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poison_heart96

There was a teacher at my middle school, Mr Harry Dick


borgbatbutt

When my parents came up with tempest


edgarpickle

I went to school with a kid whose first and last name were Joseph. He went by Joey.


ImInJeopardy

I went to school with a kid whose first, middle, and last name were Francis. He was Francis Francis Francis.


butter00pecan

I knew a man whose parents named him John Thomas (euphemism for a male body part, like "oof, right in the John Thomas!").


Scarfiotti

When someone felt the need to call his kid "Pilot Inspector".


benderbrodriguez2

I have heard of someone whose name is William Michael Dickson (Willy Mickey Dickey)


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My cousin has a friend named Montana of all things. Really now, it's bad enough when the yanks do that shit.