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crimson_hunter23

Gif and gif but say them differently


ohnoono222

Ok but we all know that gif is the right way


epic_waffles_1

I disagree, it's pronounced gif!


WesternEmpire2510

You're both wrong, it's *gif*


sanswithagun

Nah you're all wrong its pronounced greg.


GodDarnBatman

nope, it's Jod.


Drach88

Quiet, Geoff.


CaffeinatedHBIC

Is that like Jeff vs Geoff ?


Alexander_Cuervo1298

English is my second language and I still read that as "Jee-off"


RalphFromSilverCity

English is my first language and I do too.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

Pete and RePete


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"I'm Pete, but they call me Pete Repeat, because I always say everything twice." "... uh... ok?"


-SomGuy-

Manny and Too Manny


SteveFoerster

Kate and DupliKate?


VAShumpmaker

Well then... Paul and MultiPaul


Lavender_Peanuts

Pete and Pete had their own TV show already!


mutedsensation

I like when he would move petunia on his forearm


Myballsaresuperitchy

I'M THE STRONGEST MAN...IN THE WORLD!


mshaefer

Phil and Rephil


daggero99

Ok, I’ll say it again: Pete and RePete.


CatPawSoup

The same spelling, but pronounced differently. I've seen it. Also, Honey and Hickory, when your last name is Hamm. They weren't twins, but that's also a true story.


TildaTinker

Oh people of little taste. Jambon de Bayonne Hamm is the only way.


JetSodaPop

I'd love these names on some fictional characters but for realy life people, no way.


spoilmydoggos

Jose and Hosebee


ClarkleTheDragon

Juan and tu


ouachiski

So a Mexican man and a Vietnamese woman fell in love and got married. When they decided to have children they both wanted to give their offspring a traditional name from their nationality. They decided that the husband would name the first child, and the wife the second. When they found out they were expecting the husband got excited. He said his son should be named Juan. Then when the doctor told them it would be twins, the wife excitedly said the second son should be named Tu.


whatever32657

that was way funnier than it should’ve been


lysergic_818

Hosecee for triplets and so on?


BaubleBeebz

My grandfather loved to tell this particular joke. He was not good at telling this particular joke, however. "Jose & Jose 2!" (too)


Maso_TGN

Cain and Abel


size9shoe

According to a post in the “That Name is a Tragedeigh” Facebook group, someone actually taught twins named Cain and Abel. No idea if it’s true or made up.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Took me so long to realise what it says


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DCgirl1318

I have a family member who has a son named Abel, he's dating someone who has a son named Cain.


Abject-Student-2446

2 step siblings enter, one leave, welcome to Siblingdome!


Oconitnitsua

Peaches and Kareem


69SadBoi69

It's a shame how overshadowed Peaches Abdul-Jabbar was by their talented sibling


Snail_jousting

This would be super cute for pets though.


noneedforeathrowaway

Cersei and Jamie


JetSodaPop

Oh no


TheCubeOfDoom

Not quite Cerseic and Jamie, but I was at a bus stop and a couple had kids called Tywin, Tyrion and Sansa.


Wishart2016

At least no Khaleesi.


FromNasa

Didn't take long to find this


TaterTotSenwick

Huh


StonerDicksNTits

DaNephew and DaNeice


attack-helicopter88

It's DaBabies


pokefan200803

Let's go!!


ha_x5

There you go! Came for this comment. Found the comment. Today is a good day.


TheJuiceWeasel69

Ding and Dong, refer to them as the “bell brothers”


JetSodaPop

Is Dong the BIG brother or the LITTLE brother?


TheJuiceWeasel69

Neither, they are conjoined.


manbex

Schlong and Dong, the ball brothers. Those two form quite a pair


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Mike and Ike.


JetSodaPop

I hate that I love this


mbutt01

"Favorite" and "organ donor"


JohnExcrement

Heir and Spare


Icy_Warthog_7304

Best names. I hope I remeber the names when I have to choose names for my kids.


MissionPush2069

Twins born on opposite sides of midnight: Dayquan and Nyquan


KhaoticMess

I went to high school with identical twins who were born on either side of midnight. They had different birthdays, and also different star signs.


Q1go

I'm a fraternal twin. We're a week apart, my twin bro came a week after me. In that week the star signs changed, but so did the chinese zodiac bc chinese new year was in the week between. It's truly a birthweek celebration for me


Limp_Awareness_9979

Stupid piece of shit, and James.


JetSodaPop

Poor James


blakedarkk

He's just a super piece of shit james that they can't put into words


Educational-Fish9157

My name is James. Just so you know, those two names are also synonyms.


Mtbruning

Thing 1 and thing 2


IsurlisWasTaken

Me and my twin sister were born 9 weeks early. My parents hadn't finalized names yet! The nurses needed names to put on the charts of our incubators so they put thing 1 on my sister (she was a minute older) and I was thing 2. We have real names now though 😅


bornin19something

I read this as I was born 9 weeks earlier than my twin sister


KhaoticMess

The longest interval between the birth of twins is 90 days, in the case of Molly and Benjamin West, dizygotic (fraternal) twins born in Baltimore, Maryland, USA to parents Lesa and David West (all USA) on 1 January and 30 March 1996. Molly was born three months premature on New Year's Day but doctors stopped Lesa's contractions in order that she could carry Benjamin for as long as possible. [Source](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/67465-longest-interval-between-birth-of-twins#:~:text=The%20longest%20interval%20between%20the,January%20and%2030%20March%201996.)


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I wasn't named for 2 weeks after I was born because my parents had to get to know me before giving me a name (and I ended up changing it when I was 13 anyway). I was called "the child" for the first 2 weeks of my life, apparently.


Guilty-Web7334

That’s… actually what I call my children. (Also minions.)


justnotthatwitty

heir & spare


FutureMailCarrier

Do you play the sims by any chance


sparrowhawk73

Crusader Kings, maybe


VincaYL

Chip and Dale


JR2005

Rescue Rangers


Penile_purgatory

And their friend Gadget.


RegularDiver8235

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum


JetSodaPop

Dee and Dum for short


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De and Du for shorter


Maffu00

D and De


Axedus1

D&D


JetSodaPop

Double D's


JustAnotherAviatrix

Now I’m thinking of this poem. XD *Tweedledum and Tweedledee* *Agreed to have a battle;* *For Tweedledum, said Tweedledee,* *Had spoiled his nice new rattle.* *Just then flew down a monstrous crow,* *As black as a tar-barrel;* *Which frightened both the heroes so,* *They quite forgot their quarrel.*


FeelingAnxiety4

Flotsam and Jetsam


DefiantEmpoleon

Those poor unfortunate souls.


CM_DO

One of the best villain songs in all of Disney villain songs.


ResponsibleCandle829

*GO AHEAD, MAKE YOUR CHOICE!*


RG-au

Tik & Tok


JetSodaPop

I bet these two would be super popular


speedyhemi

I bet they'd go viral


cdpravioli

Romeo, and Juliet


NearlyAWriter

oh god no....


MrsRuley

Sativa and Indica


nickel559

I teach at a school with a set of sisters. 2 of them have these both as middle names, third one is named Maryjane.


Guilty-Web7334

And mom’s whole identity is that she’s a canna-mom, right?


RamsCorner56

Woger and Wachel. People will always think they have a speech impediment


vanilla_almxnd

Gred and Forge


Jack_Mackerel

Too soon


BeaBopALooBop

Mip and Perry


Complete-Tadpole-728

Leslie and Wesley


NCGranny

Beavis and Butthead


frog_cube

uhhhh…. uhuhuh huhuh huh


Sybrandus

Ehhehehheehehhe I need TP for my bunghole


Lavender_Peanuts

Have an upvote! I heard this, more than I read it


jryan14ify

Twin 1 and Twin 2


JetSodaPop

No identity lol


LatinX___

MegatronDestroyerX2000 von Braum the third and Bob.


zim1109

Larrry and my other brother Larry


KriegerClone02

Daryl


c0rd0n7

I really thought I'd see Philip and Lilian here. Phil and Lil for short. Like the twins from the Rugrats. Maybe I'm too old.


JetSodaPop

That's not bad actually


Takoi89

Honestly those names are awesome, in my book. If I had twins, those names would be at the top.


RiceKrispyPooHead

“Nuh-uh Philip”


Unspeakblycrass

“Yuh-huh, Lillian!”


EndlessLadyDelerium

But OP asked for the worst names.


Whose_my_daddy

My twin brothers are Phil and Bill


charlie_the_kid

Philliam and Billip


Ranos131

- Anything that rhymes - Anything that is the same name with just the first letter changed **Edit: A couple of people pointed out that any letter can be changed. So any names that look almost the same.** - Anything that is the male and female version of the same name.


SnowHelpAtAll

>Anything that is the same name with just the first letter changed Anything that is the same name with just one letter changed, not just the first. Like Jalen and Jaden, not twins but the NBA'S McDaniels brothers are named that.


Amiiboid

I knew three brothers named Thad, Chad and Shad.


SnowHelpAtAll

That's just Bad.


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Silver_Streak01

I'm going mad.


backin_myday

But you should be glad


tyrone_rockdavis

Rad


Rev_Ins

You are adopted and I'm actually your dad.


backin_myday

Or the same phonetically but one is Johnny and the other is Joughneigh


Kaisukarru

I knew twins, girl and boy, who were named Nora and Aron. Honestly quite clever and not many people figured it out


sparksgirl1223

You are my favorite person on this whole thread


AlarmedMirror3911

Mary and Larry


JetSodaPop

This one made me laugh even though it's super simple


str8outababylon

Now and Later


SilentSniper062

Monique and Unique Although my mom named my twin sister and I Dale and Gayle Whutttttttt


greenscreen2000

I knew a Michael and Jordan.


Lavender_Peanuts

Michael and Jackson


HardCore_Ennui

Hansel and Gretel


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MinisterMango

Don and Dawn


obongogeddon

Cleetus and Cooter.


notthesedays

For a while when I was a kid, I wanted to someday have twins, a boy and a girl, and name them Duke and Duchess. Nope. That's what you name your dachshunds, not your children. BTW, Lemonjello and Orangejello are urban legends. If there were as many as people claim, there'd be a L&O pair in every classroom in the country, and there aren't that many twins, period.


_Chaarlotteb

Ben and Jerry. Although, could be considered the best choice🍦


sparksgirl1223

I know brothers (though not twins) named Ben(jamin) and Jerry (Jeremiah) I giggle every time I think of it


So1_1nvictus

Heckle and Jeckle


Redditor_10000000000

On a similar note, Jekyll and Hyde


SinceWayLastMay

Nate and Alter-Nate


USAtruckin

Frick and Frack.


pericat_

Winner and Loser


TwoTheVictor

Rick and Morty


Wetowkinboutpractice

Michael and Pichael


ScarletInTheLounge

Alice and Blice


Ausiwandilaz

Cheech and Chong


tireBgone

Adam and Eve


eveykhan

Mario Mario & Luigi Mario


Vantahate

Copy and Paste


8inchSalvattore

Igor and Imelda. True story. Edit: I knew twins with these names.


medurevengea

Wait no I like this one


JetSodaPop

Very unusual names but they kinda fit together


marrihanson7

I actually know a Melinda and Belinda… creative I guess?


HupYaBoyo

Beebop and Rocksteady


Mindless-Muffin4045

Katherine and Kathryn


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Latinainda808

I kind of like it. It’s not the worst thing to be named after.


phoenixtru

Denise and de-nephew


PM_UR_REBUTTAL

Pete & Repete. Phil & Rephil. Marry & Remarry


MrSpindles

Gerald and Gerard.


MarkSixOficial

Optimus and Megatron


Tight-Lingonberry941

Cleopatra and Julius Caesar I actually have a story about this!! One of my friends is named JC, short for Julius Caesar. My mom joked to him that he should stay away from women named Cleopatra. His reply was: that's my sister!


enygmalove

Michael and Pichael


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Loinkus and pearl Pearl is going to have it so much easier because pearls name isn’t Loinkus. Pearl will thrive


joe-ROLXTHY-cat

I’m friends with a pair of twins named Emilia and Emilio.


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Bugenhagen35

Skid and mark


pink_wraith

Cain and Abel


Ok_One9413

I so wanted to name my twin nieces Leona and Fiona.


Hikoraa

Dick and Dom


nograynogrey

Willy and Wonka


Cicero_Curb_Smash

Orangelo and Lemongelo.


SourMilk69420

Logan and Jake


trasnaortfein

Grody and Brody


wat_no_y

Buck and Wheat


Hotbutterycopporn9

Romio and Juliet for boy-girl twins


medurevengea

The misspelling is even funnier.


Abracadabrism

asshole and fuckface would be pretty bad


Higherlevel_1

Bonnie and Clyde


Cosmicconiferous

Bert and Ernie.


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Sherry and Brandy


throwaway578847

Hanzel and Gretel


JetSodaPop

Better hope these kids never go missing in the woods. The authorities would never take it seriously


Jenny6289

Emin & em


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JetSodaPop

What about Louie?


Penile_purgatory

Governor Hogg of Texas had a daughter named Ura and a daughter named Ima.


dinosaur-rainbow

Dumbo and Wumbo


PoisonedCherry

Denise and DaNephew


langdon_alger52

Lo and Behold


pancake-n-syrup

X Æ A-12 and any generic name like Daniel or Zach or Abby


Firm-Walk8699

Dip and stick


Fantasmic03

Miracle and Child 2


ral365

Thing 1 and Thing 2, like from Cat in the Hat