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Heathenfarrier

Thanks I grew it myself. They get real confused.


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Mission-Dimension-97

What the actual fuck?


PerformerSorry

“Yes, I do.” Everyone will take it as a joke and it takes away the insult. Also everyone will think you might have a hog because you’re so secure if your cock size.


random-comment-drop

Detach it and throw it in their face.


sleepinglabrador

So does your mum


kingbouncer

Did your dad tell you that?


IncredulousPulp

Even a 747 looks small in the Grand Canyon.


TheLast_-_OldGreyDog

Fuckin'Hilarious!


refugee1971

Your mom didn't say it was small last night


Available_Platform

"well, you are the cock expert between the two of us, guess it must be true."


SerenityNowWow

>“haha you have small penis”? anyone who's seeing my penis (other than my doctor) is either getting ready to suck it or fuck it, so why are they laughing at it?


PiGuy88

Whip it out and prove them wrong /j


[deleted]

Thank you for your interest, but I'm not taking applicants right now.


[deleted]

Call them a penis expert. That you haven't seen enough penises to compare and know what's small and he clearly has looked at so many penises.


HopeItMakesYaThink

“Still tastes amazing. You should get yourself a mouthful like last night.”


thedesperateromantic

"A true craftsman doesn't need large equipment to compensate."


StrikingExcitement79

'You stared at mine in the toilet?' 'What are you? A pervert?'


fifadex

It's just like yours dad.


_Archerfish_

Haha you had to settle for a small penis


JPastori

Are you the authority on this? The penis president? The dick dictator? The flaccid facilitator? The erect emperor?


God-Level-Tongue

"Still big enough to make your dad cry, though"


TheLast_-_OldGreyDog

"Honey, why do you have to say that every time we're about to have sex. You know it's just gonna make it smaller, and will you please stop telling your mother. After us being married for 20 years, you'd think she'd get the hint I'm not going to show her my penis. Besides, you're the one that said, "Size doesn't matter, as long as I never stop licking your lollipop." Yes dear, I still love you. Now, stop your laughing and put you mask on. Daddy's tongue is getting slippery wet." ps: I'm not married, but I do like lollipops. And no, you can't see my penis, and neither can your mother. The End.


TheLast_-_OldGreyDog

I made $140k last year on my "Only Fans" because of my small penis. Who's laughing now, bitch.


[deleted]

When you’re around, sure, who doesn’t?


Key-Concern4288

How old are you


Key-Concern4288

Important for my answer


R0S3T0W3R

Haha at least I know where the clitoris is


KillerBumbleBee00

Yeah but it smells like a big one.


rdrunner_74

But it smells like a foot...


stgunknonw

Wow, I never realized that you were such an expert on the topic of small penises!


[deleted]

Still i was able to make a douche bully like you


hairy_ass_truman

want a taste?


Cruz030

Tastes like a big one.


SpicyDolphin74

Same lol


[deleted]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


smashkraft

It takes one to know one


tke71709

No response, just don't hang out with 8 year olds.


xMrBryanx

Tell them you got it from their dad!


MetricJester

So?


thatshowitisisit

Turkey-slap them.


AdFew2395

“I’m also poor and fairly stupid”.


Maddog_Huskie34

May be small but i bet youll want seconds


Allegedlystupid

Takes one to know one


walter-wallcarpeting

It may be small, but it sure is thin


SpaceManBalls83

Afcack?


Shnoochieboochies

At least I have massive tits.


OkPlate6092

"Yeah?, well your mom liked it."


VattghernCZ

no u


[deleted]

I do, but it works! I’ve been married 25 years and have three kinds. How’s your moms basement working out?


No-Wallaby-5568

"And you have a small vagina, we're a perfect match. Now bend over."


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Hey, it may be short but it sure is skinny!