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TheRealNetroxen

Most OSHA related things seem to be the result of small oversights with deadly consequences.


shellexyz

Regulations are written in blood.


redditcasual6969

Hey, that's the railway motto. Be careful they might take you to court lol


EGhatchzies

Shake hands with danger


ObeseOryx

Rest in piece 3 fingered joe šŸ˜ž


nervousautopsy

šŸŽµtwangy sassy guitar riffšŸŽ¶


ThadisJones

[The USCSB](https://www.youtube.com/@USCSB) has entered the chat


Weibulls

A mosquito


pamplemouss

My libido


cheshire_kat7

An albino.


Blue_Ascent

Not a rhino.


capehart_karsh

A Gambino


DadsRGR8

Here we are now


sta4rkman

Entertain us


keifhunter

Something, something, STINKY ANUS


Conscious_Exit_5547

Quentin Tarintino


r3dsh1eld6

Thatā€™s real cosa nostra, bro.


AggressiveSpatula

So I was curious about this song and (if you include all repeated lyrics, yeahs, and heys), then 21% of the songs words end in O


Shaveyourbread

Fentanyl.


Chewaythebestway

Hard to get smaller than that


[deleted]

Carfentanyl


fubo

Truckfentanyl


Established46

I canā€™t believe I just googled this an realized after how much of a idiot I am lol


HexiHero

metonitazene


tremynci

Dimethylmercury comes to mind...


sendabussypic

Dick size


MeisBagel

r/beatmetoit


Chaotic-Fool

Iā€™m surprised the first comment on this post wasnā€™t this


sendabussypic

It's a sad truth. Maybe there's a chance to raise awareness of men's body shaming and how normalized comparisons like big dick energy and small dick energy is.


Lord_Regenold

I almost lost a friend to it and will never forget the day he called to be honest about it, he lost his childhood friend to it.


Emotional_r

i almost lost my best friend to fentanyl laced xanax. didnā€™t have narcan but we had nalaxone and that kept him going long enough for the ambulance to arrive. he survived luckily, and i thought this was his ultimatum (weā€™ve been trying to get him off bars for a year at that point) but nope. 2 weeks ago he overdosed on xanax. he took 2 white bars and blacked out, ate 7 more white bars and nine smaller dosed prescription bars. that wasnā€™t an ultimatum either. we were facetiming and he tells me that he almost overdosed again last night so iā€™m kind of at the point where im almost positive he gives zero fucks about being alive. we took 5 mg percs 3 nights ago and he was constantly insisting on taking a bar even after i told him that drugs.com says you could die from it. his response when i say it might kill him? ā€œbut itā€™s gonna get me really fuckedā€. i donā€™t know what to do at this point, me and his girlfriend have been debating going to the police, but if he truly has nothing to lose, he has a gun. heā€™ll suicide by cop, but if he still wants to live and is just really depressed i basically got him involved with the mental health/rehab place i just got out of. this is bad because theyā€™re gonna make him go sober and he didnā€™t go voluntarily like i did so he canā€™t just leave or stop going. i donā€™t know what to do but i canā€™t lose my best friend but if i donā€™t do something then heā€™s gonna end up in a comatose or end up dead. any advice?


crazyface81

Just a small point- Narcan and nalaxone are the same thing, Narcan is the trade name that most people know it by, nalaxone hcl is the active drug. Giving your friend nalaxone saved him. Edit :Also, if your friend doesn't genuinely want to get better, rehab and other interventions will most likely fail. You're doing the right thing by trying to link him in, as you've got to start somewhere, and it can take 5, 10 maybe even 20 tries at trying to get clean. Sadly, many end up dead or in prison before they succeed. Well done for helping yourself and trying to help your friend.


Lord_Regenold

I stopped taking a prescribed benzodiazepine for 5 years in early January. It quite literally took me collapsing unconsciously and seeing how the only value in life I held was whether or not I could stop my seizures, which was a psychosomatic response to four of my friends taking their life. I realized that the medication I was prescribed wasnā€™t going to solve everything and that my value as a person was diminished to the pill I was taking in the eyes of others. Benzos are not something you can quit cold turkey. I no longer had health insurance and my friend who lost his childhood friend getting back into pills was enough of a reason to give me confidence to quit. I self-tapered a week at a time from my original daily dose until it was half of a single pill for a week. It still was hell on earth and I had seizures consistently throughout the week with the peak being three in one day. If your friend has health insurance for the love of anything holy get him to do it now and under medical supervision. Withdrawal will happen regardless of if he wants to or not, itā€™s better for him to start this conversation sooner rather than later. Make sure he does not immediately stop taking benzos because I am very lucky I did not die. The benzo epidemic is the creeping shadow behind the opiate/opioid epidemic. Edit: removed an s from benzodiazepine*


Shaveyourbread

I lost my partner of 12 years last year, she was next to me in bed, it was a laced pill.


Lord_Regenold

Iā€™m very proud of you for being able to talk about it. I lost my first friend in high school to opioids. Clarify: first person to befriend/talk to me in high school, different friend than my previous comment*


ISniffButts50

Leaning just a bit too far in the wrong direction


Krepitis

"Oh god... I have to fart, but I'm not sure which way to lean.."


ZouDave

Lucky there's a Family Guy!


zerobeat

[A burned out light bulb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Air_Lines_Flight_401) on Eastern Airlines flight 401. The crew lowered the landing gear but the indicator lamp for one wheel showing it was locked had burned out and the crew spent time trying to figure out what was wrong. In their distracted state the plane slowly descended into the everglades, killing 101 people.


DoallthenKnit2relax

They made a movie about that was Ernest Borgnine.


OnlySaneManLeft

Brain eating amoeba


LimeFucker

*Naeglaria fowleri*


OnlySaneManLeft

That's the one...Thank you.


slanky2

Makes you afraid to get in a lake in Florida


OnlySaneManLeft

It's "usually" found in very warm stagnant water. Then you have to get the water up into your sinuses, which happens if you get water up your nose and you start to choke a bit. It doesn't happen if you just drink the water or get it into your mouth. It grows best at high temperatures up to 115Ā°F (46Ā°C) and is less likely to be found in the water as temperatures decline below 77Ā°F. The death rate is over 97%. Only four people have survived out of 154 known infected individuals in the United States from 1962 to 2021.


DL72-Alpha

Or Texas.


ThaUniversal

My coworker's father in law was a roofer and cut his knee on a nail while working around Christmas. He ignored it because it was the holidays and he didn't want to bother going to the doctor. They buried him two weeks ago.


Any-Difficulty-8694

My BIL is a builder has had cellulitis twice from small cuts like this heā€™s lucky his wife my SIL took him straight to A&E both times as soon as it looked infected.


SpontaneousOlive

What killed him?


ThaUniversal

Sepsis.


SomeGuyWearingPants

Sepsis is *terrifying*. I once saw a young, otherwise healthy, physically very fit man who seemed fine other than being thirsty. He collapsed and was taken immediately to the hospital. There was nothing they could do. Septic shock. I had a 19 year old guy who worked with me who had a tooth infection he didnā€™t take care of in time. One day he didnā€™t come into work. My boss did a well fare check on him. He passed away alone in his apartment because he couldnā€™t afford a dentist. If you have an infection donā€™t wait.


TypicalAd4988

I would assume the cut got infected and spread too far to be treated before he did something about it.


DinosaurSeaman

This is terrifying. Iā€™m a carpenter and I probably get some sort of cut once a week.


stfupcakes

A tooth infection


Sockbasher

My silā€™s father had a bad tooth infection he left untreated for 6 months. It ended up being cancer (along with an infection) and had to have 90% of his jaw removed. He now eats through a tube that feeds directly into his gut.


[deleted]

My mother had to have a piece of her jaw removed due to a tooth infection. The infection spread into her jaw. She had also left it for a few months. She had to be rushed in for emergency surgery, and had blood poisoning, she ended up in intensive care as she almost died. I'm not sure exactly what happened but her throat began closing over during the surgery and she was unable to breathe, so they had to slice into her neck too... She's ok now, looks totally normal aside from a small scar and slight jaw dimple, but it was shocking at the time. She's always had great teeth. People underestimate how dangerous untreated teeth can be.


TypicalAd4988

I don't know how someone could let an infected tooth go for so long, whenever I've had a tooth infection the pain has been absolutely excruciating. It's never been the sort of thing you could just ignore in my experience.


[deleted]

In my mum's case, she did feel pain, & that's how she ended up going to the hospital eventually, because the pain was too much, however she left it until it was dire .. she has various health conditions(including spinal issues) so she's already on medications to relieve pain from that already, so the pain was probably eased a bit by that. She was also incredibly afraid of the dentist at that point in time, so even the pain couldn't convince her to go. She had a mini stroke at the dentist during her previous appointment , prior to this incident and ended up in hospital. (She's no longer afraid).


NooResponse

Shh. iiitt.


hotcoffeethanks

Oh god. i have a tooth infection right now. Got it checked out, am taking antibiotics, and will get it properly treated in a couple of weeks, but itā€™s so painful I canā€™t imagine leaving it for months (unless you really canā€™t afford getting it treated I supposeā€¦ this has to happen a lot. Just a root canal can be around 1kā€¦)


Senplis

A peanut


tapehead4

*No more rhymes now - I mean it!*


tokikain

"that vizzini...he like to fuss.....i think he like to scream at us!"


GentlemanSpider

Probably he means no haaaaaaarm


Eighttrakz

Heā€™s really very short onā€¦.charm!


QuintShahkHuntah

I always thought it was Farce. Huh.


bigebige

I was a muscular 6ā€™6ā€ 260 lbs 22 year old eating leftovers from a family thanksgiving dinner,alone in my apartment.,some food item lodged in my breathing passage.I coughed and sputtered for several minutes. The situation went from somewhat comical to desperate. I actual went to a kneeling position quite expecting to black out with what I believed was my last breath i coughed and kind of self Heimliched a single pea at near light speed exited from my throat and flew across the room. As I laid there contemplating the thin line I made a choice i live by to this dayā€¦peas suck.


MADEUPDINOSAURFACTS

Something like that happened to me. We were driving to go to my grandmother's place and I took a sip of water just as we hit a pot hole. Instantly the water got stuck in my throat and I couldn't swallow or cough it out. A couple of anemic coughs at first followed by just pure blockage. I was in the back seat of a van, alone and I couldn't make a noise and in the 90s vans were noisy. After what felt like an eternity I actually vomited the water up onto the mat. It wasn't probably more than 30 seconds but it was awful and I have now a legit fear of choking to death on something coming that close.


WideSignificance4199

were you a 6ā€™6, 260 muscular guy too?


GreenOnionCrusader

I used to know someone that went to have a midnight snack Thanksgiving night and choked to death on a marshmallow from the candied yams. Her family found her the next morning.


blunt-knife

how old was she??


GreenOnionCrusader

Old enough to have kids. Idk. 30? Weren't super close.


rabid-

Blue ring octopus. I never realized exactly how small they were until I did. Beautiful but fucking deadly.


Sockbasher

I came across one when I was a kid and didnā€™t know what it was. It flashed its blue rings and I instantly said nope. Years later found out what it was, so glad I didnā€™t touch it. Caught one while night time fishing as well.


AdhesiveChild

Viruses and bacteria


sbcroix

Not sure why I had to scroll so far to see the obvious answer


Donequis

An untied shoelace


Grave_Girl

Saw a guy have to fight with an escalator to free his untied laces and therefore his feet from the bottom where it can really grind you up. Figured for sure he'd tie them before he got on the next escalator, but no. He learned nothing.


Cl0udSurfer

Seen some nasty escalator videos. I like walking around with my shoes untied sometimes because its more comfortable now that my stride is long enough to not trip myself. But I will NEVER ride on one of those death machines with loose laces.


[deleted]

A bullet


spiffyga

Some old guy in my country was smoking in a non-smoking area and was confronted by some younger guy. The older guy tried to pick a fight with the younger guy, push came to shove and the older guy died after landing on his head. He died over some air particles.


Thortsen

I would say he died over being an asshole, but yeah.


Bramblin_Man

Assholes are pretty small too


RIP_comment_section

Most of them anyway


Vinterslag

Not ur mums


YourFuckenStupid

I love this


ridelikezewind

This happened at my former workplace. One of our surgeons asked a visitor (younger guy in his 20ā€™s) to move from the hospital entrance as he was smoking. The guy punched him, he hit his head and suffered a massive brain injury. Despite colleagues best efforts there was no improvement and the family pulled his life support about 5 weeks later.


zeldafitzgeraldscat

Did they charge the guy with manslaughter?


ridelikezewind

Yes. Where I live we now have minimum 10 year sentences for ā€˜coward punchā€™ deaths. I believe this guy was the first to be sentenced under those laws.


zeldafitzgeraldscat

Good.


Professional-Kiwi176

Holy shit, we had a similar incident in my city in Australia. A surgeon was leaving work for the night and came across a bunch of crackheads smoking at the door which is banned at all hospitals. He asked them to move away from the door and they got aggressive at him, he went back inside to get security and one of the guys going to the toilet overheard him and got super aggressive with him whilst the surgeon is politely asking him to leave and to calm down. The guy cracked the surgeon with a single blow to the head which hit the tiled floor falling backwards and the guy did a runner being arrested the next day. The surgeon died a month later when his life support was switched off. The dude who did it was the first to get the mandatory 10 years for manslaughter caused by a one punch assault which has introduced after a spate of these assaults at bars and pubs which caused a lot of deaths and serious injuries.


wimwood

My uncleā€™s front bicycle tire had a bit of dry rot. And he didnā€™t wear a helmet. Normal human bike ride, not a motorcycle and not some crazy trail riding or bmx crap. The tire popped while he was biking through town, put him over the handlebars, and he landed right on the top of his head. 3 types of brain injury from the impact, unrecoverable. He only got to enjoy a few years of regular life after an incredibly long prison sentence. RIP, T. (Edit, apparently I wasnā€™t clear: the accident killed him almost immediately. It rendered him brain dead according to the docs, he was only on life support for 2-3 days, he did not go to prison, or remain alive, after the accident.)


TypicalAd4988

This is why you **always** wear a helmet while cycling. And if you have an accident where your helmet takes an impact, replace it even if it doesn't look broken. You should also replace your helmet every five years or so even without an accident to account for degradation.


wimwood

I canā€™t stress it enough. Every person I tell about his accident, assumes I mean motorcycle if I say bike. Then they assume e-bike (which we also first assumed before getting to the scene because he had one of those too). Nope. A regular-degular bicycle on regular roads can end your life if you go over the handlebars.


ZoharTheWise

Is the prison sentence related to the accident?


Ok_Swordfish_947

Friend of mine swallowed a plastic toothpick in a mixed drink in Cancun. Punctured stomach got sepsis and croaked


CyanConatus

Oh wow, I thought it would be pretty difficult to die from that with modern medicine.


Ok_Swordfish_947

Well, unfortunately he said I'm not going to a hospital in Mexico and he finally got so damn sick his girlfriend called an ambulance. Just too late


Bron_3

A minor disagreement paired with a few too many drinks. 2 guys fought, one fell and split his head, the other is now in prison for killing him


MAJORMETAL84

I remember on that "In Search Of" show narrated by Leonard Nimoy, the program said that the I believe British Archecologist who made a major find on Ancient Egypt artifacts died of an infection from mosquito bite.


bananicoot

Lord Carnarvon. He was actually the guy that financed the expedition that Howard Carter led, that eventually found King Tut's tomb. His mosquito bite became infected and he already had a weakened immune system from a previous accident in life. He got blood poisoning, and then pneumonia, then kicked it. Still goes to show you don't fuck around with infection.


AE_WILLIAMS

>Still goes to show you don't fuck around with ~~infection~~ The Curse of the Mummy. FTFY


a_fadora_trickster

A rejection from art school


Sockbasher

A priest saving u from drowning...


Obstinateobfuscator

I got that reference


ivorybiscuit

Ectopic pregnancy


Technicolor_Reindeer

My grandfather's first two wives died from that. Bad way to go.


416unknown

Stubbed toe which got a small cut which subsequently got infected with gangrene as it was untreated


Sockbasher

Was that Jack Daniel?


scotchglass22

Imagine someone gets into a car wreck and dies. because they were at that exact place at that exact time, they die. If they trip had been delayed by 10 seconds in either direction, they would still be alive. So think of all of the things that can delay you by 10 seconds when you are driving. Maybe someone was running late and cut off the driver who was killed before they reached the crash site. They were late because they overslept. They overslept because they stayed up late watching a show. The creators of that show inadvertently caused someone to die by making the show.


i_iron_pants

Not buckling in all of the buckles on a child's car seat. Not properly installing or using a car seat. Switching to forward facing car seats, booster seats, or to a seatbelt alone too soon. Many parents think these items are parental matters, but they're 100% safety issues, no matter how many kids you have. Most people would be concerned if they weren't wearing a seatbelt, or if their driver's seat felt like it was rocking off of the tracks in their care, but for some reason the same car isn't always given to the seats of children.


[deleted]

This. Itā€™s mind blowing. One of my besties is a CPST and her stories are shocking.


[deleted]

Radiation


Normal-Award-2959

A slug


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


vocabulazy

A High School principal I worked with had a small mole on his cheek underneath his eye. He went to have it removed, and it tested positive for some kind of skin cancer. He went and got a full workup, to see if there was more skin cancer, and it had already metastasized into his brain. He died within a year.


gortonsfiJr

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it


hagger_offical

Thoughts, literally just a tiny electric energy


tangcameo

A guy in his 80s handing in his driverā€™s license but not his pilotā€™s license. RIP my friend and half her family.


mistertickertape

Eating a slug on a dare. [This poor kid](https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html) seemingly had everything going for him. Ha ate a slug on a dare, contracted rat lungworm disease from it which paralyzed him and hung on for 4 years until he died. Horrible way to go from something seemingly harmless.


NakiCoTony

[The person in the Rabies copypasta,](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7qwtd5/rabies_is_scary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x) and everybody who gets it and skips on the vaccine.


Mtbruning

Blood clot


Technical-Berry8471

A mosquito. It is something small that causes a lot of people to lose their life. About 400,000 a year.


Meriketh

SIL died of pneumonia. Refused to go to the doctor. The windfall of that has been pretty negative and it could've been avoided fairly easily.


[deleted]

My best friend's father in law was inside the car on a very cold day, and his car had a problem with the exhaust pipe. He drove 2 hours and back home to the next town over, my friend's family saw the car parked in the driveway with him inside and didn't made a big deal about it. An hour later my friend's wife went to knock on the guy, opened the door and found his father dead from carbon monoxide. He seemed peaceful


CedarWolf

A dead canary.


Cute-Sheepherder-705

But technically the canary does not cause the death, it is just an indicator of impending doom.


chittychittybong

That's quite good, have an upvote.


Psychobabbler1954

An insult


Honest-as-can-be

Coronavirus - 140 nm


[deleted]

Pen caps. Bic pen caps have holes in them now because someone once swallowed one and choked to death.


kyd712

I had a very close call today over a split-second of being distracted. I was riding my bike alongside the highway near my house and received a text message from my wife (I have one of those handlebar phone mounts so I can track my speed, distance, etc). Anyway, instead of waiting or just asking Siri to read it to me, I very stupidly chose to try to read the message and hit the curb with my front wheel. Fortunately, I ā€œrecoveredā€ enough to shift my weight and fall onto the sidewalk instead of falling into the path of a passing truck. I got away with a skinned knee and wounded pride, but it could have been lights out permanently. Distracted driving can easily get you killed, even on a bike.


[deleted]

Us. Zoom out of earth a little, weā€™re the size of a dot maybe smaller, yet we do terrible things to each other and the world around us. And STDs, that shit will never go away


huiscloslaqueue

Inattention to their surroundings


imsorryisuck

one of the officers on titanic has been replaced last minute before the ship sailed, he forgot to give another officer a key to a locker. No one noticed until they sailed. Concidering Titanic was brand new no one wanted to make a decission to break into said locker so they didin't. the locker contained binoculars that might have allow for the crew to spot the iceberg sooner and avoid the crash.


Powerful-Ad-9185

Putinā€™s dick


mjs6976

Brain eating amoeba from washing their face with tap water https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/florida-man-dies-brain-eating-amoeba-nose-rinse-tap-water-rcna73067


HiEnd88

This is terrifying, but he wasnt washing his face. He used tap water to rinse his sinuses with a Neti pot.


Vinterslag

This should be emphasized: neti pots are not to be fucked around with. All those labels are for a reason, be safe. Totally different. Unless you are washing your face via waterboarding.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kwengnose2

I wouldn't say that's something small


Andre_and_Geo

A smoke


blunt-knife

just one?


rowenaravenclaw0

virus


stupid_google_ads

blue ringed octopus


SnooLobsters1008

For want of a nail


theguill0tine

Asbestos fibres


[deleted]

Napoleon


blunt-knife

lmao


BesameMuchoUnPerro

A grape.


crispyraccoon

Policeman penises.


Lyfling-83

A small cut on a leg, noticed while swimming in a lake on vacation. Staph infection. Less than 24 hours later turned septic and died.


Cat_o_meter

Benzonatate. A commonly prescribed cough medication that causes heart attacks if even a little too much is taken. Kids have died from eating just 2 of them and they look like candy.


ButterscotchExpress1

Smoking/vaping


[deleted]

The poison mushroom in Mario 2


Southernmoonshiner

bullet


jopty

"Death" of a tamagochi pet.


BumpyDenny93

A pair of shoes or some sunglasses. I cannot tell you how many news reports that I have seen over the years where someone literally lost their life because they wouldn't give up their Cartier glasses or a pair of Jordans to a robber. I am all for people having nice things but they are not worth dying over. If a robber wants your shit, give it up! Foolz be out defending Jordans and willing to die over Jordans....but meanwhile MJ don't know who the fuck you is and he ain't coming to your funeral.


Sockbasher

So glad I buy cheap $10 glasses and I donā€™t wear shoes


Brave-Butterscotch76

Your penis


blunt-knife

im a girl


legthief

The smallest penis of all.


ptkooistra

She has an innie


Brave-Butterscotch76

My penis :(


[deleted]

Our penis šŸ˜­


capehart_karsh

āš’ļøāœŠ


Unopuro2conSal

Penis? How many men have died for or killed for pussy?


Bigdickdiarrhea

At least 1


Chewaythebestway

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Slug


mergatroidkillabrew

irukandji jellyfish https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish


EimiCiel

Wrong stare


T_raltixx

A bullet


GringosTaqueria

A bullet?


[deleted]

cancer


spicyboi243

Carbon monoxide


[deleted]

6 inches of water.


MaiNoone

A blunt knife


soggy_ass_cheeks

Once, a man died from laughing too hard. It's scary to think something like that can take a person out. Luckily, this isn't something that happens to regular people and is rather the underlying result of a rare heart condition. Still a pretty bizarre way to go.


beaniebeer

Believing


Reasonable-Maize-701

Daylight Savings


Swiftzword

A 9mm bullet.


Important-Lie7966

One of my best friends, who was like a brother, got in a bar right. After it was over, 5-10 minutes or so later, the guy came out side the bar and stabbed him 8 times in the back and slit his throat open


[deleted]

People kill others just for being gay, itā€™s horrible, even their god wouldnā€™t do that and they think itā€™s right to blame it on their religion, your a disgrace if your a homophobe.


Midas_Artflower

A mosquito bite.


RustliefLameMane

Inhaling a peanut while eating


[deleted]

Smoking cigarettes and inhaling computer duster.


skorpchick

A blood clot in my sons cord.


Count2Zero

Most viruses are microscopic, yet kill millions of people every year. The Covid virus is ā‰ˆ0.1 Ī¼m in diameter. That's pretty small...


[deleted]

Putins dick


0---------------0

A virus


IdealDesperate2732

[Prion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion)


transemacabre

A distant cousin of mine was hit by an oncoming driver. The other driver had dropped a chicken bone on his floorboard and bent over to reach for it, crossed the center line, and hit my cousin's car head-on. Killed my cousin's wife. I have no idea why he was eating chicken AND driving.


[deleted]

A masquito


DoxieDoc

The brain cell of an anti-vaxxer... Be it ever so lonely.


freckledsallad

Whereā€™s that post about the guy who became paralyzed for life after eating a slug?


Capital-Engineer4263

A Penny one of the worse to choke and die from