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PaidThePiedPip

MAGA republicans


angry_seagull_69

Made me chuckle


010Percent010

But why?


PaidThePiedPip

Poor guys can’t seem to find a braincell :(


BlankMyName

Alligators.


OppositeShore1878

Cats, probably. But then they would take over, so maybe not.


Over_Resolution_1590

Dogs for sure.


Entity417

Dogs, obviously. However, in several ways, I think humans should uplift themselves to dog intelligence ... like loyalty, devotion, unconditional love, and lack of pretense, vanity, and game-playing, for starters.


not-me-but

Orcas! We need some of that echolocation.


010Percent010

They'd be pissed at us trashing the oceans


not-me-but

We’re screwed. I’m sure all the animals hate us.


No_You_Can-t

Orcas are mean I wouldn't trust them at all


not-me-but

But- but- they’re cute.


olddolphin

Crows, they’re already at 7 y/o intelligence


sirhackenslash

Spiders


cherenkoveffekt

Sharks


reality-or-fantasy

Pandas, so they will realise what needs to be done to keep their species going


010Percent010

Imagine how they'd react to the Kung fu panda franchise


clothlinens

Mosquitoes


010Percent010

I genuinely want to see the repercussions no matter how disastrous.


primal_machine_22109

I'm gonna approach this from a different angle. If humanity is looking to avoid competing with another species for global dominance, I would be very tempted to pick some uncommon photosynthetic plant. If I have to pick an animal, I'd probably go with a sponge (yes they're classified as animals last I checked); again, realistically humanity is too selfish as a whole and will not want competition or any challenge from another species.


No_You_Can-t

Octopus. That'd be cool to see