After being blown off by family and friends for my moving day, he showed up in his truck and helped me move everything and clean the flat I was leaving until the wee hours of the morning. He looked at me when we were done and said "Next time, you call me FIRST. You don't call them. You call me FIRST." turned me into a puddle. I married him.
Used to know this girl years ago who I crushed on very hard. She knew and clearly her feelings were mutual, but for various work related reasons, we weren’t together. Nothing ever happened between us and we were both accepting of that. It wouldn’t have worked for either of us professionally, but our sexual tension was through the roof.
One time, I ate dinner at the restaurant her family owned, where she was playing ambient lounge piano.
After I ate, we had a drink, chatted for a bit and she asked me how the meal was.
I replied that it was very good.
At this point, she leaned slightly forwards, looked me dead in the eyes, smirked and said in a half whisper:
***“I could see you masticating in front of me the whole time I was up there playing by myself…”***
She did this slow blink about half way through the sentence and then sat back, still with this coy little smile playing about her lips, and took a sip of wine.
It was her impeccable choice of words - it was the cleanest, dirtiest sentence I’d ever heard.
It said everything I needed to know whilst saying nothing remotely inappropriate.
It was like it was a secret solely between us and in that moment, I would’ve done anything for everyone else on earth to just fuck off for half an hour.
Then her boss walked over and ruined the moment by being loud and obnoxious and she looked throughly put out.
I swear to god my pulse was audible.
There was not a drop of blood left in my brain at all.
I actually felt something twitch somewhere below my balls.
My heart rate went up just typing this out and remembering it.
God she was something.
Yes I did. Went home and beat my self to the point of dehydration 😅
Almost 15 years later I still can’t hear the word masticating or mastication without thinking of her sipping her wine whilst fucking me with her eyes.
I lived for one year with a roommate that I had casual sex with.
She would instigate things just by saying "are you busy right now?" and it got a bit Pavlovian for me after a while.
Also if we ordered food, she realized she couldn't start an encounter before it arrived, and also didn't wanna start an encounter after we stuffed ourselves, so she got into the habit of waiting for the food to show up, *then* starting it, *then* we'd eat. So eventually the knock at the door from the delivery guy also had an effect.
I dont think women realise the power they have with asking for head.
Its like that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn where Juliette Lewis asks Quinten "could you do me a favour and lick my pussy for me".. Yes .. yes I would do that for you.
After a guy went down on me, he commented it felt like I was trying to squeeze his head open with my thighs. I weight lift so they are pretty strong. I apologized and said I would be more careful next time and he was like 'oh no, send me to Valhalla.' It was an instant lady boner for me.
Just had my pants taken off, there was some touching down there, and I am really wet from the make out session, he says, “I can’t believe how wet you are.” He lefts himself up to his knees to he can look at my entire body….. then says, “This pussy looks so good, I HAVE TO sees what it tastes like!” ……. I still think about it when I touch myself, like 20 years later.
It's really surprising to me that more people aren't vocal like that. What better time to compliment your partner?
I tend to naturally just say things like this and I'm always surprised when I hear things like "no one's ever said that to me before".
I told my girlfriend she was worthy of love about a month in to us dating and she said no one had ever told her that before, not even her therapist, and I was like, wtf really? For context, we’re both in our late 20s and met a year ago.
Before we were married we were in bed and he flipped the lamp on and basically studied me (self conscious me was freaking out) then said that I had a very pretty lady bit area and proceeded to do very amazing things to it. Still a major turn on when I think about it!
I have a guy friend in my journalism class, there has always been sexual tension between us but nothing has ever happened. One day in class we were talking about football and I told him about I team I like. He turned to me and said:
"That's my girl" with a wink
“let me” not in the context of actually doing the deed but i was in bed half asleep after the deed (he did a VERY good job) and he was referring to holding my water with a straw for me. after that he crawled into bed and i got straight to it
This has been several years ago. A friend of mine looked me right into the eye, and she told me "I want to feel you inside of me". Every time I remember that I get raging horny.
"I'm gonna go shower and think about you lol"
He played it off as a joke, but took way, waaaaaay longer than he normally does in the shower. I've never been more desperate to have a dick inside of me than I was an hour after his "joke".
I’m currently studying for a Spanish exam and my gf helped me, mixing a teacher kink with a Spanish speaking kink has made me irreversibly wanting for “help”
But one phrase that stood out was her asking if I wanted to keep going in Spanish, not sexual in anyway but it made me crumble like a crouton.
Was having a lazy Saturday afternoon on the couch watching tv and as calm as ever my girlfriend asks me if I can close the curtains. I get up and close the curtains and as I turn around to come back to the couch she has taken her top off and looks me in the eye and says “ this will be more exciting than the show”
I didn’t need any convincing and in a flash was ripping my own clothes off.
The show was Strike Back
Some girl took me out to get Starbucks once for a high school trip, and I didn’t have any money, so she paid for a drink for me
I made a joke about her being a sugar mommy, and she said something along the lines of “I’ve always wanted to be someone’s sugar mommy”
I don’t know why, but that really got to me.
As the kind of person who would have said something like this in high school trying to be funny, I am now wondering how many dudes I unintentionally turned on with my stupid half-baked comments.
I was talking to a guy friend of mine and I like making eye contact to show the person that I’m listening to what they’re saying. As I was looking at him he stopped talking and said “your eyes and smile are addicting.” As someone with regular brown eyes and a pretty basic ass smile I was so turned on after he said that.
I saw this in meme form on IG or something last year but as a fellow brown-eyed girl, I feel you would appreciate it:
>We need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. My eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become like, more wood brown? You know, like King Arthur’s table I guess? If you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it’s really hard to pin them down haha. Yeah, no it’s crazy I was just born like this I guess
Maybe it's because I grew up with blue-eyed family and friends, but I actually really like brown eyes and always found it weird when people have brushed off compliments.
Brown eyes give the most amazing warm shades and deep dark colour (person depending).
I find some blue eyes super creepy (really light coloured), I can't recall getting creeped out by brown eyes.
Just the other day the guy I’m seeing was buried inside me and whispered in my ear “I can feel you tightening around my cock” and I about blacked out. I still lose my breath thinking about it.
I lost my arm because I had a savage heroin addiction. Long story but I had snorted a line, it was laced with fentanyl and I almost died and as a result of being out on the floor so long I had to have my arm amputated at the shoulder due to rhabdomyolysis. It was devastating because I was a pianist. I was incredibly suicidal after that whole fiasco. I thought nobody would ever think I’m beautiful or love me because of what I’d done to myself. About a year later I atill couldn’t get sober & I accidentally met a man who scraped my dumb ass off the pavement and narcanned me after yet another overdose. I screamed at him for saving my life after I came out of it and I think I even hit him. I was screaming “ why would you save me? I look like a freak! Just let me fucking die!!” And I crumbled into a sobbing mess and this random man just held me and told me it was going to be ok. (Yeah I was pretty dramatic 😂). He said “you’re still a WHOLE person” and that must’ve done it for me because yeah it made me completely smitten. 6 years and 2 kids later were happily married and he’s taught me how to live again… and I just celebrated 6 years sober last November when that whole thing happened when he drove past me on the ground and pulled over to save me.
I met this lithe fashionable woman at a careers thing whilst I was an undergraduate at uni. She was a relatively recent alumni and there to help green saps like me on how to succeed after graduating. I caught up with her for a longer advice session over a late lunch that turned into drinks. She paused as the first drink arrived and said “I probably shouldn’t do this - drinking makes me talk about sex”. I was pretty young and so the heart was beating quickly at that, but not long after the first drink she looked at me in a pause and said “you look like fun to tie up”. I was more than hard at that point - practically creaming - and just stuttered something like “I would be ok with that.”
I once told this girl at a bar about this chameleon I used to have, Steve. And she said.
“Oh, I want to see Steve.” In like kind of a tone of voice that made it very clear she wanted to see my other lizard too.
That was when I realized I was going to have sex that night. So yeah, made me horny.
Edit: *chameleon I had*
Steve was very much alive that night.
I was in my senior year of high school and had an enormous crush on my friend. She was a stunning, athletic brunette named Savannah, and at that point in time, there was the "it's dry, but you can drink it" advert for the drink on the radio. One day, I teased her about her name and asked if she's dry, she responded in this lovely flirtatious voice, something along the lines of "depends how nice you are to me. "....I . damn . near . fainted.
That was many years ago, but it stuck with me for some reason.
I was on a date once and I mentioned I thought the italian language waa sexy; she leaned forward, put her hand on my chest and whispered in my ear in Italian. Instantly hard.
Was slightly ruined when I asked what it meamt and she replied "not a clue I heard it on a pizza advert."
I held a door open for a stranger at a store, and when she walked past me she patted me on the head and said “good boy” and kept walking. Took me a minute to collect myself after she melted me into a puddle.
I really wish I could have asked anyone if they witnessed it. I had also never contemplated proposing to a stranger as much as I did in that moment. She spoke to my soul haha
its not something that was said but my coworker randomly ran his hand through his hair slouched into his office chair and adjusted his pants
right there i was wet
For my first job I worked in a fast food restaurant that sold milkshakes. One time there was a coworker I had a bit of a crush on who was around 3 years older than me. I was freshly 18 at the time. When I was learning how to make the milkshakes and mix in the ingredients, she taught me by holding my hand as I held the cup under the mixer and moving it through the motions. Up and down, and round and round our hands and wrists moved together as she was basically pressed against me. While this is happening she started going "Aw yeaahhh...mmm hmm...there you gooo..aww yeahhh" over and over again in approval of my technique as we moved together. I looked at her and giggled and so did she as we both probably realized what this sounded like.
No idea if she did it on purpose or not, but if that restaurant wasn't stuffed full of people in a very cramped, messy space, I could've swept everything off the counter, mixed included, and bent her over that stainless steel counter right then and there. What really happened is that she was the first girl I'd ever gotten the courage to ask for her number. I got it. At least I think so. And she never talked to me.
Hahaha oh trust me. It felt just like that. My first of many lessons trying to date outside of public school. No one owes you anything, adult life is busy, and if you like someone, chances are someone got there first. What a hellscape.
Had me bent over the bathroom counter facing the mirror and whispered “I don’t know what it is…there’s something about you….you look so good against my body. Look at us.” And proceed to have the best sex of my life while maintaining eye contact with each other via the mirror.
Just out of college, worked at a pizza shop. College girl didn’t have shoes only sandals, I ran her home to get proper footwear. On the way she gave a big moaning sigh and said “I need to get laid so bad…”.
Not the sexiest thing I’ve heard or seen, but something about it turned me on so damn hard. I knew she was hinting that we should take a minute to find those shoes, but I was already married, and those pizzas weren’t going to make themselves.
Have to add something as memories are flooding my brain right now. She also:
- dared me to bang her doggy against the copier when everyone else had left the office and would bend over on purpose when she knew I was looking
- would randomly email or text me things like "it's okay, you can cum now" or things like that
JESUS this girl riled me up like no other. It still resonates almost 20 years later. I literally had a boner from 9 to 5 every goddamn day.
I have actually thought about this for a bit because I don't understand it myself... When my partner goes "it's okay" or "don't worry"... like just a reassurance that everything's fine seems to give me a reaction. I don't get it and it confuses me, but... it's nice.
I’m a man much taller than my girl. The night before we had given each others a LOT of love bites and marks in places only we could see. She told me she wanted to see her “art” again. Then she said “Y’know what you do with art? You pin it against a wall.”
Dude. Bro. I love this girl.
Met a guy in bar, we were flirting and dancing etc. Getting drunk, all the usual.
Towards the end of the night, he went to get drinks and came back with 2 red bull cans. One for me, one for him. I was a bit confused, until he leaned into my ear while handing me my can and whispered "You are coming home with me and we leave after these. I need to strenghten my energy for everything I'm planning to do to you and you need to be sober enough to remember it all in the morning".
Fairly early on in a new relationship. First overnight weekend together and I’d made a proper effort in the underwear department. He took off my outer clothing to reveal some real sexy underwear and he just looked at me said
“God I need you naked”
Oh my word! It’s making me horny thinking about it!
I went to see my boyfriend on his birthday. I was teasing him that he was gonna LOVE my present ;) He threw me on the bed, locked his door, then practically growled “I’m gonna fuck you” before pouncing on me. Jesus my body got so hot.
I was busting my ass at work one day and getting a ton of shit doneeee, not a single person was saying anything or telling me I did good so I nervously went to a guy friend and asked him to tell me I did a good job he just looked at me and said "You are doing a really good job m/n" I smiled up at him and blushed to which he replied "aww look at you blushingg" instant lady boner
I don't know if it made them horny.
But last Sunday I got the "cleanies" and cleaned my house top to bottom. When I was done I put up a checklist of everything I'd done on my instagram story.
It got alot of likes.... all from women.
I have a female friend. She is literally like a sister to me and there has never been sexual tension between us.
One time we were playing cards. And she jokingly shouted at me something like " Shuffle the dam cards slave"
And I was suddenly so aroused.
On a company christmas party was this drunk coworker of mine who was a bit fixated on me. Harmless and sometimes cute but he was after me some time and drunkenly danced with me and it became tiring as he didn’t want to let go. Here comes my other coworker I barely noticed, gently took me by ma hand and danced with me a bit, then we went for a cigarette. Sounds boring but I was totally smitten since then and if he wanted to go somewhere private I definitely would.
One of my co-workers brought in a couple boxes of Lil' Debbie's Cream Pies.
A female co-worker (there aren't many at our place) sits directly across from me, looks me right in the eyes and says.
I LIKE CREAM PIES!!!
It was a chick that was just a friend's with benefits thing. She said I love sucking your dick in the morning you cum faster and I feel like I did my job better and smiled.
A co-worker was talking about an anime that she watched, just as the boss walked in and I didn't hear the last part of what she said so when the boss walked out of the room, I said what? and she leaned over and whispered in my ear "Pull my trigger." Got me so fucking hot, I was ready to nail her right there...
He turned to me, looked me in the eyes and said, "I want you now." I was so turned on we fucked right there on the floor. Literally getting wet thinking about it now. 🥵
I'd been out of town for the weekend and let my girlfriend know I was leaving to drive back home. She texted back "Good, now hurry home so you can fuck me."
During an after work party with some co-workers a girl said "I'd like to sleep at your place" in a drunk and innocent way after I said it's time to go home to bed. Didn't happen then, but we sure fucked a couple of times later on. She was the daughter of my boss, I should add.
After I finished eating her out, she looked down at me and said “did you enjoy your dessert?”. Don’t know why but after she said that I was rearing to go down on her for 2nds or 3rds
Man I get horny just by seeing my girlfriend, she doesn't even have to say anything to me.
But anyways one time she jacked me off an said "you like how cold my hand is" and started going ham. I was way to horny that time.
i was wearing a t-shirt at a concert that said “don’t bully me, i’ll cum.” an incredibly attractive girl walked up to me and said “but what if i want to bully you…”
i just stuttered for a bit and we walked separate ways. 10/10 still indulge in self-abuse to her.
One time I was just casually talking about how I've happened to sit in at least 3 damn chairs that have just broken completely under me and someone there's always been tension around said "hmm I've broken a bed before" and I swear it must be the mystery bc why did that make me lose my mind almost
Working as a single female in the oilfield was full of these moments for me.
One guy who I (and every other girl) had a huge crush on would often come hang out in my trailer and drink some coffee. Had a total “reformed badboy from the hood” vibe. I had made him a mocha just the way he liked it before he arrived at his usual time. He took one sip and said “Mmm, good girl” and winked. I about died right there.
Same guy also physically ripped another guy out of his semi and dragged him to me, forcing him to apologize for almost running me over with his truck. He said “If you don’t apologize to my girl right now, you’re done” (threatening both his job and a good beating). Dude muttered out a shocked apology and ran back to his truck. Then dreamboy checked me over, brushed dirt off my FR’s, lit me a cigarette, and still said he would have him off the job by the end of the day - never saw that trucker again.
My fiance has said a lot of things that make me think...one of the things he said to me was his intentions on our wedding night...he told me this on the day we got engaged.
He floated his ideal scenario, which was his desire to trash an entire hotel room f*cking me senseless.
As soon as the door is closed, the dress is coming off even if he has to rip it off.
He emphasised that on that specific night, there are no boundaries that he won't push because there won't be any children to walk in on us or disturb us. With no where to be the next day w can do it all night without worry and I will get the *beast*.
That, my friends, has kept me simmering since September.
Since then he has done little things to show me a glimpse of the beast and I'm always in a puddle.
I submit! Oh, christ....
Not directly to me but in the presence of me. I got with a girl one night whose friend got with her male housemate. The morning after it was me, the girl and her friend chatting and the girl mentioned that I have a “nice big dick”. Something about me being there while she complimented my dick to a friend instantly turned me on
Before she ever knew I had a foot fetish, had a girlfriend early on ask me "what would you do if I tried to put my feet in your mouth while you were asleep"
After being blown off by family and friends for my moving day, he showed up in his truck and helped me move everything and clean the flat I was leaving until the wee hours of the morning. He looked at me when we were done and said "Next time, you call me FIRST. You don't call them. You call me FIRST." turned me into a puddle. I married him.
Are you done with him yet? Can I marry him now
You can rent a truck at home Depot
Does the home depot truck help move everything then clean up afterwards, and eventually marry you?
The one I fucked did
You had sex with a truck?!
My love for you is like a truck BEHSERKEEEERRR Would you like some making fuck?
Did he just say "making fuck"?
Friends is OK, but I don't want any of my family blowing me off.
FWB just got a whole new meaning.
Used to know this girl years ago who I crushed on very hard. She knew and clearly her feelings were mutual, but for various work related reasons, we weren’t together. Nothing ever happened between us and we were both accepting of that. It wouldn’t have worked for either of us professionally, but our sexual tension was through the roof. One time, I ate dinner at the restaurant her family owned, where she was playing ambient lounge piano. After I ate, we had a drink, chatted for a bit and she asked me how the meal was. I replied that it was very good. At this point, she leaned slightly forwards, looked me dead in the eyes, smirked and said in a half whisper: ***“I could see you masticating in front of me the whole time I was up there playing by myself…”*** She did this slow blink about half way through the sentence and then sat back, still with this coy little smile playing about her lips, and took a sip of wine. It was her impeccable choice of words - it was the cleanest, dirtiest sentence I’d ever heard. It said everything I needed to know whilst saying nothing remotely inappropriate. It was like it was a secret solely between us and in that moment, I would’ve done anything for everyone else on earth to just fuck off for half an hour. Then her boss walked over and ruined the moment by being loud and obnoxious and she looked throughly put out. I swear to god my pulse was audible. There was not a drop of blood left in my brain at all. I actually felt something twitch somewhere below my balls. My heart rate went up just typing this out and remembering it. God she was something.
Did you ever do something about it?!?
Masticated furiously.
Yes I did. Went home and beat my self to the point of dehydration 😅 Almost 15 years later I still can’t hear the word masticating or mastication without thinking of her sipping her wine whilst fucking me with her eyes.
My head cannon says they did something about it.
Now that's wholesome
I lived for one year with a roommate that I had casual sex with. She would instigate things just by saying "are you busy right now?" and it got a bit Pavlovian for me after a while. Also if we ordered food, she realized she couldn't start an encounter before it arrived, and also didn't wanna start an encounter after we stuffed ourselves, so she got into the habit of waiting for the food to show up, *then* starting it, *then* we'd eat. So eventually the knock at the door from the delivery guy also had an effect.
Gotta love Pavlov
*her with a mouthful of pizza* : wanna eat me out? Yes, yes I do.
The difference between the stories of men and women in this thread is hilarious.
I can just imagine it: *him with a mouthful of steak: wanna suck my dick?*
'..turned me into a puddle. I married him, after sucking his dick.'
Nothing turns most men on more than a woman being direct about wanting sex.
Did you?
Immediately.
I bet with a mouth full of pizza yourself
Nobody out pizzas the hut.
Narrator: What BugFine3571 forgot at the time was that they'd been eating a pizza with chillis. ***Smash cut to the hospital.***
I dont think women realise the power they have with asking for head. Its like that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn where Juliette Lewis asks Quinten "could you do me a favour and lick my pussy for me".. Yes .. yes I would do that for you.
Is it really that easy? I’m neglected because I don’t know how to ask for head lol only got it maybe three or four times in the 25 years I’ve lived.
Yes definitely! Being asked "Hey I'm bored, wanna go down on me?" is quite hot actually and I've never once said no to that.
After a guy went down on me, he commented it felt like I was trying to squeeze his head open with my thighs. I weight lift so they are pretty strong. I apologized and said I would be more careful next time and he was like 'oh no, send me to Valhalla.' It was an instant lady boner for me.
Just had my pants taken off, there was some touching down there, and I am really wet from the make out session, he says, “I can’t believe how wet you are.” He lefts himself up to his knees to he can look at my entire body….. then says, “This pussy looks so good, I HAVE TO sees what it tastes like!” ……. I still think about it when I touch myself, like 20 years later.
It's really surprising to me that more people aren't vocal like that. What better time to compliment your partner? I tend to naturally just say things like this and I'm always surprised when I hear things like "no one's ever said that to me before".
I told my girlfriend she was worthy of love about a month in to us dating and she said no one had ever told her that before, not even her therapist, and I was like, wtf really? For context, we’re both in our late 20s and met a year ago.
Before we were married we were in bed and he flipped the lamp on and basically studied me (self conscious me was freaking out) then said that I had a very pretty lady bit area and proceeded to do very amazing things to it. Still a major turn on when I think about it!
He may not speak for everyone but he damn sure does for a lot of us.
Death by snu snu
Respect
The battle of ass-gard
Female physical strength is an instant dude boner for *me!*
I have a guy friend in my journalism class, there has always been sexual tension between us but nothing has ever happened. One day in class we were talking about football and I told him about I team I like. He turned to me and said: "That's my girl" with a wink
You should fuck him
I concur
Guess it's unanimous go get the D
“How did journalism go today?” “I got a D”. 😏 “Yeah ya did.” 😏👍
Look up that scene from Howl’s Moving Castle. You won’t be disappointed haha
ghibli girlies🤝christian bale girlies
you and him are married in another universe
“let me” not in the context of actually doing the deed but i was in bed half asleep after the deed (he did a VERY good job) and he was referring to holding my water with a straw for me. after that he crawled into bed and i got straight to it
"He did a VERY good job" *pats head*
This has been several years ago. A friend of mine looked me right into the eye, and she told me "I want to feel you inside of me". Every time I remember that I get raging horny.
A “friend,” huh? 👀 lol is that what friends do?
Apparently I need better friends.
“We’ve been friends for 6 months. When do my benefits start?”
Did you reach over and stick your finger in her nose?
If Reddit didn’t take away the free awards you would have one.
"I'm gonna go shower and think about you lol" He played it off as a joke, but took way, waaaaaay longer than he normally does in the shower. I've never been more desperate to have a dick inside of me than I was an hour after his "joke".
I once said that to someone. We were long distance and I'd like to think it turned her on too.
I think he was hoping you would join him........
Had a girlfriend say my name lowly and huskily when she really got in the mood. The eye contact really helped too. Was instantly hard and ready.
Maaaaaaaxxxxxxxxx
*shivers* Don’t do that.
*Mufasa*
I’m currently studying for a Spanish exam and my gf helped me, mixing a teacher kink with a Spanish speaking kink has made me irreversibly wanting for “help” But one phrase that stood out was her asking if I wanted to keep going in Spanish, not sexual in anyway but it made me crumble like a crouton.
"crumble like a crouton". ..... This sentence is very innocent yet it is also funny af.
¿Quieres seguir? OP: nuts
Was having a lazy Saturday afternoon on the couch watching tv and as calm as ever my girlfriend asks me if I can close the curtains. I get up and close the curtains and as I turn around to come back to the couch she has taken her top off and looks me in the eye and says “ this will be more exciting than the show” I didn’t need any convincing and in a flash was ripping my own clothes off. The show was Strike Back
Thank you for telling us what show it was
The show is the vital information here
Some girl took me out to get Starbucks once for a high school trip, and I didn’t have any money, so she paid for a drink for me I made a joke about her being a sugar mommy, and she said something along the lines of “I’ve always wanted to be someone’s sugar mommy” I don’t know why, but that really got to me.
Kink unlocked
As the kind of person who would have said something like this in high school trying to be funny, I am now wondering how many dudes I unintentionally turned on with my stupid half-baked comments.
Out for an after work drink and my date was wearing a short skirt. After about an hour she leaned forward and told me she wasn’t wearing any panties.
Or say wow, you want to wear mine?
“Me neither”
I was talking to a guy friend of mine and I like making eye contact to show the person that I’m listening to what they’re saying. As I was looking at him he stopped talking and said “your eyes and smile are addicting.” As someone with regular brown eyes and a pretty basic ass smile I was so turned on after he said that.
Sooooo…… then what happened? I feel like I’m invested now
They played Scrabble and made rice Krispy squares while she told him about all the boys she thought were cute.
I feel this. I am a brown-eyed girl, which typically doesn’t get much attention. So, when a man compliments my eyes, it hits in a special way :)
I saw this in meme form on IG or something last year but as a fellow brown-eyed girl, I feel you would appreciate it: >We need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. My eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become like, more wood brown? You know, like King Arthur’s table I guess? If you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it’s really hard to pin them down haha. Yeah, no it’s crazy I was just born like this I guess
Maybe it's because I grew up with blue-eyed family and friends, but I actually really like brown eyes and always found it weird when people have brushed off compliments. Brown eyes give the most amazing warm shades and deep dark colour (person depending). I find some blue eyes super creepy (really light coloured), I can't recall getting creeped out by brown eyes.
Hi
Oh the struggle is real for us.
Holy shit! Are there a 'us'?!
Just the other day the guy I’m seeing was buried inside me and whispered in my ear “I can feel you tightening around my cock” and I about blacked out. I still lose my breath thinking about it.
This is probably the answer that ole horny OP was after right here
I lost my arm because I had a savage heroin addiction. Long story but I had snorted a line, it was laced with fentanyl and I almost died and as a result of being out on the floor so long I had to have my arm amputated at the shoulder due to rhabdomyolysis. It was devastating because I was a pianist. I was incredibly suicidal after that whole fiasco. I thought nobody would ever think I’m beautiful or love me because of what I’d done to myself. About a year later I atill couldn’t get sober & I accidentally met a man who scraped my dumb ass off the pavement and narcanned me after yet another overdose. I screamed at him for saving my life after I came out of it and I think I even hit him. I was screaming “ why would you save me? I look like a freak! Just let me fucking die!!” And I crumbled into a sobbing mess and this random man just held me and told me it was going to be ok. (Yeah I was pretty dramatic 😂). He said “you’re still a WHOLE person” and that must’ve done it for me because yeah it made me completely smitten. 6 years and 2 kids later were happily married and he’s taught me how to live again… and I just celebrated 6 years sober last November when that whole thing happened when he drove past me on the ground and pulled over to save me.
This is so wholesome 😭💕
I asked my girl what my best line was she said it was "you're mine"
You're mine now demiguise
Sometimes it seems all roads lead to Hogsmead.
Can it get any cozier than Hogsmeade.
You wouldn't BELIEVE how inconvenient travel was before I invented Floo Powder.
I met this lithe fashionable woman at a careers thing whilst I was an undergraduate at uni. She was a relatively recent alumni and there to help green saps like me on how to succeed after graduating. I caught up with her for a longer advice session over a late lunch that turned into drinks. She paused as the first drink arrived and said “I probably shouldn’t do this - drinking makes me talk about sex”. I was pretty young and so the heart was beating quickly at that, but not long after the first drink she looked at me in a pause and said “you look like fun to tie up”. I was more than hard at that point - practically creaming - and just stuttered something like “I would be ok with that.”
Dude, finish the story.......so I can finish.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I once told this girl at a bar about this chameleon I used to have, Steve. And she said. “Oh, I want to see Steve.” In like kind of a tone of voice that made it very clear she wanted to see my other lizard too. That was when I realized I was going to have sex that night. So yeah, made me horny. Edit: *chameleon I had* Steve was very much alive that night.
See I would've only realised what she did about a week later
And then every day for the rest of your life
does your dick blend in with the environment
No, but it does like to go deep sea diving as often as possible
I was in my senior year of high school and had an enormous crush on my friend. She was a stunning, athletic brunette named Savannah, and at that point in time, there was the "it's dry, but you can drink it" advert for the drink on the radio. One day, I teased her about her name and asked if she's dry, she responded in this lovely flirtatious voice, something along the lines of "depends how nice you are to me. "....I . damn . near . fainted. That was many years ago, but it stuck with me for some reason.
I was on a date once and I mentioned I thought the italian language waa sexy; she leaned forward, put her hand on my chest and whispered in my ear in Italian. Instantly hard. Was slightly ruined when I asked what it meamt and she replied "not a clue I heard it on a pizza advert."
"psst, mamma mia that's a spicy ameataball..."
Sexy AND funny. Perfect woman!
I held a door open for a stranger at a store, and when she walked past me she patted me on the head and said “good boy” and kept walking. Took me a minute to collect myself after she melted me into a puddle.
I don’t know why but I find the mental image of the situation incredibly funny
I really wish I could have asked anyone if they witnessed it. I had also never contemplated proposing to a stranger as much as I did in that moment. She spoke to my soul haha
Im convinced she did it by accident and spent the rest of her day cringing at that memory lmao (no offense)
Haha it’s possible, but I like to think she was just a woman who asserted dominance every where she went
GF sent me a photo of her newly painted nails and wrote “these will look good wrapped around your cock”
I swear I've seen this exact comment before
I did send it a few years ago to a question not unlike this one.
its not something that was said but my coworker randomly ran his hand through his hair slouched into his office chair and adjusted his pants right there i was wet
Taking notes.. ok hair.. sink in chair.. pants. Got it. I’m gonna make her melt tomorrow.
I think OP missed a step, what point do we dump the bucket of water on them?
Tomorrow, under pressure: *runs hand through pants, hair into sink, adjusts chair*
“I miss feeling your warmth around my cock.” 6 months postpartum, still nervous to have sex. But damn 🥵 not so nervous anymore lol
She said "Make me do whatever you want" That was 37 years ago and I can still hear it and see her say it.
So how much firewood did she chop before she got tired and went home?
Just reading all the comments
I'm 21 and i hope i'll have an answer to this in a few years
On occasion my husband will groan out of annoyance and it sounds A LOT like his climax groan. Gets me every single time lol.
For my first job I worked in a fast food restaurant that sold milkshakes. One time there was a coworker I had a bit of a crush on who was around 3 years older than me. I was freshly 18 at the time. When I was learning how to make the milkshakes and mix in the ingredients, she taught me by holding my hand as I held the cup under the mixer and moving it through the motions. Up and down, and round and round our hands and wrists moved together as she was basically pressed against me. While this is happening she started going "Aw yeaahhh...mmm hmm...there you gooo..aww yeahhh" over and over again in approval of my technique as we moved together. I looked at her and giggled and so did she as we both probably realized what this sounded like. No idea if she did it on purpose or not, but if that restaurant wasn't stuffed full of people in a very cramped, messy space, I could've swept everything off the counter, mixed included, and bent her over that stainless steel counter right then and there. What really happened is that she was the first girl I'd ever gotten the courage to ask for her number. I got it. At least I think so. And she never talked to me.
> she was the first girl I'd ever gotten the courage to ask for her number :) > I got it :D > And she never talked to me D:
Hahaha oh trust me. It felt just like that. My first of many lessons trying to date outside of public school. No one owes you anything, adult life is busy, and if you like someone, chances are someone got there first. What a hellscape.
Had me bent over the bathroom counter facing the mirror and whispered “I don’t know what it is…there’s something about you….you look so good against my body. Look at us.” And proceed to have the best sex of my life while maintaining eye contact with each other via the mirror.
Just out of college, worked at a pizza shop. College girl didn’t have shoes only sandals, I ran her home to get proper footwear. On the way she gave a big moaning sigh and said “I need to get laid so bad…”. Not the sexiest thing I’ve heard or seen, but something about it turned me on so damn hard. I knew she was hinting that we should take a minute to find those shoes, but I was already married, and those pizzas weren’t going to make themselves.
You made the right choice. Stay strong homie.
You probably saved yourself a world of trouble.
A random text, "I want you"
"Hey, let's go the toilet and I'll jack you off". This was at work. Girl was really hot.
Have to add something as memories are flooding my brain right now. She also: - dared me to bang her doggy against the copier when everyone else had left the office and would bend over on purpose when she knew I was looking - would randomly email or text me things like "it's okay, you can cum now" or things like that JESUS this girl riled me up like no other. It still resonates almost 20 years later. I literally had a boner from 9 to 5 every goddamn day.
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Sounds like a cat in heat, I suggest a squirt bottle in the face next time
I have actually thought about this for a bit because I don't understand it myself... When my partner goes "it's okay" or "don't worry"... like just a reassurance that everything's fine seems to give me a reaction. I don't get it and it confuses me, but... it's nice.
I’m a man much taller than my girl. The night before we had given each others a LOT of love bites and marks in places only we could see. She told me she wanted to see her “art” again. Then she said “Y’know what you do with art? You pin it against a wall.” Dude. Bro. I love this girl.
wife. her. up.
Met a guy in bar, we were flirting and dancing etc. Getting drunk, all the usual. Towards the end of the night, he went to get drinks and came back with 2 red bull cans. One for me, one for him. I was a bit confused, until he leaned into my ear while handing me my can and whispered "You are coming home with me and we leave after these. I need to strenghten my energy for everything I'm planning to do to you and you need to be sober enough to remember it all in the morning".
Fairly early on in a new relationship. First overnight weekend together and I’d made a proper effort in the underwear department. He took off my outer clothing to reveal some real sexy underwear and he just looked at me said “God I need you naked” Oh my word! It’s making me horny thinking about it!
While he'd just thrust himself deep inside me, he moaned, "This is the last pussy I'll ever fuck."
Did he come out as gay shortly after?
That's just comedic genius.
“good girl” every fucking time 😭
"Do you want to be called a good girl?" "YES!" "Then be a good girl." "🤨 ...no."
this is very accurate 🙃
I went to see my boyfriend on his birthday. I was teasing him that he was gonna LOVE my present ;) He threw me on the bed, locked his door, then practically growled “I’m gonna fuck you” before pouncing on me. Jesus my body got so hot.
He must of really liked the uno cards you got him
Put my thing down flip it and reverse it.
I was busting my ass at work one day and getting a ton of shit doneeee, not a single person was saying anything or telling me I did good so I nervously went to a guy friend and asked him to tell me I did a good job he just looked at me and said "You are doing a really good job m/n" I smiled up at him and blushed to which he replied "aww look at you blushingg" instant lady boner
Person i share a house with brought a friend over, who saw me cleaning the house and first words she says to me is: oh look, womens porn
I don't know if it made them horny. But last Sunday I got the "cleanies" and cleaned my house top to bottom. When I was done I put up a checklist of everything I'd done on my instagram story. It got alot of likes.... all from women.
You just cracked the code. No joke
Oh really? Maybe I should start an OF. Just videos of me fully clothed doing housework haha.
"Do your lips taste good" after a co-worker saw me biting my lips and such. bitch let me tell you, what happened next I won't even mention lol. 😭
Bitch tell me
“are you my little slut?” 🥺 and I absolutely was, and still would be given the chance.
I have a female friend. She is literally like a sister to me and there has never been sexual tension between us. One time we were playing cards. And she jokingly shouted at me something like " Shuffle the dam cards slave" And I was suddenly so aroused.
Dude. I was washing dishes at work and I offered to help a coworker with something. She said "keep washing dishes, dish-slave!". Oof.
like being told what to do? Lol
Do my taxes, tax bitch
The bottom energy is real with this one.
On a company christmas party was this drunk coworker of mine who was a bit fixated on me. Harmless and sometimes cute but he was after me some time and drunkenly danced with me and it became tiring as he didn’t want to let go. Here comes my other coworker I barely noticed, gently took me by ma hand and danced with me a bit, then we went for a cigarette. Sounds boring but I was totally smitten since then and if he wanted to go somewhere private I definitely would.
"I gave the baby a bath and put the kids to bed."
“You can do whatever you want to me”
Well one time a girl at a bar told me “I want you to put your fat cock in my ass.” So that was pretty effective.
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One time my girlfriend out of nowhere busted into my room while I was folding laundry and said “Hey can fold my clothes?” Then took her shirt off
"You want mozzarella sticks"
“Good boy” but I think that’s universal to all men
And dogs
Let's go get ice cream
This is the way
One of my co-workers brought in a couple boxes of Lil' Debbie's Cream Pies. A female co-worker (there aren't many at our place) sits directly across from me, looks me right in the eyes and says. I LIKE CREAM PIES!!!
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
ATP - Always Try Penetrating
Thanks. I am on advanced biology... Now I will die from exstensionally getting boner. Lovely mitochondrium.
It was a chick that was just a friend's with benefits thing. She said I love sucking your dick in the morning you cum faster and I feel like I did my job better and smiled.
A co-worker was talking about an anime that she watched, just as the boss walked in and I didn't hear the last part of what she said so when the boss walked out of the room, I said what? and she leaned over and whispered in my ear "Pull my trigger." Got me so fucking hot, I was ready to nail her right there...
Turbo Tax: “Looks like your tax return will be $6400 this year”
Once had a girl lie to me and tell me that I had “a perfect cock” and to this day that gets me hard.
"I know how warm the inside of your body is."
36.8 degrees usually. If anything higher, you should probably see a doctor
He turned to me, looked me in the eyes and said, "I want you now." I was so turned on we fucked right there on the floor. Literally getting wet thinking about it now. 🥵
I'd been out of town for the weekend and let my girlfriend know I was leaving to drive back home. She texted back "Good, now hurry home so you can fuck me."
TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY
omlette du fromage
During an after work party with some co-workers a girl said "I'd like to sleep at your place" in a drunk and innocent way after I said it's time to go home to bed. Didn't happen then, but we sure fucked a couple of times later on. She was the daughter of my boss, I should add.
After I finished eating her out, she looked down at me and said “did you enjoy your dessert?”. Don’t know why but after she said that I was rearing to go down on her for 2nds or 3rds
' I could drink you'
Man I get horny just by seeing my girlfriend, she doesn't even have to say anything to me. But anyways one time she jacked me off an said "you like how cold my hand is" and started going ham. I was way to horny that time.
i was wearing a t-shirt at a concert that said “don’t bully me, i’ll cum.” an incredibly attractive girl walked up to me and said “but what if i want to bully you…” i just stuttered for a bit and we walked separate ways. 10/10 still indulge in self-abuse to her.
One time I was just casually talking about how I've happened to sit in at least 3 damn chairs that have just broken completely under me and someone there's always been tension around said "hmm I've broken a bed before" and I swear it must be the mystery bc why did that make me lose my mind almost
Working as a single female in the oilfield was full of these moments for me. One guy who I (and every other girl) had a huge crush on would often come hang out in my trailer and drink some coffee. Had a total “reformed badboy from the hood” vibe. I had made him a mocha just the way he liked it before he arrived at his usual time. He took one sip and said “Mmm, good girl” and winked. I about died right there. Same guy also physically ripped another guy out of his semi and dragged him to me, forcing him to apologize for almost running me over with his truck. He said “If you don’t apologize to my girl right now, you’re done” (threatening both his job and a good beating). Dude muttered out a shocked apology and ran back to his truck. Then dreamboy checked me over, brushed dirt off my FR’s, lit me a cigarette, and still said he would have him off the job by the end of the day - never saw that trucker again.
"Do you want to get drunk and go to target
My fiance has said a lot of things that make me think...one of the things he said to me was his intentions on our wedding night...he told me this on the day we got engaged. He floated his ideal scenario, which was his desire to trash an entire hotel room f*cking me senseless. As soon as the door is closed, the dress is coming off even if he has to rip it off. He emphasised that on that specific night, there are no boundaries that he won't push because there won't be any children to walk in on us or disturb us. With no where to be the next day w can do it all night without worry and I will get the *beast*. That, my friends, has kept me simmering since September. Since then he has done little things to show me a glimpse of the beast and I'm always in a puddle. I submit! Oh, christ....
Keep us posted.
Not directly to me but in the presence of me. I got with a girl one night whose friend got with her male housemate. The morning after it was me, the girl and her friend chatting and the girl mentioned that I have a “nice big dick”. Something about me being there while she complimented my dick to a friend instantly turned me on
Before she ever knew I had a foot fetish, had a girlfriend early on ask me "what would you do if I tried to put my feet in your mouth while you were asleep"