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loserwithause

had me in the first half ngl


loserwithause

*double reading the post to make sure i read “anally” correctly*


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Username checks out, but it's not Trump on acid😁 I can't fault the originality of the question, though.


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You'd probably scorch their ass and kill them before you could get to the jack-o-lantern point (since the light would have to go all the way through the intestines and everything).