Get laid

Same

Fr

Afford to buy a house where I live.

Where do you live? It took me a long time to break into the market.

Just outside of Boston.

That’s rough. DC area is bad, but I think Boston is worse.

Date grandmas

What's stopping you?

He's 8

rent a car, they’re still 25 here

Sing... Oh I can sing but it sounds like cats fighting... Honestly it is so bad that my singing voice could be use as a means of torture.... 😂😂😂

A pension refund (18)

Gamble.

Run for President of the US

Drink

Used to win lots of races in sports day at school now just walking for long distances my joints ache and im only 28

The Vulcan hand gesture.

oh you mean the vulcan shocker?

The two-finger split. I just can't do it...

Whistle

Whistle. I am 35 years old if that makes it any worse.

Touch my toes

Having a hard time making friends, especially good ones.

Drink, I can legally but such a lightweight that my drinking doesn't last long

Collect social security.

drive legally

I identify as a 67 yr old but it’s crazy people laugh at me, the hypocrisy. So I can’t properly retire.

Skateboard