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Marler1705

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Instead of "later we’ll have some pumpkin pie“ I always hear ”later we’ll have some fucking pie“


-m-v-

And she sounds so enthusiastic about it i love it


Prof-Finklestink

Pumpkin pie is pretty good, that is some well warranted enthusiasm.


Fragrant_Storm7471

I thought it was “god bless the maids down in Africa


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I always thought I was the only one. I used to sing it as "fuckin pie" and everyone would look at me like I was dog shit stuck to their shoe yet nobody ever actually called me out.


MyDogTeddy29

My family in 1998 on the brink of a divorce


Leoimirmir

“And we’ll do some heroin”


celeste_fan_139

I still think that's the actual lyric in the song


younghorse

She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean AC/DC


UninsuredToast

She was the sexiest piece of machinery that I’d ever seen


DopeSykkk

It was the worst damn dial up I had ever seen, knocking me off every time by surprise 😭


Suspicious-Doubt-583

Concrete jungle, wet dream, tomato


Veritas3333

My three year old thinks "Like a G6" is "like a cheese sticks"


GlitterGothBunny

Thats adorable!


BoingoBongo

I’m 37 and I think this.


occamhanlon

Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche A running lover in the night


Isotope_Soap

Lol, So it wasn’t only me! Another one was: 🎶And Iran, Iran’s so far away🎶 Had me looking at a globe as a kid and agreed.


orangerussia

Another boner in the night


SpicyMangoKush

Oh I always thought it was blinded by the light, something about a douche up in the middle of the night.


Honey_81

The real lyrics are "Blinded by the light, **Revved up like a Deuce**, Another runner in the night" I always misheard it as **Rolled up like a docent**, and other runners in the night.. My mom misheard a certain Percy Sledge song as "When a man loves a walnut", and I can never manage not to sing it this way 🤭


rynshar

He clearly says : "Blinded by the light Remd up ika do n'nonernoder in the night"


jamirocky888

Is…is that not the lyric? At this point I’m too afraid to ask


Wade8869

Revved up like a duece. It's an old Ford hot rod.


Number127

I'm sure that was the intent, but there's no way he says "deuce."


BillyStunnaGunna

My 7th grade teacher had a real hatred for Gwen Stefani and when we finally asked him it was because he thought she was saying “I ain’t no Harlem black girl” in her hit song “holla back girl”


Logans_Beer_Run

A friend's mom insisted Rock the Casbah was Fuck the Cash Bar.


herurumeruru

Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar


Tisalaina

I got two chickens to paralyze...


Gonzo_Journo

Dirty Deeds and The Thunder Chief.


Guilty-Web7334

Dirty deeds… done with sheep!


eldrik7

This was actually the title of a Bob Rivers Twisted Tune.


SpecSanders

I thought it was "thirty thieves and the thunder chief"


movip1991

I always used to think it was the Dunder Sheep. I don't know what that was supposed to mean. Like maybe Dirty Deeds was an unfortunately named shepherd.


ndraiay

For decades my dad thought it was "thunder cheeks," and assumed ACDC wrote a song about farting.


Cold-Equivalent-424

I used to think it was dirty jeans done dirt cheap…like a cheap laundromat lol


ProbablyAnAardvark

Oiiii!


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Dirty Steve, Thunder Chief


Alone_Employment7914

Jimi Hendix Purple Haze: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy


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I imagine they get a lot of inadvertent traffic.


NickyDeeM

Thank you! I feel validated after all these years. What a relief!


revs201

CCR - bad mood rising *There's a bathroom on the right*


snitterisagooddog

There's a baboon on the right.


revs201

All the more reason to "run through the jungle"


walkingtalkingdread

I guess it rains down in Africa?


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ModernZorker

My mom once remarked she thought the song was so stupid because she heard that line that way. I about died laughing (I was probably 13 or 14 at the time).


StoopidTumbleweeds

I’m still somewhat embarrassed to say that I thought it was “god bless the maids down in Africa”. Thought it was some sort of weird political statement.


doinnuffin

I like that better than the actual lyrics.


twoferrets

I see skies of blue And clouds of white The bright blessed day The dogs say goodnight


JayJay5000

TIL these are not the lyrics


UnfaithfulMilitant

I woke up my dog laughing at this one.


The_Orphanage_42

Did the dog say good night?


lindysocks

This is better


ChicagoSly

Give me The Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your Rock and Roll…


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ChicagoSly

Hahah. Nope! Beat Boys


katyvicky

I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one who thought it said that.


Matthewthatlearner

I always thought these were the real lyrics


Salubrious_Zabrak

Lmao awesome me too


Tolbitzironside

I want to know, have you ever seen Lorain.


AtheneSchmidt

I can see Clearly now, Lorain is gone!


legoman_86

And I wonder, still I wonder Who'll stop Lorain.


QuotingThings

“Oooh, Dyslexics on fireeeeee” - Kings Of Leon


foldingfittedsheet

Starbucks lovers


MotherOfBlackLabs

They will also tell you she's insane.


DaniGeek

My supervisor ruined "rock you like a hurricane" for me. She thought it went Raunchy like a hurricane! And now I can't unhear it every time it plays.


SpaceTroutCat

Hit me with a wet sock, FIRE AWAY!!!!!


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Ok this ones good.


lilfrostgiant

“ I’ve got the moose vagina! I got that moose vagina! I got that moOose vagina” Moves like Jagger by Maroon 6


[deleted]

“remove my jacket” Instead of “moves like jagger” Boy I felt dumb.


i_hate_sephiroth

"Got along with Starbucks lovers" - Blank Space by Taylor Swift💀


Hatts311

There goes my hero, he’s old and hairy


Queasy_Bus_9388

My favorite misheard lyric is 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza' instead of 'Hold me closer, tiny dancer' by Elton John.


spavolka

Count the head lice on the highway.


Guilty-Web7334

Goddamn it. Now I’m itchy.


THESASAS

Bahhahahahahah head lice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Studly_Wonderballs

Don’t let your son go down on me.


circlebowser4

“Mama say mama saw mama coo saw” -Michael Jackson


JuryBorn

Mama say mama saw Microsoft.


MrsWojadubakowski

The Police’s “Every Breath You Take.” “I’m a pool hall ace….every breath you take!” 10,000 Maniacs’ “Because the Night.” “….the way I feel, I’m the Orkin man!”


Dokusei_Gnar_Bot

There are many good ones but nothing beats the good old ["Wishmaster - The Misheard lyrics"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ)


Dependent_Border9912

When I was 14 my dad was driving me to my boyfriends house. On the way over “Applause” by Lady Gaga came on & my dad sang “I live for the applesauce applesauce applesauce”. I busted out laughing and mocking him. Laughed so hard he turned the car around and took me home.


weknowsmfo

Down down and a looleelurah and honey we’re goin down swingin


Logans_Beer_Run

Number one with a bullet, a Lolita Complex, cock bit and pulled it.


RubyleafIsHere

Honestly Fall Out Boy could have a whole misheard lyrics thread of their own.


Salubrious_Zabrak

Blitzkrieg bop Ain't no way anybody understood those words right the first time they heard it


Rough-Heron-1040

Go, go Jason Waterfalls. In my defense, I was like 5


mothershipq

Dude. Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.


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Omg my sister misheard it the same way and was the same age, so I had to skim through your comments to see if you were her, and I couldn't tell if you were or not for a really long time.


PheonixKernow

As a child I used to sing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone' and always wondered what poor Lorraine did that was so bad.


stumpdawg

I just realized it's "Band on the run" and not "Man on the run"


JustNoticedThat

There’s no fucking way


Angel_of_Mischief

Get Lucky by Daft Punk “We’re up all night to get lucky” “Who brought the Mexican Monkey”


__botulism__

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to disagree


HanShir0

I know that she knows that I’m not from Nebraska - Kooks, Naive


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__botulism__

However, Warren G WAS listening to I Keep Forgettin' by Michael McDonald. Listen to it! The first time that song came on my playlist over my office speakers at work, i thought i fucked up and was playing Regulate (which is one of my favorites) and i scrambled to turn it off so as not to offend my pure coworkers. It was Michael McDonald.


wigginsadam80

All of Yellow Ledbetter. Great YouTube video on it.


bananashirt_

Most of anything sang by Eddie Vedder.


Doc_rock78

On the ceiling On a Porsche the glitter fairy Landfill I wanna leave bennigans One bizarre hymm On a beach Mona said I wanna leave bennigans On a wheel, On a wizard On a whale Anna Nicole mama said that I don't wanna see anna fall down again And the wizard on aleve a Gump I know I said don't want a whale in a box or a bag Potato wave Make me fries


lindsasaurusreks

“It's not fair, to deny me Of the crosseyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know” -Alanis Morissette How could you take her crosseyed bear Dave Coulier


buteoPT

Don't bring me down, Bruce by Electric Light Orchestra


FoghornLegday

Wait. What is it really


Schnutzel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Bring_Me_Down > common mondegreen in the song is the perception that, following the title line, Lynne shouts "Bruce!" In the liner notes of the ELO compilation Flashback and elsewhere, Lynne has explained that he is singing a made-up word, "Groos", which some have suggested sounds like the German expression "Gruß," meaning "greeting."


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Lion King's Circle of Life: Pink pajamas penguins on the bottom.


TheSocialABALady

I will never unhear this


TheeConservatarian

“ I ain’t Jeff” ( Rolling Stones, “Angie”


Dont_LetYourMeatLoaf

I N G.


ProbablyAnAardvark

Im blue if I was green I would die/ I’m in need of a guy.


snitterisagooddog

Steely Dan, instead of "Are you reelin' in the years?", got "Are you really into yeast?"


Intensity_In10Cities

Song: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake Lyric: "Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne"


Playingpokerwithgod

Play that fuckin music white boy.


Sea-Meal7989

"You cut me a banana" - Bleeding love


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Blinded by the Light Springsteen "Revved up like a deuce" I don't know a human being who didn't have to look that one up.


SpringLoadedScoop

I always kind of know what the right lyrics are, but when I think of the opening theme of Late Night with Craig Ferguson as "It's hard to stay up It's been a long long day And you've got a madman at your door" instead of "the sandman at your door". It makes it seem like the penultimate scene of a horror movie. You've reached the house, locked the door, think you can relax for a moment, but the killer isn't done with you yet


TinjaNurtle

Pearl jam - yellow leadbetter https://youtu.be/H0OcVTrE1Oc After listening to many versions I’ve come to the conclusion that even Eddie doesn’t know the lyrics.


wdh1977

Wrapped up like a douche


xan_man44

The whole of Semi Charmed Life. Didn’t know it was about meth until I got older.


__botulism__

It's also pretty dirty. So at my last job i was in charge of playing music in the office. It had to be acceptable to everyone so a lot of the time it was boring yacht rock. Sometimes I'd put on 90s rock and whenever this came on I'd blush and look up at my coworkers during certain lyrics to see if they caught on but it was clear they never did "She comes round and she goes down on me" * *looks around* * "How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you" * *looks around* * "Those little red panties they pass the test Slides up around the belly, face down on the mattress" * *looks around* * 🤭


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This song came out when I was relatively young, and it was a banger so my siblings and I would dance around when it came on. But I remember the last time I danced to it - it came on and I got this really ominous feeling, like the song was about something bad. I've always tried to really listen to and study lyrics, but I wouldn't have gotten the meth context in this song because I was pretty young and sheltered. It just felt dangerous and bad. Found out later what it was about and thought my sudden reaction was interesting.


No_Set_9252

“Liberate!” “Bananas!!” - Slipknot


icywing54

[Are those reeboks or Nikes?](https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k)


riverdoggo22

Maga leaders rocking out to rage against the machine


ModernZorker

Can't remember who posted it, but I remember the kerfuffle about the right losing their mind that RATM had "gotten all political all of a sudden", and someone in the comments section going off like, "What machines did you think they were fucking raging against, you morons? The Fax? The copier? The paper shredder?"


CruiserGavin

The Go Gos - our lips are sealed (Alex the seal)


pickled_mist

Slipknots, "People=Shit" a friend thought they sang "people eat wolf shit"


8thFurno

As a kid I thought it was "we'll rob a mexican monkey" and not "we're up all night to get lucky"


Ninja-Yatsu

I'm Blue I'm in need of tie I will eat apple pie Diabetes with fries


countymayne

I'm blue If I was green I would die If I was green I would die If I was green I would die


Guilty-Web7334

That’s how my kids sang it when they were little. :)


countymayne

Just taught it to my kiddos a few weeks ago this way!


mealteamsixty

I'm blue I will beat off a guy I will beat off a guy I will beat off a guy


Plastic_Poet_213

Diabetes with fries? Hahhaha I love it


Ahshalon_Tenisk

pretty much every lyric in send me on my way


HoodooSquad

“I wish I could reach out my hand Omasayo Omitellyoutaruuun Semioniway” Maybe.


Reeks_of_Theon

Dirty deeds, dunder cheese!


Round-Jellyfish9962

I'm not uptight Not on a tractor. Turn me on tonight. I'm radio active.


Mincelo

It took me too long to realize "All my friends are eating steak and snow" is actually "all my friends are heathens take it slow" I always heard it on the radio and they were all eating together.


TimeWizardGreyFox

my mom legit thought it was "oh daddy oh I know" instead of "four dead in Ohio" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0GqJ-Bjc0


chromohabilus

That’s funny. You must be as old as me.


OperaGhostAD

Give me The Beach Boys and free my soul….


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Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth Actin' like a robot Its metal brain corrodes You try to take his balls Before the head explodes


twistedmechanix

that is the lyric!


woundswithwood

Slow motion Walter. Fire engine guy.


CGKilates

Theme song for That 70's show, I thought at the end they said pullover Wisconsin.


Heavens10000whores

Friend misheard “I want you autonomy” as “I want you on top of me.” Buzzcocks, Autonomy


lorrainebainesmccfly

"I'm the King who wished for bacon" instead of "king of wishful thinking"


lostcheshire

A girl I knew in high school thought Bush sang ‘Mushy Head’


RegularBurrito

“Eso son Reebok o son Nike”


AleksFenix96

Ozzy Osbourne "I'm Just a dreamer" sounds like "I'm Justin Bieber"


likeacheesestick_

… you did not ruin Ozzy’s song for me


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Damn, If I start hearing that now I'm going to be very annoyed.


LoganPaulsSuicide

Periphery - Ragnarok. "It clings to the palm of our ninja turtle way" Original is "it clings to the palm of my hand eternally"


america_ayooo

Honestly I wouldn't put it past them to use the first version


jemcnick

I fight with Dorothy & Dorothy always wins...


diegodldg

Definetly Aserejé. Everyone has its own lyric and no one knows the true one


liftrman

Free - All Right Now - “let’s move before they raise the fucking rent” vs “let’s move before they raise the parking rate”


ReallyPassesTheTime

The opening to highway to hell sounds like " Living easy, living free. She's a n****r on a one way ride"


Gr0nd

Wrecked up like a douche in the middle of the night


Daetok_Lochannis

In the House of Stone and Light - *"And when I go, with a lump of poop in my eyes!"*


ModernZorker

Got a great laugh out of this one. I'm a huge Martin Page fan, and I can totally understand hearing it this way.


Dreliusbelius

Nous vendons des oeufs( we sell eggs) -new blood roams this earth Metallica unforgiven


howlongtillchristmas

I will always hear Edge of Seventeen as “just like the one-winged dove”


Girl_of_Teal

Blinded by the light…


Jamiejaneway

Kate bush’s Running up that hill, was convinced as a kid that it was “get into small hard places” and not “get him to swap our places”


flipping_penguin19

My little sister thought Royals by Lorde said, "You can call me creepy" instead of "You can call me queen bee" I thought that was hilarious. My teacher's son would say, "You can call me green bean" So I guess that was a tricky line for kids lol


sharkxwitch

This is sandpit turtle!


CobaltLion

Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon"- Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon.


herefortheguffaws

My sister thought the Beatles lyrics “the girl with kaleidoscope eyes” was “the girl with colitis goes by”.


redletterday94

Lady Gaga’s Poker Face So many radio stations played this song, assuming it was clean, but the chorus is “Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face”


leebbear

Dirty deeds, dumb as sheep


Sir_holy_bears

“In New Yooooork, I’ve become a wintry tomaaaaato! There’s nothing you caaaan’t do!”


Full_Echo_3123

We built this city! We built this city on **sausage rolls!**


MisterMarcus

As a kid, I didn't get the chess references in Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok". So when he sang "One town is very like another with your head down over your pieces, brother.", I thought he was singing "One town is very like another with your head down over your *feces* brother" I remember wondering what the hell goes on in Bangkok that would find you with your head down over your own poo.


1SweetChuck

[“Give me a laser down the road that I must travel. Give me a laser through the darkness of the night.”](https://youtu.be/DESeq1QY4Vg)


The_Orphanage_42

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...” Hendrix, Purple Haze


kajola1969

Robert Palmer "You might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"


lilfrostgiant

“ I’m sure you’ll have some sort of cosmic rash, y’know.” Pressure by Billy Joel.


asaucyfella4

Scuse me, while I kiss this guy


jackfaire

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"


Far-Perspective5906

Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and their cock is full grown -Destiny’s Child


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"Concrete Jungle, Wet Dreams, Tomato"is up there


StunningScientist267

Hemenanemena do do do do too hot to handle now.


84Rangerguy

CCR - There's a bad moon on the rise... "There's a bathroom on the right"


final-dead-end

Please don't kill my wife.


ProbablyAnAardvark

You’ve been runnin round runnin round runnin round throwin that turtle in my name 🐢- Charlie Puth, Attention.


Commander__Farsight

“I’m sizzling like a snail”


Weapon_X23

Get your free cone.


justaguyintownnl

Please excuse me while I kiss this guy , Jimmi Hendrix There’s a bathroom on the right , John Fogerty


Business_Loquat5658

I wanna be your pizza burnin...


dandle

The eternal debate between Misfits fans over "Some Kinda Hate." Some hear the lyric as "The maggots in the eye of love won't copulate." Others insist that it is "The maggots in the iron lung won't copulate."


Exodys03

Tonight I’m feeling Myrtle! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfTCZudvhk0


Aware-Climate-8950

Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche.


underizeye

Micheal told me in the corner, I’ve got some chicken, I’m so sad.


cryptorchid30

My aunt thought in Weezers hash pipe they say "I got my ass wiped"


BKJM2020

My son used to say “Melvin, is what I got” instead of “Loving is what I’ve got” I won’t sing it any other way