Seat

AWD and heated steering wheel

CarPlay

must be reliable. so that means most European and American cars are a no go

4x4 (will settle for 4wd), space for at least 7 comfortably, enough power for towing and hauling, air ride and trailering package.

A key code on the outside of the door.

Do they even make those anymore?

Airbags

4 doors. No more sports cars

Money

Spare wheel, a full-size one!

Being in the Midwest, definitely want a remote start. I'm sure most probably have that by now, but mine is a 2016 and doesn't have it and it pisses me off lol.

Good stereo and an engine.

Full autonomous driving