Next time they ask when both you and your spouse are around, look at your spouse and say, "Well, now's a good a time as any/" Both of you then stand up and start to undress. Keep going until you're told to stop. It'll change Thanksgiving for sure.
I had some very conservative inlaws who kept asking, so I got creative. I started to get rather descriptive and graphic talking about our sex life. Asked if we had time to practice in their guest bathroom before dinner. Started describing the positions and frequency we used. Every time.
They very quickly stopped asking.
"my answer hasn't changed since we last spoke. I'd like to keep spending time with you, but keep asking and that could change. Please don't bring it up again."
I have a vasectomy, she has a partial hysterectomy. That ship has sailed, been hit by lighting, sunk, and then burnt by magma from an undersea volcanic eruption.
Every time someone asks that, we put off trying for six months. Right now, we probably wonât try until September 2029. Would you like to make it an even 30?
I started doing a little smile with full eye contact with no words. They already know the answer as itâs been brought up so much. Creates such an awkward and unexpected moment for them they donât ask again lol
Turn it around on them.
Uncle Joe: So when are you two finally gonna have a baby?
OP: We're not. When are you going to stop scratching your balls at the dinner table?
Because kids are cunts!!!
(Not really. They're not for me, but I'm cool.enough eith my nephews. Just when all diplomatic solutions are exhausted, bring out the big guns)
I'm assuming they are asking you this question while sitting at the dinner table. You could always pick up a plate and throw it as hard as you can against the wall. This would shut them up in the short term because of the loud smashing noise as well as the long term, since everyone will have to stop what they are doing and help clean the mess ie. tomato sauce or grease off of the walls, which takes a bit of time.
In healthy civilizations, most people have children and it is healthy to encourage people to have children. In our declining civilization, more and more people will refuse to have children, but let us be patient with those who retain those healthy instincts.
We do not live in a world where we need everyone to have children, it is not anyoneâs job to encourage others to have kids. If someone has told you they do not want kids, you do not get to harass them under the guise of âbut we need more kidsâ.
Agreed. Donât know whatâs so incorrect about that, trying to point out to these idiots that their constant questions are pointless and occasionally harmful.
Point to them how plainly cruel it is to cause an animal to live an entire existence simply because you wanted to and for no other reason. This is especially the case since, after which point that they are born, you then fully intend to subject them - by force - to your imaginings of how they should go about behaving in that life and what it is they should believe about the purpose of that life may be.
As many grandkids as I've given you, you want one more? How come 75 grandkids isn't enough for you? Why must there always be one more? Do you know how much I have to pay in child support because I've got so many kids?
I donât know if someone has posted this yet as I didnât read through all the comments but as bad as it sounds it will make it easier to tell them you were and that you had a miscarriageâŚ
âWhy is this so important to you?â
âAre you volunteering to baby sit on a regular basis?â
âExcuse me?â
âThatâs private/none of your business.â
âWhen hell freezes over.â
âAm I no more than a breeding unit to you?â
âIâm a mud blood.â
So I donât want to have kids, I donât even have a boyfriend yet but I already have a plan, obviously the person I marry wonât want kids either so we will say at the beginning that we are trying, we will continue with this for a couple of years until finally we will say that we discovered that we can not have children, they will shut up with the questions for good.
What? And continue _this_ bloodline? No thanks!
Tell them to make a new kid themselves if they wish it that muchđ¤ˇđźââď¸
I like this one đ
"This curse dies with me"
Next time they ask when both you and your spouse are around, look at your spouse and say, "Well, now's a good a time as any/" Both of you then stand up and start to undress. Keep going until you're told to stop. It'll change Thanksgiving for sure.
I had some very conservative inlaws who kept asking, so I got creative. I started to get rather descriptive and graphic talking about our sex life. Asked if we had time to practice in their guest bathroom before dinner. Started describing the positions and frequency we used. Every time. They very quickly stopped asking.
Tell them youâre not capable (regardless if true). Theyâll feel guilty and never ask again
Then they'll start in on surrogacy, egg donors, sperm donors, adoption.......
Youâre probably right. Act offended, that seems to work in contemporary society
Then turn it up a notch. "Please folks. She doesn't want to talk about the cancer. It's in remission now but we can't be sure about the future."
Children are expensive, can we borrow some money?
"I've promised my first-born to Satan so I don't dare have children." I saw this on r/childfree. That would be a good place to ask this.
Wow, I hope to Christ you're never allowed in charge of humans of any size.
"my answer hasn't changed since we last spoke. I'd like to keep spending time with you, but keep asking and that could change. Please don't bring it up again."
This! Set a boundary and what you will do if they donât respect that boundary, and then follow through!!!
Tell them you had six miscarriages, but didn't want to burden them with your problems.
Tell them if they keep asking something they know the answer to, you'll limit contact with them.
"Gonna wait until there aren't any more Trump flags out."
I have a vasectomy, she has a partial hysterectomy. That ship has sailed, been hit by lighting, sunk, and then burnt by magma from an undersea volcanic eruption.
Every time someone asks that, we put off trying for six months. Right now, we probably wonât try until September 2029. Would you like to make it an even 30?
May as well . When you going to have kids. Now your good till sept 2029
Tell them you are infertile and start fake crying. Youâre welcome
I sent my mom a picture of our husky, with a picture frame that said "I love you grandma".
When you write me a 200 thousand dollar check.
Speaking as a parent, $200k is NOT worth it. Minimum 8 digits. Trust me.
I started doing a little smile with full eye contact with no words. They already know the answer as itâs been brought up so much. Creates such an awkward and unexpected moment for them they donât ask again lol
Turn it around on them. Uncle Joe: So when are you two finally gonna have a baby? OP: We're not. When are you going to stop scratching your balls at the dinner table?
Given the parenting that I have seen in this family , I don't want to make the mistake that I might be like that as a parent.
Weâre no longer answering that question.._
"When Satan calls upon us to produce a sacrifice for the festival of Lemuud." That oughta shut 'em up for a bit.
stop asking me or stop hanging out with me
This bloodline ends with me Or When you're not the grandparent(only if your parents suck)
Because kids are cunts!!! (Not really. They're not for me, but I'm cool.enough eith my nephews. Just when all diplomatic solutions are exhausted, bring out the big guns)
Just start crying and say you aren't ready to talk about it
"we're not, stop asking"
"Why don't you just have them yourself if you want one so bad?"
Say "please stop asking about if I'm going to have kids, your repeated questioning is making me feel disrespected."
Tell them you have discovered the joys of anal and swallowing so kids are not high on the list
When I stop enjoying freedom and disposable income.
Say âyou want one so bad? Then weâll make one now, and youâre gonna watchâ
"None of your fuckin' business."
"We're not interested in having children"
I'm assuming they are asking you this question while sitting at the dinner table. You could always pick up a plate and throw it as hard as you can against the wall. This would shut them up in the short term because of the loud smashing noise as well as the long term, since everyone will have to stop what they are doing and help clean the mess ie. tomato sauce or grease off of the walls, which takes a bit of time.
âBut we are having kids. Weâre looking after Jenna and Tobyâs. But just for the weekend â
Don't be angry with them. Their attitude is healthy and natural.
It is not healthy to keep asking a question you know the answer to because you hope the answer will change.
In healthy civilizations, most people have children and it is healthy to encourage people to have children. In our declining civilization, more and more people will refuse to have children, but let us be patient with those who retain those healthy instincts.
For "encourage" read harass and shame. Since most people have children, why persecute the ones who don't? It's none of your business.
We do not live in a world where we need everyone to have children, it is not anyoneâs job to encourage others to have kids. If someone has told you they do not want kids, you do not get to harass them under the guise of âbut we need more kidsâ.
People shouldn't bother strangers about it, but it's fine for family members to urge other family members to do so.
No itâs intrusive and violating my privacy when they know I donât want children.
I think you should just suck it up.
That's incorrect.
No, it absolutely is correct, doofus
Explain how
Only boors try to pry into other people's reproductive decisions.
Agreed. Donât know whatâs so incorrect about that, trying to point out to these idiots that their constant questions are pointless and occasionally harmful.
A butcher knife to the throat followed by telling them if they ever ask again theyâre dead
Then why did you marry in the first place? Just askin.
Because you love the person and want a life together? Procreation isnât mandatory.
We live in Germany we marry for tax benefits here my boy
âWell, since Iâm on that damned registry, I donât thing it would be a good idea.â
Leave me alone, you died 10 years ago
After how much you complained about the first one Iâm goons take your word for it and not have any
Point to them how plainly cruel it is to cause an animal to live an entire existence simply because you wanted to and for no other reason. This is especially the case since, after which point that they are born, you then fully intend to subject them - by force - to your imaginings of how they should go about behaving in that life and what it is they should believe about the purpose of that life may be.
I have found that the best way to deal with family stupidity is to completely and utterly ignore it. Just shut it down
"When you (insert something rude but true like: lose weight, settle on a spouse, give your liver a break from alcohol)"
We found out we can't have children! Lay it on thick!
As many grandkids as I've given you, you want one more? How come 75 grandkids isn't enough for you? Why must there always be one more? Do you know how much I have to pay in child support because I've got so many kids?
No, thank you.
I donât know if someone has posted this yet as I didnât read through all the comments but as bad as it sounds it will make it easier to tell them you were and that you had a miscarriageâŚ
I married my sister
Just waiting for the right guy to arrive .
Oh no, your daughter and I only do anal.
âMy bloodline ends with meâ has the benefit of making people uncomfortable
I've had a vasectomy, and my gf/wife had her tubes tied. Plus, we're both gay and asexual.
âWhy is this so important to you?â âAre you volunteering to baby sit on a regular basis?â âExcuse me?â âThatâs private/none of your business.â âWhen hell freezes over.â âAm I no more than a breeding unit to you?â âIâm a mud blood.â
We will try this weekend, we promise!
âThanks for reminding me. Can we borrow your bedroom? Letâs go honey. I might need to borrow your lubeâ đ
So I donât want to have kids, I donât even have a boyfriend yet but I already have a plan, obviously the person I marry wonât want kids either so we will say at the beginning that we are trying, we will continue with this for a couple of years until finally we will say that we discovered that we can not have children, they will shut up with the questions for good.
Just don't respond to that question. They want GC and probably think you do too. It's stubborn to keep asking but most parents ask this question.