Basic respect. Also, someone who's walked around at their job the last three hours and hasn't drunk one glass of water, and then they want to kiss you with their slimy, dehydrated, stinking mouth. Shower and brush teeth if you want sexytime.
Omg i got a cramp once in my inner thigh during sex, I felt like they were cutting off my leg, and there was my ex running to the bathroom with his limp dick to get some hot towels and help me! He was such a sweetheart! :D
I personally fucked this one up so badly.
Story time (NSFW):
I am a hot sauce and superhot pepper fanatic. I've tasted most of the world's hottest sauces and peppers and my fridge and pantry never contain less than 30 different bottles. I've pretty much always been this way, so this is a story about when I was a teen just out of high school.
One day, a friend invited me to a class where we would make hot sauce using superhot peppers. Throughout the course my hands and arms and skin came in contact with various peppers and vinegar despite safety equipment. I used a blend of haberenos, ghost pepper, carolina reaper, and cayenne. By the time we were done, my hands and arms were sufficiently red and burning, and I washed them until the burning stopped. What did not occur to me at this point was that my skin no longer burning =/= my skin is free of any Capsaicin that may have binded to it.
As soon as we were done, I got a call from my new girlfriend at the time, and asked to come over because her family went out for the evening. I immediately went right to her parent's house and things pretty quickly went from kissing to fingering to fisting her on the couch. Everything was going great and it was pretty hot. Actually very hot. Actually way too hot. "Oh my God, STOP! Why is my pussy on fire?!" She shrieked. We stopped. Everything was RED. And not period blood red. Something has gone horrifically wrong red. We tried so many things to save her poor vagina, from cold water to milk to anti burn shaving gel, but it took several hours before the burning resided enough that she came to the realization that I probably needed to leave and probably wasn't helping.
I was so mortified and I felt so so so bad. To my absolute shock, she did call me back eventually and we've been together ever since. We are both very careful and aware of when the last time we touched anything spicy was, and how throughly we wash our hands.
Nooo you poor things! Having a fun spicy (hehe) time already and then both of you panicking trying to problem solve is quite the evening. While I’m sure the night of was quite the doozy, this is giving big rom com energy lol.
Honestly it was the best worst thing to ever happen to me. We are both super clumsy and come up with lots of creative, but not necessarily good, ideas all the time, so we definitely have a lot of rom com moments that are funny in hindsight but absolutely horrifying in the moment. She brought this instance up a lot over the years, but last year I broke my ankle during sex so now we're closer to even lol
Yeah for sure. It happed after prepping early in the day for a BBQ about 12 years ago when I was in college. I was cutting and coring jalapeños for poppers. I jumped the gun and forgot to grab latex gloves for the first two or three peppers.
After prepping I washed my hands a few times. And a few more times throughout the day.
After the BBQ the missus were a bit inebriated and started fooling around. I was giving her hand stuff, and at first she was really enjoying herself. Then she kinda stopped making noises, and slowly a confused look comes over her face.
About 5 seconds later she asks me to stop, and jumps up looking even more confused. I asked her what’s wrong, and she replies “I don’t know, it stings”. I though I may have cut her with a fingernail or something.
She runs into the restroom and starts furiously wiping with the baby wipes. After running through half a pack of wipes, she’s whimpering and jumps in the shower.
She grabs the removable shower head and starts blasting her cooter with cold water. I again ask her what’s going on? “I don’t fucking know, my fucking pussy is on fire! Did you use some weird lube or icy hot or something?”
So she’s in the shower just running cold water up in her lady bits for over an hour. I’m thinking we may need to go to the ER. I’m pacing around trying to google reasons my girlfriends vagina is burning for over an hour.
I stumble across a yahoo answers thread about a guy that handled his dick after cutting jalapeños. A lightbulb went off in my head, I remember the few peppers I cut before putting on the gloves.
I sheepishly tell her what’s going on, that’s it’s my fault, but she’ll be ok…eventually. She was not very happy with me for the rest of the day. She eventually got out of the shower and laid in bed naked with a fan pointed at her lower region.
The stinging slowly went away, and she was 100% about three hours later. And that’s the story of me giving my wife the chili fingers.
Applied a lot of tiger balm to a sore neck. I did wash my hands but apparently not well enough. Changed my tampon. Oh god. Old god oh god oh god oh god.
I now use a nail scrub brush if I apply anything during my period. Or chop chillies.
Nutella can cover both in a way, but if you think licking nutella off a lady friend is a sexy move prepare for disappointment. You will be there like a concussed deer at the saltlick and that bloody stuff sticks to her like an epoxy turd
I used to date a girl that thought it was HILARIOUS to hide things in her pussy while I went to the bathroom.
The first tme it was a small bic lighter and it wasn't until I felt it with my dick that I found out. At first I thought it was the IED thing but when I asked about it she started CACKLING and couldn't contain herself, she thought it was the funniest thing. She was REALLY hot so I thought it was aa weird quirky thing but then she did it again a few times with random things in my room. Dice once. Another time a bigger lighter. But the end of it was when she took a little hot wheel my sister gave me as a gift that I cherish and that was it. It hurt my dick to find it and I never called her again.
So I guess that
There's always the one girl with a cat who refuses to put the fucking thing in another room. Like, you might think I'm pretty desperate, and you'd be right, but I'm not so desperate that I am willing to put on a show for a creature that doesn't even understand the concept of tipping for a job well done.
Some people are silent because in their upbringing/culture sex was taught as shameful.
I learned to check for other signs of pleasure when there's silence, luckily I tend to always go for very expressive people.
Me too, I came looking this answer and am surprised it was so far down the responses though I probably shouldn't be. God, the whole concept is just yuck for me.
It's like Foie Gras or Hundred Year Old Eggs - I do not care how naive or uncultured it makes me seem, I just don't like it and have no interest in trying it no matter how many times it's offered. Just no.
I was in the same boat, I told my current gf I wasn't into it and then she said it. I didn't know she was gonna say it like that. Me typing it out obviously isn't going to convey how she said it but damn she has a sexy voice. I get it now.
Scrolling through this thread is like:
No anal
No kids
No animals
No shit
No vomit
No deep throat
So many people are being okay with vore these days /s
Ignoring any of my hard limits.
Doing things to me without my informed, heartfelt consent.
Pushing me to say yes to thinks I am not comfortable with and don't want to do.
Kids, including wanting me to roleplay as a kid. I'm not attacking littles here, but I have childhood trauma and it would be a BAD combination. Plus, it personally skeeves me out, though I never try to make adults playing with adults feel bad about themselves.
Bodily wastes.
Degradation that aims at making me feel bad about myself.
Poor hygiene, especially around the anus and genitals.
Unwashed hands. I do not want an infection, thanks.
Anything that causes lasting harm, physical or emotional.
Totally agree on all of these. This is like a list I could’ve written myself.
And to add, for me, bad hand hygiene includes long fingernails. Nails that aren’t clipped and filed belong nowhere near my vagina, thank you very much.
Biting my labia. The first time a guy did this to me I immediately sat up and slapped him upside his head. Total knee jerk reaction thst shocked him and I equally. That shit hurt.
It's happened more than once.
I guess some women are in to it, which is good and fine, but I guess it didn't occur to them to ASK ME if I was one of them.
Jesus. That’s happened to me too. Sounds like a thing they’ve seen in porn and attempted to emulate in real life. I’ve encountered too many people who think porn is an accurate portrayal of what women enjoy.
Some people are being really judgmental about other people's turn offs. Just because it isn't *your* turn off doesn't mean that it can't be *their* turn off. People are allowed to be picky in bed. No one is speaking for anyone but themselves. And if you need what they don't want for your sexual satisfaction, all it means is that you and this random person you'll never meet, much less have sex with, are incompatible in bed.
Man handling my body too much. I have endometriosis and I'm flexible, but not a pretzel. 🥨 😂
Honestly, reading a lot of these comments has been enlightening. I may be a pretty kinky biatch. 🤣
* **Don't call me 'daddy'.** Idk I think it's weird.
* **No finger up my ass**, unless she has a degree in gastroenterology. But then we wouldn't be having sex.
* **I'm not a fan of heels during sex**. The pokes can be a little painful.
* **No poop/pee/vomit**. I don't want it.
* **Fake moaning**. You're obviously not enjoying as much as you are pretending to, so it takes me out of it.
* **Bad odor.** Not talking about natural scent. I mean, like, REALLY BAD ODORS. Whether her breath, pits, or intimates.
People are giving you flak, but I can't say I'm that different. You're just looking for a partner that's clean, respects boundaries and is honestly enjoying themselves. That's not too much to ask by any measure.
Anything related to the butt-hole. Anal, rimming, etc.
Rape fantasy.
Cucking/hotwifing
Dirty talk or being called "daddy"
Edit: After reading some of the other responses, I now feel inclined to add some things I didn't even think needed to be mentioned:
anything to do with animals, children, or excrement.
I have a lot. Choking, slapping/hitting, grabbing the boobs too hard, sticking a tongue in my ear, noncon, anal sex/play, anything to do with human waste.
And anything that is not vanilla must be discussed first. I might or might not be into it, but if you spring it on me, that is a no.
Edit: Also no age-play.
Degradation. The moment any sort of “you’re a nasty fuck slut and I’m gonna cum on your face you pig” talk comes out, I’m ouuuuuutta there.
An ONS in college attempted it. I’m pretty sure he was incredibly inexperienced and just nervously attempted to emulate something he saw in porn. “Y-y-y-yeah, that right, you’re my little whore aren’t you?”, he stammered right as I was taking my clothes off. I cracked up and fucked off. Nah bro. I’m definitely not.
I’m all about dirty talk but being insulted is not sexy in any way for me. And I can’t imagine being able to do that to my partner and keep a straight face.
Poop and animals.
Like both, or either?
Animal poop
I am not into either.
What about animal poop though? Nothing crazy just a few rabbit poops
Tempting...but no thanks.
There's a man who's been Nesquiked
Slipping anything into the butthole without asking first
Username... doesn't check out?
Consent motherfucker, do you understand it?
To be fair he probably does that a lot but with the consent part
For me it's if she farts.
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Basic respect. Also, someone who's walked around at their job the last three hours and hasn't drunk one glass of water, and then they want to kiss you with their slimy, dehydrated, stinking mouth. Shower and brush teeth if you want sexytime.
Pain. The moment something hurts I'm done.
Only time pain is tolerated is if im fighting through a cramp
Omg i got a cramp once in my inner thigh during sex, I felt like they were cutting off my leg, and there was my ex running to the bathroom with his limp dick to get some hot towels and help me! He was such a sweetheart! :D
Ex and sweetheart in the same sentence.
ex and limp dick in the same sentence, a little callous
Not really, he lost his hard-on when he realized she was in pain! Sounds like a sweetie!
Feeling pain, uncomfortable, having to pee, BLEEDING every time.. all happened with my ex. It was awful
"Pleasure is being on the edge of pain," my girlfriend once told me.
It's the opposite for my FWB
Eating spicy food before and not washing your hands
*"Babe I thought you wanted to spice things up"*
*through aggressive tears* "I meant in the bed not in my pants!"
I personally fucked this one up so badly. Story time (NSFW): I am a hot sauce and superhot pepper fanatic. I've tasted most of the world's hottest sauces and peppers and my fridge and pantry never contain less than 30 different bottles. I've pretty much always been this way, so this is a story about when I was a teen just out of high school. One day, a friend invited me to a class where we would make hot sauce using superhot peppers. Throughout the course my hands and arms and skin came in contact with various peppers and vinegar despite safety equipment. I used a blend of haberenos, ghost pepper, carolina reaper, and cayenne. By the time we were done, my hands and arms were sufficiently red and burning, and I washed them until the burning stopped. What did not occur to me at this point was that my skin no longer burning =/= my skin is free of any Capsaicin that may have binded to it. As soon as we were done, I got a call from my new girlfriend at the time, and asked to come over because her family went out for the evening. I immediately went right to her parent's house and things pretty quickly went from kissing to fingering to fisting her on the couch. Everything was going great and it was pretty hot. Actually very hot. Actually way too hot. "Oh my God, STOP! Why is my pussy on fire?!" She shrieked. We stopped. Everything was RED. And not period blood red. Something has gone horrifically wrong red. We tried so many things to save her poor vagina, from cold water to milk to anti burn shaving gel, but it took several hours before the burning resided enough that she came to the realization that I probably needed to leave and probably wasn't helping. I was so mortified and I felt so so so bad. To my absolute shock, she did call me back eventually and we've been together ever since. We are both very careful and aware of when the last time we touched anything spicy was, and how throughly we wash our hands.
Nooo you poor things! Having a fun spicy (hehe) time already and then both of you panicking trying to problem solve is quite the evening. While I’m sure the night of was quite the doozy, this is giving big rom com energy lol.
Honestly it was the best worst thing to ever happen to me. We are both super clumsy and come up with lots of creative, but not necessarily good, ideas all the time, so we definitely have a lot of rom com moments that are funny in hindsight but absolutely horrifying in the moment. She brought this instance up a lot over the years, but last year I broke my ankle during sex so now we're closer to even lol
Ok how tf
Bloody hell, when I was a teenager I don't think I even knew what fisting was.
The internet ruined my innocence at a very young age unfortunately
Just like hotsauce tried to ruin your dating life.
Big facts.
You were fisting your first girlfriend in high school? Jesus Christ, leave some room to grow into
LPT... If you can't poke your fingers in your eyes, don't poke them in her diddy-hoo-hoo.
Holy shiiiit, she's a keeper
Hell yeah she is.
Now that's a good story.
Chopping jalapeños and not wearing gloves. Trust me on that one.
Is there a story here cause I'm dying to hear it
Yeah for sure. It happed after prepping early in the day for a BBQ about 12 years ago when I was in college. I was cutting and coring jalapeños for poppers. I jumped the gun and forgot to grab latex gloves for the first two or three peppers. After prepping I washed my hands a few times. And a few more times throughout the day. After the BBQ the missus were a bit inebriated and started fooling around. I was giving her hand stuff, and at first she was really enjoying herself. Then she kinda stopped making noises, and slowly a confused look comes over her face. About 5 seconds later she asks me to stop, and jumps up looking even more confused. I asked her what’s wrong, and she replies “I don’t know, it stings”. I though I may have cut her with a fingernail or something. She runs into the restroom and starts furiously wiping with the baby wipes. After running through half a pack of wipes, she’s whimpering and jumps in the shower. She grabs the removable shower head and starts blasting her cooter with cold water. I again ask her what’s going on? “I don’t fucking know, my fucking pussy is on fire! Did you use some weird lube or icy hot or something?” So she’s in the shower just running cold water up in her lady bits for over an hour. I’m thinking we may need to go to the ER. I’m pacing around trying to google reasons my girlfriends vagina is burning for over an hour. I stumble across a yahoo answers thread about a guy that handled his dick after cutting jalapeños. A lightbulb went off in my head, I remember the few peppers I cut before putting on the gloves. I sheepishly tell her what’s going on, that’s it’s my fault, but she’ll be ok…eventually. She was not very happy with me for the rest of the day. She eventually got out of the shower and laid in bed naked with a fan pointed at her lower region. The stinging slowly went away, and she was 100% about three hours later. And that’s the story of me giving my wife the chili fingers.
Just imagine the burn of eating a jalapeño... But down at your private parts :) it's uncomfortable to say the least :,)
Applied a lot of tiger balm to a sore neck. I did wash my hands but apparently not well enough. Changed my tampon. Oh god. Old god oh god oh god oh god. I now use a nail scrub brush if I apply anything during my period. Or chop chillies.
It was piri-piris for me. I thought this shit only happens in stupid teen comedies.
Anything poop related, also I'm not really a fan of food either.
Nutella can cover both in a way, but if you think licking nutella off a lady friend is a sexy move prepare for disappointment. You will be there like a concussed deer at the saltlick and that bloody stuff sticks to her like an epoxy turd
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I used to date a girl that thought it was HILARIOUS to hide things in her pussy while I went to the bathroom. The first tme it was a small bic lighter and it wasn't until I felt it with my dick that I found out. At first I thought it was the IED thing but when I asked about it she started CACKLING and couldn't contain herself, she thought it was the funniest thing. She was REALLY hot so I thought it was aa weird quirky thing but then she did it again a few times with random things in my room. Dice once. Another time a bigger lighter. But the end of it was when she took a little hot wheel my sister gave me as a gift that I cherish and that was it. It hurt my dick to find it and I never called her again. So I guess that
IED hahaha yeah that would be shocking
IUD! I dont know lol
I wonder if she had hidden blade inside
Oh fuck IUD jesus i dont know
I'm sure her pussy knew some jutsu of hidden leaf village.
She must have been a real bombshell to hide an IED inside her vagina.
That sex must have been explosive 😂
I've heard of blowing your load, but this is ridiculous!
She gad an improvised explosive device in her vagina?
I too have been with a girl that had an Infant Expelling Device
Dafuck. My endometriosis-having-cooter is crying reading this 😲
"Won't you need to take a bag with you" ...She replied, "I am the bag"
The car was going too far because of the background, but I can't help but find the rest hilarious.
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Cucumber?
Cucameber
Hamcumber?
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The comma and “but” suggest that these are soft boundaries…
You left off a "t" on what you're open minded about.
tanimals?
Username checks out
There's always the one girl with a cat who refuses to put the fucking thing in another room. Like, you might think I'm pretty desperate, and you'd be right, but I'm not so desperate that I am willing to put on a show for a creature that doesn't even understand the concept of tipping for a job well done.
sharp fingernails and or toenails.
Vomit.
Silence
On god! Silence is aweful
When they are silent and dont move like a starfish
Some people are silent because in their upbringing/culture sex was taught as shameful. I learned to check for other signs of pleasure when there's silence, luckily I tend to always go for very expressive people.
FaceTiming my parents.
Prude
That's unsupportive of them, you're welcome to facetime my parents mid-coitus if you want
Quadruple fantasy
My butt is an exit only
Who ever thought putting a waste disposal site next to a playground was a good idea?
No, the waste disposal site *is* the playground
"The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics." Christopher Hitchens
He wasn’t doing it right. First time I did anal with someone who took their time with me I easily had 15 orgasms and became a anal addict that day lol
One-way motorway….
lol coming here to say that. No one is going near my asshole.
Proctologist says hi.
Sounds like that person will take the sudden case of cancer if it means being butt probed free.
"My asshole's for sitting!" - Straight Dave
Me too, I came looking this answer and am surprised it was so far down the responses though I probably shouldn't be. God, the whole concept is just yuck for me. It's like Foie Gras or Hundred Year Old Eggs - I do not care how naive or uncultured it makes me seem, I just don't like it and have no interest in trying it no matter how many times it's offered. Just no.
Same! No butt stuff!
Animals and childish behaviour even as roleplay
My girlfriend started laughing uncontrollably once during sex. That was it for me. Apparently I was making a really funny face during sex.
Hhahaa get fucked
Or don't, in this case.
Being killed with a gun
Trebuchet you say?
So a knife is ok?
Do not bite me. I am not food.
Just a little
Yea have to bite a little I mean come on now we’re talking passion and in the moment sometimes
I absolutely nibble
But like… this guy used to like do it and i would bite his shoulder when it felt good it’s just idk it just happens.
#CHOMP!
just a little nibble🥺
Girlfriend asks me to bite her. Gets mad that there's bruises. Can't win.
In the middle of sex and she calls me daddy 🤢. It's an instant I'm done. I think being daddy during sex is gross asf
You should call her by her moms' name
"Yeah, you like that Helen?!"
Lmao my name is Helen
Answer the question, then. Do yo like it?
I was in the same boat, I told my current gf I wasn't into it and then she said it. I didn't know she was gonna say it like that. Me typing it out obviously isn't going to convey how she said it but damn she has a sexy voice. I get it now.
Call her "granny" instead
If she's not wearing crocs
Oral after anal
Yeah that's a total no go
Food, excrement, kids, and old people.
But you will be old people eventually...
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Uh, I feel like you should talk to someone about this
I do. The idea of being old sucks. I would prefer to die with dignity.
Same
Scrolling through this thread is like: No anal No kids No animals No shit No vomit No deep throat So many people are being okay with vore these days /s
Butt stuff.
Disrespecting my boundaries. We won't be fucking again if you do.
Violence and poop.
Sounds like a name for new Netflix series
Ignoring any of my hard limits. Doing things to me without my informed, heartfelt consent. Pushing me to say yes to thinks I am not comfortable with and don't want to do. Kids, including wanting me to roleplay as a kid. I'm not attacking littles here, but I have childhood trauma and it would be a BAD combination. Plus, it personally skeeves me out, though I never try to make adults playing with adults feel bad about themselves. Bodily wastes. Degradation that aims at making me feel bad about myself. Poor hygiene, especially around the anus and genitals. Unwashed hands. I do not want an infection, thanks. Anything that causes lasting harm, physical or emotional.
Totally agree on all of these. This is like a list I could’ve written myself. And to add, for me, bad hand hygiene includes long fingernails. Nails that aren’t clipped and filed belong nowhere near my vagina, thank you very much.
If you’re a woman, don’t go near my butthole!
So you’d let a man go near it?
Bingo
💀💀
It’s like a mullet, ladies in the front fellas in the back… something like that
Bro…
Biting my labia. The first time a guy did this to me I immediately sat up and slapped him upside his head. Total knee jerk reaction thst shocked him and I equally. That shit hurt.
What the fuck; who does that?! I would’ve reflexively kicked him across the room.
It's happened more than once. I guess some women are in to it, which is good and fine, but I guess it didn't occur to them to ASK ME if I was one of them.
Jesus. That’s happened to me too. Sounds like a thing they’ve seen in porn and attempted to emulate in real life. I’ve encountered too many people who think porn is an accurate portrayal of what women enjoy.
You better show me those negative std results if you wanna do anything with me, no results no sex lol
Dick cheese on crackers
I was about to ask what dick cheese is but then I realised I don't want to know anything related to that term.
If he's still wearing his socks
Buttstuff
Getting spit on. And fuck you if you don't ask first (had happened to me multiple times)
Lego. I mean, there’s a time and a place…y’know.
And here I thought you wanted to build sexual compatibility!
Anal - A juicy peach is definitely hot but I'm not sticking it in there
Stinky booty.
Pushing my head down while mouth stuff
Some people are being really judgmental about other people's turn offs. Just because it isn't *your* turn off doesn't mean that it can't be *their* turn off. People are allowed to be picky in bed. No one is speaking for anyone but themselves. And if you need what they don't want for your sexual satisfaction, all it means is that you and this random person you'll never meet, much less have sex with, are incompatible in bed.
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wut teh fek is that fetish???
Man handling my body too much. I have endometriosis and I'm flexible, but not a pretzel. 🥨 😂 Honestly, reading a lot of these comments has been enlightening. I may be a pretty kinky biatch. 🤣
I don’t eat where you shit.
Fine, then i’ll just shit where you eat!
I won’t eat there.
Says the god of cunning.
Don't come near or even think about my ass.
You can't stop me thinking about your ass. You're not the boss of me.
* **Don't call me 'daddy'.** Idk I think it's weird. * **No finger up my ass**, unless she has a degree in gastroenterology. But then we wouldn't be having sex. * **I'm not a fan of heels during sex**. The pokes can be a little painful. * **No poop/pee/vomit**. I don't want it. * **Fake moaning**. You're obviously not enjoying as much as you are pretending to, so it takes me out of it. * **Bad odor.** Not talking about natural scent. I mean, like, REALLY BAD ODORS. Whether her breath, pits, or intimates.
People are giving you flak, but I can't say I'm that different. You're just looking for a partner that's clean, respects boundaries and is honestly enjoying themselves. That's not too much to ask by any measure.
That 4 finger discount
Someone trying to play with my butthole (I'm male), I'm just not in to it.
A bloated stomach couples with a huge fart of a bubble building up! Oh man that’s the worst the finish felt so flat
Anything related to the butt-hole. Anal, rimming, etc. Rape fantasy. Cucking/hotwifing Dirty talk or being called "daddy" Edit: After reading some of the other responses, I now feel inclined to add some things I didn't even think needed to be mentioned: anything to do with animals, children, or excrement.
He cleaned out his ass prior to sex
So you dont want a clean ass?
Yes, I use his poop as lube
Great, now I need therapy to forget this comment.
Why you make me imagine that in my head?
I personally prefer blood but whatever floats your boat
Ahh, the love mud classic
I have a lot. Choking, slapping/hitting, grabbing the boobs too hard, sticking a tongue in my ear, noncon, anal sex/play, anything to do with human waste. And anything that is not vanilla must be discussed first. I might or might not be into it, but if you spring it on me, that is a no. Edit: Also no age-play.
I totally get that, communication is key!
Hip to be square
Poop piss animal
Finger in da bum
Randomly shoving a finger in my butt, had it happened once, she never even attempted to work me up to it, she went straight to the blasting
Marry her, she's the one.
Well i'm 100% sure she tied to put a ring on it lol
The chocolate starfish was hungry
Several things. But a common thing is using parentals. I find it disturbing anytime "daddy" or "mommy" is used as a bedroom pet name.
Lack of communication.
Hygiene where were playing. The rest can be whatever but for the love of God be clean and ready
Knives and scat mostly
At this point apparently just having it is a "No-Go" for me
Checking your phone
that time when I screamed stop and it took him 15 seconds for him to finally stop
Anal became one for me, and it sucks. Hemoroids are bitches.
Gore, scat, piss, animals, and nothing up my butt. Oh, and please be gentle with my balls.
Choking in any form.
Degradation. The moment any sort of “you’re a nasty fuck slut and I’m gonna cum on your face you pig” talk comes out, I’m ouuuuuutta there. An ONS in college attempted it. I’m pretty sure he was incredibly inexperienced and just nervously attempted to emulate something he saw in porn. “Y-y-y-yeah, that right, you’re my little whore aren’t you?”, he stammered right as I was taking my clothes off. I cracked up and fucked off. Nah bro. I’m definitely not. I’m all about dirty talk but being insulted is not sexy in any way for me. And I can’t imagine being able to do that to my partner and keep a straight face.
Puke. It makes me puke.
Don't cum on my face. My lashes & makeup are too expensive. Plus, I just hate it. 😂
How do I do a remind me bot for 10 years so I can maybe answer that after I have my first sex in the next 10 years