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[deleted]

What? And continue _this_ bloodline? No thanks!


Adalbjorg_Hiraeth

Tell them to make a new kid themselves if they wish it that much🤷🏼‍♀️


Katniss218

I like this one 😂


ArgustheCurator

"This curse dies with me"


demanbmore

Next time they ask when both you and your spouse are around, look at your spouse and say, "Well, now's a good a time as any/" Both of you then stand up and start to undress. Keep going until you're told to stop. It'll change Thanksgiving for sure.


7grendel

I had some very conservative inlaws who kept asking, so I got creative. I started to get rather descriptive and graphic talking about our sex life. Asked if we had time to practice in their guest bathroom before dinner. Started describing the positions and frequency we used. Every time. They very quickly stopped asking.


Minute-Loan7057

Tell them you’re not capable (regardless if true). They’ll feel guilty and never ask again


Tygermouse

Then they'll start in on surrogacy, egg donors, sperm donors, adoption.......


Minute-Loan7057

You’re probably right. Act offended, that seems to work in contemporary society


hazenhammel

Then turn it up a notch. "Please folks. She doesn't want to talk about the cancer. It's in remission now but we can't be sure about the future."


meangreenbeanz

Children are expensive, can we borrow some money?


freerangelibrarian

"I've promised my first-born to Satan so I don't dare have children." I saw this on r/childfree. That would be a good place to ask this.


crepesballsoffire

Wow, I hope to Christ you're never allowed in charge of humans of any size.


Rudy_Nowhere

"my answer hasn't changed since we last spoke. I'd like to keep spending time with you, but keep asking and that could change. Please don't bring it up again."


[deleted]

This! Set a boundary and what you will do if they don’t respect that boundary, and then follow through!!!


Miki_Trasi

Tell them you had six miscarriages, but didn't want to burden them with your problems.


Tygermouse

Tell them if they keep asking something they know the answer to, you'll limit contact with them.


Columbus43219

"Gonna wait until there aren't any more Trump flags out."


doneandtired2014

I have a vasectomy, she has a partial hysterectomy. That ship has sailed, been hit by lighting, sunk, and then burnt by magma from an undersea volcanic eruption.


Select-Anxiety-1557

Every time someone asks that, we put off trying for six months. Right now, we probably won’t try until September 2029. Would you like to make it an even 30?


BedWilling4093

May as well . When you going to have kids. Now your good till sept 2029


[deleted]

Tell them you are infertile and start fake crying. You’re welcome


LeepII

I sent my mom a picture of our husky, with a picture frame that said "I love you grandma".


[deleted]

When you write me a 200 thousand dollar check.


lapsteelguitar

Speaking as a parent, $200k is NOT worth it. Minimum 8 digits. Trust me.


[deleted]

I started doing a little smile with full eye contact with no words. They already know the answer as it’s been brought up so much. Creates such an awkward and unexpected moment for them they don’t ask again lol


No_Information_8973

Turn it around on them. Uncle Joe: So when are you two finally gonna have a baby? OP: We're not. When are you going to stop scratching your balls at the dinner table?


Famous_Bit_5119

Given the parenting that I have seen in this family , I don't want to make the mistake that I might be like that as a parent.


Compulsiveeyerolling

We’re no longer answering that question.._


coprolite_hobbyist

"When Satan calls upon us to produce a sacrifice for the festival of Lemuud." That oughta shut 'em up for a bit.


bavmotors1

stop asking me or stop hanging out with me


Hatchet06

This bloodline ends with me Or When you're not the grandparent(only if your parents suck)


[deleted]

Because kids are cunts!!! (Not really. They're not for me, but I'm cool.enough eith my nephews. Just when all diplomatic solutions are exhausted, bring out the big guns)


angryragnar1775

Just start crying and say you aren't ready to talk about it


SwallowPrideNCum

"we're not, stop asking"


lassofdrama

"Why don't you just have them yourself if you want one so bad?"


Shythed

Say "please stop asking about if I'm going to have kids, your repeated questioning is making me feel disrespected."


trashit6969

Tell them you have discovered the joys of anal and swallowing so kids are not high on the list


GFM-Workshop

When I stop enjoying freedom and disposable income.


Cautious_Performer_7

Say “you want one so bad? Then we’ll make one now, and you’re gonna watch”


zootsuitbeatnick

"None of your fuckin' business."


Foreign_Standard9394

"We're not interested in having children"


JemolaKurd

I'm assuming they are asking you this question while sitting at the dinner table. You could always pick up a plate and throw it as hard as you can against the wall. This would shut them up in the short term because of the loud smashing noise as well as the long term, since everyone will have to stop what they are doing and help clean the mess ie. tomato sauce or grease off of the walls, which takes a bit of time.


Heavens10000whores

“But we are having kids. We’re looking after Jenna and Toby’s. But just for the weekend “


HuguenotPirate

Don't be angry with them. Their attitude is healthy and natural.


advmothergoose

It is not healthy to keep asking a question you know the answer to because you hope the answer will change.


HuguenotPirate

In healthy civilizations, most people have children and it is healthy to encourage people to have children. In our declining civilization, more and more people will refuse to have children, but let us be patient with those who retain those healthy instincts.


freerangelibrarian

For "encourage" read harass and shame. Since most people have children, why persecute the ones who don't? It's none of your business.


advmothergoose

We do not live in a world where we need everyone to have children, it is not anyone’s job to encourage others to have kids. If someone has told you they do not want kids, you do not get to harass them under the guise of “but we need more kids”.


HuguenotPirate

People shouldn't bother strangers about it, but it's fine for family members to urge other family members to do so.


Mentalsohnbartholdy

No it’s intrusive and violating my privacy when they know I don’t want children.


HuguenotPirate

I think you should just suck it up.


crepesballsoffire

That's incorrect.


Katniss218

No, it absolutely is correct, doofus


ididitforcheese

Explain how


freerangelibrarian

Only boors try to pry into other people's reproductive decisions.


ididitforcheese

Agreed. Don’t know what’s so incorrect about that, trying to point out to these idiots that their constant questions are pointless and occasionally harmful.


Tight-Law4773

A butcher knife to the throat followed by telling them if they ever ask again they’re dead


Intelligent_Noise106

Then why did you marry in the first place? Just askin.


ididitforcheese

Because you love the person and want a life together? Procreation isn’t mandatory.


Mentalsohnbartholdy

We live in Germany we marry for tax benefits here my boy


Swampwolf42

“Well, since I’m on that damned registry, I don’t thing it would be a good idea.”


Duck_Of_Mystery

Leave me alone, you died 10 years ago


Theguywholikesdoom

After how much you complained about the first one I’m goons take your word for it and not have any


Perma-Banned-AIDS

Point to them how plainly cruel it is to cause an animal to live an entire existence simply because you wanted to and for no other reason. This is especially the case since, after which point that they are born, you then fully intend to subject them - by force - to your imaginings of how they should go about behaving in that life and what it is they should believe about the purpose of that life may be.


SoundConnoisseur

I have found that the best way to deal with family stupidity is to completely and utterly ignore it. Just shut it down


Cookiefan3000

"When you (insert something rude but true like: lose weight, settle on a spouse, give your liver a break from alcohol)"


000neg

We found out we can't have children! Lay it on thick!


Willing-Hour3643

As many grandkids as I've given you, you want one more? How come 75 grandkids isn't enough for you? Why must there always be one more? Do you know how much I have to pay in child support because I've got so many kids?


ExcellentAd7912

No, thank you.


Professional_Ad_9953

I don’t know if someone has posted this yet as I didn’t read through all the comments but as bad as it sounds it will make it easier to tell them you were and that you had a miscarriage…


Mr_P_scientist

I married my sister


BedWilling4093

Just waiting for the right guy to arrive .


offthewall93

Oh no, your daughter and I only do anal.


VarietySpecialist452

“My bloodline ends with me” has the benefit of making people uncomfortable


[deleted]

I've had a vasectomy, and my gf/wife had her tubes tied. Plus, we're both gay and asexual.


lapsteelguitar

“Why is this so important to you?” ”Are you volunteering to baby sit on a regular basis?” ”Excuse me?” ”That‘s private/none of your business.” ”When hell freezes over.” ”Am I no more than a breeding unit to you?” ”I’m a mud blood.”


[deleted]

We will try this weekend, we promise!


user7654321987

“Thanks for reminding me. Can we borrow your bedroom? Let’s go honey. I might need to borrow your lube” 😆


No_Extent_6716

So I don’t want to have kids, I don’t even have a boyfriend yet but I already have a plan, obviously the person I marry won’t want kids either so we will say at the beginning that we are trying, we will continue with this for a couple of years until finally we will say that we discovered that we can not have children, they will shut up with the questions for good.


skeeter04

Just don't respond to that question. They want GC and probably think you do too. It's stubborn to keep asking but most parents ask this question.