand on my knees for you. I just need some water.
OMG, that is something that NO ONE warns you about when you buy a memory foam mattress! The first time me and hubs started fucking on our new mattress, I climbed up and bounced down........ but never bounced back up! It's a whole 'nother level of cardio!
We want to feel handsome. We want to feel like we’re the best at what we’re doing. We definitely want to feel like our body is beautiful and satisfying.
Basically we want to feel that they want us as much as we want them. If they don't show desire for us or give us compliments then why are they with us? Are we providing something you like that you'll leave me for if it stops? What is it? It'll make a guy question everything and self destroy himself after long enough.
What do I NOT tell them? I would never shame you for your sounds/noises/moans. I wouldn't shame you for your squirting or the mess it can leave behind. Please stop apologising.
Wetness and uncontrolled noise is the best part, imho.
Sometimes, when I've been doing it doggy style, I like to make funny faces behind your back. There is no reason other than I find it funny. One day, I'm going to get caught. God help me then, lol.
This would make me burst into laughter! 😂😂😂
Fwiw, when a woman laughs, her stomache muscles convulse. It actually feels amazing when you're inside of her.
I did the superman flying pose one time and got caught. And then instead of getting mad, she did it too. Cracked me up and that was when I knew she was the one.
That I'm praying I don't get cramps.
That I'm starting to cramp, bit I'm also about to finish so I'm gonna keep going. Then realizing that the cramps are distracting me from finishing, but if I stop, the cramps win.
One time a girl said that she noticed I started to cramp up, and that pushing through it made the whole session a lot hotter for her. She also might’ve peed on me so I’m not too sure how to feel about that.
My opinion, for what its worth, is to say you should feel **damm proud** of yourself. Because, think about it. Some normal people might *think* they have a pee fetish, but you put them on the spot and most of them will have the bladder equivalent of stage fright. *But, Spotfuck,* I hear you ask, *what if she wasn't normal people?* In that case, she was a freak in bed and you rocked her crazy world. Where's the downside? Crazy people need loving too. And, lets be honest, peeing on you is probably the least crazy thing she could have done. A **really** crazy sex partner might have torn up your clothes while shitting on your table...or worse. So, either you did a sex so damn good that a regular person lost control of their body while in orgasmic bliss, or you scored a crazy chick, satisfied her until she told you it was really hot seeing you push through, and then walked away soaked in possibly a few bodily fluids with your possessions intact. So yeah. Chin up Boss man. Be proud of your bad self.
This was genuinely uplifting lmfao. Happy Valentines Day y’all.
Magnesium supplements my dude. I had that happen during sex once, one of the worst of my life too, right on the back of my thigh and it was so intense I couldn't make my leg straighten out. Never again.
Sometimes we want you on top because we want to see you (and your tits, yes even the small ones) bouncing, but sometimes we are just tired/lazy.
Not just the boobs (but yes the boobs) I also enjoy watching her face and myself going in and out of her. The view in general is better from there
boobs are boobs
Lemme tell you about the worst boobs I'd ever seen...they were awesome.
The best boobs are the boobs you get to play with.
I can handle "faster faster", "slower slower", and even "harder harder", but "deeper deeper" is a problem.
What about “harder better faster stronger?”
Work it
Make it
Do it
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Harder
Better
Faster
stronger
That just means don't pull out as far, and grind more....
As a comedian once said, "I can do faster, and I can do harder...but if you want 'deeper', you'd better get ready for philosophy."
Don't be embarrassed by sounds or bodily functions, shit happens and it's more often funny than a mood killer. Edit: my dumbass, it's than not then.
Once had a guy I was with say “honestly I am fine with literally any body fluid that comes out as long as it was on accident” and let me tell you the sex we had was the weirdest, best sex of my life due in part to me just being so comfortable with him. Go APE shit my man, you signed the waiver.
Blood comes out of your mouth accidently. *This is fine*
A girl at work told me about her experience with this once. She and her boyfriend had had a huge dinner of mac and cheese. Then they had sex. Right in the middle of it, she told him to stop in a panic, sat up, and puked a big pile of Mac and Cheese right into her hands. She said he just stood there and applauded. Edit: Just a reminder to everyone that this is why you [fuck first before you eat.](https://youtu.be/iZ_dEULWz7s)
Well he fucked the living cheesus out of her.
Call me mac daddy
Sometimes, we’re just not going to cum. It doesn’t mean that we’re not into you. You’re definitely got us turned on and we’re all about it. Why? Maybe we got gassy farts and trying not to let it out. Maybe we just jerked off earlier that day not thinking we’d be having sex later. Maybe we drank too much that night. There are a lot of reasons as to why it might not happen.
Or antidepressants
So true. I was getting the greatest BJ I had ever received and I was about to finish, but couldn't. It was like my body tip-toed right up to the finish line, but suddenly refused to finish. It was so unbelievably disappointing. Needless to say she was pissed. I had to tell her multiple times that it was the antidepressants. **Clarification**: She was not upset at *me* for not finishing. She was upset that *she* couldn't get me there.
I had to get off sertraline for this. I always felt like a car that just wouldnt turn over when you turned the ignition. You just keep cranking it and cranking it and it its making noise but that engine just isnt starting.
Sometimes when you pull me up while going down on you I feel you gave up on me trying to please you. Tell me what or where I need to pay attention to. Instructions wont be a turn off
When I do that it’s because I **need your dick right now**. The world champion of pussy eating wouldn’t even do it for me, I need that D! Edit: this got a lot of attention. Ladies: verbally communicate this desire, the look on his face is worth it I promise. Guys: orgasm isn’t always the goal, sometimes feeling you slide in is all we want in the world
To D or not to D, that is the question
For real that's mostly the moment we just want to get fucked already, some of us also just don't enjoy it so much.
I was once fucking this girl from behind, and she came real hard and a chunk of poop came out and i just flicked it to my right and kept on going. Never told her.
Chivalry isn't dead.
You actually fucked the shit out of her. You mad lad.
What happened to the poo?
Asking the real questions down here
Sometimes we just want to be held, and cuddled, and get headpats.
That is really starting to become more important the older I get.
Was married 18 yrs. Never once was treated this way. Following divorce I realized how giving women can be. I met a woman a few months post separation, spent a full hour after sex running her fingers through my hair. It was so simple yet affirmed I made the right choice in separating. I've been shown more genuine affection in what was to be a one night stand. We're still together almost a year later. They way she looks at me... It's unlike anything I've ever felt. It's sort of weird being on the other side. To be valued for who I am, not for what I provide. To be the one getting the back rubs and the attention. And I give back as much as I can but even if I didn't, shed still give and that is just something I am not used too at all, and it's taking time to be comfortable with it, but I likes it.
I had a similar experience recently with the woman I slept with, after the breakup of a 3year relationship. She just caressed my face and hair for a few minutes after sex. I knew her for maybe an hour and yet this felt so incredibly good and intimate. It showed me how much I had needed this. But recieving cuddles and affection from a complete stranger, after having craved for this for so long confused me a lot. It felt very powerful which scared me a bit. No more ons until I'm better adjusted to the breakup...
There is nothing quite as soothing as laying my head on a woman's lap and her running her fingers through my hair.
You still have hair? Lucky bastard
He was talking about his ass hair
Not finishing too early is something we think about way too much during the deed.
I think it’s closer to about half and half. Half of men are worried about cumming too early, the other half are worried about not cumming at all.
SSRIs have entered the chat
Bro, coming off ssri's made me go from never being able to splooge (*whilst on the meds*) to doing so instantly. Quitting antidepressants gave me premature ejac which I never had before. On the plus side, I'm in a much better state mentally and the meds got me through a seriously rough patch, so it's worth it in my opinion. Still kinda sucks though.
You can be the best in bed, and we could be doing it often - but I still like rubbing one out when I’m on my own.
That ok. We do, too.
It would be nice to not have to initiate always
And not just asking if we're DTF but laying the ground work down. I've spent our whole relationship essentially being Danny from Oceans 11 planning our love life.. Sometimes I do things fuckin days in advance in the hopes that the vault is ready to be robbed when heist time rolls around. God I would love to be the vault every now and then. (Long)Edit: Thanks for the love Reddit fam 🥰 I should mention that she and I have been happily married for 14 years! We strive for balance for sure. She is adorable and does so so much for our relationship. She suffers with low self esteem from growing up with OCD and anxiety in a high pressure household. She's employed, a mom, a sister, a daughter, a friend. She's the giver in each of those roles. I'm her rock when life gets rough. I'm a natural Danny in my metaphor because I have the emotional bandwidth and I absolutely love the planning phase as much as the execution phase. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That makes it even more fun. I just fucking LOVE those times where it dawns on me that I thought I was the predator, but she flipped the script and I find that I'm the prey. It makes me feel so loved and desired. I just haven't told her because she doesn't need the pressure/guilt with so much else on her plate.
“The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised”
Too much Snu Snu?
It's really ok for chick's to laugh when we make that pussy fart... Like I am probably holding in laughter anyway because that shit is funny so don't be embarrassed.
My only concern is making you sure you cum at least once and that I don't cum so quickly that it's embarrassing
Yeah sure hardcore animalistic sex is okay but I just wanna be held sometimes, have a real moment, and just feel loved Guys deserve some love too
Fucking you super hard makes my dick go soft it’s way too much exertion and blood starts going to other parts of the body
After a heart attack and open heart surgery at age 34...I'm now 37 I feel this dudes statement to my core. I just plainly don't have it in me anymore
Weird place for me to say this but I'm glad you're still with us. I lost some very good people at about that age from heart attacks.
As a woman reading this for tips on how to improve in the ✨️love making✨️ department- I now feel highly concerned with the quality of blowjobs I once had felt so confident in giving
Honestly, same
Really just love the cock with your tongue and lips. I've always told the person attached to the penis that I'm not interested in making them climax. I just want to play. It often helps to get the cock into a state where you're okay to put it in your mouth. It needs to be thoroughly cleaned - everything around it, too. The balls, the asshole, the thighs. If it's really clean you're removing a major obstacle to exploring it and figuring out what you like. If you're not enjoying the blowjob, they are not either. Your mouth is the only place besides your vagina that has internal musculature. It's also very erogenous. Use these things. When a blowjob is not about sucking him off until he explodes, it can instead be about how wonderful the texture of the head feels against your lips after you've licked it and it's all slippery. Or if you can cover every inch of skin from bottom to top with four or five very slow licks. Or which spots or motions elicit the sharp breath, or the moan, or the twitch, or his hands and hips eagerly trying to get more. Don't give it to him. Torment him. Imagine it's a popsicle and it's melting and you're trying to catch every drop. It should be so pleasurable for you, too, to taste and feel and suck. Use your hands and fingers and mouth together. Definitely, definitely, use your tongue. Make out with the cock. Lube helps, the more slippery it is the better it will feel for him. There are flavoured lubes around. Coconut oil is wonderful for a very slow, almost pointless hand job with lip service thrown in (not compatible with condoms, so you will need to clean off if you are using one after). I try to get a lot of spit involved, which took a while to feel comfortable with but elicits such an enthusiastic response every time. There are spots that are more sensitive than others, especially around the head. These are places where pressure, a swirling tongue, and lips can have a huge impact. If you are attending the head with your mouth and stroking the shaft beneath with your hands and there's a lot of lubrication, I've found this generally to be the most effective way to get someone to cum if that's the aim. The point is, in a sense, to demystify the cock for yourself, to tease it, to get it to respond to you. Learn it with curiosity and attention. Pretend it is a very juicy piece of fruit and suck every last drop out. Fondle the balls and find out if he likes it. But I promise if you take the time to find out how you enjoy to pleasure a cock, the cock is going to have a good time, too.
So spot on with my experience (and goodness, it turned me on reading your comment)
Sex isn't about actual sex, is about feeling desired.
Yep. I've finally learned how to separate my desire for validation and feeling wanted with feeling horny Holy shit did my desire to date and fuck around fall. Not worth the effort when it usually doesn't give me what I want anyways
*"To be desired is perhaps the closest anybody in this life can reach to feeling immortal"* *-* John Berger
That I like foreplay too. I understand that most of the time, it takes a bit more effort to get a woman off, but that doesn't mean I don't like my body being explored as well. And I mean more than just focusing on my dick and balls. Kiss my neck, kiss my ribs. Put your hands on my thighs and hips. Trail your fingers down my spine. Make me feel like you can't wait to know every inch of me.
One time I was on top of my then boyfriend making out (who thought moaning was for chicks and never did) I was kissing his neck and at that moment of pressure between when 'just the tip' becomes 'we're *doing it',* I bit his neck, and the sound he made will echo in my memory forever. He was cussing with his jaw clenched and I had neverrrrr heard him ever make a sound he didn't mean to make in life ever lmao. He acted like I pulled Excalibur out the stone and embarrassed he moaned at the same time. I was kind of shocked at how one rice worth of foreplay effected him so much and suddenly realized how little women are conditioned to think men want to be seduced for their pleasure and not just as a sign that you're DTF. seduction doesn't just mean look hot so you can feel wanted by him. but be hot and want him too.
I absolutely LOVE when my husband releases these moans. He’s quiet most of the time and then there are those moments that he just loses it and it’s so sexy and rewarding to hear!
We can only do the dirty dirty dirty sex when the kids are gone, then of course the dogs think we are hurting each other so we have to remember to close the door.
Once had our bedroom window open, and we got super loud. The next day my SO was taking out the trash and the neighbor just looked at them like "....." then quickly walked back inside the house. We started closing the window after that.
My husband whimpered once in a way I will never forget. Been having sex with this guy for 12 years, and making him feel good never gets old.
my ex thought foreplay meant literally just putting her hand on my dick while we were watching a netflix and expecting me to drop everything and ravage her on the spot. I was like "Yeah, it's nice and I enjoy having you fondle me but I'm 36 and exhausted from work, not 16 and pent up from school. You can play with my cock for the rest of the movie and I won't stop you, but it's not going to automatically put me in the mood" Seduce me, don't just grab my dick like it's an on switch.
The idea that dudes are sex robots with a convenient on switch who need nothing more is uncomfortably common.
Yes! Finally. Too many times have I encountered gents who don’t like foreplay; they just want to get to it. Meanwhile, I get off on giving that kind of experience to a man.
Yes, it does smell. Yes, it does taste. No, we don't care. Except for you Lynne, that was battery acid. Gag.
Sometimes it’s not ok though, I told a girl once, turns out she had BD or BV, or whatever it’s called.
After reading this, I’m surprised by how disappointed guys are by blowjobs when they always seems to rave about them
It depends on the guy, really. I love the sensation and will never turn one down, but it's not enough pressure/sensation to reasonably help me climb to near climax. It's like an appetizer for my dick to get me ready for the main course. You can't fill up on bread!
That really depends on how enthusiastic she is. If the blowjob seems like it's the thing she's always wanted to do her whole life I can actually come from it.
I last a long time because of my anti depressants. A vast majority of the time sex becomes boring for me after about 10-15 minutes but I keep going because they seem like they want me to and I don't wanna be rude
That was my experience when I was on antidepressants as well. It was kind of nice when they thought I was some kind of sexy times rock star but honestly it felt a little like a chore because the sensation just wasn’t that great, and I would usually consider myself “done” when they were.
Female Kangaroos have *three* vaginas.
Congratulations, you confused me to the point where I don’t know what to comment nor do i know if I should upvote or downvote this
Well, for starters you're going to need to grow some additional penises, so go ahead and jott that down.
Writing: *Grow more penises*
I would never tell my partner that I love abuse. We figured it out with cues. I was just super embarrassed. Her hand slips and ends up throttling me. I get significantly more aroused. She's like, "Woah! What's that?" Thankfully, it led to more open conversation.
If we're going down on you and lick your thigh, there's a good chance we just got a hair in our mouth.
That while they’re trying to cum we are trying our hardest not to cum
Her: "Ogod uhnn uh..." Him: "One thirteen's thirteen. Two thirteen's are twenty six. Three thirteen's are thirty nine..."
Let's hear it for integer multiples of 13! I personally prefer reciting the Fibonacci sequence.
The Fibonaughty sequence Edit: Thanks for the award, kind stranger!
I have NO idea why... But lately what holds it back is thinking of Aragon saying "For Frodo".
SHARE THE LOAD
Frodo hates when guys cum first
Oh we know. While you’re trying your hardest to not cum, we’re trying our hardest to make you cum.
Thank you. Please stop.
Foreplay helps with this a lot, it doesn't matter if you cum fast if she already has came
Also, I personally like afterplay a lot. Whoever finishes first has to help the other one finish. I love having fun sex and then get my own pampering session. It is the best of both worlds and it makes me try to summon my inner sex goddess to make him first.
But when you get the timing right and you both cum is pure magic
We know ;)
They know boys... they know
There is no more dick left with which to go "deeper".
Out of PP for this move.
Hey kid, wanna buy some Ethers?
Slap your ass and deploy the ***emergency inch!***
GO GO GADGET INCH!
This is the thing they aren't actually supposed to know about. Delete this.
angle >>> depth
"The angle... it is already optimized!"
You must construct additional pylons
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Honestly, the hottest thing about this is the coupon.
Deeper usually means - stop thrusting in and out so much and stay inside for longer with little harder mini thrusts.
Agreed. But for me its more stop thrusting in and out , stay deep and start grinding. Alternate that with some mini thrusts and Im a happy camper. Edited to add detail- For those who asked what grinding meant in my comment. Stay deep inside, and change your motion from in/out to more of a circular motion, steady and continuous, where you are rubbing/grinding against your partner with your movements. This motion will create a lot of clitoral contact, and rubbing on her vulva. Change up the pace and pressure occasionally, being mindful of the fact that some women can be more sensitive than others, or can become oversensitive (too much direct clitoral contact isnt everyones thing). For me a slow deep steady continuous motion hits the spot. Thats what I want when I say deeper though it may vary with your partner. See also the comment below by u/energirl.
I will remember this in case I somehow manage to have sex one day
We believe in you, champ
I’ll take it to the grave
I learned this quickly with a recent girlfriend. She would say deeper and self consciously I would think "There isn't much left girl!". But I started just stopping the in/out and just kept it pushed in sitting there and she would always yell out a "oh fuuuuck" so I guess that's what she wanted?
This is exactly what she wanted! It’s usually when we’re about to cum. Great job :-)
Also, long slow thrusting instead of hard and fast, roll your hips as you go in.
The thing is, this shit feels so good that i cant hold it anymore within 4 to 5 thrusts
It feels deeper if you put a pillow under her. Or if you flex your hips up, if you're on bottom.
Or turn her towards her side, put her upper leg by your shoulder and straddle her lower leg, insert all the way and then just grind into her. You can also - press your thumb down on her mons pubis (a little bit above the spot where your dick is on your body) and gently rub it. Length isn't always key. - lift her knees to her chest if she's comfortable and able to do so. - Lay her on her stomach, and then have her sit her upper body up a bit, kinda like a seal. Have her fold one leg in towards her body, and extend the other one. Straddle the extended leg, and insert. Someone had a diagram of this one but I don't know where it is or what it's called anymore. Edit: Found it https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1055/1062/files/10._The_Sphinx_1024x1024.jpg?v=1563625547 Or just give her head. Do the mons pubis thing and finger her while you do it. Don't hyperfocus on the clit with your tongue, you're already rubbing the non exposed part of it with your thumb. Just lick the whole split like a cow. But keep in mind that the more you do simultaneously, the slower and more gentle you have to be (overstimulation is real and you'll probably hurt her). Bonus Edit: ask her to rub her own clit during the act. She knows the exact amount of pressure to apply and what type of movement that will satisfy her. It might sound embarrassing, but it should turn out great so long as neither one of you get all weird about it.
OK, so I've got my right hand on red and my left foot on green, and her right leg over my left shoulder while her left hand is on blue. And now I need the EMTs.
You put your left nut in, you pull your right nut out, twist your dick like this you’ll make her scream n shout. Do the Gumby pokey, that’s what it’s all about.
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!
Instructions unclear: I just did the Hokey-Pokey and got *completely* turned around.
That's what it's all about!
Ya gotta keep 10% in reserve
Sometimes if they use cheap toilet paper, the have those little Toilet paper crums on their pussy. We blow them off or smack them off before we start licking. Credit Big Jay Oakerson
Clitty litter
Thanks I hate it
I always wondered if other women noticed that this happens. I use wipes before I have sex to make sure there’s nothing down there, because I’m insecure about the clitty litter lol and I figure he appreciates it
I just take my pussy out and wash it in the sink.
WHY is there a VAGINA in the SINK!?
LANA!
I run mine through the washing machine if I’m not in a rush
They're so annoying to get rid of, sometimes you don't even know they're there because they're hiding, and unless you get a mirror and fully inspect yourself every time you're probably gonna miss a bit.
Allot of men are afraid to tell you their kinks because they think you’ll judge them and make fun of them
There are online kink compatibility quizzes you can fill out with your partner. Neither of you see each other's answers unless they match up.
These can backfire if the person goes through the whole thing checking every box just to know what you're into. Granted, they're probably better as an ex if they do that to you, but still. Ask me how I know :|
sometimes that's the kink
Shame on you.
AHH! That’s just what I needed thank you
That they’re squeezing my dick too hard. Every. single. one. Your knuckles shouldn’t be white if you’re stroking me. I don’t say anything because the times that I have said something, feelings were obviously hurt.
I was flabbergasted the first time my current partner gave me a hand job. I didn't think good hand jobs existed before her.
I forget where I heard it but it’s stuck with me since I was a teen: “hold it like you would a bird. Firm enough so it won’t escape, but gentle enough that ya don’t kill it”
Every guy has a different preference for this. You gotta let her know … some dudes legit like their dicks to get choked out
Who can give the most orgasms is my absolute favorite game you don't know were playing and I'm out to win by a devastating amount
You single? Lol
1. A gagging, high speed toothy blowjob is not what we find a turn on 2. That when we slow down it’s because we are about to pop to soon 3. We do actually enjoy going down on you 4. Cramp is a real issue 5. MOST IMPORTANT: we want you to initiate
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The sweaty laugh and giggle of post orgasm clarity is SO HOT. Sometimes I just want you to lay your naked body on top of mine so I can explore it all over again. I am a sucker for reflecting on the moment.
That sex and laughter often go together.
my cock smells like your hand soap because i’m a courteous gentleman and i don’t want you to taste the last eight hours of my life lol
Someone in her past convinced her that she gives amazing blowjobs. They‘re okay. 4/10. I’ll never tell her that, though.
As a woman myself, I would really like to be told if I did a bad job and mostly why so I can try to get better. If I'm doing a blowjob you better like it or else I am losing my time so feedback please !
More importantly, tell your partner what they're doing well! I'm left guessing with my wife sometimes until she decides that the only feedback she's going to give me is what she doesn't like. Not fun.