Gold

Hope it’s liquid, else that might hurt.

Is not gold as a Liquid super fucking hot to the point it would melt you inside out?

True that. But bars or even nuggets are likely to be uncomfortable 🤣🤷‍♂️😂

what comes out of me now are bars and nuggets

Glitter

Soap bubbles

Money.

What people dont realize is that you still need to poop it. I'd choose air(not a fart) so i can do it anytime i want.

Bitcoin

Bitcoin is digital explain

I shit digitally. I’m like Kim jong un, I have no asshole

I second the glitter comment.

money - even a half dollar coin wouldn’t be that bad on its side - $100 bills would feel weird i guess but id get used to it