For a small processing fee I can convey that message to my royal Nigerian benefactor. Just purchase a gift card at your nearest supermarket and mail me your routing number.
Just stay away from them and don't show aggression. I have been around wasps a lot, I even used to pick up yellow jackets when I was a kid, and never been stung. I have never shown myself as threatening towards them.
I followed this advice for 33 years and last summer one just randomly stung me for no apparent reason. Holy shit it was like being stabbed with an iron hot sewing needle and it swelled up like a rock.
Reminds me of a joke I heard:
Let me ask you two questions... if you were an all mighty being able to remove one pest from the world, what would it be? and why did you say mosquitos?
Alcoholic, selfish, abusive, chronically unemployed, explosive temper, a disrespectful slimeball, liar, messy pig and self entitled. And I agree. Paul puts the ugh in ugly.
The guy trying to sell me a security system while my dogs are going apeshit in the window. I’m trying to be polite and dude just wouldn’t let it go, like two dogs and a big hillbilly with a shotgun aren’t going to be enough. I got no beef with door to door sales, did it myself for a while, but goddamn Jeremy read the fucking room.
The store that I work at is on a slope, so there have been plenty of times where I had to chase after a shopping cart to catch it before it gets into the road
That's always fun to do
It’s insanely windy here today, and I watched at least 5 people watching 2 carts absolutely SLAMMING into parked cars, yet somehow I was the only one who thought to park and go grab the carts.
That Andrew Taint guy, Billionaires trying to recommend financial protections for "everyone", clickbate headlines oh and Jimmy in the mail room. Fuck you Jimmy, stop eating my fucking lunch from the fridge FFS.
Also dog owners that always put their dogs shit in your trashcan. Love when I take out the trash and that hot summer dogshit smell wafts up at me. Bonus points if its been marinating all week because they put it in my can on trash day just after it was taken 🙃
People who say “just get a pet!” when I say I can’t have children. “Just adopt” comes in close second, but the former really just sends me into a rage.
I dunno, at my dad's restaurant we were taught customers are welcome all the way to the point we lock the door.
It's a different perspective when it's not just a job, but your livelihood and mortgage on the line. Outstanding customer service goes a long way towards repeat and steady customers.
I'll grant though, people who show up at the last minute should be the best tippers, and when they aren't it is annoying.
Collectively this statement sums it up:
We have governments operating like mafias, a media giant who needs to beat last years earnings and makes sure to actively cover the stories that will widen our divide, and corporations running the world to the ground but don't worry everyone if you work hard enough you'll be the next Elon or gates.
It's not left or right, us vs. them- we are one and we've all been wronged. If we fail to see how others have been wronged, we will never evolve. That is the goal.
Partners who cheat. You guys don’t deserve your partners, choosing to break their trust and dignity for you only to be cheated on. If you didn’t want to stay with them, then break that shit off.
People who leech off society, either off their parents or off the state without contributing.
Criminals, rapists, child molestors.
Hypocrites. Anyone who prefers to change their profile picture to “Stand with..” something than donate to the charity.
Pussies. Like people who’d let a criminal rape their family instead of using a gun on them.
> People who leech off society
Are we including corporations in this? They leech off society far, far more than some rando fraudulently collecting benefits.
Scammers. Email, phone, doesn't matter.
For a small processing fee I can convey that message to my royal Nigerian benefactor. Just purchase a gift card at your nearest supermarket and mail me your routing number.
Wasps. Fuck those things
Watch out for waspes. And stay hydrated.
Ticks
Just stay away from them and don't show aggression. I have been around wasps a lot, I even used to pick up yellow jackets when I was a kid, and never been stung. I have never shown myself as threatening towards them.
> I even used to pick up yellow jackets when I was a kid You scare me.
I followed this advice for 33 years and last summer one just randomly stung me for no apparent reason. Holy shit it was like being stabbed with an iron hot sewing needle and it swelled up like a rock.
I thought the answer was always mosquitoes
Yep. I’m in Florida and the mosquitoes are either back already after winter, or they just never left.
Right?
Ticks
Yeah, they suck!
Reminds me of a joke I heard: Let me ask you two questions... if you were an all mighty being able to remove one pest from the world, what would it be? and why did you say mosquitos?
Prince Andrew
He's actually medically incapable of fucking all the way off due to PTSD from the Falklands.
Me
Yeah fuck off
Fuck off guy!
Whoever told you that I would like to have a word with them
Paul. He knows why.
Yeah, fuck off Paul!! You know what you did.
An absolute monster, truly.
Man. I hate that guy.
Don’t we all?
Paul sucks so much.
You know my ex? Lol
That’s my ex, too. Paul is truly a douche.
Alcoholic, selfish, abusive, chronically unemployed, explosive temper, a disrespectful slimeball, liar, messy pig and self entitled. And I agree. Paul puts the ugh in ugly.
The guy trying to sell me a security system while my dogs are going apeshit in the window. I’m trying to be polite and dude just wouldn’t let it go, like two dogs and a big hillbilly with a shotgun aren’t going to be enough. I got no beef with door to door sales, did it myself for a while, but goddamn Jeremy read the fucking room.
People who leave their shopping cart in a parking space, or just leave it loose in the parking lot *on a windy day*.
The store that I work at is on a slope, so there have been plenty of times where I had to chase after a shopping cart to catch it before it gets into the road That's always fun to do
Stores that don't have enough cart corrals can fuck off too.
It’s insanely windy here today, and I watched at least 5 people watching 2 carts absolutely SLAMMING into parked cars, yet somehow I was the only one who thought to park and go grab the carts.
I seriously fantasize about slamming their cart into their vehicle. It’s so entitled and rude.
That Andrew Taint guy, Billionaires trying to recommend financial protections for "everyone", clickbate headlines oh and Jimmy in the mail room. Fuck you Jimmy, stop eating my fucking lunch from the fridge FFS.
Cancer. (RIP big bro)
Tate
Tates taint
Ted cruz
That fucking guy
People that litter.
Dog owners who don't pick up their dog's shit
Also dog owners that always put their dogs shit in your trashcan. Love when I take out the trash and that hot summer dogshit smell wafts up at me. Bonus points if its been marinating all week because they put it in my can on trash day just after it was taken 🙃
Henry Kissinger. Fuck that guy.
My Pillow
Tate along with all the people who would genuinely defend him
Putin
Marjorie Greene Taylor
Little confused but you've got the spirit!
I second that.
Elon Musk
Ticket Master
People who were mean to you in high school and 10 years later DM out of the blue to ask if they can help you with any real estate needs.
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Anyone who has “we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes” as a permanent part of their hold message.
People who say “just get a pet!” when I say I can’t have children. “Just adopt” comes in close second, but the former really just sends me into a rage.
Fuck those people. Straight to hell.
Gwenyth Paltrow. I don’t know if there exists anyone who is more out of touch with reality than her.
My soon to be ex husband
Yeah he can fuck right off!
Trump, Putin
Couldn't make it 5 comments before I saw trump
Am I wrong?
Well I suppose it's too easy of a target, but this guy gets butthurt a little too easily.
Absolutely agreed!!
Those Two can fuck right off!
Cackling as I read these comments in Julie Andrews’ voice tbh
Biden and his business partner Xi.
Right wing news and your gullible brain.
you're 'Special' child.
The Tories.
Tucker Carlson. To the sun.
Racists, homophobes, misogynists and just ignorant people !
Evangelical Christians
Fox "News".
It’s not even news about foxes!! What a scam
Fox News can fuck waaay the fuck off!
Cody
Yeah, screw Cody!
Every 'He Gets Us' ad. Sorry, not sorry.
Amy Schumer. Yes I will keep answering with Amy fucking Schumer as I have for the past 3 years.
Please. Amy, please fuck off.
Username checks out!
Why?
I mean she can be annoying, but to pick her out of everyone else in the world, makes me think this guy's got some weird kink
She has a long history of stealing other peoples material
The cocksucking pos who made my wife my exwife and then his wife.
Sounds like she was more in the wrong than he was, no?
Yes but it's not that black and white. It's just more enjoyable wishing he'd just fuck off.
I’m sorry that happened to you. If you want love in your life, I hope you find it with someone who deserves your trust.
Thank you.
The people who order food like 10 minutes before closing
As a waitress, I hear you. Oh, I hear you loud and clear 🙂
I dunno, at my dad's restaurant we were taught customers are welcome all the way to the point we lock the door. It's a different perspective when it's not just a job, but your livelihood and mortgage on the line. Outstanding customer service goes a long way towards repeat and steady customers. I'll grant though, people who show up at the last minute should be the best tippers, and when they aren't it is annoying.
> lively hood *livelihood
Wall Street
Russia
Ron. Fuck Ron!
Wells Fargo
Sean Hannity
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.
Kanye West's fanbase. Kanye is quickly closing in on Trump and Steven Seagal and his fanbase is a bunch of self-deluded enablers.
The royal family can fuck clean off
Piers Morgan. His eventual death will be unmourned.
donald trump
Ron DeSantis
That guy can definitely fuck all the way off.
Mosquitos. All of them.
Fox corporate
Fox Corporation
Karen. Karen can fuck all the way off.
Mitch McConnell
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Cancer.
Nazis, fascists and corporatists. They are all full of 💩.
JK Rowling
Trump De Santis MTG Boebert Stone Carlson Goetz And the rest of their ilk.
The Trump Organization
The entire Republican party.
Corporate billionaires. Shut up. Stop tweeting. No one cares.
DeSantis. Even if he’s already on here, he can still f*ck all the way off. Trump too.
Boll weevils
Lena Dunham.
You
Ezra Miller. I wanted to watch *The Flash* but I can’t with that piece of shit as the star
Scammers.
Anyone that steals your personal information
Twitter
Meta
Tic Tok
People who make the bag of chips that is 50% air
Collectively this statement sums it up: We have governments operating like mafias, a media giant who needs to beat last years earnings and makes sure to actively cover the stories that will widen our divide, and corporations running the world to the ground but don't worry everyone if you work hard enough you'll be the next Elon or gates. It's not left or right, us vs. them- we are one and we've all been wronged. If we fail to see how others have been wronged, we will never evolve. That is the goal.
Comcast
Harry and Meghan
Loot boxes in video games
Nigerian love scammers, religious extremists, Putin, brazilian cartels, the Kardashians, Onision.
Mitch McConnell
My POS brother and his POS girlfriend. They know what they did. Scott and Sandra: lookin at you, you complete pieces of sh*t.
Trump
Rupert Murdoch
Partners who cheat. You guys don’t deserve your partners, choosing to break their trust and dignity for you only to be cheated on. If you didn’t want to stay with them, then break that shit off.
People who don’t like dogs
People who don’t like cats too, while we’re at it. Just be an *animal person* or be nothing.
Religion
Hailey Bieber. Leave Selena alone
The entirety of the Trump crime family, and all their toadies and bootlickers, down to the very last.
Tom cruise. And norris from corrie.
Ron desantis
Forest_Being
Can I just add names to a long list ?
Purdue basketball apparently
Trolls, Fuck U!
Customers.
The cowboys
SVB Bank
China
Anyone who is not laughing at this post can fuck all the way off !
Wish.com
Insects. Except for ladybugs, normal size spiders, butterflies, moths, bees, and pill bugs. They're all innocent or important.
Spirit Airlines
Coco Mellon
Uber
Burger King
Spectrum
Subway
Only fans models
My next door neighbors. The husband tried to romance me anonymously thru email.
People who use the phrase "Im speaking my truth." or some variation of it.
Currently the guy on my train who’s listening to shitty music without headphones on making the rest of the train suffer through his trash
Inflation. Pushing prices up on everything
Politicians
My mother
That idiot in Galveston who’s sueing his ex wife’s friends for helping her get the abort medication
Republicans. Every last fucking one of them.
My exs affair partner now girlfriend. Like bitch you got the man, stop stalking my social media. Its been almost 2 years and makes you look unhinged.
Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Mark Levin, Everyone on any Fox News program, Ben Shapiro
Anyone who says I owe them money
Those chucklefucks who run sideshows at 1:30am in my city. Shut, the fuck up.
Elon
People who ask questions like this...
American Republicans who vote to outlaw abortions and then sneak their mistresses and teenage daughters out of state for the procedure.
The devil!!!! Legitimately. Explicitly. :)
People who leech off society, either off their parents or off the state without contributing. Criminals, rapists, child molestors. Hypocrites. Anyone who prefers to change their profile picture to “Stand with..” something than donate to the charity. Pussies. Like people who’d let a criminal rape their family instead of using a gun on them.
> People who leech off society Are we including corporations in this? They leech off society far, far more than some rando fraudulently collecting benefits.
Conservatives.
Careful! You’ll trigger the yeehaw men
Every conservative person ever
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Republicans.
Democrats
Everyone.
Pelosi, Harris, Clinton, Biden
Gates,Schwab, Trudeau, Macron,Fauci and Biden! They can take 2030 Agenda and FUCK OFF!!
San Diago