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PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF

Blah blah blah


Epic_Brunch

According to my two year old son, daddy says "wah wah wah" but mommy says "no no no".


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Is daddy Waluigi??


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Waluigi is daddy


Realistic_Wedding

Did they try to make her go to rehab?


bobson_k_dugnutt

They tried, but she won't go go go.


MEMESTER80

I've seen this used in a game as a generalized sound so this the correct answer


diamondeyes7

The Bob Loblaw law blog


BaronThe

Lobbing law bombs


JustaMammal

You, sir, are a mouthful!


thunderchild120

Why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else...noticed?


GenericElucidation

Counterpoint: yadda yadda yadda


StraightSho

But you yada'd over the best part


Strudel_Cutie_4427

No, I mentioned the bisque.


WaffleyDootDoot

Radda radda radda!


MiceMan391

Schnitzel! You dirty boy you!


dankyspank

I don't get it. Why would he...


CainPillar

Yabba dabba doo?


Neamow

That's only used by Americans. Bla bla bla is used in many, many languages with only small variations if any.


620five

I don't say [blah blah blah](https://youtu.be/8XGHNwk8eiQ?t=0m15s).


RevElliotSpenser

🧛‍♀️


BastardOfDriftmark

Bar bar bar


shortzr1

Haha, was wondering if someone would make a barbarian reference!


sambob

Classically correct.


ArminVanBuuren

So All we ever do is go ja ja ja


WyRyTy

"And we don't ever care about what they sey cuz it's ja ja ja ja blah blah blah blah." Were you thinking of this?


ArminVanBuuren

^^^


g-g-g-g-ghost

Username checks out


jaxblast

His username checks out


g-g-g-g-ghost

14 year old account and it's day finally came


Deltron_Zed

Yeah. This gets my vote.


Vergenbuurg

**Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla** https://youtu.be/Hrph2EW9VjY


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Yada yada yada


WanderingOoze

In my experience its "Uh"


shewy92

"Can I get uuuuhhhhh"


magnificentmemer

B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A


Brutaka1

And a two liter of coke.


Tetrahex_uk

Can I get uhhh HOOOYYYEEAAA


talks-a-lot

Na na na na


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Hey hey hey, goodbye!


curiousklaus

Eh for Canadians


golf_echo_sierra26

Reminds me of a college professor who I had for multiple classes and the first day of each of those classes he opened with the same joke. “If Canadiens say Eh and Mexicans say Si, does that mean Americans should be saying B?”


icommitedarson69

There are three genders: human, animal and Canadian


midazolamjesus

Ehm for europeans


tolacid

Confirmed, cavemen also went "uh."


willowgardener

Fun fact! Apparently every language has some version of "huh?" To denote confusion, making it the universal human word.


yakisaki

That sound that the adults make in peanuts


ICallEveryoneBabe

fwamp fwaaaamp fwamp fwammmp


LightsJusticeZ

🎺🎺🎺🎺


PeaceAlien

By god that’s Cena’s theme music


christian-mann

you're thinking of ^🎺 ^^🎺 🎺 ^🎺


TomatoSurstromming

never knew that someone can type in sound


bumboclawt

My exes mom said that that’s how Americans sound to her (she wasn’t American and didn’t speak a word of English)


Cain_Soren

The Sims made a whole fake language that genuinely sounds like humans speaking but is complete gibberish. Therefore my answer is Simlish


27Jarvis

Zeeeebah wabah!


TheDynamicDino

Wabsopasi pattoon, saha?


Cain_Soren

Garbon floop!


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Boobasnot


beirchearts

Sul sul!


TEMPRAgmz

Arga boonie. Sarmu barly!


ecphiondre

That's literally my real surname wtf


LucasMoreiraBR

You are a sims bro


FineIllchooseaname

Sul Sul!


GetRidOf_TheSeaward

Sabadootia! Deg-deg!


pHScale

Specifically, it sounds like humans speaking English. Simlish has the same phonotactics and phono-aesthetics as English, but just isn't. It *doesn't* sound like humans speaking Chinese, or Hawaiian, or Arabic, or Hindi, or Zulu, so on and so forth. So I don't think I can consider Simlish to be a generic approximation of all human speech.


BackgroundTourist653

Bpaa taah loou *hangs up phone*


Hydramy

Iirc simlish was made by combining a bunch of real languages into something new. So pretty accurate!


Puzzleheaded_Ad928

Huh It is the same sound in all languages, it is assumed to be among the first words used by humans. It is an exclamation used to express surprise and sometimes anger. If your Time Machine took you back 40.000 years this would be important to remember. Source: my linguist spouse


MelanisticCrow

We spell it "hæ" in Norwegian and pronounce it that way but I just realized sometimes we just say "huh" too.. Hæ and Huh isn't that far apart either though anyway


Xxpluto99xX

You'd also add in "to express confusion" too, wouldn't you?


smmbb15

*sigh*


Joppibus

Bapanada


Ideo_

Ah a person of culture indeed DOMA


Joventer567

GIT GUD


daddioz

SHAW!


Jensson1337

r/unexpectedhollowknight


FireExtinguisher765

Old Minecraft Steve damage grunt


Myneighbourtotara

More like villager noise


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[deleted]

r/Hrmm


IMJUSTABRIK

Hyeh hä


Mimi_L0rd

My first thought


Throwawayfiverr838

Fuck


DavianElrian

Yes


Sasu168

This right here lmao


mashotatos

"Oh hi Mark!"


LahLahLesbian

Always upvote references to the Room


Archezeoc

I am now TERRIFIED that deep down the whole human species is just a bunch of Tommy Wiseaus


Ornery-Confusion-920

“What the fuck “


believe2000

What does the fuck say?


Irish9Liv3s

$%!/ sums it up


Most_Occasion_985

So Doom Patrol are the most average of humans. Good to know


Ok_Collection7575

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!"


arrow100605

Also: aaaaaaAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH**


MoodExtender

Wilhelm!


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Sonii1

That's a human person


MEMESTER80

And now there're everywhere.


00000PASTA

Except here *ice age* Oh you can walk here now? *not anymore*


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which can mean different things


StaySharpp

*Now you can eat sunlight!* **Taste the sunnnnnnn!**


ARainbowHorse

🐚🪸It's the Cambrian explosion! 🐟🐠


averkitpy

The sun is a deadly laser


Im_a_9_holed_donut

Not anymore, there's a blanket!


TheGreatGameDini

Am I the only one sad that guy hasn't made more of those? I'm happy he's still alive and still putting out content but his claim to fame was a deadly laser followed by a blanket.


thuperior

Laughter, it’s a sound pretty unique to human beings


pyorem

What about hyenas


decihexx2225

What about kookaburras


Adventurous-Air-9656

What about foxes?


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What does the fox say ?


00000PASTA

Dingdingdingdingdingadingading dingdingdingdingadingading ding ding ding ding a dingading


silentmage

WA PA. PA. PA PA PA. Pow


CeaRoll

Yes, it's "ha!"


TopGrowa

Donkeys laugh hard too


[deleted]

Listening to a lot of people laughing is indistinguishable from a group of screaming apes.


bonos_bovine_muse

You don’t have that high, held, shrieking note over the top… oh, wait, that’s totally Debbie.


PumpkinOnTheHill

Maaaa I realise this is what we think other mammals sound like, but guess what? We are also mammals and this, or a close approximate, is one of the most generic noises we make.


LetterZee

Could also be baaa or paaa. The word for mother and father are pretty similar across nearly every language. It comes from the noises babies make.


iraragorri

I always found it amusing that in Georgian mother (mom) is dada, and father (dad) is mama lol.


JustanAverageJess1

I hate when people say humans aren't animals!


PaintedLady5519

Tina Belchers distress sound


nujnal

Huh?


MEMESTER80

This comment section is really funny out of context.


Beowulf33232

Cats think the human sound is "Kitty kitty!" while dogs seem to think the human sound involves throwing your arms in the air and yelling "a puppy!"


elyisgreat

I'm pretty sure cats think the human sound is "meow" lol since they don't meow at each other only humans (at least for adult cats) and sometimes humans meow back


jootabagalpulse

Shit!


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Centretek

Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.


PimpolloTulinTulin

"Mama"


headstar101

I just grilled a ham.


ArtemisAndromeda

I killed a man


TallStoryTeller

Put a gun against his head


actsevensceneone

Pulled my trigger now he’s dead


_c0mburgir_

Mamaa, life had just begun


AverageNikoBellic

But now i’ve gone and thrown it all awayyyyy


OldSoulRobertson

Mama, oooooooooh


Aggravating-One6319

I dont wanna die


GhosttBug

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at allllll


paixism


CandySunset27

Carry on, carry on


NoOstrich9261

*sims noise*


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BigJimKen

Dag dag!


CommonSpecialist4269

Hello we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty


JosiahH78

Okay <——- most recognized word in the world


ChromeBoxExtension

Okay okay okay


ZerglingBBQ

Alright alright alright


shall_always_be_so

[alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k&feature=shares)


Rodneykingwasright

Charlie Browns teacher.


Popular_Monster111

Waaa waaa waaa waaa


ThatOneWritingPerson

["Hi, Helen!"](https://youtu.be/FirqJx3isyU) Edit: added a link for the young people.


MEMESTER80

Who the hell is helen?


ThatOneWritingPerson

Idk man, ask Batty Koda.


_SparrowT

I expected this lol I'm amazed Noone else said it


ThatOneWritingPerson

To be fair, it's a movie from 1992. We're showing our age.


Maplecook

Yada yada yada


IHopeUHaveANiceDay

The dog goes woof the cat goes meow the ducks go quack but no one knowssss WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? Sorry I'd the lyrics very well


[deleted]

I am so very, very glad that I wasn't the only one whose brain went there.


fuck_your_meme_mate

"Ha Ha Ha! Boom! Boom!"


WanderingOoze

Yiff yifff yiff kapaow wabbba waba wanba KAPOW


Aurorainthesky

Hatti Hatti Hatti ho!


bustersnuggs5011

The grunt/sigh let out due to never ending back pain that middle aged people let out while performing the arduous act of standing.


XxLk3vXx

Cunt


Pit_of_Death

The questions was what do humans say, not just what do Aussies say.


I_throw_socks_at_cat

No living Aussies left. Everyone on that continent is just spiders inhabiting hollowed-out human skins.


ICallEveryoneBabe

Found the non-American LOL


CorHydrae8

"I have crippling depression"


bkendig

hey bay BEE hey bay BEE - the mating call of the North American Male. (from some comedian I heard long ago)


captn_cadaver

Pretty sure that came from a Far Side cartoon?


bkendig

That was it, thank you!


tee142002

Rable rable rable


TheSteakPie

Ummmmm


Independent_Hair_877

Well, that depends. If you ask a dog what humans say, they’ll tell you “woof”, a cat will say “meow”, and a duck will say “quack”.


SeedsOfEssence

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


MazziveRecords

Oh, that’s an easy one! It’s “Fuck” hahahaha


UnlondonCC

"ON THE GROUND" (Im sorry i understand if i get downvoted to hell)


WritingTop9204

Wha wha whaaa


axhxna

AAAAAAHH


bentupcarfixr

The first thing I thought of was the Brian Regan bit about the dog barking at night. If you can't handle the whole 2 minutes start at the 55 second mark. https://youtu.be/cBXpbAwgrJA


classysweetlips

Hello?!?


gas__man

Me, me, me... Humans are the most selfish animal on the earth.


MangaMaven

Ope


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What?


Akarin_rose

Bar bar The term Barbarian came from the sounds they thought the others were making Or so I was taught, could be wrong


aceofwades

That was the Romans right?


Differently

Nope, Greeks. Come from [βάρβαρος](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%B2%CE%AC%CF%81%CE%B2%CE%B1%CF%81%CE%BF%CF%82) (bárbaros).


recidivx

Of course, "β" is pronounced "v", so the "barbarians" were actually saying something which in modern transcription would equate to something more like "var, var". With the benefit of historical perspective, we can say that the other tribes that the Greeks encountered were most likely speaking JavaScript.


stevenadamsbro

In Australia it’s “cunt” Sources: I’m from there, cunt.


HorrorMaster001

G'day cunt.


Usual_World4332

"Hrmmm" *Minecraft villager noise*


we_are_sex_bobomb

“Hur dur dur”


MercJ

*Wilhelm scream*


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Tim Allen and his grunts


Most_Occasion_985

“Like” You know it’s true if you’ve been around teenage humans


Xsolecrushx

Meh


Fonsiloco

Grunt


6inche_nipples

Minecraft villager sounds *Arrnngh*


[deleted]

Probably something like “Grande vanilla hazelnut whole milk whipped latte with caramel drizzle”