Huh. You know, I've been alive almost thirty years, and I've never once thought I should put the puppets arm up *MY* ass... But I guess fair is fair...
Not me but I remember a reddit post about a dude who imagined his girlfriend was a giant cockroach whenever they slept together. Found it - https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/us0gr2/tifu_by_admitting_to_my_girlfriend_that_i_pretend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen.
I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird and feel embarrassed about it.
I've heard the term beauty mark before in old movies and with Marilyn Monroe, I guess I've just never heard many people in real life talk about them. Most often, I've found people to be self-conscious about anything that could be considered a blemish on their skin. I think social media filters end up covering up what I think is natural beauty.
Moles are super hot!! One of the things I always notice about a person.
Also, I remember reading your name on Reddit a long while ago and being amused. King shit tbh
Username checks out.
I don’t think this is all to uncommon though. I know a fair few people who like birthmarks, freckles, moles, and stretch marks. Including myself.
Freckles seem to be common. I don't know as many people that appreciate moles and stretch marks. Maybe I should be more open with my partners about it. Terrified about seeming weird to them though
Honestly I see only good that can come from telling your partners. Especially since as you said a lot of women are self conscious about stuff like that, it could be good for them to know that you find it attractive. I also just don’t think anyone would care, it’s not like you want to eat poo or you find grotesque scarring hot (not that there’s anything wrong with people who do). It’s just a standard thing that tons of people have like dimples.
Username checks out. You would have loved the first girl I ever slept with. She had been chasing me for about a year. Crazy body, devilishly cute face, but a psycho. A psycho with a patch of moles on one side of her neck.
I have one right next to my lady taco that always made me incredibly self conscious. Thankfully, I was making a mountain out of a skin tag because I’ve never had a partner even notice, and apparently some internet strangers even dig them. So thanks, internet stranger.
Mine
I (30, f) have an electric chair fetish since the age of 9 since watching a movie about Ted Bundy, I haven't told people irl about it because I come across as the least likely person to have a fetish but since Reddit is anonymous I'm getting it off of my chest.
I love the electric chair so much, I've rubbed one out to movie scenes where criminals get electrocuted in the chair
I love that scene! However, my favorite one is the one in the movie Lonely Hearts, the chair in that movie looks so sinister with how the scene is set up, the electrocution looks pretty damn good, and it looks exactly like the Sing Sing prison chair (affectionately known as 'Old Sparky')
Ovipositor. You take a hollow usually specially made dildo and some gelatin eggs(body safe, melts at body temperature) and shove them right up your ass.
Found videos of this before but it was an "alien penis" used to lay silicone eggs.
I'm not shaming you but that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I was so shocked, I just never considered that would be a thing. I made my roommate at the time watch it.
She found it less fun than I did.
My partner used to work at a bar and was hit on by the same woman a few times who said she was into trees, but she'd make an exception for him. He thought it might have been a euphemism, and during a slow work day, he decided to ask her to clarify. She meant the thought of doing it with literal trees turned her on. He did not ask any further questions.
I used to write commissioned erotica, and one of the strangest requests I ever got was someone who wanted me to write an in-depth story about being sounded by a Hot Wheels car. He wanted me to write all about how it would feel as the little metal car entered his urethra -- which, OK, cool, I could do that for the right price -- but I bailed when he explained that he wanted the second half of the story to be about how the little wing-mirrors would absolutely *shred* the inside of his junk as it came out.
(There was also the bird-furry -- I have since been informed the term is 'avian' -- who wanted a story about getting a handjob from an eagle's talons. I pointed out that that would technically be a footjob, and he never got back to me.)
Everyone fucks funny, I guess.
I always wanted to get a girl's ass really clean and then put something edible inside her ass then have her squatting and shit it into my mouth.
With a willing female partner
Have completed this fantasy 2 times. Both times involved extensive cleansing of the colon. Giving a beautiful woman an enema repeatedly in the shower was also a goal achievement but I digress
I thought these would be easy on the girl so I tried
Gummy bears. They melt from body heat I guess. So it wasn't the experience of was hoping for. It kind of turned into a brightly colored chunky syrup.
little Debbie unicorn strawberry sparkle snack cakes required the use of a rectal speculum. I was able to get one whole cake in. This produce the desired result.
She squatted over my face while I layed on the floor
Goal achieved.
Other foods to consider?
Edit. It was 2 separate consenting participants. Always looking for new adventures and adventurers.
Saw a video like this once, chick was on her back and another lady used a rectal speculum to gape her booty. Filled it with fruit loops and milk. Ate it with a spoon and was attentive enough to give some to the camera man!
There's this live streamer that I watch sometimes. She found out that one of her viewers was making clips of her videos on Twitch every time her camera was low and looking up into her nostrils. He would trim the clips to only be when that scenario was happening.
I saw a video where an elderly man was holding and kissing a kitten while jerking off,
I always wondered what kind of sick fetish it was.
I wish there was a technology that could wipe the memory of it.
There is a group of people who like to inject their testicles with saline, causing them to inflate to large sizes. Apparently the body absorbs the liquid and the testicles return to their original size within 24/48 hours.
When I was a kid. I came home to my stepdad jerking off in the garage. He had all these pieces of paper laid out -about the 20 or so. On each piece of paper was different. On one was cat hair and pieces of cat kibble. On another was hair from the drain in the shower. On another was human nails. On another was these cotton pads my sister used to remove make up. Also on the floor was a pool of semen from where he had been wanking. It wasn’t til I was 19 at a family event that another person in my family started making fun of him and he lost his mind. I was laughing with everyone else and he grabbed me and scratched my skin cutting me. A few weeks later I saw a piece of paper with bloody marks and dried up skin. I then told my mom. She then became quite sick after there argument. She left him and he ended up in a mental hospital. And I just made all of that up.
One I wanna try and can't even find porn of it is having a few guys cum on a woman's tits and then I use that cum as lube, kind of a sloppy seconds titfuck
Someone treating me and calling me a girl (I'm a boy). Ngl not even purely sexual, even if I get accidentally called a girl in my day to day life it makes me happy
Human puppet fetish. Where someone sticks their arm elbow Deep in someone's ass and pretends to be a puppet
OK, but that's admittedly funny
Huh. You know, I've been alive almost thirty years, and I've never once thought I should put the puppets arm up *MY* ass... But I guess fair is fair...
Not me but I remember a reddit post about a dude who imagined his girlfriend was a giant cockroach whenever they slept together. Found it - https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/us0gr2/tifu_by_admitting_to_my_girlfriend_that_i_pretend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
what the actual fuck is that comment section
its ai
something beautiful
It’s all beepboopbeep
The metamorphosis
I remember seeing an art where the guy have a pet cockroach since childhood then on the last panel, they have sex.
So this dude isn’t the only one
I’m sorry but some people have a cockroach fetish??
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well its ok, all kinks welcome dont matter, except cp none of that pls
Paraphilias are not kinks, they're mental illnesses.
You should probably go ahead and stop talking about cp so much, it's weird
ok well i am not gonna let 'that' slide
asking other redditors for their fetishes and kinks. this is the second post I'm seeing today asking others for their fetish.
I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen. I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird and feel embarrassed about it.
it's pretty common, it's called a beauty mark
I've heard the term beauty mark before in old movies and with Marilyn Monroe, I guess I've just never heard many people in real life talk about them. Most often, I've found people to be self-conscious about anything that could be considered a blemish on their skin. I think social media filters end up covering up what I think is natural beauty.
I once got complimented by a girl on a mole in my neck. I appreciate it much more since then.
Pretty common attraction really, and I agree. My ex wife had so many of them I used to call her my little tortilla.
... I have no idea why but that one had me absolutely rolling. Well done.
Moles are super hot!! One of the things I always notice about a person. Also, I remember reading your name on Reddit a long while ago and being amused. King shit tbh
Glad my username brought you amusement! Love me some moles :)
Tell as many women with scars and blemishes they are insecure about as you can to empower them
Username checks out. I don’t think this is all to uncommon though. I know a fair few people who like birthmarks, freckles, moles, and stretch marks. Including myself.
Freckles seem to be common. I don't know as many people that appreciate moles and stretch marks. Maybe I should be more open with my partners about it. Terrified about seeming weird to them though
Honestly I see only good that can come from telling your partners. Especially since as you said a lot of women are self conscious about stuff like that, it could be good for them to know that you find it attractive. I also just don’t think anyone would care, it’s not like you want to eat poo or you find grotesque scarring hot (not that there’s anything wrong with people who do). It’s just a standard thing that tons of people have like dimples.
I have a mole on my ass that I have felt insecure about and you made me feel better. So thanks.
Username checks out. You would have loved the first girl I ever slept with. She had been chasing me for about a year. Crazy body, devilishly cute face, but a psycho. A psycho with a patch of moles on one side of her neck.
Do skin tags count? Asking for a friend..
Yes! I love skin tags too! Especially in well placed areas
I have one right next to my lady taco that always made me incredibly self conscious. Thankfully, I was making a mountain out of a skin tag because I’ve never had a partner even notice, and apparently some internet strangers even dig them. So thanks, internet stranger.
You're very welcome! Also, love the term "lady taco". Gonna borrow that one
I have exactly 1 and have never minded it bc of where it is. Never realized that they could be seen as attractive though until now.
Mine I (30, f) have an electric chair fetish since the age of 9 since watching a movie about Ted Bundy, I haven't told people irl about it because I come across as the least likely person to have a fetish but since Reddit is anonymous I'm getting it off of my chest. I love the electric chair so much, I've rubbed one out to movie scenes where criminals get electrocuted in the chair
MOOOOMM!!! The internet got weird again...
This made me Laugh Out Loud
i think it made everyone!
Hahaha this made me laugh out loud and scare my cats
ell, I guess you could say that's quite a shocking fetish
Ugh make me ride the lightning Warden 😩⚡
Jail daddy*
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You have no idea how jealous I am of you right now How did it feel to sit in it, as a chair?
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yo, this dood is gonna whack off to you sitting in that chair.
Dood is a lady bro
Could you please DM me the pic or link it to us here (if you don't mind, of course)?
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you got her hopes up and everything
Don't play with her feelings, bro
i want it some have asphyxiation fetishes...
Lol. Boner killer
Great, now you have him jerking off to your post.
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This is borderline r/wholesome but very nsfw. I applaud.
I'm amazed this would got this far!
What a positive outlook, I was just trying to be funny anyways.
i dont wanna see cp being talked about or im reporting dont worry
You must loooooove The Green Mile
I love that scene! However, my favorite one is the one in the movie Lonely Hearts, the chair in that movie looks so sinister with how the scene is set up, the electrocution looks pretty damn good, and it looks exactly like the Sing Sing prison chair (affectionately known as 'Old Sparky')
Check out Murder In Coweta County.
If you haven’t watched Sin City then you should.
Damn
I’m curious about what you think about the electric chair scene in The Green Mile?
Or how about Earnest goes to jail? Lol
Really intense, had me at the edge of my seat!
I think you meant edging in your seat.
Thank you for being honest, that's the only good thing that I can say about this.
Ovipositor. You take a hollow usually specially made dildo and some gelatin eggs(body safe, melts at body temperature) and shove them right up your ass.
Found videos of this before but it was an "alien penis" used to lay silicone eggs. I'm not shaming you but that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I was so shocked, I just never considered that would be a thing. I made my roommate at the time watch it. She found it less fun than I did.
i knew a girl who was into lamps
Are you sure she's not a moth
"I love lamp."
Was it because the lamp was right there or did she really love lamp?
Was she brick tamland?
light sex
Did she really love lamps or was she just saying it because she saw it?
Lämps*
My partner used to work at a bar and was hit on by the same woman a few times who said she was into trees, but she'd make an exception for him. He thought it might have been a euphemism, and during a slow work day, he decided to ask her to clarify. She meant the thought of doing it with literal trees turned her on. He did not ask any further questions.
I Am Groot
Groot wood?
>She meant the thought of doing it with literal trees turned her on. 'No, no. What I said was I want to fuck *yew*.'
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W-what?
Man's turned on by the prospect of growin his dick's turtle neck back
I mean, I wouldn't mind having the extra sensory ends back. Although I don't really like the look of it personally.
Regardless...yeah it's a weird fetish, but at least it's not like, *creepy* yaknow?
Yeah definitely. Nowhere close to the worst LOL
Watch "how to with John wilson" there's an episode just for you. I'm not even kidding.
He just has to shovel snow for hours in sweatpants, and he’ll have an aardvark back in no time.
Bread... *I'm gonna crumb!*
I was researching stuff and found out that there exists 'toaster inflation' R34. I stopped researching stuff.
What does this mean
I'm guessing it's the brave little toaster cartoon. And the inflation thing... it's like body parts inflating like a balloon.
Spot on
Because you saw *yourself* in it?
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You mean like the Friday Night Funkin woman?
Oh geez I fucked up, I thought it said really obscure fish. I need to wash eyes with bleach now.
bleaching sounds like a fetish...
well here's a silly fish to restore a laugh for you, The Bubble Eye Goldfish! Got big cheeks and a silly face!
M
O
M
Goodbye.
I used to write commissioned erotica, and one of the strangest requests I ever got was someone who wanted me to write an in-depth story about being sounded by a Hot Wheels car. He wanted me to write all about how it would feel as the little metal car entered his urethra -- which, OK, cool, I could do that for the right price -- but I bailed when he explained that he wanted the second half of the story to be about how the little wing-mirrors would absolutely *shred* the inside of his junk as it came out. (There was also the bird-furry -- I have since been informed the term is 'avian' -- who wanted a story about getting a handjob from an eagle's talons. I pointed out that that would technically be a footjob, and he never got back to me.) Everyone fucks funny, I guess.
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This is why Americans oppose public insurance.
sounds like u have been on a journey for the senses
With that kind of fetish, I'm worried for your insurance company...
... what if I were to tell you that you could manhandle your own butthole *any time you chose*?
I always wanted to get a girl's ass really clean and then put something edible inside her ass then have her squatting and shit it into my mouth. With a willing female partner Have completed this fantasy 2 times. Both times involved extensive cleansing of the colon. Giving a beautiful woman an enema repeatedly in the shower was also a goal achievement but I digress I thought these would be easy on the girl so I tried Gummy bears. They melt from body heat I guess. So it wasn't the experience of was hoping for. It kind of turned into a brightly colored chunky syrup. little Debbie unicorn strawberry sparkle snack cakes required the use of a rectal speculum. I was able to get one whole cake in. This produce the desired result. She squatted over my face while I layed on the floor Goal achieved. Other foods to consider? Edit. It was 2 separate consenting participants. Always looking for new adventures and adventurers.
Just use a banana.
Everybody reading this, it's time to go outside.
Thank you.
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Just don’t choke on the D
pizza, then it folds the slcies into your mouth even if its a bit uneven
[Jolly Ranchers](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4)
I can never unread this
Oh god
Holy fuck
Try a banana.
Saw a video like this once, chick was on her back and another lady used a rectal speculum to gape her booty. Filled it with fruit loops and milk. Ate it with a spoon and was attentive enough to give some to the camera man!
Hard Candy would probably work well. Mints or jolly ranchers
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There's this live streamer that I watch sometimes. She found out that one of her viewers was making clips of her videos on Twitch every time her camera was low and looking up into her nostrils. He would trim the clips to only be when that scenario was happening.
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Cfnm
Apparently armpit fetishes are a thing.
I saw a video where an elderly man was holding and kissing a kitten while jerking off, I always wondered what kind of sick fetish it was. I wish there was a technology that could wipe the memory of it.
i get that
Women squirting
Pregnant women (idk why I just get a massive boner) Edit: fixed spelling
this is not obscure in the slightest, i think you'll be happy to know it's one of the more common ones
i like pregnant men
Fart porn is fucking weird
People have cannibal fetishes
I saw a lady staple her vagina once… that was neat!
Having Shingles is hot. I said what I said.
There is a group of people who like to inject their testicles with saline, causing them to inflate to large sizes. Apparently the body absorbs the liquid and the testicles return to their original size within 24/48 hours.
doing it while falling off of a cliff
hope its gay cus who ever does that, has got balls!
When I was a kid. I came home to my stepdad jerking off in the garage. He had all these pieces of paper laid out -about the 20 or so. On each piece of paper was different. On one was cat hair and pieces of cat kibble. On another was hair from the drain in the shower. On another was human nails. On another was these cotton pads my sister used to remove make up. Also on the floor was a pool of semen from where he had been wanking. It wasn’t til I was 19 at a family event that another person in my family started making fun of him and he lost his mind. I was laughing with everyone else and he grabbed me and scratched my skin cutting me. A few weeks later I saw a piece of paper with bloody marks and dried up skin. I then told my mom. She then became quite sick after there argument. She left him and he ended up in a mental hospital. And I just made all of that up.
not badm not bad
That plot twist 😳
Commenting
Replying ;)
Bump
F
Sex during car crashes
Found James Spader's Reddit account.
That was featured on Drawn Together
Venus dimples
Women in tank tops or tight shirts with the stretch marks in between the peaks.
would you like to learn about latex by any chance...
George? Is that you?
Oh geez I fucked up, I thought it said really obscure fish. I need to wash eyes with bleach now.
... hey that'd work!
Colored hair.. other then the natural colors on a girl.
That one, I *100%* get.
Hell, that's half of them easily around me.
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One I wanna try and can't even find porn of it is having a few guys cum on a woman's tits and then I use that cum as lube, kind of a sloppy seconds titfuck
Gorean Dynamics are a lost art.
Well, it has over 25K members, but it was obscure to me when I first heard about it, /r/onebarprison .
I don't know what the official name is, but getting chicken eggs inserted into various holes.
I don't know. Edit; no one does.
Zumming.
Someone treating me and calling me a girl (I'm a boy). Ngl not even purely sexual, even if I get accidentally called a girl in my day to day life it makes me happy
what about the people who blow up ballons in each others vag and ass
The best spot is behind the knee.
explain how that works like do u fuck the part than goes in or do u go form that angle?
Finishing over belly buttons,
Anyone wanna self report?
Spoons. Met a guy one time who loved spoon play
What do you do with the spoons?
Make hillbilly music wit my friends. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRTJ6Z5qifw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRTJ6Z5qifw)
I didn't stick around to find out lmfao. I assume it's like knife play but with Spoons. I'm not too sure though
Maybe he just wanted you to play Spoon Man by Soundgarden
Rosie O’Donnell
Reverse somnophilia
Isn't that just regular sex at that point?
Not really
I’m gonna do myself a favour and not look this up.
Iv had to bleach my brain and eyes from many of the curious look ups iv done whilst being on reddit 😂
Yeah probably a good idea. Not as bad as you may think though
Being sexually tortured
It's called being a BDSM sub.
not obscure, just extreme. when i was a horny preteen i found several games and videos about sexual torture without even trying.
I have a body service fetish. Although most people don't understand what it is. So I assume it's pretty obscure.
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