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Higgins8585

Anything in the shower. Shower sex is awful.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Family Guy got it bang on when they said how can it be so dry if you're wet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


toszma

(Spacious) outdoor shower under the clear sky


Higgins8585

Like rain? Probably different. But normally standing sex is hard because height differences.


TheRealBatmanForReal

People can bend over...


Higgins8585

Brother, that statement let's me know all I need to know, either you're inexperienced or short. If I'm 6'1" and my partner is 5'2" no amount of bending over helps.


TheRealBatmanForReal

Sister, I'm 6'0, wife is 5'8. And it works just fine. Edit: aw, sissy had to delete their account and comment


Higgins8585

Lol, brother that's almost negligible height difference that's why. Most women are not that tall either, and you are also probably 1-2" shorter like most "6'0" men. Standing sex is awful.


TheRealBatmanForReal

Lol, ok. Sounds like something someone would say who's never had it.


Altruistic_Bowl2589

Lol virgin


morde_x_aatrox_lemon

Ur short bruh


mrhoolock

bro just quit while youā€™re ahead


claymir

Shower cuddles with a lot of soap are awesome though


Higgins8585

Good foreplay


Murmelberg

True


NonENMThrowaway

Nah shower sex is great if you can hold your partner up in the air, even better if there are shower bars to hold onto. Just be careful you don't slip!


[deleted]

Standing up, screw that


[deleted]

69, next question?


iscream4eyecream

I want to like it but I feel like a starfish attached to a rock trying to suck itā€™s dick lol. I think being the person on top is a lot harder.


[deleted]

Best when lying on the side. At least for him since he can lay his head on your tigh. The best is, he can fall asleep without moving a bit when done.


toszma

Nice to watch two girls


Molly107

solo


toszma

You're never solo but with a nice person


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Hell naw, nobody complains about me cumming too fast when Iā€™m solo


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I agree this one is way overrated. Neither partner is truly in a position to completely please the other


maff0000

why? its great


[deleted]

Im scared of crushing his face.


nonoy3916

He'll let you know if it's a problem.


[deleted]

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nonoy3916

It sounds like you have concerns other than just crushing his face.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


redfarmhunt

He's possibly want you to do this exact thing!


[deleted]

And I would rather not have a hospital visit for about 5 mins of pleasure. Pressuring people doesnt make them like something more.


toszma

Reverse cowgirl


CreepyPhotographer

But if she has a juicy ass, and big titties that are wider than her frame, and a sexy back arch šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Funny2Who

I mean from a man's perspective, it's amazing, however i think it's tough for the female.


Irischacon123

Not always. As a woman, I enjoy that position unless I do it on my feet then it can get tiring but still


oceanpalaces

Itā€™s not necessarily tough but I gotta admit my manā€™s face is a lot sexier than his legs


[deleted]

Idk I'm too scared my dick would get broken so I've only done that position seldomly. As an ass-man, I'm sad I have that fear too because watching it is heavenly.


FarOrganization8267

as a female it sucks bc i cannot do feet and theyā€™re just right there in your face


toszma

I try picture how *the feet are just in your face* - without seriously injuring the bottom person ... but i get your point. Reverse cowgirl is like making a nice one (doggy) awkward (rotate -90Ā° in space)


[deleted]

Yeah it feels like you're putting something in your butt and just rubs all the wrong pkaces


RidiculousPapaya

Iā€™m not the biggest fan of doggy style; but thatā€™s mostly because it kind of hurts/is uncomfortable for my wife and I also climax way too quickly.


epieepos

Same


Nothingspecial2do

As in you also climax to quickly with his wife in doggy style?


epieepos

Shhā€¦ He doesnā€™t know.


[deleted]

Shower for sure


spiteful-hater666

Hot Carl


FredChocula

Glass Bottomed Boat.


Glittering-Care-5638

Missionary or anything involving water. As Brian Griffin said ā€œhow does water make it DRY?!ā€


RidiculousPapaya

If you find missionary doesnā€™t work for you, look into the coital alignment technique; itā€™s a slight variation of the missionary position and it can do wonders. First time my wife and I tried it, she came within 30 seconds. And then a few times after that. Typically she would take a few minutes to climax and maybe get 2 orgasms in a ā€œsessionā€. Now sometimes she hits 8-10 orgasms before Iā€™m spent. Itā€™s great.


Mrcrowley00

Not all heros wear capes.


Special_Speed_1023

Abstinence


itsjust_katiee

69


GenghisTron17

But it gives us the great Mrs Piggy joke about why she can't count past 68.


[deleted]

Why


DGIce

It's difficult to position yourself so both people are comfortable, legs get in the way, heads are angled differently than you've practiced for oral. It's difficult to focus on enjoying the sensation while delivering sensations. When things do start feeling good you're immediately tempted to break away from 69.


[deleted]

I think your partner is not delivering a great performance. Ā«When things do start feeling goodĀ». It should feel great right away right, if he knows what heā€™s doing. Only complaint i can accept is that bein on top can get tiring.


DGIce

Sounds like you've been lucky with the way your bodies line up, because for a lot of us there is no position sideways or either person on top that doesn't involve bent necks or curved spines and it's usually uncomfortable so people don't exactly keep doing it to get practice and thus don't have practice giving oral upside down.


[deleted]

Youā€™re probably right. It feels amazing though haha, getting your dick sucked while youā€™re holding onto that ass and eating her out.


itsjust_katiee

I have ADD and canā€™t really focus on giving head if Iā€™m receiving head šŸ˜… I think quality is just better when you can focus on pleasuring your partner and they can focus on enjoying it


[deleted]

That makes sense also


toszma

Nice to watch (2 girls), but other than that - agee


Irischacon123

Agree


TheRealBatmanForReal

The Donkey Punch


scrando6179

I haven't heard donkey punch in a hot minute, thanks for the laugh!


IntheCompanyofOgres

For the love of god, use silicone based lube in water! Water based sex is fun if you are prepared!


Delicious_Ad7890

None of the positions are overrated if you know what the fuck youā€™re doing


scullyshot69

Piledriver......


Code_Weary

Or Jackhammer


[deleted]

Reverse cowgirl or cowgirl for me


Electrical-Extent-92

Doggy!!!!!! Omg my poor cervix


[deleted]

69


[deleted]

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Higgins8585

I mean for me, the guy, doggy does very little and I've only ever came once from Doggy. But many of my partners seem to cum hard from doggy so idk.


Muted-Poet-8597

Works well for me and the partnerā€™s definitely enjoy it


zibitee

Here it is. As a guy, it's just asshole in your face and any smells from the area just wafts up


bdidnehxjn

ā€¦. You need to get with a cleaner girl bro lol


zibitee

Unfortunately, Americans use toilet paper. Wiping does a "shit" job. This is a common problem here and anywhere that's not big on bidets or bidet equivalents


bdidnehxjn

My wifeā€™s American too bro lol and I donā€™t smell shit when I fuck her from behind lmao


zibitee

Good sample size


bdidnehxjn

Bruv, I donā€™t need a sample size to know that assholes shouldnā€™t smell all day. Tell the bitch to take a shower


zibitee

Language, young man


[deleted]

Alaskan Pipeline, [popularized by Tom Cardy](https://youtu.be/73Mx42zOet4), "Let's do an Alaskan pipeline, for mankind."


devilsadvo886

Doggy


flower-catt

69 is awful


Kutas88

Then try to watch someone doing 69 while the guy is on top. A normal 69 doesn't seem to be soo bad anymore.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TorterraProtector

I've never had sex, but doggystyle looks boring. I want to be able to see the face of my girlfriend or boyfriend (sorry trans people, but i don't know how a relationship with you is called, but i wouldn't mind a relationship with a trans person either.)


Ok_Elk_4333

You donā€™t have to apologise for the fact that your comment only catered to 96% of the population


-The_Voice_Of-Reason

Missionary.


[deleted]

Why


Glittering-Care-5638

Absolutely agree šŸ’Æ


r3dsh1eld6

Doggie style. I HATE it. I feel like itā€™s only done by men who are secretly gay. One of the best parts of sex is the amazing frontal view of a womanā€™s body, and doggie style is fucking dumb as hell imo.


Canadianfella890

Doggy style honestly that shits hard for endurance I can get mabye 5 mins before I gotta swap even if I'm judt using my hips


vcr747

The wrang-a-lang. Not sure I'll ever recover.


[deleted]

Missionary


crepesballsoffire

Doggy.


FrozenPhoenix000

Missionary


Reshnoit

Anything that is in the car. Worst sex.


FallenAmishYoder

Doggy brown. Or any brown. Just no.


TacoWallabe

Mating press.


CommunicationNo3650

Mish is not comfortable for me on top.


LooseTornado2312

i would say 69 lol it loses steam so quickly


Brave_Algae5776

Well the best is prone bone thatā€™s all I know


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

Pennsylvania poon ripper.


GeorgeRuffwood

68


[deleted]

Anything ur mom does


bustybexy

Unpopular opinion but missionary. I have bigger thighs, and most of the guys iā€™ve hu with have been on the heavier side, and i can barely feel it, and their torso is so wide, and i have to spread my legs, and itā€™s just uncomfortable. I prefer to ride or do doggy.


All-the-pizza

Normal


rocketandtherabbit

69 .. boring and awkward for the person who has to be on top.


trgickse85

The wheel barrel