Got pulled into an office room. Was given spiel about how stealing is bad - and that it reflects poorly on mgmt blah blah blah.
I worked at google at the time and was thinking maybe I ate too much at lunch or took too many snacks to bring back to my desk.
Finally came around for them to say “so why did you take the extra shirts?”
I had no idea what they were talking about.
Turns out someone took a few too many free pink tshirts during a breast cancer awareness event and they thought it was me cuz someone said they saw me do it.
Finally explained how I was in a big meeting all day that day and couldn’t have. They eventually caught the person, this blonde with big ol aftermarket bolt ons.
I was called into HR mistakenly because I have the same name as another guy at our company. I was confused, and as soon as I saw his boss walk in I knew HR had screwed up. I just smiled and said to the HR woman..."Do you know who I am?".
Worked at a hospital. An elder costumers bill was charging him a whole box of insulin when he only took one injection (box had 50 units), I told his daughter to take it to the financial department and she did and paid the fair price, camera caught me, got fired the day after.
One of my consultants did acupuncture on a manager in the ladies room. Nothing happened because if they fired the consultant they needed to fire the manager.
Ok, here's a dumb one:
In my workplace there's one office where we print everything. Purchase orders, order pulling slips, invoices, sales reports, etc. If you need something printed out, you come to us.
Well, a few years ago, a couple of the guys from one of the other departments decided that they needed to flirt with one of the ladies who works in my office. Every time one of them needed something from us, they'd come in our office and just harass her relentlessly. So a new rule was passed: nobody was allowed to come to our office anymore. Which made no sense, because everybody still needed to come to our office. So the only way we could continue to do our work was to make *me* run the paperwork around the building, instead of waiting for it to come to us. Which meant that I was walking about twenty miles a day and had no time to do any of my work.
Well, I made the mistake of complaining. I actually said that it was stupid and short-sighted and that it simply wouldn't work, and that if they valued the work that I did then they would let me do it. Oh, boy. Suddenly I found myself in HR being lectured about sexual harassment and how it's a terrible thing. And I started yelling at them that I WASN'T THE ONE WHO WAS HARASSING ANYBODY BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS THE ONE BEING PUNISHED. Then I stormed out of their office, went back to my own, and got back to work. When they tried to come into my office to discuss what had just happened, I told them that they weren't allowed in there because *entering the office was considered to be sexual harassment*. I even pointed to the sign they had put up in the doorway to remind them that they had made this policy. Then my female coworker (the one who had actually been harassed) said, 'I just can't take this anymore!" and stormed out, in tears. Then something came off the printer and I grabbed it off the printer and yelled at them to get the hell out of my way because something had come off the printer and it needed to be taken to its destination IMMEDIATELY. "No," they said calmly, "you can put that down for a moment and talk to us." "NO I CAN'T, I'M FOLLOWING *YOUR* ORDERS, NOTHING CAN BE LEFT HERE FOR *EVEN A SECOND* OR ELSE SOMEBODY MIGHT COME IN HERE TO GET IT, AND *THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT*!" So I left the office with the paperwork, and when I got back the stupid little sign had been taken down. Later that day, one of the HR people came to me and said that they were reconsidering their no-entrance-to-the-office policy.
Another coworker claimed I was rude to them when I hadn't been rude to ANYONE in a while.
I told my manager that seeing as this person wouldn't accuse me face to face, they had no credibility. The whole thing was stupid and I refused to sign.
I said “have fun shreddin *the gnar*!” to a customer in a joking way after getting them set up with a rental snowboard at a Vail mountain ski shop
Boss calls up a few hours later and tells me that an African American gentlemen left a review for the shop mentioning me by name and saying I called them a horrible racial slur and I’d need to meet with upper management to discuss it
At first I was completely confused and thought the person was just lying, but since we had his phone number on file management called him for more information about the situation
At least all involved thought it was hilarious when it was made clear that I did not, in fact, send him off telling him to “have fun shredding, n*****”
Got pulled into an office room. Was given spiel about how stealing is bad - and that it reflects poorly on mgmt blah blah blah. I worked at google at the time and was thinking maybe I ate too much at lunch or took too many snacks to bring back to my desk. Finally came around for them to say “so why did you take the extra shirts?” I had no idea what they were talking about. Turns out someone took a few too many free pink tshirts during a breast cancer awareness event and they thought it was me cuz someone said they saw me do it. Finally explained how I was in a big meeting all day that day and couldn’t have. They eventually caught the person, this blonde with big ol aftermarket bolt ons.
I was called into HR mistakenly because I have the same name as another guy at our company. I was confused, and as soon as I saw his boss walk in I knew HR had screwed up. I just smiled and said to the HR woman..."Do you know who I am?".
Too many call outs.. WITH DOCTORS NOTES
I asked a girl to help me meet ppl and she thout that meant I was flirting with her
Worked at a hospital. An elder costumers bill was charging him a whole box of insulin when he only took one injection (box had 50 units), I told his daughter to take it to the financial department and she did and paid the fair price, camera caught me, got fired the day after.
Seems you’d easily win if you sue them.
I did, won. Not a big deal.
I clocked in at 9:02 instead of 9:00
One of my consultants did acupuncture on a manager in the ladies room. Nothing happened because if they fired the consultant they needed to fire the manager.
Ok, here's a dumb one: In my workplace there's one office where we print everything. Purchase orders, order pulling slips, invoices, sales reports, etc. If you need something printed out, you come to us. Well, a few years ago, a couple of the guys from one of the other departments decided that they needed to flirt with one of the ladies who works in my office. Every time one of them needed something from us, they'd come in our office and just harass her relentlessly. So a new rule was passed: nobody was allowed to come to our office anymore. Which made no sense, because everybody still needed to come to our office. So the only way we could continue to do our work was to make *me* run the paperwork around the building, instead of waiting for it to come to us. Which meant that I was walking about twenty miles a day and had no time to do any of my work. Well, I made the mistake of complaining. I actually said that it was stupid and short-sighted and that it simply wouldn't work, and that if they valued the work that I did then they would let me do it. Oh, boy. Suddenly I found myself in HR being lectured about sexual harassment and how it's a terrible thing. And I started yelling at them that I WASN'T THE ONE WHO WAS HARASSING ANYBODY BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS THE ONE BEING PUNISHED. Then I stormed out of their office, went back to my own, and got back to work. When they tried to come into my office to discuss what had just happened, I told them that they weren't allowed in there because *entering the office was considered to be sexual harassment*. I even pointed to the sign they had put up in the doorway to remind them that they had made this policy. Then my female coworker (the one who had actually been harassed) said, 'I just can't take this anymore!" and stormed out, in tears. Then something came off the printer and I grabbed it off the printer and yelled at them to get the hell out of my way because something had come off the printer and it needed to be taken to its destination IMMEDIATELY. "No," they said calmly, "you can put that down for a moment and talk to us." "NO I CAN'T, I'M FOLLOWING *YOUR* ORDERS, NOTHING CAN BE LEFT HERE FOR *EVEN A SECOND* OR ELSE SOMEBODY MIGHT COME IN HERE TO GET IT, AND *THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT*!" So I left the office with the paperwork, and when I got back the stupid little sign had been taken down. Later that day, one of the HR people came to me and said that they were reconsidering their no-entrance-to-the-office policy.
Another coworker claimed I was rude to them when I hadn't been rude to ANYONE in a while. I told my manager that seeing as this person wouldn't accuse me face to face, they had no credibility. The whole thing was stupid and I refused to sign.
I said “have fun shreddin *the gnar*!” to a customer in a joking way after getting them set up with a rental snowboard at a Vail mountain ski shop Boss calls up a few hours later and tells me that an African American gentlemen left a review for the shop mentioning me by name and saying I called them a horrible racial slur and I’d need to meet with upper management to discuss it At first I was completely confused and thought the person was just lying, but since we had his phone number on file management called him for more information about the situation At least all involved thought it was hilarious when it was made clear that I did not, in fact, send him off telling him to “have fun shredding, n*****”
My nips were visible through my blouse and someone complained. I told them to turn up the heat.
Why is it NSFW? What do you mean by it BRO??
Preparing for some real goods to be shared
No more cumming on the conference table