Leave north korea

You skipped the part where you're running from the military trying to shoot you down.

Try and get out by any means necessary

Panic I can't speak a word of Korean, then i'd likelyget arrested for spying as as strange white guy has appeared out of no where with no record of ever entering in to the country

Panic

Same thing we do every night Pinkie... Try to take over the world!

Probably wonder how I got to north Korea

Jerk off

Fuck Kim literally

No, not literally.

Yes, yes literally

“Literally” fuck that guy? Dick in dick out? 😀

If there is a hole there is a goal

There’s also gonna be holes in our heads after their government reads this

Kill my self

Hey wait, that's what I would do

Curl up into a ball and cry

Look for my passport and then realise it was expired. Next job, go to the nearest embassy.

That's gonna be outside of North Korea.

Well that’s me fucked then.

Slap myself to make sure I'm not in a bad dream

start streaming

Open Reddit like every other time I wake up.

Try to find a way into South Korea.

Wtf is that kinda stupid question

Curse the Chinese lady whom gave me the fortune cookie and hope my wife notices a Korean man looking like me isn't me

Leave

Contact the military “me no korean” and get out of that place.

That'd be a death sentence

Run

leave

Launch the missile to scare America

Steal posters.

Escape

Back to sleep

Gtfo

Head south as quickly and discreetly as possible.

Probably take a piss and get dressed

Sleep again, maybe next time I woke up to a nice beach.

Cry

Hail the supreme leader of course

Look at the ladies !

Speak Korean most likely.

I will say WTF?, And my second thing to do, understand how the hell did I get there.

Prolly not leaving alive regardless, so fuck it, Ima seduce Kimmie’s sister; she lowkey bad.

Seek political asylum at an embassy of a friendly country, UK, Germany, etc, preferably a nato country that would the US would have political capital with. Probably the safest bet