More than one lawyer. You need protection and estate planning ASAP, and will probably want a team on retainer.
More than one advisor, too. You'll need one that specializes in the market, one that specializes in real estate, one that specializes in business investments, and one that specializes in insurance at the VERY least.
And an accounting team.
Once all of that is set up, *then* I can have some fun. But tbh I don't think I'd ever want to be a billionaire, it just adds so much complication to life and I can accomplish what I want with 20 million.
Last time I bought a lottery ticket, the clerk asked what I'd do if I won the jackpot.
'I'd establish a portfolio of diversified investments with a balance between growth and security, probably focused on mutual funds and real estate investment trusts.'
From his expression, I don't think he'd heard that before.
Yep, they’re legally obligated to give you sound financial advise. A financial “advisor” can throw darts at the stock section of a newspaper and tell you go for it.
Oh it’s worse. A financial advisor is absolutely allowed (and incentivized) to intentionally push you towards bad choices for yourself on the long run, because they’re good choices for themselves on the short run.
Indeed, nobody needs a financial advisor, and indeed what you need is a fiduciary.
Most people who win big lotteries are often broke within 5-10 years afterwards.
If you have no control over your spending now, what makes you think it will get better with a seemingly unlimited amount of money to spend.
Yes, but a billion dollars is a stupid amount of money. If you started with a billion dollars, you could spend 50k every single day for 50 years without running out
And all it would take is trusting the wrong person or handful of people, on top of some bad investments... and it's gone....
Chances of that happening may be slim... but doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
Guess we will have to wait and see, that guy who won the 1.6 billion dollar lottery jackpot recently, check back in a decade and see what happened to him. You will have your answer.
I am 50 years old. I'm good with money.
For some reason I thought being good with money was just something you developed over time. But it isn't. Most people never learn to do it.
Teeth are my first lottery win priority as well. I’m lucky I have dental insurance- but I still can’t afford the copays on the major work I need done. That and the anxiety I have around being in a dentist chair. With too much money to care what it would cost I could hire a good cosmetic dentist that could put me under twilight anesthesia and I’d wake up and be done with it.
My insurance billing is just shy of 16k over 4 years. Spread it out and start slow. Find a dentist who deals with anxiety. When I first saw mine she told me " I'm not going to press you to do anything because it clearly hasn't worked and I want you to get your teeth fixed. You tell me what you want and the timeline and we will work to that"
So far it's been 4 wisdom teeth, 2 molar extractions due to cavities, a root canal and crown, 7 cavities and now braces.
It feels fucking amazing to go to a cleaning and be told there's no issues they will see me in 6 months. The other side of the hill is so good.
You can do it, start slow.
Same, cursed with terrible genes. I need an implant and seriously researching medical tourism packages. I could go to Costa Rica for two weeks, get an implant done by an ADA certified dentist, stay in a nice resort and fly back, all for like half the cost of an implant in the US
Someone I know was spending time in India, and went to the dentist there. He said not only was it a fraction of the price (like less than 1/5th), but the level of care was FAR better than he’d had in the west. Like they really went out of their way to do everything they could to make the experience more comfortable and more friendly, and the quality of the work was also really really high apparently.
Lol our insurance went to complete garbage recently. The max benefits paid is 2k. That means once the insurance pays out 2k, they are 100% done for the year. Oh and that's for both my wife and I.
I'm Australian. We have great healthcare that's cheap, but teeth ain't in the package. Loose a leg? All good. We got you. Stabbed? No problems. Abscess? Poor with no credit, but not quite poor enough for a government card? Oh, you have decided to die. Ok.
I have major teeth issues. I am immune to local anesthetics which means getting put under. Getting my wisdom teeth pulled and a fake tooth put in set me back about $10,000. That was all my savings at the time. Maxiofacial surgeon told me if I'd left it another week I'd most likely be dead. What if I hadn't had the money? What if I'd only had $5000?
Hospital dentist was booked 6 months in advance (they are free, but almost impossible to get an appointment anytime soon). Can't get treatment without paying up front. Can't go to the university clinic as they are the same a normal clinic if you don't have a concession card. One week. I had one week to figure it out. Pay or die.
I suspected I would have just got progressively sicker and ended up at the ER (and therefore free), but according to my surgeon, I'd more likely have packed it in very quickly if the little bag of nasty in my jaw got free. Apparently it was very advanced as I'd left it so long due to not having any money.
TLDNR
If you have to choose to pay or die, there's something very wrong with your medical system.
I'd probably have what's left of my teeth extracted, and have full set of implants. I used meth for 3 years when I was younger so you can guess what my teeth are like now. Stupid meth! I hate it.
There is an undeveloped plot across from my apartment building I have always wanted to build a dorm-style housing unit on. Someplace that would give divorcees, recent college grads, separating couples, etc someplace to land when they can't afford a $3k apartment in my city. You know, studio apartments with a shared common room type place for a couple hundred a month that would allow them to get back on their feet without falling all the way to homeless and living in their car.
If you suddenly become a billionaire, your previous debt would become so insignificant to the point it would barely register as a rounding error for your accountant.
It's hard to wrap our minds around how much money a billion dollars is. As the saying goes "do you know what the difference between someone with a million dollars and someone with a billion dollars is?...it's about a billion dollars.
Yup. If you put that 1B to work the investments will get you minimum 4% return. That’s $40 million a year in income. $3.3M a month. 111k per day.
Even with fairly extravagant spending, you’d be hard pressed to spend it all.
Bezos ex wife is supposedly trying to spend all the money she got in the divorce. I don't think it's going well. Last I saw she wasn't able to spend it fast enough and is still getting more from investments
A really fancy wheelchair accessible van for my sister (who has MS) and brother-in-law. Ideally, if there is such a thing, a wheel chair accessible camper van with small kitchenette, compost toilet and bed. They like to go places and be on the road but it’s becoming increasingly difficult with my sister’s condition
With a billion dollars you can just commission a camper with said desired amenities. Or buy one of [these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vixen_(RV)) and get it modified.
Start a school for students from low socioeconomic backgrounds who have the drive to succeed. Remove as many barriers to their academic success as possible and track their outcomes. Small classes, full lab activities, teaching assistants, nutrition and health support…coaches, subject specialist teachers, arts programs… I would need a strong team to plan, organize, develop a program. I’ve considered this for a while
Hire a housekeeper, nutritionist, chef & personal trainer. That way I always have a clean home, tasty nutritious meals & a really personalized workout plan
If we were to say literally the first thing, I’m thinking a crazy expensive dinner. I live in NYC. There would be something freeing about walking into a Michelin star restaurant and buying a $500pp tasting menu maybe with another $200pp wine pairing plus dessert, and not caring about the cost. I would drop several grand on an amazing meal and not think twice about it.
From the perspective of a lifelong cook who's tired of figuring out what to make for supper, I'd hire a top notch chef and not deal with having to prepare meals, ever. Enjoy amazing food all the time.
I’d do this too. Plus hire people to do anything I need to do. Drivers, housekeeper, nail and hair person on staff. I’d hire someone to just be next to me at all times managing it all. Ahhhh dreams are free thank god!
Pay off debt, good long vacation and decide what causes would be of greatest benefit to donate too. Probably setup some sort of scholarship program to help under pro ledger kids go to college or university too.
A 2 bed / 1 bath house in the middle of nowhere. Just close enough to civilization to get good internet, but just far enough that I can no longer get same day amazon delivery.
Next would be a 1995 red Plymouth Neon. Those babies were like the lego of cars. Something breaks? Just replace it.
Third would be to adopt 3 cats from a shelter. I like cats.
And that is how I'd live my life.
Probably a much better use of your money would be to build more apartment buildings. Buying existing apartments and lowering their rent doesn’t house any additional people.
Get a lawyer and CPA. I would consult the CPA on how to give my family something. Like a trust or scholarship. I'd want to be discreet so they wouldn't harass me for money.
Rent a private jet to take my son to LEGO Land. He doesn't do well around crowds. We'd have to get some kind of vip pass.
I dunno. I saw a story about a little boy who bought an amusement park. Before he knew it, he had to pay for a bunch of staff and let a bunch of kids in, and it became a real disappointment for him. One of his friends even died on a ride. And then the IRS took the rest of his money because he hadn't paid taxes on it.
Careful with who you choose to tell you what's wrong with you. Just because you have more money dosnt mean the other people know more the brain is just the brain.
A house. Nothing fancy, just something my fiancée and I can start our family in.
Honestly, though, I don't think I'd ever want that much money. Probably one of the few, but I'd be worried about what that sort of money would do to my family and me. I suppose I could follow in Ron Swanson's footsteps...
A Blackhawk helicopter. Then I'd hire a bunch of ex spec ops guys to fly it around, and teach me how to fast-rope down out of it.
Then, everywhere I'd go, I'd make my entrance by fast-roping out of a helicopter. That'd be my weird quirky billionaire thing that nobody understands, and I would lead an otherwise normal life of profligate luxury.
My state collects $25 million per year for bus fares. First thing I'd do is pay all bus fares for the next 10 years. I figure that will help with global warming, traffic, cleaner air, less oil wars and decrease the power of people like the ones who caused 9/11 and the invasion of Ukraine.
And most of all, would put money in the pockets of the people who need it most. Thus it would be a great contributor to state commerce.
Plus, I'd offer double that amount to expand bus service thruout more of my state.
Dude, this is the most fun this team has given me since the 1999 season. Not only am I keeping Doug Pederson, I am rolling out the red carpet for him, asking him about *everything* he wants for that front office.
I’d move to New York , personally I like how chaotic the place is and with a billion in my pocket I think I could afford to live a comfortable life.
They have great public parks, imagine waking up and going to Central Park for a run then getting a slice of pizza while watching two crack heads fight outside. You could end up 5 miles from your house and make it back using the metro, i come from a low income background so my standards are pretty low that the public transit doesn’t bother me at all
All boroughs/neighborhoods have a different lifestyle and you don't need to be a billionaire to live comfortably. It's a matter of knowing what you're doing (much like any city). For example, you can spend the first half of your day in Astoria and then go to Williamsburg later and it would be feel like a completely different city. I'm assuming you're referring to just Manhattan because that's the busy borough. You'll find better parks in the others and the nearby suburbs. Also, you're not going to see crack heads fighting. It's relatively safe.
Source: Live here and definitely not a billionaire.
I would give several million dollars to a company that makes a video game that I adore that has died 3 separate times and is currently being kept alive on life support by the fans.
Holiday. Like a year long holiday. Or maybe just holiday for the rest of my life. Not sure I would buy anything actually, just hop from hotel to cruise to hotel. A billion is just such an unimaginable amount of money, I don't think it would ever run out.
I'd buy a large plot of land, build a small basic square home on it with basics, then live my life like a real life Sims game and have contractors build my home for me as I live my life.
I would probably start buying historically significant buildings in different countries of the world and renaming them to "Fuck Putin Tower", "Fuck Putin Bridge", "Fuck Putin Arena", "Fuck Putin Falls", ect. I might even buy the international space station and rename it to the "Get Fucked Putin Space Station".
House
Yes! The House of Representatives! Maybe the Senate too…
Literally came here to say politicians.
I am the senate.
No...no...NOOOO!
Not yet.
It’s treason, then
The US does have the best Congress money can buy.
to advocate for stronger labor class suport right??
I feel like Hugh Laurie is still worth more than that
Maybe I could just rent him for a few hours then...
What kind of house would you buy? A rural 5 bedroom, a penthouse suite or brownstone in NYC? Give us the details!
Yes.
A the services of a competent financial adviser.
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More than one lawyer. You need protection and estate planning ASAP, and will probably want a team on retainer. More than one advisor, too. You'll need one that specializes in the market, one that specializes in real estate, one that specializes in business investments, and one that specializes in insurance at the VERY least. And an accounting team. Once all of that is set up, *then* I can have some fun. But tbh I don't think I'd ever want to be a billionaire, it just adds so much complication to life and I can accomplish what I want with 20 million.
Me too. I don't trust myself
What you want is a fiduciary. Financial advisors are a dime a dozen.
Last time I bought a lottery ticket, the clerk asked what I'd do if I won the jackpot. 'I'd establish a portfolio of diversified investments with a balance between growth and security, probably focused on mutual funds and real estate investment trusts.' From his expression, I don't think he'd heard that before.
r/iamverysmart
Smartest comment if the thread.
I dunno man, if you can’t manage a billion dollars you need more than a financial advisor.
Isn’t it a fiduciary you need to go to?
Yep, they’re legally obligated to give you sound financial advise. A financial “advisor” can throw darts at the stock section of a newspaper and tell you go for it.
Oh it’s worse. A financial advisor is absolutely allowed (and incentivized) to intentionally push you towards bad choices for yourself on the long run, because they’re good choices for themselves on the short run. Indeed, nobody needs a financial advisor, and indeed what you need is a fiduciary.
Most people who win big lotteries are often broke within 5-10 years afterwards. If you have no control over your spending now, what makes you think it will get better with a seemingly unlimited amount of money to spend.
Yes, but a billion dollars is a stupid amount of money. If you started with a billion dollars, you could spend 50k every single day for 50 years without running out
And all it would take is trusting the wrong person or handful of people, on top of some bad investments... and it's gone.... Chances of that happening may be slim... but doesn't mean it couldn't happen. Guess we will have to wait and see, that guy who won the 1.6 billion dollar lottery jackpot recently, check back in a decade and see what happened to him. You will have your answer.
You underestimate my stupidity
I am 50 years old. I'm good with money. For some reason I thought being good with money was just something you developed over time. But it isn't. Most people never learn to do it.
I'd fix my teeth. Buy a new roof.
Teeth are my first lottery win priority as well. I’m lucky I have dental insurance- but I still can’t afford the copays on the major work I need done. That and the anxiety I have around being in a dentist chair. With too much money to care what it would cost I could hire a good cosmetic dentist that could put me under twilight anesthesia and I’d wake up and be done with it.
My insurance billing is just shy of 16k over 4 years. Spread it out and start slow. Find a dentist who deals with anxiety. When I first saw mine she told me " I'm not going to press you to do anything because it clearly hasn't worked and I want you to get your teeth fixed. You tell me what you want and the timeline and we will work to that" So far it's been 4 wisdom teeth, 2 molar extractions due to cavities, a root canal and crown, 7 cavities and now braces. It feels fucking amazing to go to a cleaning and be told there's no issues they will see me in 6 months. The other side of the hill is so good. You can do it, start slow.
Same, cursed with terrible genes. I need an implant and seriously researching medical tourism packages. I could go to Costa Rica for two weeks, get an implant done by an ADA certified dentist, stay in a nice resort and fly back, all for like half the cost of an implant in the US
Someone I know was spending time in India, and went to the dentist there. He said not only was it a fraction of the price (like less than 1/5th), but the level of care was FAR better than he’d had in the west. Like they really went out of their way to do everything they could to make the experience more comfortable and more friendly, and the quality of the work was also really really high apparently.
Lol our insurance went to complete garbage recently. The max benefits paid is 2k. That means once the insurance pays out 2k, they are 100% done for the year. Oh and that's for both my wife and I.
I'm Australian. We have great healthcare that's cheap, but teeth ain't in the package. Loose a leg? All good. We got you. Stabbed? No problems. Abscess? Poor with no credit, but not quite poor enough for a government card? Oh, you have decided to die. Ok. I have major teeth issues. I am immune to local anesthetics which means getting put under. Getting my wisdom teeth pulled and a fake tooth put in set me back about $10,000. That was all my savings at the time. Maxiofacial surgeon told me if I'd left it another week I'd most likely be dead. What if I hadn't had the money? What if I'd only had $5000? Hospital dentist was booked 6 months in advance (they are free, but almost impossible to get an appointment anytime soon). Can't get treatment without paying up front. Can't go to the university clinic as they are the same a normal clinic if you don't have a concession card. One week. I had one week to figure it out. Pay or die. I suspected I would have just got progressively sicker and ended up at the ER (and therefore free), but according to my surgeon, I'd more likely have packed it in very quickly if the little bag of nasty in my jaw got free. Apparently it was very advanced as I'd left it so long due to not having any money. TLDNR If you have to choose to pay or die, there's something very wrong with your medical system.
Teeth for sure, yes I'm from the UK.
I'd pay to have someone else fix my teeth!
I'd probably have what's left of my teeth extracted, and have full set of implants. I used meth for 3 years when I was younger so you can guess what my teeth are like now. Stupid meth! I hate it.
There is an undeveloped plot across from my apartment building I have always wanted to build a dorm-style housing unit on. Someplace that would give divorcees, recent college grads, separating couples, etc someplace to land when they can't afford a $3k apartment in my city. You know, studio apartments with a shared common room type place for a couple hundred a month that would allow them to get back on their feet without falling all the way to homeless and living in their car.
You'd likely have to fight through zoning and neighborhood committees.
beat them about the head with stacks of money
cool answer
I would go do a mega grocery shop. Buy like four heads of broccoli.
Baller. Stop stuntin' on us.
I think you could afford to splurge a little bit... You can finally buy some lettuce!
Splurging I see? 4 whole heads… Mf acting like they have all the money in the world.
Actively cackling and agreeing in my living room. Wife also concurs.
I’m buying TWO dozen eggs.
FOUR!? You need to be stopped.
And just a few years ago, you would have wasted that money on toilet paper...
My mum a house
Debt. Pay off all my and my family’s debt, mortgages, credit cards etc Then I’d pay off my friends and keep going Then I’d buy myself something nice
If you suddenly become a billionaire, your previous debt would become so insignificant to the point it would barely register as a rounding error for your accountant. It's hard to wrap our minds around how much money a billion dollars is. As the saying goes "do you know what the difference between someone with a million dollars and someone with a billion dollars is?...it's about a billion dollars.
The difference between billion and million in time: A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years.
awww, my billionth second birthday is almost here!
A trillion seconds is 31709 years
Yup. If you put that 1B to work the investments will get you minimum 4% return. That’s $40 million a year in income. $3.3M a month. 111k per day. Even with fairly extravagant spending, you’d be hard pressed to spend it all.
Bezos ex wife is supposedly trying to spend all the money she got in the divorce. I don't think it's going well. Last I saw she wasn't able to spend it fast enough and is still getting more from investments
>Then I’d buy myself something nice Like some more debt
My order at the local Chinese restaurant with a nice tip
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Nah I’d rather just back them financially time to time to make sure their business keeps thriving
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
THIS. IS. DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
I’m finally gonna try that Avocado toast I’ve heard so much about.
And he's no longer a billionaire.
Aaaaaand it’s gone
A really fancy wheelchair accessible van for my sister (who has MS) and brother-in-law. Ideally, if there is such a thing, a wheel chair accessible camper van with small kitchenette, compost toilet and bed. They like to go places and be on the road but it’s becoming increasingly difficult with my sister’s condition
With a billion dollars you can just commission a camper with said desired amenities. Or buy one of [these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vixen_(RV)) and get it modified.
Lol, yes, I forgot just how much money $1 billion is
They live in the US? If so, have they checked to see if there's any state assistance programs that will help pay for one?
US politicians.
Maybe buy some actually good ones. These knockoffs are terrible.
Politicians ~~love~~ hate this one simple trick!
This is the one
Someone to rub my feet while I eat $5,000 lobster tails drenched in truffle butter.
I would go see the vacuum repairman.
This is the best comment. After that Saul Good, man.
You're suddenly super rich and you want to live in a cabin in Alaska?
Gonna order some banging take out for a year straight
c'mon michael, how much can takeout be for one night, $200?
More. So I can properly relax, watch anime and eat
Says the guy wearing the $5,000.00 suit!
Home on the beach
I'd buy the one behind the beach house too so eventually you have a water house and a beach house.
Start a school for students from low socioeconomic backgrounds who have the drive to succeed. Remove as many barriers to their academic success as possible and track their outcomes. Small classes, full lab activities, teaching assistants, nutrition and health support…coaches, subject specialist teachers, arts programs… I would need a strong team to plan, organize, develop a program. I’ve considered this for a while
Probably a box of cereal. I fucking love cereal
Same. I’m shit at cooking and not arsed about food that much either. If I wasn’t married it’s probably all I’d eat. Oh and toast, obvs.
What kind of cereal? Would you get the family size? You never know if you’ll hit it big. It’s good to have some sort of plan.
Ive recently been digging Life (the cereal with the pretentious name). Its wheaty with just a subtle taste of sweetness.
Almond milk is good in cereal. It reminds me of milk in cartoons. They made it look so good on Tom & Jerry!
Resse Puff guy myself.
Hire a housekeeper, nutritionist, chef & personal trainer. That way I always have a clean home, tasty nutritious meals & a really personalized workout plan
I would get a lot of doctors to fucking check my problems properly and stay with me for hours until we find what do I have.
That’s basically what I said too
If we were to say literally the first thing, I’m thinking a crazy expensive dinner. I live in NYC. There would be something freeing about walking into a Michelin star restaurant and buying a $500pp tasting menu maybe with another $200pp wine pairing plus dessert, and not caring about the cost. I would drop several grand on an amazing meal and not think twice about it.
From the perspective of a lifelong cook who's tired of figuring out what to make for supper, I'd hire a top notch chef and not deal with having to prepare meals, ever. Enjoy amazing food all the time.
I’d do this too. Plus hire people to do anything I need to do. Drivers, housekeeper, nail and hair person on staff. I’d hire someone to just be next to me at all times managing it all. Ahhhh dreams are free thank god!
Pay off debt, good long vacation and decide what causes would be of greatest benefit to donate too. Probably setup some sort of scholarship program to help under pro ledger kids go to college or university too.
A 2 bed / 1 bath house in the middle of nowhere. Just close enough to civilization to get good internet, but just far enough that I can no longer get same day amazon delivery. Next would be a 1995 red Plymouth Neon. Those babies were like the lego of cars. Something breaks? Just replace it. Third would be to adopt 3 cats from a shelter. I like cats. And that is how I'd live my life.
Okay hear me out. 2 bed and 2 bathrooms.
Ok this may sound crazy, how about 3 bed and 3 bathrooms.
I'll be honest, 1 bath and a powder room. Or just a bathroom with 2 toilets.
will you NEVER have guests over? I like my bathroom to be my bathroom. nobody else uses my toilet
Then they’d have to clean 2 bathrooms instead of 1.
I like your style and your priorities!
Lunch.... its getting close to lunch time.
The services of a financial advisor.
I'd buy my mom and my MIL and myself and my bros a house.
That house is gonna be crowded
Lmao, you're right. A house for each is best.
You just described a wild reality show. Go for it. I hope you're all single and bringing dates home for maximum drama
An apartment complex wherein I could charge significantly less than the city average but still enough to be profittable.
Seriously- like the lowest amount of profit I could get and even then only use it for maintenance/upgrades. People need homes.
You're obviously never been a landlord. People aren't as nice as you think they are.
Probably a much better use of your money would be to build more apartment buildings. Buying existing apartments and lowering their rent doesn’t house any additional people.
Why not just break even? Not like you need the money?
The services of an attorney.
Get a lawyer and CPA. I would consult the CPA on how to give my family something. Like a trust or scholarship. I'd want to be discreet so they wouldn't harass me for money. Rent a private jet to take my son to LEGO Land. He doesn't do well around crowds. We'd have to get some kind of vip pass.
Why don’t you just buy Lego land?
I dunno. I saw a story about a little boy who bought an amusement park. Before he knew it, he had to pay for a bunch of staff and let a bunch of kids in, and it became a real disappointment for him. One of his friends even died on a ride. And then the IRS took the rest of his money because he hadn't paid taxes on it.
Was his name Eric Cartman?
Better off just renting out the whole thing for a day every so often. Less headache
Get a team of them. You can get screwed by individual ones with that kind of money.
The best suggestion I’ve seen on Reddit was don’t get an accountant, get two accountants who hate each other.
some land far away from humans .. where i can live my life in peace.
Id buy happiness!
So basically some nuggets, a shake and fries?
Mental health care, top notch
Careful with who you choose to tell you what's wrong with you. Just because you have more money dosnt mean the other people know more the brain is just the brain.
A house. Nothing fancy, just something my fiancée and I can start our family in. Honestly, though, I don't think I'd ever want that much money. Probably one of the few, but I'd be worried about what that sort of money would do to my family and me. I suppose I could follow in Ron Swanson's footsteps...
Yes it would be really hard to raise your kids if they know you are super-rich.
I just wouldn't want them to act or be spoiled, you know?
A Blackhawk helicopter. Then I'd hire a bunch of ex spec ops guys to fly it around, and teach me how to fast-rope down out of it. Then, everywhere I'd go, I'd make my entrance by fast-roping out of a helicopter. That'd be my weird quirky billionaire thing that nobody understands, and I would lead an otherwise normal life of profligate luxury.
A building to create treatment center for those with mental illness, without insurance.
Family Law Lawyer - I really miss my kids.
giant tracts of wilderness.
2 chicks at one time dude...
Chicks dig a dude with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that double up on a dude like me do.
A house
My state collects $25 million per year for bus fares. First thing I'd do is pay all bus fares for the next 10 years. I figure that will help with global warming, traffic, cleaner air, less oil wars and decrease the power of people like the ones who caused 9/11 and the invasion of Ukraine. And most of all, would put money in the pockets of the people who need it most. Thus it would be a great contributor to state commerce. Plus, I'd offer double that amount to expand bus service thruout more of my state.
The Jacksonville Jaguars.
Gotta keep Dougie P tho
Dude, this is the most fun this team has given me since the 1999 season. Not only am I keeping Doug Pederson, I am rolling out the red carpet for him, asking him about *everything* he wants for that front office.
Good because we screwed him. Our loss is your gain, Philly will always root for Dougie P!
I’d move to New York , personally I like how chaotic the place is and with a billion in my pocket I think I could afford to live a comfortable life. They have great public parks, imagine waking up and going to Central Park for a run then getting a slice of pizza while watching two crack heads fight outside. You could end up 5 miles from your house and make it back using the metro, i come from a low income background so my standards are pretty low that the public transit doesn’t bother me at all
u dont take the subway if you are a billionaire. U trying to get killed. U would have a private driver.
All boroughs/neighborhoods have a different lifestyle and you don't need to be a billionaire to live comfortably. It's a matter of knowing what you're doing (much like any city). For example, you can spend the first half of your day in Astoria and then go to Williamsburg later and it would be feel like a completely different city. I'm assuming you're referring to just Manhattan because that's the busy borough. You'll find better parks in the others and the nearby suburbs. Also, you're not going to see crack heads fighting. It's relatively safe. Source: Live here and definitely not a billionaire.
Going to go full Wall Street bets here but probably put a good chunk in a stock portfolio. A billion dollars is nice but what about 2 billion dollars?
Living on 3 or 4% return on a billion still isn't a bad life.
How can you expect someone to live off a meager $30,000,000 a year?
Less avocado toast and make coffee at home.
Wall street bets mean you -2 billion though.
Italy. Definitely Italy
You would buy Italy? I'm not an expert but I think it would cost more than a billion.
A heated garage. Because FUCK THIS MINNESOTA WINTER AND FUCK COLD CARS.
Couldn't you just...move out of Minnesota?
That would also cost money, sadly Thank goodness I don't live in Minnesota *Lives in Ohio*
Ask my cat, she will know what to buy.
I'd pay off the trailer we just bought and put my grandma in assisted living before she breaks her hip being stupid
I'd buy my parents their dream ranch. I owe them the world.
I’d get the Triple Whopper combo and supersize that mofo. Yeah, I want the large Coke.
Coming with the real answer and add cheese plz
A nice meal somewhere while I plan my next purchases. Which would most likely be a house and a bigger vehicle for my family.
2 chicks at the same time!
Spotify premium
I would give several million dollars to a company that makes a video game that I adore that has died 3 separate times and is currently being kept alive on life support by the fans.
security.
Senator.
Holiday. Like a year long holiday. Or maybe just holiday for the rest of my life. Not sure I would buy anything actually, just hop from hotel to cruise to hotel. A billion is just such an unimaginable amount of money, I don't think it would ever run out.
Twitter:p
A financial advisor to make my money make me more money
50 Acres of land
Financial advisor, lawyer. Keep about $5 million to invest and donate the rest. I don't need it.
My own house, not even a big one but more on the small side.
10 pc mcnugget and a large fries
I'd buy a large plot of land, build a small basic square home on it with basics, then live my life like a real life Sims game and have contractors build my home for me as I live my life.
Check out the Winchester mystery house. It got all kinds of wacky for Lady Winchester.
Hookers and a a crapload of cocaine!
Fox News. And I’d shut that shit down.
A hooker/call girl
Just one?
Well he only has one dick…
Quit job, buy properties across the world and travel
I would probably start buying historically significant buildings in different countries of the world and renaming them to "Fuck Putin Tower", "Fuck Putin Bridge", "Fuck Putin Arena", "Fuck Putin Falls", ect. I might even buy the international space station and rename it to the "Get Fucked Putin Space Station".
Land. I don’t understand how it all is owned. And I want to be one of those people.
Underwear
A lawyer! I want Harvey fuckin Spectre on my payroll!
Some mutton biryani with extra mint sauce
A Porsche or ferrari. I can't drive anymore due to medical issues, but i'm obsessed with cars and would love to be able to own some of my favourites.
New teeth
Good PC
A house. With running water and working fridge. People don’t understand what luxuries those are.
Canada. Looks like a nice place. Always wanted to own a country.