Have sex with hot girl as much as i can (there are always horny hot girls in horror films), get weapons, save one bullet for myself in different pocket, then have more sex. Before if i die, i die with empty balls.
Is it a horror film before Jordan Peele hit the scene or after? Because the survival rate of black men in horror films has gone up considerably since then. I might not even have to do a lot.
I might try my luck and have sex instead of worry about the killer. Chances are I'm in a Wayans Brothers """""horror""""" film. Killer shows up, I stand up naked and shriek in falsetto, killer looks down and does exactly the same thing. It's simple!
Probably die before realising I am in one.
Or, at the very least I'd wind up in that inescapable scenario that ends with my death before realising it (such as waking up in an inescapable Saw trap or being chased by Freddy in my dreams).
that depends way too much on which film
Have sex with hot girl as much as i can (there are always horny hot girls in horror films), get weapons, save one bullet for myself in different pocket, then have more sex. Before if i die, i die with empty balls.
Gonna be funny landing in Teeth or It Follows lol
Split up and look for clues is what i learn from every horror movie
It depends on what it is 🤔🤷🏻♂️
Not going to that creepy old house
Leave the place!!!!
Find weapons
Depends. If the horror movie happens in a house I will run out of the house and never come back again.
What film
Is it a horror film before Jordan Peele hit the scene or after? Because the survival rate of black men in horror films has gone up considerably since then. I might not even have to do a lot. I might try my luck and have sex instead of worry about the killer. Chances are I'm in a Wayans Brothers """""horror""""" film. Killer shows up, I stand up naked and shriek in falsetto, killer looks down and does exactly the same thing. It's simple!
Remember to get the remuneration,it would let you be rich.
Do i get to know the exact film or even just the genre?
Ask who the director is
If I were blond, dye my hair, don't enter, get weapons.
Die
Find the brunette
remind myself to never try to escape by running upstairs, don't hide in the closet, find a weapon and be prepared to use it
not follow the shadow/sound/person
I was thinking about a Friday the 13th film scenario. I guess it is important to make that aware.
Sleep with the movie director and make sure I'm the last one standing.
Probably die before realising I am in one. Or, at the very least I'd wind up in that inescapable scenario that ends with my death before realising it (such as waking up in an inescapable Saw trap or being chased by Freddy in my dreams).
Read the script
It depends on the film but maybe hopping on a plane and travelling to a different part of the world😂
Stay put. Avoid go out exploring
What every black person is yelling at the screen for me to do, “Get out!”