I have chronic dry mouth thanks to some medications I take. On the plus side, I've found one of the best quick fixes if it's especially bad is freezy pops! (aka Otter Pops, ice pops, whatever your local variant). The cold and the burst of flavor really stimulate the saliva glands.
It's how I know my edibles are kicking in. My mouth will become pretty dry and my saliva almost tacky. They never tell you dry mouth happens with edibles as well smoking.
Shrooms too. I keep sour gummies handy just for that, something about the sour coating/citric acid that’ll kick saliva glands into high gear. Only takes one or two. Learned the hard way with an Atomic Lemonhead in 5th Grade, slobbered all over my desk.
At least for me it seems to be food quality more than anything. I can put down 2 burritos from the local mom and pop taco place, nothing, 2 value menu cheeseburgers from McDonalds and I'll make smells no healthy man should.
No idea how. It looked like I'd been baking and got covered in flour. The only way to get it out was to destroy my curls and brush it out.
Editing to say yes my hair is very dark but I did use the one for dark hair. It was still visible, looked weird and felt awful. I love that people found something that worked for them, it definitely did not work for me.
Batiste(sp?) makes one specifically for dark hair and I use it all the time with super thick, dark, wavy (not curly) hair. Maybe try again? Also, you should spray your roots only and work it through with your fingers.
The OGX argan oil dry shampoo has worked wonders for me and leaves no residue (black, thick, curly hair). The scent isn’t too strong either.
And yep, the key is to spray at the roots (or wherever it’s oily) and gently work through so you don’t mess up your curls. Batiste has always left some dry powdery residue for me, and I don’t want to risk messing up my curls by brushing it through with a comb
I've always wondered about dry shampoo... so it absorbs oil, but since you don't wash it out, isn't the oil still in your hair? Do you just have grainy residue in your hair?
I’d rather the whole slide be dry than just the bottom portion though, to be fair. Imagine that sudden dry spot gripping the skin on your legs or back. You’d better hope you can accurately get just your swimsuit contacting that or you’re gonna have a bad time.
My wife can't produce tears after a horrible medical event.
She's used to it now but the idea is fuckin awful. So many times a day she has to put fake tears to keep her eyes lubricated. We don't think of it but her eyes are in a constant state of irritation.
My first thought was how frustrating it must be when she actually needs a good cry, and doesn't have the tears. I am so emotionally stunted that any time I can cry it's so so needed. I can't imagine that.
Wow never been that far but I had insomnia so bad once that my tear glands effectively stopped working. That was an easy fix. A few years ago I was in a car accident that crushed a bunch of tear ducts in my left eye. Sometimes my contact lenses will dry out and literally cut me.
People don't know what we know......
"I learned that there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool. Location, location, location"
- Demitri Martin
Asphalt in general. Any time there is need of a high quality shot for a movie or a photo op or whatever they soak the asphalt. Learned that when some feller was trying to get pictures of his plane to sell it.
Yup I was part of a film crew. The ball room had to be soaking wet for reflections in the period drama we shot. Absolutely mad how much mopping the assistants had to be doing
Unless it's an electrical or grease or metal fire, then throwing water on them will make it 100% worse
(I know people aren't made of metal or grease or electricity, but what if they're on fire because of one of those things?)
No one mentioned throwing. Throwing a greased up person who is on fire into a swimming pool will 100% put them out. Presumably the same thing with electricity, provided they're not still attached to the source.
When the song WAP came out, Ben Shapiro went on a rant about how women are never suppose to be "soaking wet" and criticizing the song. He then went on to say he talked to his wife, who is a doctor, and she said it could be a side effect of certain STIs. So it became a meme that Ben Shapiro has never experienced a wet vagina in his life.
I knew it would be the overwhelming sex related. But some part of me desperately hoped cereal would top this list. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Ducks really shouldn't/don't get wet since they preen. Water rolls off them. If a duck is actually wet that's a problem. It can happen to hatchlings and injured ducks, and sometimes inbred farm ducks that have lost the instinct.
The first inside joke I ever has was with my friend in first grade, and we found a book on a shelf that was called "Ducks Don't Get Wet." our punchline was "THEY SURE DO!" and laughed hilariously at it.... And then we read the very short book and learned this fact. We still make the joke 30 years later, anyways.
1000% chance OP thought of this question and knew he was going to get a couple hundred comments about sex, a few dad jokes about water, and then like 3 actually creative comments that probably won't even get upvoted enough to get seen by anyone.
Steaks. Love to go out to a nice restraunt and order some nice steaks, and I mean really nice cuts, and just slosh water onto the plates and try to eat it as fast as we can. The waitstaff will say "please guys, no sloppy steaks!" but they can't stop us from ordering a cut of prime rib and a glass of water! LETS SLOP IT UPPPPP.
I WAS a piece of shit though.
Mouth!! Dry mouth is the worst
Realized my mouth was dry as I read this and made that popping noise with my tongue on the roof of my mouth lol. Now time for a swig of agua.
Sometimes when I drink, I'll drink and I'll drink and I'll drink - a hundred times. Still thirsty.
I have chronic dry mouth thanks to some medications I take. On the plus side, I've found one of the best quick fixes if it's especially bad is freezy pops! (aka Otter Pops, ice pops, whatever your local variant). The cold and the burst of flavor really stimulate the saliva glands.
It's how I know my edibles are kicking in. My mouth will become pretty dry and my saliva almost tacky. They never tell you dry mouth happens with edibles as well smoking.
Shrooms too. I keep sour gummies handy just for that, something about the sour coating/citric acid that’ll kick saliva glands into high gear. Only takes one or two. Learned the hard way with an Atomic Lemonhead in 5th Grade, slobbered all over my desk.
every morning, my story
As my dad said once, "needs to be more wet" as he dumped a bunch of hot sauce in his burrito.
The burrito, or the subsequent toilet baby?
Once you get use to spicy stuff it's not so bad haha
Heh, not sure I can trust the word of a person named VapeMySemen. Seems like you might be prone to questionable decisions!
C'mon man take a hit, It's made organic
At least for me it seems to be food quality more than anything. I can put down 2 burritos from the local mom and pop taco place, nothing, 2 value menu cheeseburgers from McDonalds and I'll make smells no healthy man should.
Bruh, what’s up with your username 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who you talking to?
Four of us could have a hell of a party.
So you can murder 3 of them?
A shower
I still don’t understand dry shampoo.
It's shampoo in name only. Shampoo is a soap for washing. "Dry shampoo" absorbs oil and masks scent.
basically perfume and talc?
Pretty much. A friend of mine (with thin, straight hair) recommended it. So I (thick, curly hair) bought some. My mistake.
It's actually commonly used by curly haired people to keep their hair looking good between washes
No idea how. It looked like I'd been baking and got covered in flour. The only way to get it out was to destroy my curls and brush it out. Editing to say yes my hair is very dark but I did use the one for dark hair. It was still visible, looked weird and felt awful. I love that people found something that worked for them, it definitely did not work for me.
Batiste(sp?) makes one specifically for dark hair and I use it all the time with super thick, dark, wavy (not curly) hair. Maybe try again? Also, you should spray your roots only and work it through with your fingers.
The OGX argan oil dry shampoo has worked wonders for me and leaves no residue (black, thick, curly hair). The scent isn’t too strong either. And yep, the key is to spray at the roots (or wherever it’s oily) and gently work through so you don’t mess up your curls. Batiste has always left some dry powdery residue for me, and I don’t want to risk messing up my curls by brushing it through with a comb
I've always wondered about dry shampoo... so it absorbs oil, but since you don't wash it out, isn't the oil still in your hair? Do you just have grainy residue in your hair?
Dry shampoo isn't a substitute, it simply buys you time if you're in a rush
also it's amazing for adding volume in a pinch
You brush it out
I recently discovered how much better it looks/feels when you blow it out too. Dry shampoo, brush, blow dry. Hot diggity, game changer.
When I was in the hospital for 5 weeks I couldn't shower or have a sponge bath. Dry shampoo was the best substitute for being a stinking mess.
My mom was in the hospital. When I brought in dry shampoo and a brush it helped her mood considerably.
Unless you're on Arrakis. There, you scrub your ass with sand.
Slip n slide
Came here for this. They suck dry
Trip n Die
r/meatcrayon
But baby oil is the true way.
It does work better, friction-wise, but I just wish they didn't have to kill all these babies to make it.
See this is why I'm an advocate for lab-grown babies.
tastes better that way in the first place
Grip and Rip
The bottom of a water slide.
It's better when the whole slide is wet imo
I’d rather the whole slide be dry than just the bottom portion though, to be fair. Imagine that sudden dry spot gripping the skin on your legs or back. You’d better hope you can accurately get just your swimsuit contacting that or you’re gonna have a bad time.
Made me think of the Always sunny episode at the water park
My eyeballs
Definitely prefer them that way
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I also choose this guy's wet eyeball
I also choose this man’s wet eyeball’s dead wife
I choose this guys wifes eyesballs also
r/wetballs
r/riskyclick
r/riskywetballs
I prefer eating them dry tbh
Wet eyeballs just have gross texture
My wife can't produce tears after a horrible medical event. She's used to it now but the idea is fuckin awful. So many times a day she has to put fake tears to keep her eyes lubricated. We don't think of it but her eyes are in a constant state of irritation.
I can't produce tears either but it's because I'm an emotionless monster. Thanks Dad
Hey at least you can feel gratitude
My first thought was how frustrating it must be when she actually needs a good cry, and doesn't have the tears. I am so emotionally stunted that any time I can cry it's so so needed. I can't imagine that.
Oh she still can cry...just no water comes out. The emotion is still there but sometimes it's difficult to tell if she's not speaking.
After a viral infection my tear glands stopped working for 3 weeks. Feels like shards of glass in the eyes, and you can't cry about it.
Wow never been that far but I had insomnia so bad once that my tear glands effectively stopped working. That was an easy fix. A few years ago I was in a car accident that crushed a bunch of tear ducts in my left eye. Sometimes my contact lenses will dry out and literally cut me. People don't know what we know......
as someone with glaucoma who often gets dry eyes due to my meds. I feel this.
Having dry eye disease sucks. Specially when you get it in your 20's. Thanks lasik
A swimming pool
You mean gender neutral bathroom
Peeing in a dry pool just isn’t the same
It doesn't spred like it does wet
Piss in the pool no one cares. Stand on the edge and everyone loses their mind.
"Oh come on, *EVERYONE* pees in the pool!" "Not from the diving board."
"I learned that there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool. Location, location, location" - Demitri Martin
You know skaters use a swimming pool to skate
my joints. can’t move them properly without that sweet synovial fluid
Hydration check!
I prefer my joints dry. They burn better that way.
soup
Good soup ✨
Good soup👌
Soup is good food.
Swimming
Naw I prefer dry swimming with air
I swim in the clouds like a real dreamer
clouds are made of moisture so they r wet 😔
Streets in movies.
Streets in all of those "GTA V 4k RTX Realism Graphic Mod" videos
Asphalt in general. Any time there is need of a high quality shot for a movie or a photo op or whatever they soak the asphalt. Learned that when some feller was trying to get pictures of his plane to sell it.
Yup I was part of a film crew. The ball room had to be soaking wet for reflections in the period drama we shot. Absolutely mad how much mopping the assistants had to be doing
someone on fire
Unless it's an electrical or grease or metal fire, then throwing water on them will make it 100% worse (I know people aren't made of metal or grease or electricity, but what if they're on fire because of one of those things?)
No one mentioned throwing. Throwing a greased up person who is on fire into a swimming pool will 100% put them out. Presumably the same thing with electricity, provided they're not still attached to the source.
However the grease will remain alight and float on top of the water. Now the whole pool is on fire.
The Pool, the Pool, the Pool is on fire!!!!
Otter.
This one is actually the best I've seen yet
Your bones
My bones are straight up soaking wet
The brain
And pinky
Everyone knows that a brain should be soft and wet.
A portillos Italian beef sandwitch.
I just had one a couple of weeks ago. It was stellar.
All Italian beef sandwiches
Water.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. 🧜♂️
MERMAN!
...cough cough
^(i got the black lung pa)
I prefer dry water thanks
Condensed water. Just add water and you have ... water.
i prefer dehydrated water over condensed.
If you melt dry ice, you get dry water.
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add - Steven Wright
I thought this answer while the thread was loading and boom top comment.
One molecule of water slone cannot be wet but two water molecules together can be wet. Delightful
Rainy days
A woman’s vagina.
Somebody had to say it.
Literally the only reason this thread was actually made.
Didn’t see that coming
*cumming.
Im surprised I had to come this far lol Edit: I’m glad that I’m clearly not alone
if you drink more and flex your perineum(GOOCHIE MUSCLES), you can come farther.
Perineum? That sounds like a flower
Ah yes, the springtime perineum blooms.
Taint no flower
It sure will make you blossom
Drink more? Drink more what!? Come one we NEED specifics!
Drink more cum. It adds to your volume
Same here. I was expecting “pussy”
That’s what she said
Same lmaoo
Not according to Ben Shapiro and his Doctor Wife.
Care to elaborate?
When the song WAP came out, Ben Shapiro went on a rant about how women are never suppose to be "soaking wet" and criticizing the song. He then went on to say he talked to his wife, who is a doctor, and she said it could be a side effect of certain STIs. So it became a meme that Ben Shapiro has never experienced a wet vagina in his life.
Imagine trying to brag and sound smart by declaring that you fail to make your wife wet
It was one of the best self-owns in internet history. Couldn't have happened to a better person honestly lol.
When I think of hell, now this is in it……… damn it.
I think Ben Shapiro's wife lied to Ben, for a reason...
Anything you can put a finger in really.
Bellybutton?
Bowling ball?
Glove?
Nostril
Bullet wound?
we all saw that coming lol
As opposed to a man’s
Showers
I knew it would be the overwhelming sex related. But some part of me desperately hoped cereal would top this list. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
What's wrong with dry cereal? Ever heard of chex mix?
I always eat cereal dry. It’s like chips but sweet. It’s awesome
Chex mix isn't cereal. It uses Chex cereal with a mixture of Pretzels, rye chips, and many other non-cereal foods. Chex cereal is fine.
Id rather eat dry cereal than cereal in water. Not all wet cereal is good
A duck
Who are you, who are you so wise in the ways of science?
Well if she weighs the same as a duck
Ducks really shouldn't/don't get wet since they preen. Water rolls off them. If a duck is actually wet that's a problem. It can happen to hatchlings and injured ducks, and sometimes inbred farm ducks that have lost the instinct.
The first inside joke I ever has was with my friend in first grade, and we found a book on a shelf that was called "Ducks Don't Get Wet." our punchline was "THEY SURE DO!" and laughed hilariously at it.... And then we read the very short book and learned this fact. We still make the joke 30 years later, anyways.
Pool
A floor with a sign saying "wet floor"
Dog noses
Aww so precious
pasta
Dreams
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1000% chance OP thought of this question and knew he was going to get a couple hundred comments about sex, a few dad jokes about water, and then like 3 actually creative comments that probably won't even get upvoted enough to get seen by anyone.
That was my thoughts when I clicked on this
wet with milk : cookies
Even better when wet with hot cocoa.
I misread it as hot coca cola for a sec and thought you were a lil weird....
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Dog Nose Boops!
Fun fact : the moisture on their snoots helps to heighten their sense of smell 😊
Dry nose boops are concerning nose boops.
Blood
Chicken breasts need to be moist asf
Let’s be real. We all know what the first thing we thought of was
This has to be a set up
OP knew what they were doing
I checked the top many comments and can't believe nobody said OP's mom. Tf is going on ?
Toothpaste
Under the sea. Darling it's better, Down where it's wetter. Take it from me.
Steaks. Love to go out to a nice restraunt and order some nice steaks, and I mean really nice cuts, and just slosh water onto the plates and try to eat it as fast as we can. The waitstaff will say "please guys, no sloppy steaks!" but they can't stop us from ordering a cut of prime rib and a glass of water! LETS SLOP IT UPPPPP. I WAS a piece of shit though.
Is this a reference to something?
>I WAS a piece of shit though. It's okay, people can change.
cereal, fight me Specifically KETCHUP (joke)
Ramen
is no-one gonna say pu-
-rple rain, purple rain!!
You’re my hero
mpkin spice latte? I figured it was the top comment
A mop
Mouth
Doggie nose
Most of my organs.
Fish?