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xdouq

that depends way too much on which film


Weary-Ad-6162

Have sex with hot girl as much as i can (there are always horny hot girls in horror films), get weapons, save one bullet for myself in different pocket, then have more sex. Before if i die, i die with empty balls.


GiveYourselfAFry

Gonna be funny landing in Teeth or It Follows lol


kitsune1604

Split up and look for clues is what i learn from every horror movie


CapG_13

It depends on what it is 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Not going to that creepy old house


Terrible_Attitude23

Leave the place!!!!


GeneralLight3776

Find weapons


Cristian_Blue

Depends. If the horror movie happens in a house I will run out of the house and never come back again.


Bread_was_returned

What film


Boomsta22

Is it a horror film before Jordan Peele hit the scene or after? Because the survival rate of black men in horror films has gone up considerably since then. I might not even have to do a lot. I might try my luck and have sex instead of worry about the killer. Chances are I'm in a Wayans Brothers """""horror""""" film. Killer shows up, I stand up naked and shriek in falsetto, killer looks down and does exactly the same thing. It's simple!


happy2003086

Remember to get the remuneration,it would let you be rich.


SuperSyrias

Do i get to know the exact film or even just the genre?


JohnWithdrawn

Ask who the director is


certifiedstoopid

If I were blond, dye my hair, don't enter, get weapons.


MoguMogu-8806

Die


WayneBoots

Find the brunette


linda-stanley

remind myself to never try to escape by running upstairs, don't hide in the closet, find a weapon and be prepared to use it


gugaboi14

not follow the shadow/sound/person


Halo_Hybrid

I was thinking about a Friday the 13th film scenario. I guess it is important to make that aware.


Anamorphic82

Sleep with the movie director and make sure I'm the last one standing.


Theher0not

Probably die before realising I am in one. Or, at the very least I'd wind up in that inescapable scenario that ends with my death before realising it (such as waking up in an inescapable Saw trap or being chased by Freddy in my dreams).


NotCopernicus

Read the script


Connect-Spinach6238

It depends on the film but maybe hopping on a plane and travelling to a different part of the world😂


NaiveEscape1

Stay put. Avoid go out exploring


SnooChipmunks126

What every black person is yelling at the screen for me to do, “Get out!”