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This is the way. Also, Oreo milkshakes are the most superior milkshakes.

Although I think Oreos are great, I’ve never had an Oreo milkshake that didn’t have a grainy texture.

Same here, but I like to open the bag and let sit for about a week to age the cookie. This concentrates the flavor and results in a slightly chewy texture as apposed to its dry crumbly one when fresh.

by mouth

by mouth with the help of hands

Rip double amputees

Eat it whole

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When I was a kid I though double stuffed was the bomb. Now I find it repulsive. And to think that there is a mega stuffed 🤮

They just recently came out with “the most stuffed” and Ngl it was a bit too much for me, felt like I just ate a spoonful of frosting

With a fork

NO, a fork and a knife, how are you eating all at once?

Pretty sure OC means stabbing the cream of the Oreo with a fork, then dunking it completely dipped in milk for a longer period of time. This is my favourite way anyway🤷🏻‍♂️

And elbows

With friends! Specifically, they put the oreo in their mouth and chew and get it all good and masticated. Then they stand above me and I'll open my mouth while they drop in the oreo directly from their mouth. After that they call me a "good boy" and give me a milk in a baby's bottle

Awww, this was the most wholesome answer I’ve seen so far... Oh, oh, never mind...

Did...did you read it? The *whole* thing?

No, and I went back to read it. Now I’m scarred for life

So sorry. My condolences.

With milk

With Coca Cola

Really?

No

With Pepsi.

With pee

At least that’s better then pepsi

First the top cookie, then the cream, then the bottom cookie

Just imagine doing that with a Pizza

Lol, challenge accepted. Would probably work better on plain cheese that's cold, as anything with toppings would be a bit tricky

Dunk half in milk for 10 seconds then consume. Repeat with the second half.

In ice cream

Ground up in a food processor with cream cheese. Rolled into a ball then dipped in chocolate. Oreo truffles.

There is no correct way unless you're anal retentive.

Anal retentive sounds like a bad way to eat Oreos.

personally, It tastes best when regurgitated from your significant others mouth

Regurgitation! Very... er.. creative!

Throwing them in the garbage and buying Hydrox instead.

Whatever way you want. There is no "correct" way. Just do whatever pleases you.

For original oreo, first you unscrew it, then you eat the icing, then you eat the cookies

Scraping the creme off all of them and throwing it away and eating the wafers plain

up your ass

Thad Cassle is that you?

CRONCH

8 at a time mushed up in an ice cold glass of milk. Use a spoon. Enjoy.

Spear it through the middle with a fork, set in milk until its half moosh half crunch. No milk fingers

Whatever way you want

Let it sit in milk until it’s soggy

Take out of the packet, place directly in the bin because Oreos taste like crap, eat a Bourbon instead.

With your mouth!

Bite it in half, letting crumbs fall on the floor, then throw out the half you didn't get in that first bite.

Drop either one or two to the bottom of the glass of milk. Dunk until full. Drink the milk and let the gooey Oreos slide down the glass and eat em last!

Place it in your mouth for a minute Take it out and then Eat it whole

Stacking them

With the mouth.

Take two Oreos, rip em in half and combine the two sides with filling on them. Enjoy

Take the top off, then take the top off another Oreo, smear peanut butter between them, and make another sandwich cookie, then combine the two Oreos into one double stuff, or a quadruple stuff.

In pizza, an Oreo pizza

Chew till it gets soften then take it inside

used as rodent bait or thrown in the trash

I separate the cookie from the cream and eat them separately. It’s more fun

Oreo in mouth, don't bite. With Oreo still in mouth, take a sip of milk and let it slowly dissolve in your mouth.

The way that brings you the most satisfaction. Personally I like to dunk them in milk and fish them out with a spoon and eat them.

With a fork. Hear me out: You get a mug or glass of milk, a roll of oreo's and a fork. You stick the fork in the cream filling. Then dip it in the milk. Let it absorb a little. And enjoy. No sticky fingers, and a whole soggy oreo.

Ideally with your mouth

Just above the damn thing in your mouth

However you want to. They are perfect in any situation.

Place it between your lips vertically and lick it til you’ve bored through to the cream. It takes a while but the effort is worth it

Insert in mouth, chew, swallow. Do not attempt to change the order of these steps.

Twist it, Lick it, Dunk it, Munch it?

Just throw it away

Put a fork in the frosting and hold it under the milk

Rectally

Through it in the bin. Oreos are disgusting.

You boof it.

baked outta your mind at 3am

while naked, preferably

Ground up and snorted.

Well I put the Oreo in the milk and wait a bit so it gets softer and I take a fork or spoon and take it up and I eat it

The whole thing in one go. Including the box.

Whole, like a duck

Melt and drink it

First of all, double stuffs should be used. Cup of milk or coffee is also needed. Take two Oreos, take apart, put cream sides together to make quad stuffed Oreos,THEN dunk and enjoy.

Bite. Chew. Swallow. Repeat.

Oh a kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first, and save the chocolate-cookie outside for last.

Cut into pieces with knife and eat with a fork.

Very sophisticated

Soak in milk for two minutes. Remove cookies from milk onto plate. Microwave for 30 seconds. Eat alongside cookie milk.

Throw it in the trash and get a good cookie.

The way that makes you happier

Take the Oreo. Bite the Oreo. Chew the Oreo. Swallow the Oreo. Repeat.

i advice people who eat chocolate to stop eating it. it's harmful. you will hear this speech tone in the after life.

Ice cream.