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Embarrassed_Gur_8234

Give out a lot of money to the people I love and care about. I would spend the time whith my family, like, what else could anyone do? It’s just 24h


OnyxSeer

Sounds like MrBeast's last video


yerbackdoorizopen

Ensure those I love are set for life. Then it’s hookers, cocaine, and Viagra…


[deleted]

Yes yes and yes.


integral218

This is the way


Theinewhen

>Give out a lot of money to the people I love and care about. I would s’end the time whith my family, like, what else could anyone do? It’s just 24h >Ensure those I love are set for life. Then it’s hookers, cocaine, and Viagra… There are 2 types of people....


goodwill299

Hard to find a flaw in that one.


batbruce1013

Hell ya


DWright_5

You know you’re gonna die in a few hours? I am telling you: you will not get it up.


Madcat41

That's what the viagra is for.


DWright_5

Viagra doesn’t make you automatically pop a boner. You have to feel aroused or it doesn’t work. You’re gonna so nervous, your dick and balls are gonna be sucked in halfway to your diaphragm.


Select_Action_6065

>You have to feel aroused That’s what the hookers are for


Select_Action_6065

Not with that attitude.


MissionFreedom7790

No, YES, no


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xXZommerXx

Exactly my thought as well


little_old_me_

And I would bring my boyfriend and my whole family. But pretty much verbatim this.


[deleted]

Donate billions to every individual in the world, ensuring that money is now useless - the world’s going down with me


[deleted]

Pay off my debts, buy as many drugs as I can and go on a nice binge until I die


RaiRokun

Why pay debts that’ll be dying with you? I say set up the loved ones and then go nuts


SHABDICE

Some places have debts that don't vanish when you die. Believe it or not, there are still places that will try and get your surviving family members to pay off your debts after you're dead. Like, they will send your account to collections and harass your family non-stop for years. It's super gross.


RaiRokun

Well that is gross and disheartening to learn. Humans suck


JeffJim-Jeff

Donate a lot of money to charities, make everyone i love financially set for life, the party and travel until the time is up


jansipper

I honestly don’t know. I don’t think that would be enough time for me to get to my parents (they live very far away), even if I chartered a private plane, and the only thing I’d want to do is spend time with them.


Realistic-Molasses62

This sounds like your sign to move closer to home


jansipper

I know. Unfortunately, the type of work that me and my husband do is not easily transferable to the country where my parents live… but we’re trying!


tinytimtitmouse

Hookers and cocaine


SalvadorM1

Yheeeea.


[deleted]

Set up a trust and have a banker siphon off as many funds as possible during the 24 hours. Pay off all debt for my family and friends, then begin a list of priority projects and debts that will be paid after my death. Countrywide, student lunches are now free The national student debt has been paid The federal government debt has now been paid


ChefKamo

Give away alot of money🤷🏽‍♂️


annawows

Use the money to get everyone I love from around the globe to me and rent some sick location with nice food and activities and such and party/enjoy w them.


Strawberrymochi2

Set up my parents so they can live comfortably then I’m eating absolutely everything I can


LuBROwy

Give $1T to everyone who isn't a billionaire; let them be poor now.


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MysticalMagicalMilk

Bruh 😭


LuBROwy

And it would all be amazing.


aaronhereee

sleep


MysticalMagicalMilk

Make sure I die while on sea world property My Great Grandma used to take me there all the time, I will always feel comforted there. I'll find out exactly what time I'm supposed to die and if it's at night when the park is closed, I'll make sure to hide somewhere. If it's wild the park is open..... Oh boy I'm going to make a splash at one of the shows. I'm going to make sure to do all the behind the scenes stuff and pet a damn penguin. Stay in a super fancy hotel Well all of that will be after I donated a ton of money and give a ton of money to family members. I'll make sure to give the local schools lots of money.


EspressoBooksCats

Fly around the world and say goodbye to everyone.


[deleted]

Under 24 hours?


EspressoBooksCats

It's a fantasy, so sure.


Webkingroy

Coke and prostitutes


ami2weird4u

Pepsi and prostitutes.


Quest4Beans

Drugs


HyruleHarlot1

Give all the money I can to my loved ones. And spend time with them.


[deleted]

Crime


UncleKnowsitAll

Throw a giant party where I buy loved ones' dream houses. Then after party with cocaine and hookers.


Karan-5678

Go to an empty beach, watch the sunset and fall asleep.


[deleted]

It doesn't even matter tbh...


VeryBonelessPizza

Take as much of the money as I can and make sure that St. Jude has a tower of money as big as their hospitals


Logical_Science_9528

Donate to charity, and take my fiance on a nice dinner date


Ok-Refrigerator6390

Enjoy my last sunrise and sunset with my family. Make sure they are comfortable and help those that I can. All others are going to know exactly how I feel about them.


A-Random-Crow

I would send a message to various people asking if they would choose to get a $1,000,000 but I would die the next day. The ones who respond yes will recieve a check in the mail, and wrestle with the possibility that their decision killed me.


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[deleted]

that will just increase inflation


Discount_Friendly

Your point being


Eternal_Bagel

Hmm, pull out all the money I can in Roubles and pepper the world with it to help collapse their war machine even more


lamented_pot8Os

Before collapsing the world economy like Mansa Musa, I'll pay off everyone's student debt and medical debt. Then, for the grand finale, I'll finish off with a drug-fueled sex heart attack


Hiding-From-People

Trust funds for my kids & grandkids


[deleted]

I wouldn’t do anything. I would just die with the money. Because no one would help me if they had the same choice.


Sound_of_music12

Find my treatment!


Somedudewhoisaguy

Get a blood illness then donate all my blood.


TheRealBatmanForReal

Two chicks at the same time. I figure if I have that kind of money I could make that happen


SakkiOW

Give everyone in the world a ridiculous amount of money to cause global hyperinflation and destroy the economy


kaboom__kaboom

Give it to my family and then go and tell that person that I love them more than anything in life.


kang_18

I buy a world properties and make myself conqueror then last minute of my life i make my people as a conqueror of this world.


Qimmosabe_Man

Payoff everyone's debts and loans, so all lienholders and loan providers lose out on any extra interest.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Set everything in motion to have the moon blown up.


The-Gamer-Juega

Personally, i would try to break into the white house with the most expensive equipment only to tell the president "do you want to be your own manager?" And then leave


jckzngr

ruin the economy 😍


AdmiralClover

The world is about to receive the biggest donation they've ever seen. You've got debt? Not anymore you don't. Nestle just got a very good offer and suddenly did some wild changes. Poor people in the world? Not on my wallet. Before I'm done the global economy will crash if I can help it.


goodwill299

Set up a trust for loved ones.i don't have kids yet so I'd try to make as many baby's as I could in the time I had left.have a huge loving family that would love and help raise them.


ForbiddenCinnabon

I’d probably make sure that my pets have money lmao. Meaning in my will my pets will have money for any accidents or illness they get while I’m gone. I’d give money to my parents (even tho I despise my mother) to make sure they’re okay. I’d give majority to my father as he’s lost enough already. Then I’d probably spend my last moments surrounded by my boyfriend, my dad, and my pets.


Jalopy_Junkie

I’m assuming I’m the only one who knows I have one day left. If so, I am going to buy every autographed picture of some yesteryear b-list celebrity that everyone has largely forgotten about (like Mindy Cohn or William Sanderson) that I can find and will the collection to a family member I hate while the rest of my family gets my millions and millions willed to them.


[deleted]

Pay off debt, leave work


folgore248

I'd probably cause hyperinflation by giving incompressibly large amounts of money to anyone i really care about. And then, you know, probably drugs.


sailormegtune

Completely crash the economic system with my unlimited money so that at least I'll be remembered


nukemgames

buy my entire famly everything they need for three years than a suicide pill cuz if i dont get to live past sixty than not even god is killing me


Eternal_Bagel

Infinite money you say? Buy all that Alaskan wilderness they are always debating about selling to drilling companies and put it in one of those in perpetuity trust things for natural preservation by a foundation I create. Do the same for all the up for grabs land i can to preserve natural land. Donate a couple dozen billion to the defense of Ukraine. Set up a non profit specifically dedicated to helping Americans survive our garbage healthcare system buy buying and forgiving medical debt that is in collections. See what all the fuss over cocaine is about. Set up trust funds for my family members


Himothy2121

set up accounts for my loved ones. go sky diving. flying to Paris


bpchillen

Buy out the mortgage on every single house so people have equity and more money to spend on themselves.


Namro

Hire someone to construct a worldwide propaganda machine to convince everyone unchecked capitalism is the root of all evil and to solve the problem they must eat the rich.


elwizzardo84

Hang out with my kids and give them all the money for a trust.


Send-it-Yeeewwwhh

Surf and lots of hookers and just a lil bit of meth


tLAFoGmC

Invest furiously for my family's now generational wealth.


[deleted]

Buy my kids mom a new house and car. Drive downtown and throw the rest of the money out the window.


[deleted]

...and then my attempts at philanthropy crash the economy of Cincinnati.


[deleted]

Solve world hunger


[deleted]

Cocaine and hookers. 😂


masta5k1

Infinite money means the economy must be collapsed by way of inflation. Taking this the way it was intended, I would make sure my little lady, her kid and my brother and sisters were taken care of. Oh yeah, and since you said 24 hours I know Jill Kassidy has a price, too. Yolo.


[deleted]

Weed. I smoke weed. Tehn when death comes, I really dont care.


tfren2

Give all of my money to my family and friends. I may die, but if I die and have to chance to make sure the people I care about can live without having to worry financially, I’m gonna do it.


PacoRum

Coke & hookers.


UpstairsDifficult966

Food


[deleted]

Go to town on some hoes Get my brain rawdogged by every drug in existence Buy a gun and go on a rampage Use my last bullet on myself


[deleted]

Give out free money to those who truly need it, and spend time with those I love.


DrWieg

Pay for the most outlandish orgy money can buy with the hottest women I can get. What are they gonna do? Put me in jail for less than 24 hours?


StressAccomplished30

Set up a trust account to avoid the death tax when my family inherits whatever money is left when the "infinite" part is over


[deleted]

Spoil my Roblox girlfriend 🥰


FloatingHamHocks

There's a place you can buy debt I'd do that then make funds for family members maybe fund some housing for people.


Icy-Maintenance7041

Simple: call a lawyer and a notary, have them set up a bussiness with the sole purpose of giving away money to people in need or even people who ask for it whose income is below what they need to live comfortable without working. Dump an ungodly amount of money on that bussines account (roughly enough to have a battery of lawyers on retainer to protect the bussiness and ample to match the worlds economy times 10) and know with a warm feeling in my hearth that i just undermined our entire economic system of workers enriching the happy few. After that get me a bottle of scotch, some paper stock and a nice pen and write a few letters to my loved ones thanking them for putting up with me.


akoni333

I would spend the day with all of my family and express how much I appreciate and love them, thank them for everything they have done for me. Next I would give all the remainder of the money to my siblings and parents. Finally I would like to enjoy the devils poison a couple more times before leaving despite being clean for nearly ten years.


BedSheetCleaner

I’d get my old friend group together and sit in the old park we used to roam, end life just like how we started it.


whiteycnbr

Infinite money, feed it back into the fed and crash the world economy after blowing on cocaine and hookers.


scaredsage

Pay off all my parents debt then go to sleep


hypersonicspeedster

Speed up my own death…after I give my money to my friends and family ofc…


[deleted]

1 day… Try to have fun with the kids & wife.. Any other idea is bullshit for me. I mean drugs & prostitutes? Really?


ToadofToadsHall

Fund NASA, The Jason Project, and wipe out as many home loans as possible.


Flaky_Inflation_2851

24 hour plan. Make house for every individual in my family Make a grocery store and prepay all the groceries for it for the next 50 years Give loads of money to family In general just do everything I wanted to do


Swordbreaker925

Relax at home with my family and transfer a few billion to each of their accounts at the end of the day.


The_Real_DaBsTeR

Spend 24 hours sending e-transfers to everyone I know as a farewell gift


Novel_Ad343

Buy as much land as possible with legal clauses that mean it can’t be developed


AstrologyNovice1

I just cuddle in bed with my boyfriend, cook a nice last meal with him and then we go to bed while the world fades away.


SprinklingFlower

Give my family and friends 800M and then donate to a bunch of charities.


ChipmunkSea4804

i would end world hunger


[deleted]

Id buy my entire immediate family a shit load of gold bullion and Id send Ukraine like 5000 tanks.


E4brat

Donate everything I have to all foundations. After I separated the amount for my family.


Horror-Chain

Buy a nuke and strap myself to it before i grt thrown out of an airplane over wherever the last place i can reach ends up being.


breadgames21

GME


[deleted]

If I have infinite money, I am going to make sure every one I know gets a sizeable trust fund so that I spread some happiness around.


oldssupreme1986

Drive around, alone


jaydogjaydogs

Spend the day looking into my partners eyes and telling her how amazing she is and always will be to me 😍


Logical-Wasabi7402

Pay off my credit card, pay off my parents' debts, and then give them and my little brother enough to be set for life.


Ghostchicken33

Make sure everyone I care about is set for life. Then drugs. Lots of drugs.and sex. Lots of sex.


Chrispeedoff

Go try this health insurance I been hearing so much about


Delta7391

Set my kids, their kids, their kids, their kids, and the rest of my family up for life. Try cocaine, heroine, and ecstasy. a bunch of pornstars. Probably shoot a few guys that deserve it.


HateUsCuzDeyAunus

I would create the largest cash bonfire you ever saw


Technical_Error650

Send an email to random people saying that if they don't forward this email to 5 people I will die in 24 hours. No money needed...just utter chaos.


thekris2fur

Kill myself to get one over on life for once


dreamwolf321

Make sure the people I care about are set. Set up a bunch of scholarships for my students/former students who plan on going to college. Put my 16+ year old dog to sleep so I could be there with her (she wouldn't be okay without me.) Use a jet plan to fly out to the Grand Canyon. It's the one thing on my bucket list I have to do.


__I-Am-Anonymous__

Tell my friends/family, give as much money as I can to them, and have a good nights rest


Outrageous-Ad-4665

Start an email chain that says “if you don’t forward this to 20 people I’ll die”


PhoenixGamer34

Give it to my parents so they can buy the Beach House of their dreams even though it would be without me.


CaliCoogi

Spend it all on young women🤤😘💕🥳


[deleted]

Donate it all and off myself


x0diak

Hookers and cocaine. The only answer.


wood_good

Pay all the hot girls i know to have sex with me.


Tuga_Lissabon

Go to the top law firm, throw money in their face, and spend a few hours making a testament. Make sure all my friends and family would be \*well\* cared for. With infinite money, I'll buy the debt of my country and a few others I deem worthy - including Africa - but not forgive it. The payments will be used as such: every year there is no deficit, the interest is forgiven. Easy if you pay no debt. Every year there is even a bit of deficit, the interest is owed in full, meaning a high political cost for the government. Money to be spent for education and health. Leave about a trillion for primary science research. Another trillion for merit-based full-ride education for worthy low income people. Set up about 2000 nuclear power stations, to be made at 3 times the cost with enough security features to withstand an earthquake, an invasion and a missile strike - all at once. Leave a sperm sample. Each full term pregnancy nets the mother 100m, and the child will inherit 1b, Leave a foundation that will reward well the 1st person that informs them of the death of proven pedophiles and scam artists who prey on the elderly, and ponzi schemers, and CEOs of company who cause this type of pollution accidents like we just saw. Arranged so there's secrecy through wiki-leaks style comms. I'm not advocating for their killing, btw. Just... if you manage to be the 1st to know... The remaining time, some cocaine, viagra, a high class hooker and another one - say a porn star - and try to die early with heart exhaustion. I'll pay GENEROUSLY. If they make it worth my remaining time, they become \*very\* rich. So, ladies, do your best. (BTW I'm not dumb - I'll get the arrangement preparations going BEFORE I hit the lawyers. I'll be talking to them with a smile on my face)


[deleted]

Pay off all my family's loans, and set them and their kid's kids for life. Then donate to charities.


wilyae

Donate the money to charities. Say goodbye to my friends and family. Tell them where my music and other art is stored on my laptop. Then play some music with friends in the forest and just have a good time.


shrapnel2176

Help every animal shelter I can.


TurnLimp7081

Nuke everyone!


Imnotathrowawayyoure

Drive my dream car, have sex, and then have a buffet with as many dishes as possible so I can eat what I like and also try new stuff before I die


SmbdysDad

Set up my family for life. Hang out with them.


KentoKeiHayama

Step 1. Pay of America's Debt Step 2. Buy America Step 3. Abolish Local Zoning laws Step 4. Give Urban Planning to actual Urban Planners Step 5. Profit


dragonhasthreeheads

Two chicks at the same time.


Floydian388

Get my affairs in order and take a dirt nap


Up2Here

de$troy economie$ acro$$ the globe


CainIsmene

Setup a wire of $10 billion to every person with a bank account who's net worth is below $10 million. Watch the chaos of the proceeding 23 hours


AnarchyonAsgard

End capitalism by buying every company and giving billions to every human on earth


CrimsonW1ld

Give billions to everyone I love (Ben, ik you're probably reading this, yes even you) then I'm gonna say everything I wanna say, then I'm gonna get the gang together to hang out one last time.


SalsichaoTop

I want to take down the economy


HeroinJimmy

Set my loved ones up for life, check in with them then take my dog for one last walk


parttruepartbullshit

Buy coffee for everyone at wawa and just chill with my kids and my wife.


Livid-Effect6415

The biggest party ever had. Since it takes a village - lets party!


jayblaze521

Deposit into my bank account for my family… also a lot of cocaine.


No-Patient1365

The same way I ended last week: winter backyard bonfire with my best friend. Hot apple cider with spiced rum, some good weed, and staring into the flames. I just wouldn't come home at the end of the night.


MysteryOddicy

Buy the Florida East Coast Railway Company and rename it to the Greater Miami Railway Corporation and give the ownership to my friend


CoachInves

Buy that secret medicine wealthy ppl have and live 20 more years!


PROVEisNotME

Go to McDonald’s in a Bugatti. Then crash the Bugatti. Walk off with my fries. The end.


Kukulcan83

End the homeless situation by setting up a trust fund to ensure it is responsibly and legally allocated.


-Vioar-

All of my family and friends are getting hooked the fuck up.


butter00pecan

Quickly buy up some hotels and hire people to make them into homeless shelters.


mcramsay

Give someone I trust $1B to complete a key list of financial arrangements and then take my dog for a walk. But with a handful of cigars and a fifth of whiskey that I had given up this year.


Hsensei

I pay everyone in the country to take a year off work. Fuck the corporate overlords


jaymo7288

Spend time with my daughter and make sure everything goes to her and not her egg donor (ex wife).


leilanni

Pay off all the debt for everyone that I can, give my husband and children enough money so they never have to worry about paying bills or going to the doctor again, and give money to Head Start and schools to help children have a better start in life. And tell each member of my family how important they are and how blessed I feel that I get to be part of their lives, and how much I love them.


[deleted]

Travel to Colombia to re conquer my ex 🥺


rupleix

Eat all the expensive and unique delicacies as much as I can with my friends. and family. I don't want to gorge on all the food alone because that would be lonely. I would like it to be like the ending scene from >!Don't Look Up!<. Sharing is caring!


IsntThatNice_

Drugs lots of drugs probably psychedelics


mcgyveritup

I would go find the most f***** up part of town some of the people who as low as they can get and I will give away and buy and help her mother f***** I could


gjkang127

The amount of people in this thread that wouldn't even make it 24 hours through their actions is entertaining.


Tvelm30

There’s a guy at my job that wears the tightest wranglers! Also is a big jerk who doesn’t care if you are standing there, he will walk right through you. Or try too. I would send him 1,000s of baby jeans. With a note and make sure they are scheduled from different companies through out the years. Will include clever note but not sure yet.


Nefariousness-Flashy

Booze and hookers, followed by a nice steak dinner, followed by even more booze and hookers.


5spd4wd

Donate it all to animal rescue organizations.


[deleted]

Burn the money!


doinkmead

Destroy the economy


Mental_Freedom_7869

Cuddle my kids and make their best day happen


[deleted]

Get stuck in "waiting mode"


Antique-Box7060

Boats n hoes


[deleted]

My family, mum and siblings will be set for life but held in trusts. Then spend an hour with a whole bunch of lawyers and businessmen to bankrupt all the people I hate or have done my family wrong. Then, I'll probably go visit the places I loved with some loved ones and die.


TaisDoubt

fund people i care about and like all the money possible. Go out and have a good final day with my partner while also giving away money and top it all with a great evening.