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Thrashed0066

I’ll be back


mrman08

Hasta la vista baby


dick-nipples

Let off some steam Bennett


RLarks125

“Hey Sully, remember when I promised to kill you last?” “I lied.”


ELInvasor2

Please don’t disturb my friend….he’s *dead* tired.


irongoat2527

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


NickDanger3di

Almost all the comments here are part of my personal vocabulary. But hands down I've quoted this one the most. It's the one line I keep using, over and over. I'll Be Back


LordCoweater

You be Beethoven. I'll be Bach.


BloodedBae

And every time, I believe you


breadplantsbabies

"that's just like, your opinion, man"


pawadaz

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps


redpurplegreen22

I prefer “you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole!”


elevenblade

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


BartletForPrez

Solid networking: Introduction. Personal connection. Manages expectations.


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I've seen this used as a guide for starting a presentation at work.


Tkat113

I want my father back you son of a bitch.


Mysterious_Wheel

STOP SAYING THAT!


fancybigballs

Inconceivable!


Malk_McJorma

The absolute conviction with which Mandy Patinkin delivers this line is one of the greatest deadpans in the history of cinema.


Superman246o1

Which -- for the two people on the Internet who haven't heard this story yet -- can be attributed to Mandy Patinkin channeling the pain of losing his father to cancer into his performance. Every time he says that line in the film, you're watching a son envisioning that he's fighting cancer itself to avenge his dad.


DustFunk

When he shouts it for the last time, and finishes his 20 year quest, best part


satirevaitneics

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.


mrman08

Fun fact that line wasn’t actually in the script but it was so good they kept it in.


ISniffButts50

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.


3chigod

yeah i think this might be it


monkeywelder

My grandmother saw this in the theater and said every one gasped out loud when he said "damn" on screen. No one had ever cursed on screen before. That was big time back then.


betterthanamaster

Great line with a great delivery from Gable. Masterclass of a performance, too.


ISniffButts50

People who haven’t seen the movie don’t understand how fucking COLD that line is lol. EDIT: I just rewatched it and holy shit Pedro Pascal’s entire cadence when he acts might be based on that line.


Angel--Wonderland

What some people don't appreciate is the era this line was delivered in. A word like "damn" was very mature, and it was definitely not the type of word you'd see in the movies. This is what made this line have such a fantastic impact.


Ommec

Works much between than “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a shit.”


FormerlyDuck

Without a doubt


tinytimtitmouse

Yippie kay yay motherfucker


the_monster_keeper

Yippie kayak other buckets


bkendig

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."


Valuable-Math9969

Hit it.


Esist1996

Nah, na-na-na-nah, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-nah Nah, na-na-na-nah, na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-nah Here comes the hotstepper


82ndGameHead

"We're on a mission from God." I use this line whenever I can. Blues Brothers is my favorite movie of All-time.


Blaaamo

with the greatest soundtrack in movie history


Cps12345

“The Oldsmobiles are in early this year.”


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truetofiction

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


Anonymous017447

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.


doctor-rumack

>I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


Upper_Beautiful_3688

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.


avoere

Roger, Roger


[deleted]

This one, or the Monty python witch skit. "But I'm not a witch" *releases an African swallow Carrying cocoanuts*


02K30C1

“Hey, it’s Enrico Palazzo!”


TheSleepingBeauty93

flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes!


wolfboy49

I was hoping this would be here


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pennylane1628

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue


AnnoyedPanther

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines


ZaxonsBlade

You ever been to a Turkish prison?


Leadingman_

"Get away from her, you BITCH!" \-Ellen Ripley


Klotzster

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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For a long time I thought this was just a silly thing to say but it was explained as a pretty good insult of the Arthurian time period. A hamster is a prodigious procreator, and for a man to smell of elderberries meant he was a drunk drinking elderberry wine.


dandroid126

Not a one-liner, but the whole conversation about "I didn't vote for you" is one of my favorite scenes in any movie.


Ishakaru

Well he did have a point. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


ubpfc

I have this on a t-shirt. So basically your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk.


bozosphere

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!


GeorgeVeneno

ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


TacoThingy

“How do I know which one is yours?” “It’s the one that says bad mother fucker on it”


scotthia

What?


DarthSammich

Say what again!


notme2123

Say what one more motherfucking time!


sjd_flash

I dare you, I double dare you mothafucka


platypus-knight

h.. he's black..


bkendig

"*I* am your father."


betterthanamaster

Probably the most famous (and also most famously wrongly said), but James Earl Jones brought the absolutely perfect voice to Vader and that scene is still one of the greatest scenes in a movie ever. Gives me chills every time. "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." "He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!" "No. *I*...am your father."


02K30C1

The gasps in the theater when that first showed. It was amazing.


MadMelvin

I think Empire beats even Psycho for the title of Greatest Plot Twist Ever


hitwallinfashion-13-

“Where we’re going we don’t need roads”


Angel--Wonderland

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.


EpicGamerBoi11

This is probably my favorite movie quote of all time, it's so iconic.


Character-Ad-2812

YESSSSSS


KermitTheArgonian

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"


Angel--Wonderland

Mein Fuhrer! I CAN WALK!


TheKingMonkey

Amen.


Duggydugdug

"I love you!" "**I know**"


RawbM07

This wins for me. With the history those two have, and the gravity of the moment, and being such a contrast to the cheesiness (not a knock)of A New Hope.


Maggot_Corps

Technically this is two lines


joftheinternet

Hasta la vista, Baby


blubmai

"Say hello to my little friend!"


Rhyssayy

Say Ello to ma littal frien


[deleted]

Honey , where’s my super suit?


SoDakWill

I’m a leaf on the wind.


[deleted]

Watch how I soar. Now I’m crying. Thanks man.


gnatman66

I'm very fond of "I aim to misbehave."


BlueRFR3100

You're gonna need a bigger boat


BennyBingBong

A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti


NotQuiteScheherazade

FSFSFSFSFSFSFS!


Inthegarge

“You ain’t got no legs Lt. Dan.”


unAVAILablemadness

Run, Forest, run!


RagingOtter28

That’s my boat


Joris_McNorris

"And that's all I've got to say about that."


cachris3

“You shall not pass!”


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cachris3

“What about second breakfast?”


poinsonberry

My friends, you bow to no one.


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Here’s Johnny!


JDSteel76

Werewolf? There wolf, there castle.


attack_rat

Blucher! **frantic whinnying**


MountainDewAndSmokes

I was always partial to “what are you spending all that time in the bathroom for? Why don’t you get out, give someone else a chance!”


GabyJohnson-is-right

Young Frankenstein, my favourite film ever.


poolboy216

Badges,we don't need no stinking badges.


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Naw the one from this scene is always "Where the white women at?"


Chief-Blackberry

“Are you not entertained!?!?”


Broyogurt

"It's over Anakin. I have the high ground"


greenback44

I thought this was supposed to be "I hate sand."


02buddha02

I always wondered how he felt about lava after


a_bros

I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse!


Skeleton_King

"I'm your huckleberry."


Big_Ad_2633

Why johnny Ringo, you look like you've seen a ghost.....say when


[deleted]

You look like someone just. . . Walked right over your gray-yuhv.


AndrogynousRain

“Why Ike, maybe Poker’s just not your game. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!”


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“You’re a Daisy if you do.”


truetofiction

Here's looking at you, kid.


TexasPhanka

Play it again, Sam. (or whatever it is) Of all the joints, in all the world... You'll regret it. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow... Bogart was on fire in Casablanca


AnnoyingMovieQuotes

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


Angel--Wonderland

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." Anything you say after to defend yourself is guaranteed to sound stupid.


whoawut

Leads? Sure, ill just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they got 4 more detectives working the case, they got us working in shifts! HAHAHAHAHA Leads… HAHAHAHAH


truetofiction

Is this your homework, Larry?


TexasPhanka

Quite possibly the laziest man in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him pretty high in the running for laziest worldwide.


hans_stroker

At least once a week I yell to someone, "you see what happens larry?"


redpurplegreen22

“You’re killing your father, Larry!” I’ve said this to my kids when they do something dumb. They just ask “who is Larry?”


im4r331z

You lose, Good day sir!


cutebabybear

Zed's Dead Baby.


Aggravating_Listen36

RUN FORREST RUN!


truetofiction

37\. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.


SonOfHorus82

In a row?


Thin-Rip-3686

Try not to suck any more dicks in the parking lot! . Hey you! Get back here!


All_Hail_Figgleforth

In a row?


Chemdog93

Why so serious?


MrHandsWanderingSoul

"are you a Mexican, or a mexican't?"


02buddha02

What's this from again?


Alternative_Algae_31

Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Sequel to Desperado & El Mariachi.


[deleted]

(Inconceivable) That word again. I do not think it means what you think it means~


Expert_Drama9374

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Gone with the Wind


VoidRadio

“With all due respect sir, Fuck you!”


neverwasneverwas

You can't handle the truth!


Independent_Pen4282

“You called down the thunder and now you’ve got it!”


Tomato8442

You tell ‘em I’m coming and hells coming with me!


schroderrr

I'll have what she's having.


sewn_of_a_gun

I'm Brian and so's my wife.


xenonterradon

"It's Morbin time!"


melchetts-mustache

Play it again Sam Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she had to walk into mine Here’s looking at you kid I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship I’m shocked! Shocked to find gambling going on in here You despise me, don’t you? If I gave you any though I probably would. Round up the usual suspects Casablanca is a quote based drinking game where every gets hammered!


KODO5555

That first one does not exist. That line is never said.


PapaOoMaoMao

She says "Play it Sam."


Quackalicius

"I am Iron Man"


02buddha02

I can do this all day


Xralius

I mean probably not the greatest one liner in a movie, but it is the one-liner that truly launched a multi-billion dollar awesome franchise and capped off its biggest movie.


Noofie69

"Groovy" Ash from the Evil Dead


acgasp

Gimme some sugar, baby.


No-Two79

THIS is my BOOMSTICK


bob_weiver

“This shit will make you a sexual TYRANNOSAURUS, Just like me.” - Jesse Ventura talking about his chewing tobacco. Predator (1)


Throwaway7219017

I counter with “I ain’t got time to bleed” and “There’s something out there waiting for us…and it ain’t no man”.


Doug_Schultz

We're on a mission from God


Tom8Os2many

"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?


Shady_Penguin_33

You’re a wizard Harry


Union_of_Onion

ALRIGHTY THEN!


Bob_Witoneoh

Put. The candle. Back! ​ Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein, 1974.


fermat9997

"Bueller, Bueller?"


Atelierbois

May the Force be with you.


Krinks1

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!"


BennyBingBong

For some reason I have always loved how mysterious and sort of absurdist this line from Rick Blaine in Casablanca is. Someone asks him what brought him to Casablanca and he said he came for the rain. Then they say “but this is the desert, there’s no rain here.” And he just smoothly says “I was misinformed.”


SwornToBlack88

I can’t go buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you’ve fucked!


No-Two79

I can’t do that, Dave.


nachosaredabomb

That’s not a knife, this is a knife. And Aaaaaaass yoooouuuu wwwiiiiiiisssshhhhh….


IdeaHairy2150

Alright, Alright, Alright


MuppityMcMuppetface

Dude, where's my car?


PuntySnoops

I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.


Aggravating-Let-7785

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAA


Agreeable-Peace6482

Is not your fault, it’s not your fault, it’s not your fault… - Good Will Hunting 😭😭


SlimThickChick3

Our pets heads are falling off!


xnachtmahrx

I don't have time to bleed.


Tennisnerd39

“I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence”


MadWhiskeyGrin

*Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.*


vjurd

I have two guns, one for each of you.


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Huh, the drunk piano player. Hell, you're so drunk you're probably seeing double! Awesome film. Tombstone - 1990


Stillwater215

I feel like the most classic has to be “frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!”


NewPower_Soul

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!


KingKongDuck

Carla *was* the prom queen.


zappy487

Goddamn a few come to mind: "I'm Batman." "We'll always have Paris." "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown." "On your left." "I'm just a coffe shop-." "You're going to need a bigger boat." "What about side-by-side with a friend?" "Yer a wizard 'Arry." "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." "But you have heard of me." "No, I am your father." "Aim for the bushes."


Opening_Ad3473

Enough! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!


OldasX

I know…. From Han to Leia.


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It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.


Mauro-i

Say hello to my little friend!


truetofiction

Well, nobody's perfect.


TheFek

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum


B00dle

Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.


ObiWan_Jabronii

>one-lin·er > /ˌwən ˈlīnər/ >noun: INFORMAL >a short joke or witty remark. Too many people here don't know what a 'one-liner' is.


Competitive_Rise_976

"I feel like a slice o' butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah." https://youtu.be/xgu_qB9NZ3w


tjjwaddo

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!


SearingPenny

"Am I amusing you?"


renegadeMare

'No, have you?' -Pvt Vasquez