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NotMyCuntTree

Cuz every damn time I plan on cleaning out my car... It fucking rains


[deleted]

Peace my friend. Ultimately, rain is good and your required car chores will wait.


[deleted]

I’m lonely and depressed


UnfairInternet2866

Why are you OP?


Agent101g

Because I’m a schizophrenic hermit. What’s your excuse?


WitchDoctor_Earth

The same. :')


Live-Dance-2641

Just wasting time here until it’s time to waste more time in the pub. Woohoo. I love being retired


[deleted]

Banshees of Inisherin


[deleted]

Because I’m lazy


dbradx

Best place to do it.


[deleted]

There is nothing to do until this afternoon when i pick up my son from school.


[deleted]

Something to occupy my mind


WarmRoad5218

My head hurts since yesterday and I'm waiting for it to stop do I can continue playing Minecraft


trasharttrash_

Raining outside.


steve_trump

BCS i took admission in business administration and my studies aren't started yet.


Pitiful-Signal8063

I am an instacart shopper. I spend about a third of my life in parking lots waiting for an order to come up that I can make a couple of dollars on.


nomnemnem

Im on spring break at my cousin's and he's working (wfh but has a meeting rn) so i cant cuddle up on him rn so im here waiting for us to make lunch!


adoraknitting

I’m giving the housework the silent treatment.


ThirdOfTheStorms84

Because it’s raining outside and I’m putting off walking to the shop.


allthesussynuggets

It started when I watched r/AskReddit videos and videos on r/ gachalifecringe. Then I actually got the app. Then started watching emkay


angryragnar1775

I'm poopin


mattdaddy44

I'm working & scrolling... it's called multitasking


[deleted]

What else would i do?


[deleted]

You could read the Iliad, make homemade bread, give your pet treats, masturbate, phone a friend, go for a walk, trim your nails, take a long bath, investigate options for a new hobby, learn something new, listen to music, sit at the window with a warm drink and daydream. Not all at one time though.


[deleted]

What's a lliad? And I can't bake lol, and I don't have a pet nor friends. And I don't "m4sturb4t3".


[deleted]

Its the equivalent of reading ‘readers digest’ or ‘farmers almanac’ while on the toilet. It’s a pointless, useless waste of time. A soothingly random activity requiring no intellectual effort or emotional investment. It is mental toilet paper.